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Microwaves. They’re our best buddies when we need popcorn for movie night and when we feel too lazy to cook a nutritious meal (that greasy lasagna from our local gas station has really stolen our hearts). But for some people, microwaves are riddles wrapped in mysteries inside enigmas.

When you use your microwave properly, everything’s dandy. But if you mess up… well, the consequences can be catastrophic. Not to mention hilarious! Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest microwave fails by not-so-smart people to get your week off to a great start. So scroll down, upvote your fave stories, and remember—don’t put random crap in your microwave.

Knowledge is power. So we've also prepared a small list of tips about some of the less-obvious things that you shouldn’t put in your futuristic food-heating box.

#1

My Mom Microwaved Some Birdseed To Disinfect It Before Putting It In A Beanbag And Accidentally Made Tiny Popcorn

My Mom Microwaved Some Birdseed To Disinfect It Before Putting It In A Beanbag And Accidentally Made Tiny Popcorn

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MrTree1779
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perfect size for the birdies!

Ben Smith
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait...disinfect birdseed?? Lol why??

K.Kobayashi
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mainly to kill any insect eggs that may be in there. You don't want a beanbag full of weevils, do you?

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deanna woods
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now all you need is a tiny movie screen so the birds can go to the movies.

CatWoman312
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay who else is thinking about microwaving birdseed

Raine Soo
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first, I thought someone stiffed her on the kernel size of the popcorn.

Isabella Vega
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bird popcorn! Everyone’s gotta have some!

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    #2

    Yesterday This Guy Put Ghost Pepper Popcorn In Our Industrial Microwave At Work For Over 5 Minutes. The Office Was Filled With Black Smoke Burning People's Eyes

    Yesterday This Guy Put Ghost Pepper Popcorn In Our Industrial Microwave At Work For Over 5 Minutes. The Office Was Filled With Black Smoke Burning People's Eyes

    No-one could breathe. He basically maced the building. We were moved to the other end so we could keep working

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    RitaGG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about throw away the microwave?

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be incredibly wasteful, just make the ghost pepper guy clean it out properly.

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    Julie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Infamous Ghost Pepper Popcorn Incident of 2020" coming soon to a theater near you.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghost pepper is one of the hottest chili peppers in the world. This is basically popcorn flavored with bits of ghost pepper.

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    MissPanda3
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine wanting to have some popcorn and come to read this... wow

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would someone even want to make this and ingest it at a workplace?

    Barry Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because cleaning it is just too damn hard???

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I think that was pre-planned

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man had no common sense at all!

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    #3

    My Friend Opened Their Microwave And Couldn't Figure Out What This Was. It Was A Forgotten Slice Of Pizza

    My Friend Opened Their Microwave And Couldn't Figure Out What This Was. It Was A Forgotten Slice Of Pizza

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's his new floofy pet!

    Lululoohoo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy s**t, how long was that in there??

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF, obviously they don’t use the microwave very often if a slice of pizza ends up like mount mould.

    Jessica Nametz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what I was thinking! Was this left behind when he quarantined somewhere else, or something? lol

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    Zara VP
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all...how do you forget a slice of pizza?!

    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the metamorphosis, it will turn into a beautiful pineapple pizza.

    Kinga Złotkowska
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can U forget pizza for that long?

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you not use your microwave for that long?

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    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions...

    deanna woods
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just crazy and gross.

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    To start things off, you probably already knew this one, but you shouldn’t put aluminum foil inside a microwave because it burns and ignites. In fact, don’t heat up any kind of metal.

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    The same goes for paper bags which may release fumes and toxins and might catch on fire. (Note how most things that shouldn’t be in microwaves burst into flames). Keep in mind that popcorn bags have susceptors in them, so it’s safe to use them. Yay, movie nights aren’t canceled!

    #4

    He Forgot To Put Water In His Cup O Noodles

    He Forgot To Put Water In His Cup O Noodles

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw bless him, he looks gutted

    ChimeraBubbles
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still find it strange that some people in America don't have kettles. Or "electric water jugs" as an American person irately pointed out once. :/ No burning of the instant noodles then. Just boil the kettle, pour over noodles, wait a bit, then listen to the sound of your body crying out for better nutrition as you wolf that bad boy down. ;)

    Clara Knaub
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have kettles (at least my family does) but we rarely use them.

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    Bellatrix Lestrange
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aren't you supposed to boil the water in a separate cup then pour it into the noodles because the styrofoam doesn't do well in the microwave.

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my 39 years, I have never done that...and never had a problem. Esp since it tells you on the package to "fill to line" with water.. then microwave.

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    Nathan Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually laugh at stuff like this, but I've always felt so bad for that kid since this pic came out years ago. He's a kid, they make mistakes, they shouldn't be humiliated over it.

    Erin Radcliffe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't put that in the microwave anyway. Had someone read the directions they would have known this. Add hot water. Cover. Let sit 3 minutes. Period. DOH !

    Heather
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid did this with Mac and chz. Microwave smelled for about a month.

    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US really needs proper water cookers. Or, rather, a proper electric installation.

