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#2

Nice Going Mautice

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494points

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Hannah Edwards 2 years ago

Long way down off that high horse isn’t it!

162points

#3

Ope, You Guys Ready To Rock N Roll?

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477points

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Mazer 2 years ago

It’s weird, in the movie theater, they just turn the lights on.

127points

Experts and country representatives gathered for the World Economic Forum in 2017 to discuss the middle-class crisis. There are many reasons for the narrowing middle class in the world economy. Harvard professor Lawrence Summers explained that governments are focusing their attention on the poorer segments of the population, including immigrants.

As a result, the middle classes are feeling disenfranchised because they have a sense that the government is simply not looking out for them. “It’s a mistake not to recognize that the middle class in my country and in others is also concerned that the government isn’t fighting for it,” he adds. It may also have to do with the driving populism that’s been seen across developed countries in recent years.

#4

Do Better

Final score:

446points

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Marcellus II 2 years ago

Maybe if they'd tipped, that'd tip off the waiters they're imposters!

54points

#5

What About Shiny Rocks?

Final score:

440points

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Tristan Davis 2 years ago

To be fair I try and ruin essential oils for everyone I possibly can.

237points

#6

Good Soup

Final score:

439points

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LuckyL 2 years ago

Ahh, that's why my boyfriend always needs bread with his soup...

105points

Jim Tankersley, the author of “The Riches Of This Land,” explains that strong middle classes breed political and social stability. According to him, a 2019 report from the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development concludes, citing several studies, that ‘societies with a strong middle-class experience higher levels of social trust but also better educational outcomes, lower crime incidence, better health outcomes and higher life satisfaction.’

#7

The Dad Signal

Final score:

439points

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mcborge1 2 years ago

Dad is Batman.

156points

#8

Worth It

Final score:

436points

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Mazer 2 years ago

The follies of youth

122points

#9

So Brave

Final score:

406points

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ZAPanda 2 years ago

"And everyone clapped".

235points

#10

My Idiot Butler Keeps Getting Stuck On A Ledge

Final score:

372points

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Monday 2 years ago

....well now I just want to buy a roomba even more.

118points

Rissie 2 years ago

They function as cat entertainment too. For the ones willing to accept the automated ride.

8points

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Tee Witt 2 years ago

I do too but realise it would constantly be stuck in our house.

0points

Abram I 2 years ago

now that I think about it....me too

0points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

Hmmmmm.....*checks Amazon*

8points

Joe Edwards 2 years ago

Roombas are the beginning of the end. They are the first warriors of Skynet. They bumble their way around your house in order to make you feel secure in your superiority while they clean the dust in your house. Slowly getting a taste for human flesh ...

7points

Nicola Dimigen 2 years ago

Alright then.

2points

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SeaMonster 2 years ago

A DUMBWAITER!!!!!!!!!!!

4points

juice 2 years ago

oh my god

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Just Jessee 2 years ago

By "fancy snacks" do you mean the adult lunchables you get at Costco... Or just the normal lunchables? Either would be fine.

2points

Jon Good 2 years ago

“Care for an hors d’oeuvre? Malcolm will serve you shortly” **malcolm bumbles into the room and dumps the pickle dish into my shoes**

2points

September Meadows 2 years ago

That would make for some dusty snacks o.O

2points

GoddessOdd 2 years ago

My animals would molest the idiot butler, and rob him of snacks.

1point

Peter Malthus 2 years ago

Genuinely made me laugh out loud. I think a "guffaw" would best describe my reaction

1point

Samyan Elrod 1 year ago

idiot really adds a lil razzledazzle

0points

Christoph 2 years ago

HAHHA

0points

Aroha 2 years ago

I want my Roomba to swear every time it hits something...

0points

#11

Cinnamons

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364points

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mcborge1 2 years ago

Lol.

56points

#12

Silly Goose Alert

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357points

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Mazer 2 years ago

The best kind of passive aggressive, might I suggest bigger eyes next time

169points

#13

Comedy Gold

Final score:

357points

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Walking On Sunshine 2 years ago

That was great.

96points

#14

Hope You Had A Nice Weekend, Bill

Final score:

339points

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Walking On Sunshine 2 years ago

Bill is the man.

76points

#15

Mayonaise

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328points

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Pixie 2 years ago

Mayonaise

151points

#16

He Was A Little Buzzed When He Bought It

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325points

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ShriSha Kamboj 2 years ago

dad jokes////

74points

#17

Happy Hour

Final score:

318points

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ZAPanda 2 years ago

TBH life makes me want margs at 10am.

