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This reminds me of how my college ex and his friends called chubby girls “ranch Nazis”. Yeah… (He didn’t go to my school; he wouldn’t have gotten in.)

Michigan here: "Let's see...spend $600 on two round trip tickets then have no car and rent one, or drive 15-20 hrs each way for $200 and have MY car to use".

Isn’t that everywhere?

You missed all the jesus signs, the anti abortion signs, and all the beef promotion signs.

It's true, though. At -20C, -35 windchill, you'll understand.

P-platers (permit licence) in my state have to have 0 blood alcohol and I could definitely see a similar problem occurring here!

There's a saying that Canada has two seasons: winter and construction. Guess it's the same in the midwest

My mind went to beer with bits of solids floating in it.

I'm so glad we are not allowed to buy fireworks in my state in Australia. The stories from my dad when they had them for bonfire night (which we also don't have now) and my general knowledge of bogans and other idiots in my state tells me it's a good thing!

No, if you're in the left lane only doing 5 over, get the hell out of that lane as we're trying to really break the speed limit!

I grew up in IL, and we had a toilet in the basement totally out in open next to a sink and shower stall.

I don't live in either of those places, but I definitely accept compliments that way. 🤷‍♀️

Florida?

And if not the paneling, at least weird paneling and a strange kitchen.

Two years ago I was going down my back steps and slipped on snow. I hit my shoulders as I slid and my neck snapped back. When I landed I just sat there, feeling like I was dying and also like I wanted to die. So… yeah.

That's cute! In Melbourne it's a similar sight outside Italian, Greek or Turkish coffee places, often all day.

At least in Mich, we can hold up our R hand and point to the general area.

I wish my basement looked like that.

Left if you have a camera ready. Right if you don't.

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I would also say that

Can anyone explain, please?

Walking tacos are everywhere.

St. Louis is like a tiny blue state trapped inside of a red state.

Menards, if you are wondering, is a home improvement chain which is a toy store for adults.

Where I live that's the difference between Target and Target Country stores.

I will forever love this line.

LOVE me a thunderstorm

Though with the planet warming, spring and fall are far shorter than` they used to be. Warm,warm,warm,..cold. Cold,cold,cold,warm. Not as gradual as it was.

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So true

I can eat that while driving home.

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I must be a Midwesterner

Chinese restaurant lady in Nebraska who said she wanted to move to Texas. I told her it was hot most of the year, and she said that's not a problem. Here, she said, the wind never stops blowing.

Preparation for the world's biggest fondue dinner when the sun engulfs the earth.

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Those are all Chinese restaurants now, lol

To be fair the jello mold "salads" look like they can kill anyone anywhere 😵

Nothing can go wrong here

Looks about right. "I shall go west where the states are square."

They come to the twin Cities

I don't think this would work about the d**k and balls graffiti people supposedly do around them in London

Michigan, for sure.

Ughhhhhh

Left turn signal: if green, take a nap. When it turns yellow, the next six cars go. If it's red, make a *right* turn across the other lanes.

Those are PA and DE sayings as well...

But there is a Kansas City, Kansas. Makes me want to say: Kansas City, Kansas City, Kansas City, Kansas City, Kansas City, Kansas City, Kansas City, Kansas City, Kansas

Lived in Fla for a time. Cut 1/2 the back yard, in August, came in for some ice water. GF's Dad, visiting from Mich said "Can't do the whole thing at once? Huh".. one pass down, one back, and he DRAGs himself in and promptly pours a hot COFFEE. "Damn it's hot here". "Yup", go out, finish back and 1/2 the front.

Isn't this just the general historic building style for commercial areas? Most old shops where I live are attached and we also have a lot of inner city suburban homes are still row housing.

Least favorite, when April pretends to be February.

Nooooo we can't let the disease spread