You just got PRANKED

Go mom!

True, true

Hahahaha this is my favorite!!! Good for her.

the pictures of the fur baby are goregeous lololol

I hope this kid wasn't serious about that request.

well, you need to learn one way or another!

took her one min to show how savage she can be

Ahahaha that’s a badass move XD

In a strange way this is true. If unvaccinated you might die from something trivial like the measels, but with vaccines you might actually survive, and reach adulthood.

i kinda have to agree with mom, she's gorgeous

I am ashamed to say it took me 3 seconds to read that the "right wy"

Good for you!! Rattata is great. congrats on getting a gf!

Hahaha, nice one!!

Oh well...F*** it, they're part of the exhibit now. C'mon honey. Let's get started on their replacements.

I thought that kind of "mum, mum, mum" was reserved for young kids. Now I realised it seems it will never end :'(

yes. yes she is

BURRRRRRNNN!

Hallowe'en for kids - "My costume has to be cool." Hallowe'en for club 18-30 - "My costume has to be sexy." Hallowe'en for 30-45 - "You said I should dress up so it doesn't look weird when I take the kids trick-or-treating. You didn't say anything about not being allowed to wear glasses and a turtleneck, and go as Steve Jobs." "That's how you always dress, Darren."

I like this "Mom" character

Well.... Does the one in the portrait count...?

Opposite for me. I was born dark skin and now I am light skin.

Why being so rude to his mother?

I need this book.....for a friend. T_T

Got the whole family on Facebook...😂👀

Out numbered and out gunned. Ouch mom.

You don't just look good, you look extra good

if shes old enough to (legally) go to a bar,she has money to get a new phone,she is 21+,mom won't be around forever Edit:Okay if she is in collage,she would have some money set aside,I get collage is a lot of money,but going to a bar proves she has extra money,If it was in a place people go to everyday(walmart,for example) my phone doesn't have a password but my contact for my family and some of my friends has numbers,emails and addresses and depending when this happened you can do "find my phone" unless it was turned off and you could check the bar

so soon they forget...LOL

Lol.and the five dollar bill to cover his bum.

Ouch xD

I'm the only one who doesn't find those "find-a-girlfriend" jokes funny? I understand that parents want us to have great personal life but having gf/bf really isn't the most important thing in life. You can feel satisfied and happy without being in a relationship. There are other ways to be happy. (And no, I don't say this because I'm lonely and bitter - I have a boyfriend but having him isn't a whole point of my life.)

why his words scrunched up

But...who is A? ( PLL?!)

ha ha mom does what she wants!

When you finally decide to show your parents some love

They're not gonna use it for the reason you think they're going to use it for ;)

Anyone else feel a bit uneasy with the 2% battery?

That's when you reply "Well, we had the best teacher".

Sent at 4:04a.m. lol

That's just too much sharing!