This should be higher

Maybe it's about the next coke delivery and they wanted to say "Shipped in the butt".

Them Puerto Ricans be getting up in everyone's business...

That may take some time...

😂😂😂😂God! I actually laughed after seeing this

Don't worry if you don't get him first time, the armoured dildo will return to your garden. Typically, they are in and out all night.

Armour? Damn you must be pretty brave.

Thats one hard dildo

Great name for a band or perhaps a hacking group!?! "Never mind Anonymous. The Armored Dildos are the real deal!" I can't stop laughing at this one.

When the sex role play goes to far.

Well, I have a lip tickle machine so why not get this too?

I dunno, don't kill it.. some people might pay good money for that. :)

It must hurt, but not as much as an armadillo.

so consider your yard *ucked ?

bad dildo! No Digging! lol (cant believe how much I am laughing at this)

Spat my wine all over the screen here.

Eewww, in your yard too!

Ouch

Trying to picture the armor

😂😂😂😂

OK, now I have this image as a permanent, hilarious, visual. A dildo, wearing armor, wielding a shovel.

These comments- omfg I’m wheezing!

maybe there are snare traps for these dildos you speak of?

Omg hahahahahahaha

Is it plate armor, or mail armor? 'Cause... that matters.

I think you can get those on Bondara.com...

Be careful those armored dildos can be bitches to kill!

Gosh.! Imagining the thing doing that to the yard at night..pretty terrifying.

Home, sweet home.

An axe grants you access to many places. It may be illegal access, but it's access nonetheless.

I went to a better school than you did mate!

They're cinnamon synonyms! Quite delicious

You mean everyone's ridden on her?

Let see if they'll learn how "pronounced" is spelled next.

How much do you want for her?

Hahaha! That's oddly fitting.

I would watch this though.

Not quite how the maths works, but I love the additional gem of getting around a possibly choosing beggar too.

The response is the correct one

There is nothing better than a good lip tickle!

Oh boy, "incest" is definitely not a good way to relax!😬🤣🤣

Oh dear.

Nah, he just got a con cushion.

It gives a whole new meaning to "French pastry".

I still don't know what that person ate last night.

Giggles are never horrible but bites definitely are😂

*laughs in medieval king*

Gah - it's "egg horn", you idiot.

When I was in roller derby, a teammate's derby name was Mazel Tov Cocktail (she was Jewish).

Poor Snoopy