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have "proper water cookers"...this pic was from a school, during an extracurricular activity. No, they are not going to have full-on hot kettles in schools with kids younger than 12 years old. This is not an "American" thing, it is a "young kids dont need to be around and using hot stove tops" thing.

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    Y
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks says ā€œI’m embarrassed,ā€ ā€œI’m in trouble,ā€ and ā€œWhat am I going to eat now...ā€ all at once.

    Donna Webber
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb kid can't read. Likes melted styrofoam leached into his food while cooking in microwave

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    #5

    I Have No Idea How This Happened. Cup Took Considerable Force To Get Back Down

    I Have No Idea How This Happened. Cup Took Considerable Force To Get Back Down

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    K.Kobayashi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liquid boils over, seeps under the cup. Liquid under the cup boils, propelling the cup upwards. Steam condenses inside the cup (due to contact with the cooler top surface of the microwave), creating partial vacuum, acting like a suction cup.

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    Aaron W
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you press all the buttons at once it reverses gravity. All microwaves do this.

    Trying so hard thinking
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You spin me right round, baby Right round like a record, baby Right round round round"

    DC
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get how it STAYS stuck on the ceiling, but I do not get how it even got there in the first place...

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this is quite amazing, actually. And a mess, hahaha

    WhatsUpKittyCat? (I wuv dogs too)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The microwave is secretly a villain with anti-gravity powers who is determined to destroy all cups of.... Whatever is in the cup.

    Josurf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it filled with Red Bull? (gives you wings)

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    #6

    My Submission For Dumbest Way To Injure Yourself: I Burnt My Hand Taking Tomato Soup Out Of The Microwave. The Toast I Was Making Popped Up And It Scared Me

    My Submission For Dumbest Way To Injure Yourself: I Burnt My Hand Taking Tomato Soup Out Of The Microwave. The Toast I Was Making Popped Up And It Scared Me

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    tilly kate
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always mentally prepare myself for the toast to pop, but i still jump every time

    Falcon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, it usually goes like this for me: "Now!.... Now!..*pops and I jump*... F**K!"

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    Dl B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have started making tomato soup in a pan on the stove because I have burnt myself too many times trying to get it out of the microwave.

    ERIN W.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OUCH! I'm REALLY sorry that happened!

    Vic D
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand people that places a microwave high over the counter. It's an accident waiting to happen.

    Lyra Rey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also a space saver in a small apartment

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    okpkpkp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was holding my CAT when the toaster POPPED. 20+ deep claw cuts on my arms and chest. I'll never do that again.

    Paige Garberding
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh, the challenge of using a microwave and the toaster at the same time. Practice, practice, practice. After your hand heals.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A VERY painful lession learned. I'm sorry for you being burned so bad.

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    You should also never microwave plastic bags or styrofoam containers. You know, the ones that you get your take-away and leftover food in. They release harmful chemicals and you really don’t want to deal with the mess they leave behind.

    Nor should you put wet clothes inside to ‘dry’ them out. It won’t work. Be smart—use a dryer. If you don’t have one, you’ll just have to hang up your clothes and wait for them to dry the old fashioned way.

    #7

    When I Was 3-Years-Old I Decided To Put My Dad's Brand New Cellphone In The Microwave

    When I Was 3-Years-Old I Decided To Put My Dad's Brand New Cellphone In The Microwave

    He didn’t understand what I meant by ā€œphone hot, daddy! Phone hot! ā€ until he walked into the kitchen and saw it full of smoke. 17 years later, he still has it and refuses to let me live it down

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    Adam C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Nokia most likely would survived AND blow the microwave.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually looks like two phones. One to try it and another to confirm your findings. Good science

    Rachel Connot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is a 3 year old using the microwave?!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that dad kept it and still humiliates his child with the story.

    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter put a 45 record in my mom's VCR. That was fun.

    Jessica Nametz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that the dad STILL has it, just to give the kid s**t, is hilarious (and a total parent move).

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are both so blessed that it didn't kill you.

    Jane W.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put micro on high shelf. Do not tell 3 year old how it works.

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    #8

    I Installed My Own Microwave Today And Saved $150 In Install Fees

    I Installed My Own Microwave Today And Saved $150 In Install Fees

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    RitaGG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Windex will buff that right out.

    Johnny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the model it might cost less that $150 to replace that top. I bought a replacement for mine after what is known as the "cast iron pan incident".

    Narwhal Blast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But won't it get hot if you're using the stove?

    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are the buttons for the hotplates behind the hotplates in the US? This irks me for years. You have to put your arm over the rapidly boiling whatever to turn it off...

    Heather Pobicki
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then what's the point of having burners in the back? There's never been a time you've used all 4 at the same time, reaching your arm around to get to the back?

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    John Laughlin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Markus, the controls are on the back for safety reasons unless you have a gas stove. Then they're on the front so you don't have to reach over the flames to turn the burner off.

    Karin Jansen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo... If the microwave is hung above the stove... Where do the fumes go when you're cooking? No extractor? Doesn't the microwave get all hot and steamy?

    juice
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's usually an extractor fan thing behind the microwave

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world has a way of striking its balance. You probably netted to zero with the stove repair.

