One, he was shot in Dallas, not Austin. Two, Are you famous? (I'm just joking)

We went to the Grand Canyon and it was snowing in Flagstaff. The Grand Canyon has some snow on it, but it melted by mid day. We were walking back to our car when it started to hail, even though we expected snow. When my mom figured what is was she says, "It's the thing! Not the thing!" (she said it in French, but I don't know how to spell it.) We still make fun about it.

We used to call someone who left the door open a church visitor. I suppose it is because church doors are always open here.

As a kid I always wondered this.

I'm sure the next message was "now that you know where it is, call your mother more often"

I think you need a q-tip. I'm sure she said van, not hand!!

My mum once introduced me to a friend of hers we happen to meet in a shop "Hi, oh yes, this is my daughter, she doesn't always look this terrible, she's been ill"

Except they're 17!

Agnostic is not a religion; the other three are.

This is a thing though...

My mum does this on facebook posts!

My mother-in-law advised my wife to rub her neck upwards from her chest to the tip of her chin really quickly one hand at a time. Apparently, this is to combat double or wrinkly chins. When she does it, she looks like a squirrel.

oof.

Don't all? unless there close even tho sometimes their the worst

🤣🤣🤣

Wait, what? In what app can android users not like a comment?

You don't get expelled for that..plus I don't believe it happened. Isn't that some joke floating around the internet?

Quite embarrassing...

too much chemicals!

That means she had u at 2 or 1 I dunno

We have bicken churgers instead of chicken burgers for this same reason.

I still make fun of my boyfriend for this very same scenario. He thought LA Fitness was a fancy French gym.

Yup, my mom says that too.

I studied translations and English is my second language. Whenever I don't know a word in English, my mum goes "Wait, aren't you a translator?" It's super annoying. I love it! <3