Join the Fun!

#2

True

Final score:

257points

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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago

Haha *cries*

67points

#3

Made Me Laugh!

Final score:

242points

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Illicit 1 year ago

This one is perfect!

57points

As the internet ecosystem has developed and become ubiquitous in most aspects of our lives, naturally, groups have formed around practically everything. Shared demographics, locations, interests, and, of course, experiences. These were no doubt some of the reasons why the “Mommit” subreddit was formed.

Falling into the top 1% of most popular groups, “Mommit '' boasts over 850k members, who gather to share anything of use to moms. Much of the content revolves around memes and relatable stories, but there is also advice, moral support, and just an exchange of experiences. It’s a great place for first-time parents to get some advice and see that many problems are not that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things.

#4

Am I Right?

Final score:

212points

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Lakota Wolf 1 year ago

I don't have children, but can confirm that a 1-year-old dog behaves in this exact manner when spotted with something in his mouth and is told to "drop it". XD

104points

#5

Is It Acceptable To Just Throw My Hands Up And Say "Pizza Every Night" Because This Whole Cooking And Them Not Eating Thing Is Stressful Lol

Final score:

199points

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cadena kuhn 1 year ago

Idk man I think the amount of times I threw up dinner could count as her complaining

83points

#6

Understandable

Final score:

198points

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Marmie Kyat 1 year ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

29points

Of course, most of us wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for a mother, so it’s surprising that the institution of Mother’s Day only dates back to 1907. The idea came about to a woman named Anna Jarvis, a peace advocate and suffragette, in Grafton, West Virginia. She campaigned to have it recognized as a holiday in the United States, which slowly gained recognition across the country. Now it’s celebrated in over forty countries worldwide.

#7

Behind The Scenes

Final score:

197points

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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago

Same every Christmas

29points

#8

This Mom's Truthful Invitation Is Hilarious And Refreshing

Final score:

187points

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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago

I would do everything to let my kid come to this birthday party

105points

#9

Moms Are Super Heroes

Final score:

185points

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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago (edited)

I don't want to have to be supernatural, I want enough support to be mediocre to good enough

62points

Despite their literal importance as human beings and to humankind in general, maternal healthcare is one of those things we should all be doing better at. Medicine has made strides in some countries, but development is never equally distributed. Over half (56%) of global maternal deaths are in Sub-Saharan Africa and 29% happen in South Asia. Even in places with world-class healthcare, childbirth can have complications and is a difficult process.

#10

My Friend Bought Me This For Mother's Day. Probably The Best Book Tbh

Final score:

177points

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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago

Ok where do I get this??

50points

#11

Anyone Else Feel This Post At Times?

Final score:

175points

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Take me to dinner first 1 year ago

I like when people say "count on me whenever you need" and then you try to count on them and their answer is like "don't ever forget I'm here for you, anytime you need" as they proceed to do nothing at all

48points

#12

Nap Life

Final score:

169points

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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago

All of the above except Fantasy audio books instead of true crime

32points

The good news is, the trend is downward. Over the last thirty years, maternal mortality has fallen by approximately 44%, which is a lot. But it’s too early to hang up the towel, as over 800 women still die from pregnancy or childbirth-related issues every single day. That comes down to roughly a death every two minutes, meaning that by the time you look through this paragraph and the previous one, there has been a death.

#13

Can't Go To The Bathroom Without Every Being In The House Joining Me

Final score:

168points

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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago

Even the roomba joined in!

128points

#14

Thx For The Deets

Final score:

160points

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A gay cat man (he/him&xe/xem) 1 year ago

seems like nothing to me

28points

#15

God, This Speaks To My Soul Right Now

Final score:

151points

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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago

Just useless...

32points

#16

None Of Us Knew. Catching Puke In Our Hands? Kids That Lick Feet? Nobody Knew That

Final score:

139points

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David Martin 1 year ago

One of my favorite stories I love to bring out whenever I have the chance. Once, in a Disneyland bathroom stall, I heard a father in the next stall calmly talking his young son through the bathroom process in that sing-song tone every parent uses with kids...and suddenly shifting to a panicked yell of "NO! NO! Don't touch that with your penis!" Moral of the story? No...you do not know what you're getting into

74points

#17

I Thought You Guys Might Enjoy This

Final score:

137points

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Woundwort42 1 year ago

One thing they don't mention in the parenting books; Your love for them grows, the closer to dead they look - Tim Minchin, Lullaby

37points

#18

Idk Who Needs To Hear This But The Laundry Needs To Be Moved Forward

Final score:

136points

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majandess 1 year ago

Dang. I actually think it's a great idea.

