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Imagine, you go your whole life thinking that Elton John was singing 'Hold me closer, Tony Danza.' Your brain must go through the process of inventing some lore to explain why Sir Elton John has a whole ballad about some American actor until you learn that you have simply been wrong your entire life. 

So one person wanted to know what other examples of misheard lyrics are out there and the internet delivered. So if you aren’t afraid of having a song reinvented when you figure out how it actually goes, get comfortable, scroll down, and be sure to upvote the more hilarious examples.

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“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics She was a fax machine
She kept her modem clean

[Original lyrics: She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean

AC/DC - "You Shook Me All Night Long"]

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#2

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics I guess it rains down in Africa?

StoopidTumbleweeds replied:

I’m still somewhat embarrassed to say that I thought it was “god bless the maids down in Africa”. Thought it was some sort of weird political statement.

Is_What_They_Call_Me replied:

I felt some brains down in Africa up until a couple years ago..

milkpen replied:

I always heard it as "I miss the rains down in Africa" and thought that sounded so lovely and melancholic. I was so disappointed by the real lyric lmao

[Original lyrics: I bless the rains down in Africa

Toto - Africa]

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Red PANda (She/They)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I left my brains down in Africaaaaaaa! Additionally, I always heard, “there’s nothing that a hundred men on mars could ever doooo!”

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“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics My favorite misheard lyric is 'Hold me closer, Tony Danza' instead of 'Hold me closer, tiny dancer' by Elton John.

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The examples here all fit into the category of a mondegreen, which sounds like a plant from Harry Potter. In reality, it’s when a person mishears something in such a way that a phrase or lyric gets an entirely new meaning. The origin of this strange word is somewhat more understandable. In a 1954 essay, a woman named Sylvia Wright recalled misremembering the last line of a poem, where she substituted “and laid him on the green” with “Lady Mondegreen.”

Even after discovering the mistake, she liked the new version so much that she decided to give the phenomenon a new name, after the entirely imaginary “Lady Mondegreen.” In this particular case, the substitution somehow worked within the context of the poem, "The Bonny Earl of Murray," for those who are interested. But even a nonsensical addition can still be a mondegreen. 

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Robert Palmer
"You might as well face it, you're a d**k with a glove"

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#5

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics My sister thought the Beatles lyrics “the girl with kaleidoscope eyes” was “the girl with colitis goes by”.

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#6

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics As a kid I thought it was "we'll rob a mexican monkey" and not "we're up all night to get lucky"

[Daft Punk - Get Lucky]

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The reasons our brains sometimes ‘autocorrect’ lyrics are varied. Often, if we don’t know the meaning of a word or have never heard it before, our brain will want to add something to that gap. This is how ‘like a G6’ can so easily become ‘like a cheese sticks,’ if the listener is not familiar with the names of private jets. Our brains want to make sense of things, so they will try, desperately to not leave any blank spaces. Though one has to question how a brain could think ‘like a cheese sticks’ made more sense than ‘G6.’

#7

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics “It's not fair, to deny me
Of the crosseyed bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know”
-Alanis Morissette

How could you take her crosseyed bear Dave Coulier

[Original lyrics:
"It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know"

Alanis Morissette -"You Oughta Know"]

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#8

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics I want to know, have you ever seen Lorain?

PheonixKernow replied:

As a child I used to sing 'I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone' and always wondered what poor Lorraine did that was so bad.

[Original lyrics: I can see clearly now, the rain has gone

Johnny Nash - "I Can See Clearly Now"]

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#9

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics Hit me with a wet sock, FIRE AWAY!!!!!

[Original lyrics: "Hit me with your best shot"; Pat Benatar's "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"]

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was little I thought it was “Hit me with your pet shop”

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Other psychologists believe that sometimes we’ll just mishear a lyric and ‘lock’ it in, even if it doesn’t make much sense at all. There is no reason for Ozzy Osborne to sing “I'm Justin Bieber,” yet some people believe this is a real lyric on ‘Dreamer.’ We just tend to not question our established beliefs and go around thinking that Ozzy really does feel like he is a Canadian pop star, which wouldn't be the strangest thing he's done.

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#10

We were in the car and Guns ‘n Roses Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door was playing and after a minute my then four year old son asked ‘Who’s Kevin?’ It took us a beat to understand the question but from now on, for me this song will always be ‘Knockin on Kevin’s door’ 🤣

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“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am i to disagree

[Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)]

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#12

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics I see skies of blue
And clouds of white
The bright blessed day
The dogs say goodnight

[Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World]

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Mondegreens are actually more common when listening to something in a language you are fluent in. In a more unfamiliar tongue, your brain, correctly, understands that it doesn’t understand everything and will just leave certain ideas blank. If you are learning a language and you listen to music in it, you’ve probably had the experience of knowing a handful of words while the rest fly past you. Since your vocabulary is limited, you can’t just start making up new phrases and words to ‘explain’ the gaps in the lyrics. 

