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Emotional stability isn't something someone can give you. You have to do that part yourself.

Keep the change, ya filthy animal

This should be MUCH higher.

That's what we watched Christmas Eve. Tis classic.

The fancy european butter was on sale last week! Only 3 cents greater than the generic - Merry Christmas to me!

Got the cat a Christmas present. He played with the tab on the box for 15 min and hasn’t touched the toys!

Finally I see the alleged cause of my financial downfall! I had expected mashed not sliced.

I texted Santa once and asked him if he ever has to pay to park his sleigh. The response I got was it’s always on the house.

Jelly of the month even! The gift that keep on giving.

As a 1980 millenial or not, I had the grand opportunity of opening an og Nintendo, age 9 and a 64, age teens or something.

This is one of those times I am acutely aware of the fact that I am an "old millennial".

Nothing wrong with this.

You had me at socks, but then I’m not a millennial.

Never buy balloons at the dollar store. I bought five one time and it came to almost ten dollars. Talk about inflation!

I think the math is not mathing on purpose.

sounds like heaven, getting to sleep in on Christmas instead of getting kicked out of bed by hyperactive kids

Your parents spent that time teaching their parents bow to use the vcr.

If the staff knows what you usually order, you're buying too much coffee!

I’m the eldest daughter. I already helped her raise her kids. She’s gonna have to accept that as a retroactive gift and leave my uterus alone.

Honey, I’m a late boomer (1960), and I’ve been looking for those very same things for decades. Let’s join forces in the hunt. Two heads are always better than one!

"Santa Baby" has become "Hipster Santa".

Youngest boomers in 2003 were 48??

Merry chrysler

i just looked up how much they cost these days: They are pretty affordable. I remember my parents complaining that they were quite expensive back then. Now I want one again lol

Pretty sure this was 2008

I love how this just went unspoken after about 30.

The Matrix isn't old enough to be considered classic.

I'm Gen X, and we watch it every Xmas Eve.

Pretending? I am the Grinch.

God no, take my money.

The concept of “elder millennial” shocked me. They’re all teenagers, surely??

I feel seen.

Me!

I'm with the gen x on this one.

As long as he gets out of the house before he starts farting, idc

"To all my friends and follower" is the appropriate intro to my social media presence.

It's easy to deal with 'student loans' where I live, you just have to earn below the repayment threshold for the rest of your life lol!

Better than buying a cut one and throwing it away after a few weeks. Rented one's will be re-planted after use.

Die hard

Do millennial think Christmas movies are real?

Meghan Trainor came out with a new version of it this year, and I passed on it because the Britney version will always live in my heart. (To be fair to Ms. Trainor - it's still a very good album.)

*laughs in person with almost entirely right wing family, including people who are younger than me*

I'm a young Gen Xer, who happens to think SpongeBob is the greatest cartoon ever made.

POV: am from a part of the world where “upperclass” means “wealthy” and took a moment to understand what this person meant

Do what you like. Even though I prefer more colors, yours looks good too.