Do you think mom's off the gram?! XD This is my favorite!

Best answer ever!!

"I can't believe you came out of me" LMAO

Smart dad 😂

This Grandma is totally awesome. She could have threatened them, called them names, done anything but instead she took the time to reply with a step by step recipe. You need to take her to dinner and tell her thanks for being awesome.

pizza is always a good solution

Let's square tires on your truck --- hahahaha! Awesome!

"We don't normally arrest people for being stupid, ma'am, but in your daughter's case, we're willing to make an exception. Hands behind your back, moron."

Short and simple :D

Padawan - one cannot fool the jedi master.

If it's an adult kid and what they're saying makes no sense, there must be alcohol involved...LOL

Makes no sense! LOL ... This needs more upvotes!

Ahhh s**t. Not the "I'm calling your father" line. That never ends well.

"Are you stupid af?" lol that "AF"

Is "microwavable foil" a real thing or was she just trolling?

....will it really explode???

"Make sure you stuff it with popcorn". I love that. <3

"I should've never let you move out" that mom was regretting everything

Asking for a friend.....

Was that turkey cryogenically frozen?

That last line is everything!

"That's what the internet said to do" Yep, we all know that everything you read on the internet is absolutely true.

The. Last. Line

"salmon and ella"

"Don't ever get married" LMAO

Trip to the ER. I'm dying here.

I like the final "good luck" to his kid.

...ok but why would you lie that your over is too small, when microwaves are smaller than ovens?

Wow, what do you know? Your Mom actually watches TV, just like you do.