    ML
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt it. The glass and replacement will cost more. Unless he replaces it himself like he installed the microwave oven

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    Sasha Haley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save money fixing the microwave... spend even more fixing your stove 😳

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    #9

    This Is What Happens When You Microwave Mcdonalds Fries For 30 Minutes (Instead Of 30 Seconds)

    This Is What Happens When You Microwave Mcdonalds Fries For 30 Minutes (Instead Of 30 Seconds)

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    MrTree1779
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bury them in the desert so that an archaeologist can have fun figuring them out in 2000 years.

    Emy Loves
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they could bury fresh ones too and those would still be around after 2000 years!

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    G.T. van Middendorp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't understand this. There are so many like this. If you wanna microwave something for 30 seconds, don't you stay by the microwave?? What are you doing?? Are you gonna do laundry or something and come back 26 minutes later "I wonder if the 30 seconds are over yet"?

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have forgotten before. Usually it's a case of popping it in the microwave and running to the bathroom...then promptly returning to my computer. However I've never gotten the timer that wrong on the microwave either, so I just come back to cold food.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! They turned to charcoal, but at least they kept their shape.

    Hilary Mol
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe it didn't burst into flames.

    Suzi Gauthier
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's scare that they're still whole. You can't destroy McDonalds fries.

    Lisa Shelton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When things burn they often hold their shape until handled. šŸ™„

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    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why did you not check your microwave after 30 seconds??????

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if this wasn;t a drunk accident, you have a lot of explaining why you lost concentration on something that was supposed to be 30 seconds

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, once they go cold, just toss them. Reheated fries are gross. Especially if you use a microwave.

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    Yes, yes, we know—microwaves are for food. But some food items have no place inside the machine. For example, if you were to put, oh we don’t know, say a hard-boiled egg inside, it’s likely to explode. And not in a pleasant “oh look, Ma, I accidentally made delicious scrambled eggs without even trying” kind of way.

    The same warning goes for hot peppers. You might like spicy food, but be sure to add those peppers after you take your meal out of the microwave. If they’re inside, they’ll heat up and will release something similar to a gust of pepper-spray when you open up the door. Great for warding off intruders if you’re starring in ‘Home Alone.’ Bad for lunch at the office.

    #10

    Wife: ā€œAre You Sure That JalapeƱo Dip Container Is Microwaveable?ā€ Me, An Intellectual: ā€œOf Course It Is.ā€ JalapeƱo Dip Container:

    Wife: ā€œAre You Sure That JalapeƱo Dip Container Is Microwaveable?ā€ Me, An Intellectual: ā€œOf Course It Is.ā€ JalapeƱo Dip Container:

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    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rule, Don't microwave ANY plastic

    Bhuvy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this happened to me The bowl which I got with microwave. Used that in conventional mode and it started melting

    Linda HS
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tip for husbands: wife is always right!🤪

    Norman Woelk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm I used to have a BIL who thought he was 'that smart'. LOL

    Paige Garberding
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plastic container, right? Dangerous and toxic in microwaves. Hope you didn't eat that ... jalapeno pancake.

    Emy Loves
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family would still probably eat it lol.

    Jo Johannsen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It IS microwavable... just no longer usable.

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    #11

    My Daughter Took It Upon Herself To Microwave Some Syrup For Her Waffles... For 5 Minutes

    My Daughter Took It Upon Herself To Microwave Some Syrup For Her Waffles... For 5 Minutes

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    RitaGG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps if you keep microwaving it a diamond will emerge.

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    Anne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing she used pyrex.. most other vessels would have exploded

    Demongrrrrl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a good ad for Pyrex.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She turned the syrup into molten lava.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised the measuring cup didn't blow to smithereens.

    elfin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cajun caramels.

    Caroline Overill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like something from Dr Who that will crawl out of the jug and eat someone

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    #12

    So Heard It Was Fine Putting Your Phone In The Microwave To Charge It. My Charger Broke Yesterday, My Battery Was Pretty Low So Thought I'd Give It A Go... This Happened

    So Heard It Was Fine Putting Your Phone In The Microwave To Charge It. My Charger Broke Yesterday, My Battery Was Pretty Low So Thought I'd Give It A Go... This Happened

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    abby smink
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ya dumb enough to believe that, ya deserve it.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who in their right mind would microwave a mobile phone to charge it? I've got some swamp land to sell you.

    Agfox
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean a delightful plot with waterfront views

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    Lori Jabi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never understand how people can be so dumb!

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they think this is a good idea? oh wait, it was on the net so it must be true right.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would be dumb enough to think that putting their cell phone in the microwave makes sense?

    Mia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man ppl are daft! Hey..... if your running outta gas, apparently banana peels work as well as gasoline!

    Citizen Josie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People hide phones on microwaves to block the cell phone signal but no you can't charge them

    iblowsheep
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet you also put yourt keyboard in the dishwasher to clean it after spilling beer in it.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, I really question the intelligence (or complete lack of) of certain people...

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    So, dear Pandas, which microwave fail was your fave one? Did you learn anything new about what not to heat up in microwaves? Do you have any microwave fails of your own to share with us? Share your thoughts with us in the comments!

