Oh what a classic comeback! :D

my mum right here

My mom says exactly that, looks like moms are same everywhere 😃

In a similar situation, my aunt once told my co

This clearly proves that age and wisdom tend to go hand-in-hand. :D

Well... you might.

How was your mother supposed to supply you with a boyfriend for your birthday???

And they never looked at another dirty magazine out of sheer disgust

Oh my God. The best life lesson ever!

OMG! THAT IS AWESOME!!!!

I was always calling my youngest son by the cat's name!

Good work, Mum@

In all fairness, voodoo classes sound much cooler!

"one day"

A relation to Jimmy????

My mum always does that!

Lol!

Aww, so cute and corny.

Valid question 👍

Not true if you were meeting Kim Jong-Il.

omg that's terrible but i can't stop laughing

Another good one!

"But honey It's not my fault my mum said I could!"

whahahaha

Sounds like a happy Australian family. ♥

Yeah ,she doesn't make it twice ,she just does it 3 times just to be absolutely sure it's a mistake

I am writing this one down! Will use it!!

To be fair maybe the warehouse would probably be closed.

Maybe she meant quality not quantity

And now it's stuck in my head...

Apply cold water

Best mom

But it is true...

it is always the fault of the phone,,,

It's smart to do what feels right for you.

"Like I'm IN the exorcist" not like she was the exorcist :P

Me.

You're mom is a G.

LOL OMG soo funny. Wish I could have been there

Actually tho

Seems like a pretty reasonable request.

Must be an Italian mom ;-)

Well.. that's definitely.... euhm .....true

Close enough

I bet that she gotten that from My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Mom logic.

...Lol!

Omg 😂 it does sound like it

Think is already has.

I once went to McDonalds without my children. When we got up to the register I asked for a hammy happy meal. The poor girl just looked at me like i grew an extra head. I'm still teased about it.

*everything goes black and white* *8bit glasses appear on mom's nose* *music out loud "I AM THE ONE DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UPON THE STREETS"* Like a boss

Oh my!

Or new Kanye or any Kanye

Interpret it how you want.

That is sooo typical :D

haha what?

#Nissan next speedster?