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Mother's Day is a heartfelt celebration of the incredible women who have selflessly devoted their lives to nurturing and guiding their children. So, to celebrate it, Bored Panda has gathered a collection of the best mom tweets that we could find.

From relatable tales of sleep deprivation to funny critiques of absurd toddler logic, these anecdotes perfectly highlight how humor can tremendously help parents in their everyday lives. It's a universal language that brings people together and provides a much-needed respite from our challenges. So, sit back, continue scrolling, and enjoy the laughter and camaraderie these tweets bring. Happy Mother's Day!

People trace back celebrations of mothers and motherhood to the ancient Greeks and Romans, who held festivals in honor of the mother goddesses Rhea and Cybele, but the modern precedent for Mother’s Day is often thought to be the early Christian festival known as Mothering Sunday.

Once a major tradition in the United Kingdom and parts of Europe, this celebration fell on the fourth Sunday in Lent and was originally viewed as a time when the faithful would return to their “mother church”—the main church in the vicinity of their home—for a special service. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember the first time that happened to me and I started panicking that my skin was peeling off and that I was going to be skinless for the rest of my life. My Dad didn’t help when he acted serious about going to the doctor and putting a cast on my hand . 🙃

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The origins of Mother's Day as celebrated in the US date back to the 19th century. Before the Civil War, Ann Reeves Jarvis of West Virginia helped start “Mothers’ Day Work Clubs" to teach local women how to properly care for their children.

These clubs later became a unifying force in a region of the country still divided over the Civil War, and in 1868, Jarvis organized “Mothers’ Friendship Day,” at which mothers gathered with former Union and Confederate soldiers to promote reconciliation.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My siblings and I could never keep our doors locked growing up because all three of us picked the locks! It got to a point where if you really wanted the door to stay shut you had to put something in front of it.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just received a card that reads, "Good moms drive their kids everywhere... Great moms pick them up again later"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s called religious guilt. Thankfully I don’t have that gene. Some people still think that because their parents made them go to church they should make their own children suffer too. Even though they still dread it themselves. I don’t understand how you can make your children do something you didn’t like when you were their age. Except school obviously.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Truth. Some of the best sleep I ever got was in church. Especially when it was my ex husband delivering his taking in circles sermons. Also his meditation circles would have me snoring. Such long winded bs.

David Wambold
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL. Good answer. Welcome to being Catholic. Bring friends and they always ask about kneel, sit, stand, pray, kneel, sit, stand pray. Just follow everyone else.

Laura Lett
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not in my Church. My pastor is loud, we the congregation, are just as loud in response. We love giving him a hard time. He has a great sense of humor.

Kim Steffen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Age 14, I was a confirmed Lutheran, able to take communion. Sunday morning, empty stomach, and a minister who would fill my mouth with muscatel. I'd walk back to the pew with a nice buzz going.

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Another precursor to Mother’s Day came from the abolitionist and suffragette Julia Ward Howe. In 1870, Howe wrote the “Mother’s Day Proclamation,” a call to action that asked mothers to unite in promoting world peace. In 1873, Howe campaigned for a “Mother’s Peace Day” to be celebrated every June 2nd.

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Other early Mother’s Day pioneers include Juliet Calhoun Blakely, a temperance activist who inspired a local Mother’s Day in Albion, Michigan, in the 1870s. The duo of Mary Towles Sasseen and Frank Hering, meanwhile, both worked to organize a Mothers’ Day in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Some have even referred to Hering as “the father of Mothers’ Day.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favorite one is when I finally ask "WHAT!" and they say, "oh, nothing. I was just making sure you could hear me." smh

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By 1912, many states, towns, and churches had adopted Mother’s Day as an annual holiday, and Jarvis had established the Mother’s Day International Association to help promote this cause. Her persistence paid off in 1914 when President Woodrow Wilson signed a measure, officially establishing the second Sunday in May as Mother’s Day.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They never listen when you say it nicely, it's only once you scream that they listen.

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And while not everyone might have the opportunity to give their mom a bouquet of flowers in person, they do call.

A study by US-based international calling firm VIP Communications found that call volume on Mother’s Day is 8 percent higher than on New Year's, 11 percent higher than on Valentine’s Day, and 62 percent up on Halloween.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to cure his delusion? Rent an RV for a week's family holiday! That will put things into perspective for him

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“We analyzed the calling habits of more than 50,000 VIP Communications customers <...> in order to determine which expats show the most loyalty to their mothers over the phone on Mother’s Day in their respective countries,” said Peter Rogers, senior vice president of VIP Communications.

“We found that Mother’s Day is far and away the most popular day to place phone calls across the world, registering more calling traffic than any other holiday, including New Year’s and Valentine’s Day.”

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However, it's worth mentioning that worldwide, this celebration varies depending on the country. In Thailand, for instance, Mother’s Day is always celebrated in August on the birthday of the current queen, Sirikit.

Another alternate observance of Mother’s Day can be found in Ethiopia, where families gather each fall to sing songs and eat a large feast as part of Antrosht, a multi-day celebration honoring motherhood.

But despite different customs, the appreciation for the women who brought us into this life is universal.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the dogs face he hasn't a clue what's going on but is just happy to be involved

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's also that moment when you realize tomorrow you're changing their bedtime to an hour earlier.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would've just ate the m&m to save that hassle, especially if it's a mini plain.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had one like that, saying "now i'm hungry" after throwing up. 🤮

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I will "meat" you by the window and we can look for Taurus (the bull) and Ursa Major (the bear) constellations tonight.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There would be lots of parents that do this some nights.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine says signed in as ‘DrunkPony2917’ EDIT: I made it:) EDIT 2: I’m 12:)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think you only have so much energy for your lifetime and you use up nearly all of it in childhood

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm always the one who has to finish the chick's food. I got a half-liquid, spit-covered (she has a snotty cold right now) piece of chocolate dumped in my hands today. Even though I love chocolate, that one landed in the bin 🤢

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give it to the 10 yr old (borrow one if needed). They'll fix it for you.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just today I was watching Family Guy and 9 yr old walked in right when Brian says to Stewie "your Dad is railing your Mom upstairs" and she asked what railing means. Awkward indeed.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter has her own little backpack for adventures. I learned from watching my younger siblings with her older cousins. I also learned how to clean feathers correctly. Thank you, YouTube.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

…and then someone asks you for a snack even though dinner is in the oven literally RIGHT NOW, Robert

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Respect boundaries and personal space. But also, never be ashamed of having a loving family!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You’ve taught your kid to think of others. That’s a win!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This unfortunately is inevitable no matter what, unless you don’t drink milk from the carton.