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    #13

    Goodbye Everyone. It's Been Good Knowing You

    Goodbye Everyone. It's Been Good Knowing You

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    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol you must live in my apartments they cheap as hell ours is broke too and they replaced it with another broke one

    Paul Z.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn how to cook. C'mon!

    Caleb Morales
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn to cook or get money for takeout

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    #14

    This Is What Happens When You Tell Your Kid To Make His Own Snack. So He Microwaves An Egg For 11 Minutes

    This Is What Happens When You Tell Your Kid To Make His Own Snack. So He Microwaves An Egg For 11 Minutes

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    MissPanda3
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened when I told my younger brother to make snack for himself... SPOILER: he burnt the chip bag, he wanted warm chips

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and this is why you ensure your kid knows how to make a snack before telling him to make his own

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Malicious compliance? Maybe he's planning on not being trusted to make his own snack.

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of boredom I actually did that, knowing quite well what would happen. Just a word of advice, don't. It took forever to clean that out.

    Jude Bennett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I blew the door off my microwave doing this. lmao

    Norman Woelk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a chef under cook hard boiled eggs so he thought he would finish them in the Microwave. This was in 1980 so micros were still a new technology.

    Varvara Bondarenko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make your kids food. They're kids. They shouldn't be cooking...

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    #15

    What Happens If You Microwave A Spoon

    What Happens If You Microwave A Spoon

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    Citizen Josie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He almost created a black hole

    Tovah Roche
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a good thing. He's going to need a good hiding place when his parents find out he fried the microwave.

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    MissPanda3
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I warm up the spoon with hot water, metals dont do good in the microwave :)

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's almost as stupid as the person who took a picture instead of getting it out

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of some computer games. Like, combine random stuff to create your first weapon.

    Felipe Jourdan
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    4 years ago

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    Regina Phalange
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude, u just run it under warm water XD

    John Doe AKA "READ MY DAMN COMMENT OR REPLY BEFORE YOU DISLIKE!" 5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, boi. Just heat it over the oven or with hot water. Just don't hold it too close to the oven if it's a flame cooker.

    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't start - years ago, as a chef in a decent hotel, we'd make the staff food to be taken after service and put the plates on the hotplate / pass covered with a metal cloche (cover). When I was locking up at about 12, I went into the kitchen to see a light show coming from our very powerful microwave with the newly employed assistant manageress looking at intently. Managed to get her away from it before the plate exploded and shot the metal cloche through the microwave door - glass everywhere, food everywhere, microwave completely fckd, cloche frazzled beyond recognition. She had been at University for 4 years to learn about the catering trade .... amazing .... She left 3 weeks later.

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    #16

    $5000 Canadian After Someone Using The Microwave To Disinfect It

    $5000 Canadian After Someone Using The Microwave To Disinfect It

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money laundering to a whole new level!

    A
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadian paper money is plastic and could probably be washed in the sink with soapy water if someone was that concerned about germs. $5000 is a lot of money to lose! If they could somehow get the money apart and prove it's legitmacy, a bank might actually exchange it for new bills. I know someone who's kid ripped up a $100 bill so it would fit in the hole in his piggy bank. She took the pieces to the bank and they exhanged it for her.

    Bobbilee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But $100 is a lot less than $5000 in Canadian or not.

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    Roland Kreslin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just shouldn't be allowed to steer anything. Like.. Totally. Not even an electric toothbrush

    Julie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew disinfecting via microwave was a thing.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can microwave your dish sponge to disinfect, but I haven't really heard of much else

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    Alexandra Ghobrial
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    šŸ‘ šŸ’§šŸ‘„šŸ’§šŸ‘

    Jen Cook
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confession, I have a box in my kitchen for income tax receipts and such all in one place so as not to lose them, I now put any cash I have in their & thoroughly wash my hands, my cash gets a few days quarantine before I let it touch my wallet or purse, where I keep things like gum, masks and sanitizer...a habit I started while working abroad where cash is disgusting and falling apart, you can just feel the grunge layered on it, by comparison Canadian cash is in phenomenal shape but I now also quarantine my Canadian currency, Covid is just a justification now. I'm astonished that even pre-pandemic you see people exchange cash and then proceed to pick up their big mac without washing hands first. In my brain, it's like licking a door k**b to a public bathroom.

    Paige Garberding
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder who thought it would be a good idea to destroy $5,000. Can that be exchanged for an undamaged bill?

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    #17

    Left My Fork In The Microwave Today

    Left My Fork In The Microwave Today

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    MrTree1779
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Golfing dinosaur looks to her left"

    Pasion Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Westsiiiiiiiiiiiide! lmbo! #GANGSTAFORK

    Paige Garberding
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh huh, more plastic in the microwave that doesn't belong there. Hope you didn't eat that food.

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    #18

    Just Going To Heat Up Some Coffee In The Microwave. Tried To Grab It. Tried To Pour It. What The. Well Damn

    Just Going To Heat Up Some Coffee In The Microwave. Tried To Grab It. Tried To Pour It. What The. Well Damn

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only you could go back in time and not do it. The final irony is the mug.

