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English is not an easy language to learn. An embarrassingly high number of native speakers frequently make spelling and grammar mistakes such as confusing there, their and they’re (I'm cringing just thinking about it...) or you’re and your. Yet somehow, English has become a global language, with about 400 million people speaking it as their first language and around 55 countries speaking it as their second language. But learning a new language is always a challenge; there is no way to avoid awkward grammar mistakes and sounding like a toddler in the beginning. When we meet non-native speakers, we must be non-judgmental and sympathetic. We understand how difficult English is, so we appreciate any effort to speak it.

It’s a different ball game when we encounter typos in written texts though, right? Then it’s fair game to laugh. (I mean, menus and signs don’t have feelings, do they?) Let us introduce you to the Engrish subreddit. With over 668k members, this group is dedicated to finding the most hilariously incorrect English texts from around the world. Anything from bumper stickers to product descriptions can be found on Engrish, and they are painfully hilarious to fluent speakers. So enjoy this list we’ve compiled at Bored Panda of some of the best English faux pas from around the world, and be sure to check out our last publication on the same topic “hear”.

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Despite how common it is for people to speak at least a little English, it is widely regarded as one of the most difficult languages to master. There are many reasons why it’s so tricky, but a common difficulty non-native speakers cite is the use of idioms. As English speakers, we use so many phrases that are not to be taken literally. We often don’t realize it, but idioms are a dime a dozen in English. We’ve got to remember to cut non-native speakers some slack when they’re trying to wrap their heads around this crazy language.

Other common frustrations people find with the English language are homophones, homographs, and homonyms (oh my!). Homophones are words that sound the same but are different in meaning or spelling. For example, I want to hear you play music here at home. They're going to be there any minute now. Homographs are spelled the same, but differ in meaning or pronunciation. For example, on your birthday, I will present you with a present. I’m going to record an album to sell at the record store. My garden produces produce. You get the idea. And lastly, homonyms can be either or even both. Yeah, that explanation is even confusing for me. We can just agree to ignore homonyms...

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While It's An Obvious Mistranslation, I Feel Like Those Areas Should Become A Thing

While It's An Obvious Mistranslation, I Feel Like Those Areas Should Become A Thing

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English creates varying challenges depending on the learner’s native language. One issue many find with English is the level of formality can be unclear. As the United Language Group explains on their site, “Languages like Spanish, Korean, and Japanese have different verb conjugations based on the level of formality.” It can be very challenging to learn the appropriate vocabulary used in various situations when communicating in English. 

Next, due to the vast amount of English speakers worldwide, dialects can be hard to navigate. The United Language Group notes that, “Standard American English is different than British English, which is also different than Australian English.” Each country also contains a multitude of dialects and accents, causing confusion for native speakers as well.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's where you can purchase impasta... I will see myself out.

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Speaking from my own experience as a native Texan who has also lived in California, Northern England and Southern England, English is not "just English". I have made a fool out of myself more times than I would like to admit because I didn’t know what a “jumper” was in England or that the word “pants” in England does not mean the same thing that it does in Texas. (The word I was looking for was trousers, and the thing they thought I was mentioning was what I call underwear…) Knowing that I've had a hard time navigating vocabulary in the same language I’ve spoken my entire life, I feel a lot of empathy for those trying to tackle this behemoth of a language.

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Coco-Colo

Coco-Colo

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Another reason English can be so challenging is because often, grammar “rules” just go out the window. My elementary school teachers drilled into my head rules such as “I before E except after C” (to remember how to spell words such as piece and receive), but it’s simply not always true. What about words like protein and leisure? Past tense verbs are hard to remember as well, because they don’t always follow the “just add -ed to the end” rule. We danced and dined, but we also drank, ate and sang. There are countless instances in English of the grammar rules proving to be less than 100% effective. 