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#13

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics My three year old thinks "Like a G6" is "Like a cheese sticks"

[Far East Movement and The Cataracs - "Like a G6"]

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Pink Taco Eater
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmao my 52 yo uncle thought that too and was singing it that way in his car a few years back.

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“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics Jimi Hendix - "Purple Haze": 'scuse me while I kiss this guy.

corvid_booster replied:

Roommate back in the day, who would have been about 18 in 1970, told me that Hendrix was aware of the alternate interpretation, and he would gesture at Noel Redding and say "'scuse me while I kiss this guy."

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#15

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics My 7th grade teacher had a real hatred for Gwen Stefani and when we finally asked him it was because he thought she was saying “I ain’t no Harlem black girl” in her hit song “holla back girl”

BillyStunnaGunna , Gwen Stefani Report

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In our defense, some groups or artists have a style that practically begs to be misheard. The overly synthesized Blue Man Group comes to mind, while older recordings might not be as crisp, leaving some room for interpretation. And it’s not like all artists have perfectly logical and sensical lyrics, indeed, some are pretty eyebrow-raising by themselves. As Hillary Duff once sang, ‘if the light is off, then it isn’t on.’ Which is technically correct I suppose. If you want to see some other examples of nonsense lyrics, check out Bored Panda’s article here

#16

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics When I was 14 my dad was driving me to my boyfriend's house. On the way over “Applause” by Lady Gaga came on & my dad sang “I live for the applesauce applesauce applesauce”. I busted out laughing and mocking him. Laughed so hard he turned the car around and took me home.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gotta think Wierd Al was SO excited the first time he heard "My polka face." (And yes, he did name his medley that.)

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#17

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics “Oooh, Dyslexics on fireeeeee”

- Kings Of Leon

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CG
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For context, the original lyric is "Oooh, your s.e.x. is on fire". S.e.x. On Fire is the name of the song (spaced to avoid censorship).

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#18

As a kid, I didn't get the chess references in Murray Head's "One Night in Bangkok".

So when he sang "One town is very like another with your head down over your pieces, brother.", I thought he was singing "One town is very like another with your head down over your *feces* brother"

I remember wondering what the hell goes on in Bangkok that would find you with your head down over your own poo.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never understood that song until I saw the musical Chess, where it came from, & now that’s all I can think of when I hear One Night in Bangkok. Such a phenomenal show & would be buying tickets SO fast, if it came back. Though this song is really different from the rest of the show.

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#19

Blinded by the light

Wrapped up like a douche

A running lover in the night

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's deuce: referring to a V8 (eight cylinder) 1932 Roadster, as compared to the four cylinder.

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#20

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics Steely Dan, instead of "Are you reelin' in the years?", got "Are you really into yeast?"

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Andi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my kids used to sing 'are you wriggling in you knees'... still do. Also - 'Garry the Goose' for 'All the young dudes!'.

Your Neighborhood Alien
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've always struggled with this one! I've always heard it as, "Are you reelin' in the yeast?"

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#21

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics Concrete jungle, wet dream, tomato.

[Original lyrics: "In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made, oh... "

Jay Z and Alicia Keys – "Empire State of Mind"]

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CG
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw this through an old Vine, but I always heard that too, lol.

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#22

Song: "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake

Lyric: "Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne"

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#23

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics CCR - bad mood rising
There's a bathroom on the right

Warm_Fox1937 replied:

Same

And then my siblings tried to convince me it said “there’s a Batman on the rise”.

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#24

Abba- Take a chance on me. The beginning sounds like they are saying Jackie Chan.

Johnny rivers- Secret agent man- secret Asian man

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#25

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics “remove my jacket”
Instead of
“moves like jagger”

Boy I felt dumb.

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#26

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics Lion King's Circle of Life:

Pink pajamas penguins on the bottom.

Cowabungadude_07 , Disney Report

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#27

Don't bring me down, Bruce

by Electric Light Orchestra

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#28

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics Get your free cone.

[Original lyrics: "Get your freak on", Missy Elliott's "Get Ur Freak On"]

Weapon_X23 , Missy Elliott Report

#29

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics "Got along with Starbucks lovers" - Blank Space by Taylor Swift

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#30

I fight with Dorothy & Dorothy always wins...

[editor's note:

Original Lyrics: "I fight authority, authority always wins", John Mellencamp's,"Authority Song" ]

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