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't do that, you'll end up missing your mom!

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    JuJu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You deserve it, you barbarian...coffee in microvae *mutters profanities for hours*

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it has ANY metallic anything: paint, script, cup edge, anything, it will be destroyed. ALWAYS.

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has a metallic sheen.. Microwave plus metallics are a NO..

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once microwaved something in a cup that had metallic paint. It didn't start sparking, but let's just say I really quite regretted grabbing it with my bare hand. I didn't realize the pain had actual metal in it!

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t! It was a real nice cup!

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    #19

    My Friend's Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

    My Friend's Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

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    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can measure the distance between 2 burned spots and multiply it with the microwaves frequency to find out the speed of light

    Adam C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on the burnmarks it did go fast.

    ewadora
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but was it dry? regardless of the side effects, the goal was to dry the T-shirt

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people really do lack common sense. He should have put it into a hot oven instead, haha!

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    #20

    A Friend's Client Paid Him In Cash. He Put The Cash In The Microwave To Kill Traces Of Coronavirus

    A Friend's Client Paid Him In Cash. He Put The Cash In The Microwave To Kill Traces Of Coronavirus

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are so many people doing this? Are they trying to reach herd immunity to stupid?

    Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Trump suggested it ;)

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    Citizen Josie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money has metalĆ­c fiber on them. You can't put them on the microwave

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all... just wash the money with soap and water. It's made of fabric and paper, it will totally handle it.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IKR! How many times have we all found a wash worn bill in the dryer, or pocket

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    Adam C
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the microwaves fault. Corona killed Jackson.

    Maggie Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try ironing them. *IF* you have an iron still.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gracouus NO don't give them something hot attached to electricity!

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    Kryogen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel like i'm watching idiocraty sometimes.... no, everytime now.

    Fixin'Ta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, he could have just left it alone and not touched it for three days, it would have been fine.

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    #21

    A Guest Put It In The Hotel Microwave To Give It "A Quick Charge." Fire Alarm Followed

    A Guest Put It In The Hotel Microwave To Give It "A Quick Charge." Fire Alarm Followed

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    Darko PeÅ”ić
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I... I just... People are dumb really....

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. But what amazes me is that this is about the 5th time (clearly different pictures) I've seen where someone has done this. As you said I...I just...How?

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    ML
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phone did not charge, but the guest was charged for endangering others

    Pixie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without the caption I would have no idea what I'm looking at...

    Dónal Ɠ Murchadha
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid thing is I bet there's a box of chargers left behind down at the front desk

    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we elect someone who will invest money in education please

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this from some malicious "life hack" video or what?

    NanZ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is scary that there that many STUPID people in the world! It is ridiculous to think that under any circumstances you should put your cellphone in the microwave!! Crazy!

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If for no other reason than it contain METAL. Even if the outside is plastic and glass, there's metal inside.

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    Shauna
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can a microwave charge a phone.

    Pusfarm
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the picture answered that question.

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    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if this did work, how long are you supposed to put the phone in for? Looks like 5 minutes!

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, we can see what happens at 5 min. Only going for 3:30 on medium will get you a 90% charge, 2 min for 50%. But with differences in microwave voltage you may have to add or subtract some time. (This was a joke. Phones do not go in microwaves. Ever!)

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    #22

    Hope, This Helped

    Hope, This Helped

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    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bras have metal in them so why did she think this was a good idea???

    Demongrrrrl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all of them, thank goodness.

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    Shauna
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've used the oven to dry things but never the microwave.

    Dónal Ɠ Murchadha
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say it went tits up for her, but without the bra it's tits down really!

    Gerard White
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad her bazoobies weren't in there...

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    #23

    Brownie Out Of A Cup - Level: Hiroshima

    Brownie Out Of A Cup - Level: Hiroshima

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    Flare
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that was WAY too much brownie mix.

    Polina Semeniuk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Family Made Brownies In A Mug One Time, They Were Bland AF.

    Ayanna Carranza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hiroshima level indeed. Looks like a volcano with a lot of lava patches ;-)

    Hannah Marshall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why you watch whatever is in the microwave and do it in short bursts - like 30 seconds to a minute. Or, yano READ THE INSTRUCTIONS PROPERLY.

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    #24

    If You Were Wondering What Happens When You Put Foil In The Microwave

    If You Were Wondering What Happens When You Put Foil In The Microwave

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    Jessica Nametz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of idiots put metal into a microwave??? I feel like it is Microwave 101 knowledge NOT to do this...

    Charlotte Stewart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, you'd be surprised. I worked in an office with a young girl that did this once.

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    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is what happens when you have stupid and it grows into an adult

    Hilary Mol
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the under-budget version of "Nightmare on Elm Street" when Freddy stretches a wall around his face to freak out a soon-to-die character.

    GARRETT O'BANION
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what happened???????/ did the roof/ceiling break? or did the foil become a melted spiderman?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The interior of this microwave is plastic, which melted due to the cosmic fireball produced by the foil.

