dark humor at its finest :D

Same!

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Most people I've ever met

Golden Girls

And we knocked on house doors to ask if our friends could come out and play!

Really, I just put my kid in that tree and enjoy my margarita in the shades.

*deep inhale* .... "okay, listen..."

Anyone knows what happened to Zoosha after K-Smog and Batboy flipped the grunt?

My Belgian Malinois is only a year old, and is still very much Puppy Energy. All you have to do is look at him, raise your eyebrows, and take a deep breath as if you're ABOUT to say his name and he'll start play-bowing and dancing around XD

OT but I wonder if the K in the poster's name stands for Know

What about the nervous system though!

I once gave a guy a fake name because I thought he was a player. Fifteen years later, him and his kids still call me by that name.

Can't stop laughing! Every time i look at it i start all over again.

Maybe the homopaths, or the antivaxxers, or the essential oilers?

I don't rate this post, but then again, I never rate anything.

Ignore the 5 second rule - just empty it and enjoy that Cheeto.

But they start to get suspicious when you pick up six mismatched bags.

Hello Nathan ⚽⚽

Poor Chuchu, he's clearly never been fed in his whole entire life!

X marks the delivery spot

Change the feet as well, something webby will do.

Especially if dried outdoors in the sunshine.

"Son, it's time for ... the talk." -- "The birds and the bees?" -- "No, Simone Biles' floor exercise."

I found mine at a garden supply store and he’s very happy sitting on my front porch. The Amazon guy thinks he adds a bit of class.

Only when travelling? My bowels decide the very best time of the day to need urgent attention is when any toilets are at least a 15 min walk away!

He can swim without using his arms, and he's proving it.

I love how generations online will just claim things like “Chewing in pencils??? No that’s OUR thing.” Hun, us whippersnappers can chew on a pen lid too.

I got 99 problems, but in the bin they go.

"Ohhhh,yesssss. Just hold it there."

The booer was a Flat Earther!!!

Some posts just remind you to go finish making the bed you started 3 days ago, too.

Everything is relative, I suppose.

"Wisdom is chasing you, but you are faster"

Ha! Mine haven't even made it to my van yet. They're still sitting in boxes in the front room XD

YouTube makeup tutorials. Skip the painted clown phase. 😂

One Halloween (circa 1990), I was a peacock. I handmade all of the feathers myself with brightly coloured bristol board and thin plastic tubes for support. It was awesome. Somehow, it still took me a few more years to realize that I would want to attract girls and not boys.

Hatsune Miku goat

This tactic would greatly improve the enjoyment in watching some of the games

More like intense owls

Wow, had tooth loss one last night. It was horrific.

"What's this rubbish they're playing and why is it so loud?"

Sounds like a challenge

Same mate, same.

Or wake up 5 hours in a sweat in the earnest belief you forgot to graduate from college, then spend the next 30 minutes working out it was just a dream and you are in fact closer to your retirement than your graduation.

My grandma raised me on spinach pancakes. Similar to potato pancakes: chopped spinach, an egg, a little flour, fry in a little oil until brown (or dark green) on both sides. Delicious and we sprinkled them with salt and ate em with our fingers. Still love to eat spinach that way.

Man: we’re together actually. Cashier: is this man bothering you Ma’am?

Better watch it or could break something.

An extremely loud, horrifically-played harmonica would be best!

or work?