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#7

Unfortunately Misspelt

Unfortunately Misspelt

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Soooo did anyone else see what I did or is my mind just in the gutter? 'I thrust in you' and the number plate jis lord?... me thinks this person knows exactly what they're doing hahahahahaha thrusting and jising all over the place

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#8

World’s Worst Superhero Goes To

World’s Worst Superhero Goes To

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Another fun quirk of English is how many words look like they should rhyme but are pronounced differently. Let me give you some examples: cough, though, tough, through. I’d like to hear the rule teachers use to try to justify words like that. On the contrary, words like bed, said and read do rhyme. Just thinking about these words is starting to give me a headache, so I’m going to take a break. And we'll move onto the wonderful world of silent letters...

#10

Children Approved!

Children Approved!

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"It's not what it looks like! I can explain! The supermarket told me to!"

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Genital Reminder

Genital Reminder

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English is by no means the only language featuring silent letters (anyone who took French in college knows the silent letter struggle well). But they are quite common in English. Countless words end in silent e's for some reason: have, bake, excite, desire, etc. But many words feature silent letters in the beginning or middle as well: psychology, doubt, listen, debt, subtle, design, foreign, etc. Then there is the complication of confusing letter combinations. Both letters help to create a sound, but not what would be expected at first glance. I'm talking about words like physics, enough, burn, great, etc. We're used to these words, but when you really stop to think about them, the spelling is questionable.

#13

Reminds Me Of The Snake Island Soldiers

Reminds Me Of The Snake Island Soldiers

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#14

But Can You Download A Car?

But Can You Download A Car?

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. And then steal it again! Downloading fish is stealing. If you do it, you will face the consequences."

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A common mistake anyone can make in English is malapropism. This is when someone unintentionally misuses or distorts a word or phrase, often substituting it for another word that sounds similar but means something else. It’s what’s happening in a lot of the Engrish posts, but it is common among native speakers as well. For example, someone might say “I’m weary of strangers” when the word they were looking for was wary. Or as Mike Tyson famously said, “I might just fade into Bolivian.”

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Guys, Sorry We Don't Have A Washroom For You

Guys, Sorry We Don't Have A Washroom For You

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Despite all of the oddities of the English language, so many people worldwide are speaking it, so it can't be impossible to learn. Here are some of the reasons why English is easier to learn than some other languages. The first reason is due to accessibility. English speakers are almost everywhere nowadays, and English classes can be taken in person in many countries and online from anywhere. Need more exposure to the language? Hop on Youtube and there are millions of videos in English. Want to watch a movie or TV show? Over half of the content on Netflix is in English. While it doesn't make the actual language any simpler, increasing your exposure to English is much easier than say, Swedish or Polish.

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#19

My Kind Of Apples

My Kind Of Apples

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Given that pineapple juice literally digests you with its acids, I'd say this is accurate.

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#20

Yes Please

Yes Please

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The acquisition of the wife is free, but the maintenance costs will probably bankrupt you

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#21

My Favorite One I've Seen In Korea So Far

My Favorite One I've Seen In Korea So Far

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The grammar in English is also relatively simple. English does not have gendered nouns, like French and Spanish for example, and has no cases or word agreement to worry about. Articles are also pretty easy to remember: a, an and the. In general, the grammar is simpler than many languages, like German or Hungarian. While mastering English can take many years, acquiring a basic level of English to use when traveling is possible for anyone.

#22

Holiday In Jail (Sure)

Holiday In Jail (Sure)

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#23

Sausage In The Father-In-Law

Sausage In The Father-In-Law

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#24

Damn I Just Sold My Soul

Damn I Just Sold My Soul

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Rale
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Душа in this case means person. Also, this word can be used as word for soul. Translated: Price is 200 rubies per person.

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Another great way to learn English is through apps like Rosetta Stone and FluentU. They provide learners with detailed explanations of concepts that they won't pick up through watching American shows and movies. Learning a language requires a combination of methods and sources of exposure, but having English lessons accessible on learners' cell phones is a great advantage of living in this technological age.