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    Felipe Jourdan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I decided to microwave some butter once to make some toast because it was in the refrigerator (it's very hot in Brazil) but I completely forgot to take the aluminium wrap off. I only put it in for ten seconds. In the sixth second a bright light shone from inside the microwave. I was startled and didn't do anything at first. Then it shone again and I finally stopped the microwave. One of the corners of the aluminium wrap was on fire. To make things worst it was 3 am and I was at my grandparent's house on vacation.

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    5 years ago

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    #25

    I Tried To Microwave A Sandwich And There Is A Big Difference Between 4 And 5 Minutes

    I Tried To Microwave A Sandwich And There Is A Big Difference Between 4 And 5 Minutes

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    Toea Muresan Iulia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    vanished! it entered in another dimension...

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4-5 minutes for a frozen item

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most things only need a minute or two, what's wrong with people

    Tired-Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I've never heard of a microwaved sandwich. Is it just warm bread and melted butter? What else do you put in them? Even warm bread and butter sounds peculiar to me in England, UK. I get toasted sandwiches, but bread doesn't toast in the microwave so I'm honestly very confused. What countries are microwaved sandwiches a thing in? If be very interested to know!

    Demongrrrrl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try using 20 second increments, testing after each onem

    alrighty then
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its gone its over its not there it teleported it is zip done

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you did this in four where is that turkey you put in the oven a week ago on 450 degrees?

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when I stayed at an AirBnB in Asheville. One of the other guests microed an eggroll, and set the oven for either too high or too long. It smoked up the place and set off the alarm.

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    #26

    Life Pro Tip: Even If Your Boiled Egg Is A Bit Underdone, Don't Put It In The Microwave

    Life Pro Tip: Even If Your Boiled Egg Is A Bit Underdone, Don't Put It In The Microwave

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like quite an eggsplosion there

    John-Paul Bitler
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those yolk must have been eggcited to post this on the internet

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The egg would probably have been safe if cut up and covered, maybe 15 seconds at a time.

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you put an egg in the microwave WITHOUT the shell, you get kind of an egg pancake after you scramble it.

    Jen Cook
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you poke a small hole in the shell this will not happen.

    Annette Rainbow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a heads up for you dumb one's out there, just because the microwave has stopped, your food is still cooking . That's is why you follow the rules on the package "leave it rested for two minutes. I there are no rules don't put it in the microwave. That said I am going to have a laugh at the rest of you idiots.

    kkathleen517
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I see the color orange??

    Slune
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fury in the slaughterhouse!

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    #27

    My Friend's Kids Decided To Microwave Crayola Markers

    My Friend's Kids Decided To Microwave Crayola Markers

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    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see putting crayons in it, but that's an entirely different ball of wax.

    Cat Nip Gal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least they're washable

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If adults can't seem to use a microwave correctly, why would you let a child have access to one? Common sense is DEAD

    Nolan Monroy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You microwave markers, that's not even Food there going to eat the markers

    Random Dog Owner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something i would do by accident

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    #28

    So, Apparently You Shouldn't Microwave Spaghetti Squash

    So, Apparently You Shouldn't Microwave Spaghetti Squash

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    Malakai
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, you can. You cut it open FIRST so the steam can escape and doesn't explode like it did here, and you only need to microwave it for less than a minute, probably 30 seconds, to make removing the 'spaghetti' easier

    Fixin'Ta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes me a good 15-20 minutes (depending on size of the squash) in a 1,000 watt mw oven to get it done (45 minute intervals, rotated a quarter turn each time). Are you eating it raw?

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    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure you can.. but you poke it to DEATH first..

    GARRETT O'BANION
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like an egg with noodles inside it

    Gary Davidson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can...you just have to cut it in half first.

    Ryan King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a dragon egg just opened.

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    #29

    Someone Brought These Bills To The Bank They Tried To Sanitize In A Microwave

    Someone Brought These Bills To The Bank They Tried To Sanitize In A Microwave

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    Citizen Josie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why people think microwaves sanitize things?

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also use the microwave to sanitize baby bottles, maybe that gave them an idea?

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    Placebo Domingo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard that laundomats were started for moneywashing, so why not go there.

    Angela
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet Placebo, they were started for money LAUNDRY. Slightly different...;)

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    dev mehta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quickest way to sanitize money is to spend it

    Roland Kreslin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USA again. The stupid is strong in this s country

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take comfort in the microwaved Canadian money farther up.

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    Eric Soliday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd just use an alcoholic wipe if I was really that serious :(

    The weird one!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is wrong with people and microwave money?

    Dotzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's 111 dollars down the drain šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

    ALANNA M POINDEXTER
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people never microwave something you should'ent

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    #30

    My Mom Set The Microwave For 75 Mins And Not 75 Secs

    My Mom Set The Microwave For 75 Mins And Not 75 Secs

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    MissPanda3
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    didn't you smell the burning?

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing it wasn't actually in there for the whole 75 minutes and was taken out when they did smell the burning....at least that's what I hope happened.

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    Johnny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it's done.

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why did she not come back after two minutes thinking "hmmmm, it should be done by now, why is it still on".

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you set the timer over 5 minutes, the microwave oven should ask if you are sure.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you cannot use a microwave as a kiln.

    Clara Knaub
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t you remember your whatever the hell that is?

