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Everyone knows that dads are funny, hence the dad jokes, but moms get an entirely different adjective attached to their title. So if dads are hilarious, the mothers are often called savage.

Though commonly the word savage is used to describe someone wild or ill-mannered, it gets a slightly different meaning when talking about moms. With child-bearers, this word means that they are ferocious, smart as whips, and have their own kind of understanding about how funny people should act. These seriously funny moms are never short of savage roasts, served readily at every possible occasion. Though let's admit, it is not always intentional, but even when defeated, moms deliver some hilariously funny fails.

This list, compiled by Bored Panda, celebrates the savageness of moms, shining the best light on the matrons of every family. People are sharing the times they got burned by their sassy mothers or experienced a mom-ly parenting fail; these ladies take no prisoners, and she ain't got no time for your stupid pokemon! Scroll down below to check the ingenious moms and the funny photos accompanying them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your faves!

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Cause "Ain't Nobody Help"

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My Mom, Ladies And Gentlemen

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#10

Best Mom Ever

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Christophe Beunens
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In a strange way this is true. If unvaccinated you might die from something trivial like the measels, but with vaccines you might actually survive, and reach adulthood.

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#12

Mom Roast

Mom Roast

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Selene
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am ashamed to say it took me 3 seconds to read that the "right wy"

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Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Carol Emory
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh well...F*** it, they're part of the exhibit now. C'mon honey. Let's get started on their replacements.

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#16

Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Zenozenobee
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought that kind of "mum, mum, mum" was reserved for young kids. Now I realised it seems it will never end :'(

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Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Ryo Bakura
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hallowe'en for kids - "My costume has to be cool." Hallowe'en for club 18-30 - "My costume has to be sexy." Hallowe'en for 30-45 - "You said I should dress up so it doesn't look weird when I take the kids trick-or-treating. You didn't say anything about not being allowed to wear glasses and a turtleneck, and go as Steve Jobs." "That's how you always dress, Darren."

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#21

Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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#24

When Your Mom Roasts You

When Your Mom Roasts You

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#27

My Sister Lost Her Phone At A Bar. This Is What My Mom Sent Her When She Asked For A Replacement

My Sister Lost Her Phone At A Bar. This Is What My Mom Sent Her When She Asked For A Replacement

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Chris
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6 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if shes old enough to (legally) go to a bar,she has money to get a new phone,she is 21+,mom won't be around forever Edit:Okay if she is in collage,she would have some money set aside,I get collage is a lot of money,but going to a bar proves she has extra money,If it was in a place people go to everyday(walmart,for example) my phone doesn't have a password but my contact for my family and some of my friends has numbers,emails and addresses and depending when this happened you can do "find my phone" unless it was turned off and you could check the bar

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Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Enuya
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm the only one who doesn't find those "find-a-girlfriend" jokes funny? I understand that parents want us to have great personal life but having gf/bf really isn't the most important thing in life. You can feel satisfied and happy without being in a relationship. There are other ways to be happy. (And no, I don't say this because I'm lonely and bitter - I have a boyfriend but having him isn't a whole point of my life.)

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#33

Girl Says She Hasn’t Had A Day Off In Weeks, Her Own Mom Calls Her Out For Just Taking A Week Long Trip To Disney World

Girl Says She Hasn’t Had A Day Off In Weeks, Her Own Mom Calls Her Out For Just Taking A Week Long Trip To Disney World

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#36

Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Not Quite Infinity
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're not gonna use it for the reason you think they're going to use it for ;)

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#37

Apparently My Mom Isn't Excited That I'm Alive

Apparently My Mom Isn't Excited That I'm Alive

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#38

Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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#39

She Schedules Out My Life And I'm Totally Ok With It

She Schedules Out My Life And I'm Totally Ok With It

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#40

That Moment When Your Mom Is Savage

That Moment When Your Mom Is Savage

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