#26

The Anti-Paul Department Should Be Held Responsible For This

The Anti-Paul Department Should Be Held Responsible For This

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Derpy
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the bottom one supposed to be meatball? But, meatpaul is better ˙ ͜ʟ˙

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#27

Ok I Am Just Gonna

Ok I Am Just Gonna

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Lucifer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is an impossible situation. To pay the fee I have to exist, but as soon as I exist it's too late to pay the fee. They really don't want anyone to park here.

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I think this list makes it clear that, while Google translate can be an invaluable tool for quick searches when traveling, it cannot always be trusted. English is a complex (and sometimes infuriating) language, so it's no surprise that comedic errors like these happen so frequently. And thank goodness they do because they're hilarious.

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Upvote all of your favorite English errors, then let us know in the comments: what's the funniest English mistake you've ever seen (or produced)?

#29

Have To Have Good Senses To Use This Rc Boat

Have To Have Good Senses To Use This Rc Boat

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Derpy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes i can hear the smell, but i can smell a sound here somewhere..

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#30

A Couple Years Ago, My Brother Went To Taiwan And I Gave Him A Holy Mission Of Bringing Me The Worst Engrish He Could Find. He Returned With This Shirt

A Couple Years Ago, My Brother Went To Taiwan And I Gave Him A Holy Mission Of Bringing Me The Worst Engrish He Could Find. He Returned With This Shirt

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#31

It’s A Misunderstanding . . . Jerk Store

It’s A Misunderstanding . . . Jerk Store

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#32

He Is Very Distab

He Is Very Distab

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Derpy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not distab this poor gentleman, his wife distabs him enough already

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#34

Any Ideas On How To Make One?

Any Ideas On How To Make One?

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#35

It’s Never To Late To Train Your Koochie Grandma

It’s Never To Late To Train Your Koochie Grandma

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#36

I Don't Remember The Doctor Calling It That

I Don't Remember The Doctor Calling It That

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#40

“Frew”

“Frew”

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was thinking "Threw" and her explanation just made it worse. She means fried.

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#41

I Bet He's Got A Degree In Bud Light

I Bet He's Got A Degree In Bud Light

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Moxxidude
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

* Please note: Bud Light Vacseen reduces contact with the opposite sex, is shown to increase racial outbursts, diminish IQ & possible side effects may include painting your vehicle in Pride colours.

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#42

May He Rest In Peace

May He Rest In Peace

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Kevin Teng
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not a mistranslation. That's literally what it says on the sign (I'm chinese)

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#45

*looks At My Butt Suspiciously*

*looks At My Butt Suspiciously*

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#47

I'm Confused

I'm Confused

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Derpy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't you get it? There is an entrance but no one told you enter it

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#48

I'd Surround Those Duckies Any Day

I'd Surround Those Duckies Any Day

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#50

Don't Paint The Newborn

Don't Paint The Newborn

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Derpy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was looking for how to break the hot with painting on the old hag. No? I'll just look somewhere else then

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#51

Welcome To Brazil

Welcome To Brazil

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Anapv
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not really a bad translation, it's a very bad Portuguese. I'm Portuguese and I can't understand the original version, I have to read the English text to understand what that means

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#52

Foot Feel Flip Flap

Foot Feel Flip Flap

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Donkey boi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dr: What makes you think you've broken your ankle? Me: Foot feel flip flap

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#53

From An English-Language Training Webpage

From An English-Language Training Webpage

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Serial pacifist
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am imagining a “common” dialogue: John: He almost spoke; Mary: I made him understand; John: Honey is not for a$s mouth; Mary: You have hit the spot. Jack: A figure among ciphers. *The sun sets*

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#57

This Gem

This Gem

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Joryen Bixler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh son, no, it's because I'm empty inside. Trying relax with 40 beers, go play.

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#58

I Think I Got The Wrong Matrix

I Think I Got The Wrong Matrix

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this even close to a translation? I know the Matrix confused people, but not this much?

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Newspaper Ad

Newspaper Ad

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Kathryn Baylis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately for that word, that little space between the “e” and the “r” makes a huge difference.