    Red Hair Blue Soul
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she leave town after hitting the button?

    Pavlina G
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just left it there?!?!?!

    Paula Swanson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you NOT realize that the bell didn't go off after a minute or two? How did you NOT hear it still running?

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    #31

    Tomato Soup Disaster

    Tomato Soup Disaster

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    Johnny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a portal to hell

    Silver Arts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when you put tomato soup in a pot to heat it it gives tiny eruptions lol

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you put it in a larger dish and cover it LOOSELY with a couple of paper towels. But it HAS to be in a much larger dish, otherwise it WILL boil over and it will "expand" aka explode.

    Just another bot
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may be the only one who didn't know this, but if you need 1 cup of melted butter, you need to chop it up first so it won't explode too šŸ˜…

    Miztre
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that, but I always chop mine up so it melts quicker. Good to know!

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    Ryan King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like that scene in The Shining

    Hannah Marshall
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It exploded as it is in a glass and wasn't watched 🤣

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    #32

    My Little Sister Accidentally Microwaved A Bagel For Ten Minutes

    My Little Sister Accidentally Microwaved A Bagel For Ten Minutes

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    Paula Swanson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't understand how you don't realize the bell didn't go off after a couple minutes...or hear that is was still running?

    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like my date last night.

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha!!! Good one Stacy S.

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    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the upside, it now matches your countertops.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to make hockey pucks - er, bagels- once.

    Paul Z.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you even... I mean. Bread + microwave = yuck

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    #33

    Last Night’s Dinner Started Out With A Bang, But I Cleaned It Up Bought Another Squash And Tried Again

    Last Night’s Dinner Started Out With A Bang, But I Cleaned It Up Bought Another Squash And Tried Again

    shirleyallenwilson Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have perserverance, I'll give you that.

    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut the squash in half, scoop out the insides. Put each half in a dish with an inch of water in the bottom and microwave each half for 12 mins. Perfect cooked squash.

    Katrin P.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or put it in the oven. The slightly charred parts give great taste.

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    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you put a couple of holes in it to allow the pressure to be released?

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dumb, but persistent

    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stab the life outta it with a fork first. It's fun too

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If at first you don't succeed, boom, boom, boom again.

    Jessica Nametz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the f**k microwaves a spaghetti squash??

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

    Connie Marciniak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will work if you cut it in half before microwave cooking.

    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the definition of insanity .......

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    #34

    Attempted One Of Those Microwave Mug Cakes. Looks, Uh, Less Than Appetizing

    Attempted One Of Those Microwave Mug Cakes. Looks, Uh, Less Than Appetizing

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've tried one of these microwavable mug cakes. It turned out alright, but the clean-up was a nightmare. A lot of the cake stuck to the mug for dear life.

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks good to me, like a lava cake. Get your minds out of the gutters, people!

    Flare
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's a lava cake that was baked upside down

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    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did it taste good?

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs a touch longer. Then top it with ice cream and enjoy!

    MissPanda3
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't blame the microwave on this one..

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it looks pretty good!

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    #35

    Forgot To Add Water To My Microwave Mac N Cheese

    Forgot To Add Water To My Microwave Mac N Cheese

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    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, ladies and gentlemen, is how you make licorice.

    B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all the stupid on display here, you're seriously going to even suggest that?

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These noodles look like tiny souls in hell reaching out to grab you for sending them to this inferno.

    Akumu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister did that twice šŸ˜‚

    Ryan King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A yes, a delicious bowl of spent nucleur fuel bundles. Bon appetit!

    Hannah Marshall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't people read the instructions PROPERLY and CAREFULLY?

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so disappointing when one is so hungry.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it on ebay as artwork for $10.00.

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    #36

    Why Would You Even Want To Heat Cheetos?

    Why Would You Even Want To Heat Cheetos?

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    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just want to see the Cheetos burn.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally flaming hot Cheetos!

    MissPanda3
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing with my brother lol

    WillemPenn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband did this the other day bc COVID. I'm like "you could just empty the bag in a bowl, toss the bag and wash your hands." What is it with ppl trying to sanitize *everything* in the microwave?

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't eat anything cooked in a microwave used to disinfect things.

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    ArhomR
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good end to that Cat.

    Ryan King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all need to iron that thing out, it's got so many wrinkles.

    Hannah Marshall
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I did with an empty Worcestershire Sauce flavoured Walkers packet of crisps. For 40 seconds. Watched it ignite, as I was 8, immediately stopped the microwave. Told my dad it was "for science". Never did it again. I still have the shrunken packet! It's tiny.

    Kelsey Mahl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wanted ā€œhotā€ Cheetos šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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    #37

    Cooking Everyone Breakfast When The Glass From The Microwave Door Unexpectedly Fell Out

    Cooking Everyone Breakfast When The Glass From The Microwave Door Unexpectedly Fell Out

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    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least this one wasn't our person's fault...the food gods decided they weren't allowed to prepare breakfast.

    Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least you weren't using the microwave to cook breakfast in ;)

    Carole Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do people install them above cookers, the heat from below cant be good for it

    Ally Kaye
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the bright side.....those hash browns look really good!!! Eat around the glass šŸ‘

    Rebecca McManus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do people put the microwave above the cooker?

