Upvote, upvote, upvote!!

And I don’t ever crash unless I’m the bad guy or I need more emotional scarring

It’s the tablecloth that annoys me... we never use tablecloths except at Christmas

I hate shows/movies in which the characters are pushing food around their plates, constantly cutting it but never ever chewing/eating it. I think it's the most egregious on the Big Bang Theory. They have a five minute conversation over a meal and never take a bite. I know it's tv and there are multiple takes and they have their figures to maintain, but use a spit bucket or something. Once you notice it, you will be distracted from anything the characters are saying!

cartoons are like this sometimes

...and it´s always around midday with the sun high up

Give me your address lady, I'll have theirs.

IIRC, the reason people rarely eat in movie is 1)with how many take and how long the preparation for each reshoot any food will became stale when the shooting began and 2) Any chewing sound will get caught by mics and it's usually too disgusting to heard by audiences and need to edited out

Was always so jealous of those breakfast's.

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And there are children starving all over the world!

There is time to make breakfast cuz you aren’t in their rooms yelling and threatening them to get out of bed...oh wait that’s why they are about to miss the bus.

I think it's a rich people thing.

Also, it starts running directly on its own and I have all the programs I need to look at it.

And I am refreshed like it was a nap

and I never wear my clothes more than one time

And always perfectly healthy.

I always wondered about this. When I was still in school (every school), the teachers would decide when it was time to leave the classroom. Bell or no bell.

I wish this was true...

What? You guys needs to go to the toilet directly after waking up? I always have breakfast first

Yup. Very strange. And annoying.

Also, I say "Lock the doors and don't open them to anyone" and when they ask why I'll say "I'll explain it later" and that person is totally cool with that instead of calling the police.

Just wondering : is it a typical American thing to have front doors that can be opened from the outside when not locked ? Where I'm from, you always need a key to open the front door, locked or not.

This is so accurate...

Oh how I wish this was real life...

Haha, yes, and I'm always like "Why doesn't he/she just tell... ah, it's a movie..."

This is so irritating!

Also, simply walk away after giving a snippet of information. "You should talk to X, I can't say anymore, I already said too much"

I wonder how that affects people's attitudes toward police...

well... atleast the hero always wins

I rarely say goodbye. Instead I usually say "love you" for family or "have a nice day" for business. It is just something I do without thinking about it.

Always remember to bring a torch with no batteries!

This always irritates me...

...or the small tv in the corner of the kitchen which I will casually ignore until I walk past at the exact headline I need.

Remember, this is Film/TV land. Anything is possible.

And always on some obscure instant message platform, nothing anyone has ever seen.

That implies they aren't aware of the muzzle energy of their particular firearm. For instance .38 Long Colt likely wouldn't come out the other side of their head. By comparison, 9mm Luger would have the aforementioned effects.

and you will be an expert in pathology, fingerprints, and ballistics

And don't forget to victoriously announce: I'm in!' when you discover the password.

Maybe they have a gps in there as well, "turn right at the next corner". :)

Also, it's not the shirt he was wearing so I actually have to rummage through his closet to find one.

Hello, i am a boob in a TV drama. I am never, ever allowed to be seen because it's indecent and yucky. But if i grow on a leading female character, i am supposed to look perky and abundant through her clothes to make people know i'm there. My good friend nipple is allowed to be clearly seen if it grows on a male actor, of course.

yep, seen this in koe no katachi.... teacher introduced the girl, she got bullied, left school, principal came to talk about this in class and the bully got called out

Yeah, well, you can't actually put everything in now can you? You also don't see people actually walking/driving/biking somewhere the whole way. Or sleeping from beginning to end... That's not something you see that is actually not happening in real life. Like table cloths and turning your head for ten seconds at a time while driving...

Showers in the movies are there for crying or having sex. Not for washing.

Just a step up from "the usual". Because I know all the staff at every coffee shop/bar/restaurant.

And let's not forget the running away from fire blasts, water that flushes streets, and even dropping temperatures (looking at you "Day after Tomorrow")

This ! Horrible. I upvoted

and almost always it seems that my drinks are pre-paid..