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#63

Well, Now I Know Why My Mail Keeps Disappearing

Well, Now I Know Why My Mail Keeps Disappearing

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#65

Are You Shamed By You English?

Are You Shamed By You English?

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Scagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I expect he's busied up with latest schoolers for what are shamed by they english.

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#66

On The Door Of My Go-To Dumpling Place In Taiwan. I Am Re-Thinking Eating There...

On The Door Of My Go-To Dumpling Place In Taiwan. I Am Re-Thinking Eating There...

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#69

Can’t Lose

Can’t Lose

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#71

Both Hunger And A Lack Of Doing!

Both Hunger And A Lack Of Doing!

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phil blanque
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, we would not even have fast food if it was not for a lack of doing.

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#72

Ouch!

Ouch!

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Derpy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It will be nice and gentle before almost killing you, she is trying her best to be as nice as posible

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#73

Found In Amritsar, India

Found In Amritsar, India

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#74

I Don't Know Where To Begin

I Don't Know Where To Begin

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t stano
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the most frequently mistranslated chinese words I'm seeing here is 'ma.' it has several meanings, but Google translate always seems to render it as 'f**k.' It should read 'dry.'

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#75

Ready For Your 4rd Vaccination?

Ready For Your 4rd Vaccination?

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#76

Basic Rule

Basic Rule

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#78

I Have So Many Questions

I Have So Many Questions

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Kira Okah
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

膨化食品 (puffed food - like crisps/cheetos), 保健食品 (healthy food). How does anyone get "crack" from "puffed"?

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#80

Everyone Is Fireproof And Trees Are Safe

Everyone Is Fireproof And Trees Are Safe

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#81

Please Smoke Your Cigarettes Quietly

Please Smoke Your Cigarettes Quietly

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#82

Passed Tents

Passed Tents

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CaptainDinosaur
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dunno, as a veteran reddit lurker, this looks like some master class trolling to me. Reddit trolls are really next level.

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#83

Two Dead Chilling In A Hot Tub, 5 Feet Apart Because They're Not Gay

Two Dead Chilling In A Hot Tub, 5 Feet Apart Because They're Not Gay

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Sebastian Melmoth
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two dead found dead Filled full of lead One was named Michael The other was Ted Found by the river In a little shed Covered by blankets Stained deep red Their stereo was blasting Some Right Said Fred We think that was why They were shot in the head…

#84

Happy Eid To All The Children

Happy Eid To All The Children

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Marla
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just realizing that I've never once thought about the chirdlen

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#85

Bread Is Nice

Bread Is Nice

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Khavrinen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was a little funny, but I'm not exactly lorfing my @$$ off.

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#86

The Requirements To Join A Competitive Online Gaming Team

The Requirements To Join A Competitive Online Gaming Team

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#90

The Gas Do Be Expansive

The Gas Do Be Expansive

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#97

Got My Daughter A Play Guitar For Christmas. The Box Came With An Inspirational Message

Got My Daughter A Play Guitar For Christmas. The Box Came With An Inspirational Message

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#98

He Has Dead

He Has Dead

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#110

The Bot Strikes Again

The Bot Strikes Again

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#111

Ah Yes, The Famous 'White And Brown Tiger Tiger'

Ah Yes, The Famous 'White And Brown Tiger Tiger'

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#112

Can You Guys Help A Guy Out Here? Where Do I Get Bowling Water?

Can You Guys Help A Guy Out Here? Where Do I Get Bowling Water?

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#113

I Dont Think The Cops Will Catch You If You Dosent Eat For A Day

I Dont Think The Cops Will Catch You If You Dosent Eat For A Day

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#115

Whale It's To Meet You

Whale It's To Meet You

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#116

My Brother Found This While Walking Home

My Brother Found This While Walking Home

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#118

Maybe This Belongs Here

Maybe This Belongs Here

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#122

I Stant With Ukaren

I Stant With Ukaren

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oktopus
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure why this one is here, it's just a non-native speaker trying to express their sentiment on Twitter, not make an actual physical store sign.

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