116points

#18

I Didn’t Ask For This Rick. I Don’t Care About Your New Gutters

Final score:

314points

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Mandy Renn 2 years ago

I wanna laugh and I wanna cry.

72points

#19

Tell Aunt Tammy To Delete The Facebook Prayer Chain

Final score:

311points

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ShriSha Kamboj 2 years ago

let's fly a plane next

52points

#20

I’m Not Like Other Girls

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308points

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Blueplanet 2 years ago

ashlyn!!!

86points

#21

I Have A Chair I Have A Chair

Final score:

307points

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karla Meixnerová 2 years ago

Check how clean the bathroom is.

26points

#22

10 Rolls = 737 Rolls

Final score:

300points

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Xottel 2 years ago

Is this one of those USA-problems?

177points

#23

Too Blessed To Be Stressed

Final score:

288points

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Mazer 2 years ago

67 months old!! ROTFLMAO, nailed it!!

175points

#24

Babe Have You Seen My Columbia Fishing Shirt? We’re Going To Longhorn And I Wanna Look Nice

Final score:

281points

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Serial pacifist 2 years ago

In average, they look good.

40points

#25

You Ever Eaten A Bell Pepper Like An Apple?

Final score:

265points

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Marcellus II 2 years ago (edited)

Roses are red/ Bell peppers too/ Something something something/ Seems I'm stuck with you.

166points

#26

Cool It Gerald

Final score:

261points

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

NOPE, it's my fu*king job, now place your order you creep.

116points

#27

We Have A Charging Station In The Lobby

Final score:

258points

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Immortal Emperor Paradox 2 years ago

Nice dad.

50points

#28

Leave Him Alone

Final score:

255points

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Marcellus II 2 years ago

Depeche Mode "Enjoy the Silence" reenactment FTW.

107points

#29

A Message From The Thermostat Police

Final score:

255points

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Mazer 2 years ago

Never argue with grandma or a pregnant woman (or an Auntie if you live in Hawaii) if you value your life

82points

#30

Regular Salad

Final score:

253points

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Monday 2 years ago

If his whole disguise is just putting on glasses...what does he do when the glasses need cleaning?

99points

#31

These Two Are Out Of Control

Final score:

251points

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Mazer 2 years ago

It’s boring ho be normal and normal to be boring

65points

#32

Yeah It’s Blue Diamond, No Big Deal

Final score:

248points

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Autumn 2 years ago

I’d go with cashews. They’re delicious and they’re kind of expensive because there’s only one on each fruit.

64points

#33

Now Just What In The Heck In A Slide Deck?

Final score:

231points

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Hannah Edwards 2 years ago

Slide deck o - O

73points

#34

Haha I Hate Mondays Too Lol

Final score:

224points

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Mazer 2 years ago

Garfield LIVES!!

91points

#35

A Relationship Like This

Final score:

224points

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ShriSha Kamboj 2 years ago

that is just so sweet

88points

#36

Ice Milk

Final score:

219points

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Chris Kane 2 years ago

I'd buy a walrus. people got tigers, lions, gators but no mf got a walrus.

80points

#37

I Have A Dog Named Glenn. No Lie

Final score:

219points

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Fred the rat king 2 years ago (edited)

Imma just get myself like a cockatoo or some other sky drone when I’m older like a pigeon

37points

#38

Lol What A Nerd

Final score:

212points

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Sarcastic Cow 2 years ago

try to buy pads...

161points

#39

You Look Great Susan

Final score:

208points

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Denise Melek 2 years ago

Good looking mum though :)

55points

#40

Oh Well In That Case, Yes I Would Like Some Beef

Final score:

205points

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Monday 2 years ago

And this is why you wait for the response to "who's this?" before going on your tirade...

171points

#41

4k It Is

Final score:

199points

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ShriSha Kamboj 2 years ago

i am willing to take 3k out of anyone's bank here....feel free to volunteer

55points

#42

So Close

Final score:

198points

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Alvin Chip 2 years ago

Grandma knew it is haunted

61points

#43

Nice Little Treat

Final score:

194points

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Marcellus II 2 years ago

Ask the vet if he does medium-sized animal euthanasia; it's for the best.

117points

#44

Boy These Chips Sure Are Slow Lol

Final score:

186points

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konnarw1 2 years ago

so true

25points

#45

The Perfect Saturday

Final score:

182points

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Mazer 2 years ago

Desperate to get the family out of the house and off the web

38points

#46

Somebody Needs To Do A Little Living, Laughing, And Loving

Final score:

171points

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Mazer 2 years ago

Except anything over $10 is too much to spend on reminders of my self loathing

55points

#47

Hang On I Gotta Tinkle Before We Hit The Road

Final score:

170points

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Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago

Unless your friends are too jaded I fail to see why this would kill the guys night out vibe.

