Burn!

I actually laughed out loud reading this. That's hilarious.

This is genius

Nope, had it happen to me!!! My mom left me at the mall. I had to wait until she got home to call.

Ahh, I'll reuse this if my curious daughter asks! 😃

Positive mom

The cat should know that safe sex is a good thing, especially since the cat probably isn't ready to be a grandmother.

"the google" :D

My mom exactly

both are good

:)

My mom was typing question mark, as it was easier and faster to write, then to find😁😍

Mix those 2 phrases

Heh, she really did use it correctly. I bet she always just does it until she uses it correctly

This one made me LOL

And clever.

I wouldn't sleep to deep with a mom like that

That's a clue you need to start lookin'.

alien getting on a ship :D

Mom. You. Pervert.

roflsnort!

This one is EPIC!! 😀😀😀😀😁😁😁

LMBO This is my favorite 😹😹😹😹

Ice cream = love

haha when my mother started to use emoticons in text messages, her friends though like for half year that her phone is broken and just randomly sending weird symbols :D

Shots fired.

Well I'm a mom and I think most of moms (same generation as me) know things like this. We had good times on MIRC round year 2000 😃

But it is also true in this sense...

The discussion is ongoing to the current day.

😂

This is scary!

OMG...I peed a bit!

LÖL :)))

Hehe... me as a mom. Very hip.

That's when you know you're in trouble. When they bring out the Twilight quotes.

Mom 0 : Technology 1

Face......Palm.

it was so obvious.....

Dirty mind!

Advice comes from routine and experience...

When my sibiling asks what wtf means....

Apparantly she was trying to type 'nice aimee'

seemed like the appropriate response to me

This is probably the only thing in the series that is not funny. This kind of trust in children is sad...and using texting when suspecting drugs is just odd.

Scary again!

Omg. That'd be a scary one to get!

This is my mom - only she sends it in an e-mail.

This must have taken 30 minutes!

I take it she's not asking are you drinking Elizabeth, she's asking are you drinking, Elizabeth

Wow, nice Autocorrect.

Maybe they are from Canada. There's is in October.

that converstaion took a turn...

hardest thing to explain

Cute

Andy seems to be a popular name in this list. So either he has an awesome mother, or its just a common name.

im done

when the text wont go through

mhm mhm....