I will do anything in my power to make sure my children feel this way because I never did.

I'm not a mom but I'd try to join

Awww

Hehe. poop! gets me every time :D

And we liked it that way!!!!

This has been on BP loads, and I laugh every time because I can't read it in anything but Susan Calman's voice.

This makes me think of my daughter, then aged 4, who looked at me closely before nursery one morning and said: "Mummy, are you wearing make up today?" And I said, "Yes, actually, yes I am wearing a little bit." And she said, "You need more."

🤣 this kid will go places

My mum just says make your own and occasionally gets the ice cream and the spoons

PLUS: Those are tasty

As annoying as hell but everyone will love them

And here's your kid that didn't want to come but now doesn't want to leave.

Drum kit??

" ah yes the one with the god damn DRUM SET"😂

Raising four kids, I can attest, sometimes you just gotta take it when its offered from your wife. Dont remind her she has spit up in her hair, or that you just witnessed her clean up some unholy messy something or other. And pro tip for guys: Change the sheets before bed, before being told to... iykyk...

It's okay to say "no", especially if requests are unreasonable like wanting to "paint the car" or "two desserts". It's a context thing. It's also okay to say "yes" to things if time/money are okay. Like a trip to the playground or going to the library.

Depends, which one is your daughter?

3 days of labour and an emergency C-section and 12 days in hispital after that, 15 days off for me yay...

I see Ryan Reynolds I upvote

Oh

I think it's broken

Same, but my mom would just go for a random bike ride in the evening for like 20 minutes by herself.

YES FROM NOW ON I WILL BE A GOUDA PERSON

I've come up with clever ways to hide that I'm swearing. My husbands sees through them and immediately starts laughing.

My nieces, at 4+2 still think the screen only comes on when brushing teeth. No idea how my brother pulls it off.

Like an avocado in that I contain a lot of fat. Unlike an avocado it is not the “good fat.”

It looks a bit like the cake I wanted compared to the cake I got.

Because the people that work at those places don't have kids and get to sleep in lol

..but when you ask them about their favourite, daddy is da best :D

I'll take it, as long as you stay on the other side of the door.

Haha, true

No dear, their bodies fill themselves with poo until they finally explode

This went for all moms in 80's and 90's movies - dad messed everything up and mom had to clean up the mess afterwards but somehow SHE was the no-fun parent.

Fun fact: Those were real skeletons in the Poltergeist pool scene.

Today kids we will be learning about science and how it can wrong as we clean out the minivan

What... exactly are you feeding that child?

It's funny because it's true

😂

Oh goodness! That’s the mom I was vs the mom I am now!! There’s a 23 year age difference between my youngest and oldest!! 😂😂😂😂

When the perky young dental assistant asks if I floss every night, I sometimes have to hold back the manic laughter.

thats me when im trying to comfort my 12 year old sister when she is sick ( im 16 so we are not that far apart but i like to comfort her when she is sick)

Omg this is my kid every day lol. Or he's like the kids in South Park when Chef asks how their day is and every time they say "bad".

A better question would be WHY IS PENNYWISE IN THE GUITAR

🤭

christmas day be like

Lol...me last night

morning to you too!!! hope today is a better day!

Occasionally the husband is included in this.

Same

Possibly.

I love that movie. Death Becomes Her.