38points

#48

He Wants His Cheddar Bay Biscuits Damn It

Final score:

167points

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Mazer 2 years ago

Don’t be looking to be included in the will

67points

#49

Understandable

Final score:

163points

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Francis 2 years ago

the pic gives me a headache

80points

#50

An At Home Hibachi Dinner With A Tito’s Onion Volcano Is Peak Middle Class Fancy

Final score:

111points

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Walking On Sunshine 2 years ago

I do not know what that is sad to say.

27points

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#51

You Didn’t Have To Flex This Hard Steve

Final score:

66points

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Carmen Sandiego 2 years ago

DANG HE EVEN GOT A DOG

28points

#52

Might Hand Deliver A Resume (Printed On Cardstock) Later, Who Knows

Final score:

62points

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Mazer 2 years ago

Wait, you walked inside a bank, no plans to rob it?? What crazy time travel into the 1800’s is happening here?

14points

#53

I Honestly Don’t Even Know What I Do

Final score:

62points

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Immortal Emperor Paradox 2 years ago

Too much fun!

15points

#54

Lay Your Gosh Dang Clothes Out

Final score:

59points

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Mazer 2 years ago

Morning panic is as good as a cup of coffee.

15points

#55

Messy Bun And Gettin’ Stuff Done

Final score:

59points

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Carmen Sandiego 2 years ago

my condolences

3points

#56

Barbara Is Canceled

Final score:

57points

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Mazer 2 years ago

Sisterhood. It can be a difficult complex thing, especially during the holidays

17points

#57

My Name Is Atticus And American Spirit Cigarettes Are My Personality Trait

Final score:

55points

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cybermerlin2000 2 years ago

They missed "I'm recovering from beating [insert disease/condition here]"

36points

#58

There’s Also A Suspicious White Suv Stopping At Every Mailbox

Final score:

55points

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Terilee Bruyere 2 years ago (edited)

They did. He/she likes to sit in the Redcedar in my backyard in the morning. Edit: Clarifying that this is a grey fox, which can climb.

13points

#59

I’m Mad As Hell

Final score:

53points

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Pixie 2 years ago

We can just hope that it is the guest room for unwanted guests

15points

#60

Connecting With Connections

Final score:

52points

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Mazer 2 years ago

The start of a bromance

37points

#61

Add Extra Naughty Sauce For 69 Cents

Final score:

51points

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Mazer 2 years ago

Says Olive strawberry bunny at milk at morphine.

30points

#62

Unacceptable

Final score:

51points

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Francis 2 years ago

and the snow flakes at the bottom? they're ice CRYSTALS! and that is a name of a drug! Crystal Meth!! OMG! BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS!!!1!

75points

#63

Gabbaghoul

Final score:

49points

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konnarw1 2 years ago

amazing 10/10 would recommend again

12points

#64

My Knicks And Knacks

Final score:

48points

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Ayrendal 2 years ago

The stuff.

20points

#65

Bmw

Final score:

45points

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cybermerlin2000 2 years ago

He is telling you he drives like an inconsiderate prick and does not know what indicators are for or how they work

35points

#66

Thx Grandpa

Final score:

42points

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Carmen Sandiego 2 years ago (edited)

for a second I thought that was the puppy. imagine my sheer horror (in my defense I'm running on sleep deprived gremlin energy and will not be held accountable for any senseless comments because apparently bp is easier than sleep)

43points

#67

Step Couch What Are You Doing?

Final score:

42points

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V33333P 2 years ago

PIVOOOOOOOT

75points

#68

Cluck Off

Final score:

42points

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Carmen Sandiego 2 years ago

cluck this s**t Imma fly the coop

28points

#69

Come Catch These 5 Star Hands

Final score:

41points

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Truth Monster 2 years ago

Red Lobster franchisee?

8points

#70

At Least The Metal Barstools Are Uncomfortable

Final score:

40points

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Soggy Crumpet 2 years ago

When inflation and wages are forced in the upward direction.

5points

#71

Every Dad Ever

Final score:

40points

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konnarw1 2 years ago

that is true with my dad lel

2points

#72

Bring It Back

Final score:

40points

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cybermerlin2000 2 years ago

Remember when you used to politely cough to get someone's attention, and they would be like, "Oh, Am I in your way? I'm so sorry" and they would move, and you would smile and nod and thank them? Now, when you do it, it's like you have tapped them on the shoulder with a loaded shotgun

43points

#73

I Just Love Those Little Minions

Final score:

38points

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Truth Monster 2 years ago

I see nothing wrong with that statement. :P

18points

#74

I Don’t Know What To Do With This Information

Final score:

38points

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Stephanie A Mutti 2 years ago

What's he doing with Karen's haircut?

