Mother's Day is a heartfelt celebration of the incredible women who have selflessly devoted their lives to nurturing and guiding their children. So, to celebrate it, Bored Panda has gathered a collection of the best mom tweets that we could find.
From relatable tales of sleep deprivation to funny critiques of absurd toddler logic, these anecdotes perfectly highlight how humor can tremendously help parents in their everyday lives. It's a universal language that brings people together and provides a much-needed respite from our challenges. So, sit back, continue scrolling, and enjoy the laughter and camaraderie these tweets bring. Happy Mother's Day!
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People trace back celebrations of mothers and motherhood to the ancient Greeks and Romans, who held festivals in honor of the mother goddesses Rhea and Cybele, but the modern precedent for Mother’s Day is often thought to be the early Christian festival known as Mothering Sunday.
Once a major tradition in the United Kingdom and parts of Europe, this celebration fell on the fourth Sunday in Lent and was originally viewed as a time when the faithful would return to their “mother church”—the main church in the vicinity of their home—for a special service.
The origins of Mother's Day as celebrated in the US date back to the 19th century. Before the Civil War, Ann Reeves Jarvis of West Virginia helped start “Mothers’ Day Work Clubs" to teach local women how to properly care for their children.
These clubs later became a unifying force in a region of the country still divided over the Civil War, and in 1868, Jarvis organized “Mothers’ Friendship Day,” at which mothers gathered with former Union and Confederate soldiers to promote reconciliation.
My siblings and I could never keep our doors locked growing up because all three of us picked the locks! It got to a point where if you really wanted the door to stay shut you had to put something in front of it.
Just received a card that reads, "Good moms drive their kids everywhere... Great moms pick them up again later"
If it's so boring why do you even make yourself going to church?
It’s called religious guilt. Thankfully I don’t have that gene. Some people still think that because their parents made them go to church they should make their own children suffer too. Even though they still dread it themselves. I don’t understand how you can make your children do something you didn’t like when you were their age. Except school obviously.
Load More Replies...LOL. Good answer. Welcome to being Catholic. Bring friends and they always ask about kneel, sit, stand, pray, kneel, sit, stand pray. Just follow everyone else.
Not in my Church. My pastor is loud, we the congregation, are just as loud in response. We love giving him a hard time. He has a great sense of humor.
Age 14, I was a confirmed Lutheran, able to take communion. Sunday morning, empty stomach, and a minister who would fill my mouth with muscatel. I'd walk back to the pew with a nice buzz going.
Lol not just Christianity where u have to sit down and stand up repeatedly dw
Another precursor to Mother’s Day came from the abolitionist and suffragette Julia Ward Howe. In 1870, Howe wrote the “Mother’s Day Proclamation,” a call to action that asked mothers to unite in promoting world peace. In 1873, Howe campaigned for a “Mother’s Peace Day” to be celebrated every June 2nd.
Other early Mother’s Day pioneers include Juliet Calhoun Blakely, a temperance activist who inspired a local Mother’s Day in Albion, Michigan, in the 1870s. The duo of Mary Towles Sasseen and Frank Hering, meanwhile, both worked to organize a Mothers’ Day in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Some have even referred to Hering as “the father of Mothers’ Day.”
By 1912, many states, towns, and churches had adopted Mother’s Day as an annual holiday, and Jarvis had established the Mother’s Day International Association to help promote this cause. Her persistence paid off in 1914 when President Woodrow Wilson signed a measure, officially establishing the second Sunday in May as Mother’s Day.
And while not everyone might have the opportunity to give their mom a bouquet of flowers in person, they do call.
A study by US-based international calling firm VIP Communications found that call volume on Mother’s Day is 8 percent higher than on New Year's, 11 percent higher than on Valentine’s Day, and 62 percent up on Halloween.
How to cure his delusion? Rent an RV for a week's family holiday! That will put things into perspective for him
“We analyzed the calling habits of more than 50,000 VIP Communications customers <...> in order to determine which expats show the most loyalty to their mothers over the phone on Mother’s Day in their respective countries,” said Peter Rogers, senior vice president of VIP Communications.
“We found that Mother’s Day is far and away the most popular day to place phone calls across the world, registering more calling traffic than any other holiday, including New Year’s and Valentine’s Day.”
However, it's worth mentioning that worldwide, this celebration varies depending on the country. In Thailand, for instance, Mother’s Day is always celebrated in August on the birthday of the current queen, Sirikit.
Another alternate observance of Mother’s Day can be found in Ethiopia, where families gather each fall to sing songs and eat a large feast as part of Antrosht, a multi-day celebration honoring motherhood.
But despite different customs, the appreciation for the women who brought us into this life is universal.
I don't think even my toddler would need more than 2 days for that 🫠
Those things work. When I lived in NY used to keep tons near windows
Love the dogs face he hasn't a clue what's going on but is just happy to be involved
“What does IDK stand for?” “I don’t know” “Fine, I’ll ask someone else.”
My daughters used to play ball on the big balcony in our former apartment. One time they were having so much fun, shouting and laughing their lungs to the limits. Suddenly they both came indoors, ran to their room and put on their sound protective ear muffs. When my wife asked why they put those on, they proclaimed "we are being so loud!"
When my son was 3, he locked me, his 6 years old sister und his baby brother in the bathroom and wouldn't open the door. We were locked for 3 hours. I would beg him please, open the door and he would say in a sing voice noOO! I was just waiting till my husband comes home, but what I didn't know was that he would come late this day.... My daughter was scared so I played with her and we drank water from the sink.
