This should be higher

Maybe it's about the next coke delivery and they wanted to say "Shipped in the butt".

Them Puerto Ricans be getting up in everyone's business...

That may take some time...

😂😂😂😂God! I actually laughed after seeing this

Home, sweet home.

An axe grants you access to many places. It may be illegal access, but it's access nonetheless.

I went to a better school than you did mate!

They're cinnamon synonyms! Quite delicious

You mean everyone's ridden on her?

Let see if they'll learn how "pronounced" is spelled next.

How much do you want for her?

Hahaha! That's oddly fitting.

I would watch this though.

Not quite how the maths works, but I love the additional gem of getting around a possibly choosing beggar too.

The response is the correct one

There is nothing better than a good lip tickle!

Oh boy, "incest" is definitely not a good way to relax!😬🤣🤣

Oh dear.

Nah, he just got a con cushion.

No one wants to get a caucasian!

Its okay, he was hit in the head with a soft drink 😜

Maube he will get a con con shun?

He hit his head and got confusion xD

weight, that's not white

Gotta love fun ettic spelling

Yeah, we don't want him going white on us

So that's why I can't get a tan!

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'Specially if he's black1

It gives a whole new meaning to "French pastry".

I still don't know what that person ate last night.

Giggles are never horrible but bites definitely are😂

*laughs in medieval king*

Gah - it's "egg horn", you idiot.

When I was in roller derby, a teammate's derby name was Mazel Tov Cocktail (she was Jewish).

Poor Snoopy

Methinks this may not be the mistake you think it is ;)

If i am unloading sitting on the can, i would really hope not to be transported somewhere else in the universe while my pants were down.

It helps your hands grow.

Lets hope you never reproduct!

Nah, barbie cue sauce is better.

Mmm..not a food combo I'd want to try!

My mom had kid's knee stones.

Okay, the real story here is the "wrong diagnosis". Apparently, this person was told by a doctor that they were goinmg to die, so they got a coffin. Then they got a second opinion and found out they're going to live. And how are they responding to this turn of events? "I wonder if I can get anything for this coffin now that I don't need it." Hey genius, you're still going to die - just not as soon.

so much wrong here :D

So how much is a baker's doesn't? 11?

You mean cheap monks?

All right, I admit, I am a foot fetus. I actually had two feet as a fetus. There, I got it off my chest!