That will be one of the cutest thoughts I will read today! Even though I am terrified of spiders.

Distant cousins from a galaxy far, far away.

Cats are amazing to have conversations with

that's really nice of her.

the force is strong with this one

Some lucky chicks

I certainly hope you take your shoes off when you come in,...right?

yeah "Heart"

Still works :D

She still deserves Kudos for her intentions.

Awwwww. What a lovely gift

That is so hilarious ...jewish humour...

That's incredibly sweet of her to find something like that

I do quite like the tree topper, the mum aside. XD

okay I fell for that one as well

I'd proudly use them anyway. I love cartoons!

Haha. Exactly like my mom. Her camera roll is basically a gallery for our cat in all positions.

Hey, practice makes perfect. ;D

That's even better! ;D

In all fairness, it looks great!

at least they used their time for doing something usefull

It's like having a conversation with Starfire from "Teen Titans".

I would do that to mine but the window is so dirty....

I don't see anyth- OH GOD

That's hilarious..

Now this is one person I would love to meet ! If she can be so optimistic while texting ..I think she would be sweet in person too

ouch, that's THE pencil sharpener

The bow on the hoodie! Bwaaahahaha!

Maybe she was trying to create infinite energy

Oh yes it is..

super cool mom

Aren't you lucky. She saved those for just such things as this. Enjoy it while you can. ;D

Now I can't unsee it

That makes it more amazing!

That actually makes me a bit sad for her :(

And if you are naughty, she can beat you up with it

Now buy a disco ball....

Actually I believe George RR Martin said/hinted once in an interview that the Game of Thrones universe is a parallel universe of our world. So (if it's confirmed) she is technically correct! :D

This is actually way more interesting!

Before she kills herself or someone else....buy her a stand mixer!

"But it works as a case!"

Very carefully I would presume. :D

She wants you to hurry, so she can enjoy all of the 'pay back' that is owed her for putting up with you all those years. Now Hurry, and make her happy. ;D

Still a labor of love (so to speak). That took a lot of time and effort even if crochet is usually faster than knitting.

A similar but slightly more uncomfortable situation. 13394181_1...24336b.jpg

She didn't even get him in the picture 😂

priceless

At least it does have a transformer built in to it.

Guys who like birthday cupcakes? You don't "see men" like that often.

That is a GIFT of LOVE young man.

She's kinda correct in a way

Who or what is BJ?

oh genius! i copy this for my boyfriends's mother!

Even the sockets are sad....

Of course there's nothing wrong! Don't you have a moment to talk about our "Star"lord and saviour, Chris Pratt?

Mom's got mad raps yo!

Everyone needs their own wiener to play with, don't they? :D

That's the nicest finger I've ever seen