36points

#19

My "Advice" From When I Had A 1 Year Old And A 3 Year Old. I Think It Holds Up

Final score:

135points

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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago

Yes, the noise! Why are human children so noisy?

43points

#20

Almost Every Single Time..

Final score:

134points

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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago (edited)

Sometimes getting out all the pent up energy before going to sleep helps though

32points

#21

If I Were A Baby…

Final score:

124points

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cadena kuhn 1 year ago

As read by a ridiculously tired mom rocking a somehow still awake 8 month old at 4:43 am

59points

#22

They're So So Picky

Final score:

123points

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Tiramisu 🇵🇸 1 year ago

Rosa!

24points

#23

Sometimes You Gotta Let It Happen Lol

Final score:

122points

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Heather Resatz 1 year ago

Moira!!! Mother of the century!!

32points

#24

At Least She Smiles At Me Now

Final score:

121points

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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago

I've feared as much...

19points

#25

“Show Me You Have A Toddler Without Showing Me Your Toddler.”

Final score:

113points

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One direction addict 1 year ago

Plot twist those are decorative plastic apples that all our grandparents had.

31points

#26

Funerals Are Where I ✨shine ✨

Final score:

111points

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Take me to dinner first 1 year ago (edited)

I totally misread 'by' as 'died' and it was like *my mommy died* which made everything funnier

10points

#27

Avoid Eye Contact At All Costs!

Final score:

109points

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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago

Yep, turn into a ninja. But no onion cutting please!

22points

#28

Toddlers

Final score:

105points

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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago

Same, only it's cats instead of dogs

22points

#29

The Truth!!

Final score:

101points

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Take me to dinner first 1 year ago

I can only see a beautiful tshirt floating, what's going on?

45points

#30

Accurate

Final score:

89points

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Lia is a platypus 1 year ago

Me mentally preparing for school after staying up until 1:30 am scrolling bored panda

28points

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#31

…’Big Sigh’…

Final score:

41points

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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago

When I lock the door there will be agonizing wailing going on outside the door

16points

#32

Words I Have Lived By Since My First

Final score:

40points

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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago

Cry when the baby cries! Poop when the baby poops!

12points

#33

Wfh Mom's Gotta Do What A Wfh Mom's Gotta Do

Final score:

37points

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Brocken Blue 1 year ago

Gotta love kids with big Dylan energy - vacuum up the food and leave all other messes behind 😂

14points

#34

Thanks Mother

Final score:

37points

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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago

Did that before, too

8points

#35

Or The Light Switches

Final score:

34points

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Bonnie Buttons 1 year ago

Has anyone learned how to un-cut a sandwich?

9points

#36

Husband Sleeps More Than Me

Final score:

33points

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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago

Dad needs a dentist appointment

9points

#37

Whoever Made This... I Feel This In My Soul!!

Final score:

32points

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cryssH 1 year ago

Why isn't this higher ??

2points

#38

Hello Darkness, My Old Friend…

Final score:

32points

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Aqsa Azam 1 year ago

I am not a mom but this is me. After all my work is done, it's almost 11 or midnight even :')

10points

#39

I Mean…

Final score:

31points

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cryssH 1 year ago

Placing is easy, keeping the critter in place is harder.

3points

#40

This Spoke To Me

Final score:

30points

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Mason Kronol 1 year ago

As a bartender I used DD and was scolded on social media by a family member that it means dear daughter not designated driver. Online moms are weird.

11points

#41

This Is True

Final score:

29points

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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago

I want both - at the same time!

2points

#42

Finally An Honest Recruiting Message

Final score:

28points

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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago

But you absolutely have to like pee and poop!

8points

#43

What I Do For A Living

Final score:

28points

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Adam L 1 year ago

BLUEY!!!!!

12points

#44

Oof

Final score:

27points

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Mason Kronol 1 year ago

I'm not a mom but I've been to a million places but you would never know because my husband doesn't seem to know his phone has a camera. So I take pics of him looking fat and send them to him at work and remind him to take pics of me when we are out and about. My mom and I take a lot of pics of each other. Goofy pics.

4points