7points

#75

Working Hard Or Hardly Working

Final score:

38points

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WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago

The majority is pretending to work while they wait on their weekend, so nothing exceptional here.

6points

#76

It Says Here I Won A Free iPad

Final score:

35points

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Immortal Emperor Paradox 2 years ago

Ok Boomer.

5points

#77

I Will Die On This Hill

Final score:

34points

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Tash 2 years ago

This is so stupid but also true

23points

#78

Craving An $18 Burger Right Now

Final score:

32points

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$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 2 years ago

I haven't seen any of these clones for a while. Has the phase gone now?

2points

#79

My Tummy Is Doing A Hurty

Final score:

30points

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Katherine Boag 2 years ago

Chidi?

16points

#80

Well They Do Smell Nice

Final score:

30points

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troufaki13 2 years ago

As long as it's not one of those Gwyneth Paltrow candles...

28points

#81

Ok Me

Final score:

30points

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Robert Baker 2 years ago

Make that "born only once". The second time turns you into an intolerable religious zealot.

7points

#82

Seriously

Final score:

29points

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ZAPanda 2 years ago

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8points

#83

What Is An Acceptable Amount Of Time To Take The Free Bread?

Final score:

29points

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ZAPanda 2 years ago

nvm dodged a bullet there. Don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

41points

#84

What Else Would You Expect From Someone Who Eats At Applebee’s

Final score:

29points

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Carmen Sandiego 2 years ago

WELCOME TO APPLES BEES DO YOU WANT THE APPLES OR THE BEES

28points

#85

Is This Too Much To Ask For

Final score:

27points

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Terilee Bruyere 2 years ago

I agree with this one. Coffee on the porch while watching the sun rising over the valley is just lovely.

2points

#86

Must Be Nice

Final score:

27points

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J Sizz 2 years ago

Make sure you ask for the family discount cause when you're there, you're family. It's free if you say it like Vin Diesel.

1point

#87

Understandable

Final score:

26points

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Mazer 2 years ago

Another NOT AN AMERICAN INVENTION 🇬🇧 A1 Steak Sauce is said to have been created sometime in the late 1820s by Henderson William Brand, the Chef to England's King George IV. ... After the king's death in 1830, Brand started his own business producing meat extracts along with A1 Sauce. Sold from 1861 as a condiment for meat or game dishes in the United Kingdom.

33points

#88

Nerds

Final score:

26points

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𝖊𝖆 2 years ago

I feel attacked

19points

#89

You Already Know What Tf Goin On

Final score:

24points

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Mazer 2 years ago (edited)

Drinks and tacos with Mr. Decaprio??!!?! I’m in

13points

#90

Big Day Ahead Of Us

Final score:

23points

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Carmen Sandiego 2 years ago (edited)

REST WHAT IS REST I DO NOT KNOW REST

14points

#91

Sounds Dangerous

Final score:

21points

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Carmen Sandiego 2 years ago

If this gets 1 million likes I'll play 'I kissed a girl' in front of my mum whatcha say

39points

#92

Tis The Season

Final score:

21points

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Luna W. 2 years ago

I kinda like the doormat, though...

5points

#93

“I Pretty Much Live In This Thing”

Final score:

20points

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Mazer 2 years ago (edited)

Said at the trailhead on his dirt bike wearing Lance Armstrong wanna be clothing and his Labradoodle dog pants while lying in a sunspot. I live this daily.

12points

#94

This Halloween’s Tiger King

Final score:

19points

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Yort 2 years ago

You aren’t allowed to wear costumes for anything popular.

2points

#95

Occupation: Hvac Contractor

Final score:

18points

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ZAPanda 2 years ago

Our local version: g13i0nmc8y011.jpg

10points

#96

Take That Rick.it's Moustache Season!

Final score:

17points

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Mazer 2 years ago

Just prepping for when you place all the driveway snow in the street and the snow plow driver comes along and creates a snow berm at the end of your driveway with that snow which then freezes solid overnight and takes a brick of C4 to blast through. BTDT

8points

#97

Looking Good Denise

Final score:

14points

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Victoria Kimball 2 years ago

This missed the bit where we crop off the tops of our heads because our hair is thinning and we can't just wear ball caps 24/7 like guys do Also the part where we lean our chins on our fists to cover our sagging necks (and our elbows are just hanging there in the air)..

5points