My kid was reading something about a the 1904 world fair and he unironically asked if I was born then. So I showed him a fashion illustration from 1904 of a woman with the same hair coloring as me and told him yep that's me. His 3rd grade teacher says he has a math brain but his concept of time is non existent.
My kids and I live with my mother. I was laying in my room until my son fell asleep when my mum throws herself through the door yelping "What's wrong? Are you okay?" to discover that the loud commotion was my son snoring. She's baffled how a 10 year old can snore like a fully grown man. He does, however, take after his father in that department.
Have you been to the doctor with him? The one for nose, ears and throat. He might have enlarged tonsils or something else. I am not 100% sure with a 10 year old, but I know this is not normal for younger kids. My daughter has an appointment soon, because she snores.
Load More Replies...Mom's are AMAZING!!! As a single dad that has raised his now high school age twin boys by myself since they were 1yr old and their mom skipped out...I appreciate and relate to alot of this. But Mom's fooking RULE!!! My mom is a Saint. Most Mom's are. Thank you ladies for being their for us.
You are an amazing person for not giving up on your kids! Single dads don't get the recognition they deserve.
Load More Replies...TBH I don't get this "parenting is hard" thing. I've mostly raised my own kids and it's super easy, much easier than dealing with adults and their stupid neuroses and insecurities. Here's the rules. 1. Be consistent. Always do what you say you're going to do, follow through, be predictable, do stuff in a routine order, carry out threats etc. 2. Be interested. Always ask them about their day, sit and talk to them, and take your face out social media and make eye contact. If they can't remember what they did that day then ask them why you are paying for school if they aren't paying attention. Keep asking them each day till they get the message that they must be able to tell you what they did. 3. When they are tiny (newborn etc to toddler) is the key period of their life. Be 100% present. If possible stay with them at home or get parttime work etc. Do not delegate their parenting to someone who has zero interest/investment in the child. 4. Always treat them like adults. Speak properly...
10. Teach them kindness and respect. If they say something unkind tell them it is unkind. If they say something nice thank them. If they fight/are mean, tell them to stop with a believable and real threat/warning. If they are going to meet someone they will find boring, sentimental, or old, prepare them to be polite. Coach them in what to say, e.g. "Hello again Gran, I am happy to see you. How are you doing? I remember last time you said you were not feeling well, are you ok today" etc. Even if it's insincere. Manners are NOT just customary. They are displays of care and kindness. Result: perfect kids. Really.
Load More Replies...Kitty, obviously you are not a mom. You love them like crazy -- and they can still drive you crazy. It doesn't mean you stop loving them.
Load More Replies...My daughters used to play ball on the big balcony in our former apartment. One time they were having so much fun, shouting and laughing their lungs to the limits. Suddenly they both came indoors, ran to their room and put on their sound protective ear muffs. When my wife asked why they put those on, they proclaimed "we are being so loud!"
When my son was 3, he locked me, his 6 years old sister und his baby brother in the bathroom and wouldn't open the door. We were locked for 3 hours. I would beg him please, open the door and he would say in a sing voice noOO! I was just waiting till my husband comes home, but what I didn't know was that he would come late this day.... My daughter was scared so I played with her and we drank water from the sink.
My kid was reading something about a the 1904 world fair and he unironically asked if I was born then. So I showed him a fashion illustration from 1904 of a woman with the same hair coloring as me and told him yep that's me. His 3rd grade teacher says he has a math brain but his concept of time is non existent.
My kids and I live with my mother. I was laying in my room until my son fell asleep when my mum throws herself through the door yelping "What's wrong? Are you okay?" to discover that the loud commotion was my son snoring. She's baffled how a 10 year old can snore like a fully grown man. He does, however, take after his father in that department.
Have you been to the doctor with him? The one for nose, ears and throat. He might have enlarged tonsils or something else. I am not 100% sure with a 10 year old, but I know this is not normal for younger kids. My daughter has an appointment soon, because she snores.
Load More Replies...Mom's are AMAZING!!! As a single dad that has raised his now high school age twin boys by myself since they were 1yr old and their mom skipped out...I appreciate and relate to alot of this. But Mom's fooking RULE!!! My mom is a Saint. Most Mom's are. Thank you ladies for being their for us.
You are an amazing person for not giving up on your kids! Single dads don't get the recognition they deserve.
Load More Replies...TBH I don't get this "parenting is hard" thing. I've mostly raised my own kids and it's super easy, much easier than dealing with adults and their stupid neuroses and insecurities. Here's the rules. 1. Be consistent. Always do what you say you're going to do, follow through, be predictable, do stuff in a routine order, carry out threats etc. 2. Be interested. Always ask them about their day, sit and talk to them, and take your face out social media and make eye contact. If they can't remember what they did that day then ask them why you are paying for school if they aren't paying attention. Keep asking them each day till they get the message that they must be able to tell you what they did. 3. When they are tiny (newborn etc to toddler) is the key period of their life. Be 100% present. If possible stay with them at home or get parttime work etc. Do not delegate their parenting to someone who has zero interest/investment in the child. 4. Always treat them like adults. Speak properly...
10. Teach them kindness and respect. If they say something unkind tell them it is unkind. If they say something nice thank them. If they fight/are mean, tell them to stop with a believable and real threat/warning. If they are going to meet someone they will find boring, sentimental, or old, prepare them to be polite. Coach them in what to say, e.g. "Hello again Gran, I am happy to see you. How are you doing? I remember last time you said you were not feeling well, are you ok today" etc. Even if it's insincere. Manners are NOT just customary. They are displays of care and kindness. Result: perfect kids. Really.
Load More Replies...Kitty, obviously you are not a mom. You love them like crazy -- and they can still drive you crazy. It doesn't mean you stop loving them.
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