    The Hufflepuff Bookworm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, stove under the microwave! What. Or is this just a north American thing that I am too British to get?

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    #38

    My High Brain Learned That Bowls Get Hot In The Microwave

    My High Brain Learned That Bowls Get Hot In The Microwave

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you remember when microwaves came out they were like 'yeah, even the dish doesn't get warm, only the food'? What happened?

    David Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. This is your Mac & Cheese on your brain on drugs. Any questions?

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you should not put your microwave so high up.

    Paige Garberding
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Microwave safe dishes - MARKED AS SUCH - are the only suitable vessel. Older items aren't made for microwaves.

    Patty Stier
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind the mess on the stove top - how's the sore burnt hands that took the bowl out?

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not smoke and cook/nuke. That's what chips and delivery are for

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    #39

    Another Case Of Someone Microwaving Money To "Sanitize It"

    Another Case Of Someone Microwaving Money To "Sanitize It"

    I work at a bank. We are still open through the drive up. Someone literally microwaved their money to "Sanitize it" and sent it to us to deposit into their account....I can't. They said "I'm sure some of it isn't usable but whatever you can deposit into my account, please do."

    Shanna Leigh Kilchesky Report

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the money is still more than half viable, then the bank should be able to take it. After they make the deposit, it is then sent to the government to be destroyed since they can't use them again. For destroyed coin, they write them off and throw them away unless it's a large amount. Those they can refuse. This is what was done years ago when I was a teller

    Jessica Nametz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, this person lucked out by having the scorch marks on one side, over 50% of the bill is still usable and therefore they will still get the credit for it.... I worked in a bank and someone brought in a $20 bill split completely in half and tried to get two bills out of it

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what goes through people's minds when they attempt to "sanitise" their money? i-am-so-sm...669109.png i-am-so-smart-i-am-so-smart-s-m-r-t-i-6940357-5f3c04b669109.png

    NamiKoa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch, that's a lot of money, too.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they hold down a job that pays money?

    Joyce Brazel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I JUST WASHED MINE IN THE WASHIG MACHINE..

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    #40

    So I Guess It's Not Microwave Safe. Veggies Were Still Good Though

    So I Guess It's Not Microwave Safe. Veggies Were Still Good Though

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    Lululoohoo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no the veggies were not still good! You just ate so much leached chemicals

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of which are entirely harmless to the average human in small doses. As long as they aren't doing this every day they'll be perfectly fine.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably is "microwave safe" the problem is it imploded because you didn't vent the steam. Steam vented under the seal while it was pressurized, the bowl then collapsed as the temperature dropped.

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you ALWAYS look on the box or container for a note as to "microwave safe." If it has no note, for or against, DO NOT USE IT IN THE MICROWAVE.

    Diane Patrick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER microwave in plastic! So unhealthy.

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Open the lid next time before you nuke. This should also help

    LaWanda Nepstad
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't look like the lid was loosened. That may be what caused the problem.

    yuri Snyder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The container is safe but you have to prop the lid

    Ryan King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A yes, a food container using curvilinear forms. Very modern, 10/10.

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    #41

    Chocolate, Metal Top, Microwave

    Chocolate, Metal Top, Microwave

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    #42

    Learned The Hard Way About Attempting To Microwave Quinoa. Let’s Just Say We’re No Longer Friends

    Learned The Hard Way About Attempting To Microwave Quinoa. Let’s Just Say We’re No Longer Friends

    lolwhatmufflers Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boiling anything in a microwave requires a MUCH bigger bowl than you thought it would.

    #43

    I Made A Mug-Cake. I’m 27

    I Made A Mug-Cake. I’m 27

    i_ampotat Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's looking more like mud cake.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find as a rule of thumb, use a container at least twice as large as recommended.

    #44

    My Mom Works At The Bank, Today An Elderly Couple Gave Her Microwaved Money, Thinking It Will Clean It From Coronavirus

    My Mom Works At The Bank, Today An Elderly Couple Gave Her Microwaved Money, Thinking It Will Clean It From Coronavirus

    ronderon Report

    Lisa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Facebook posts. Aren't they fun? Money contaminated? Microwave it, kills all germs (fire does kill germs). Cellphone need a charge? Microwave it! (Dunno who or why someone thought up this one.

    jtrisn1
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fear makes people do the stupidest things

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seems to be a world wide problem...

    John Bell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I don't think microwaves kill the virus anyway. Lol

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    #45

    Making Soup In The Microwave

    Making Soup In The Microwave

    JoinTheBattle Report

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the glass bottom plate? It didn't have one?

    Ivy Zhang
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea, it gets really annoying. my microwave is like that and whenever. heat something up i have to open it halfway, turn it around, are turn it back on

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    #46

    I Tried To Make Rice In The Microwave And My Plastic Container Melted

    I Tried To Make Rice In The Microwave And My Plastic Container Melted

    GoshtoshOfficial Report

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Invest in a rice cooker with a steamer. They cook rice just like Asian restaurants and are fantastic. One and a half cups of water per cup of rice. (Eg. two cups of rice = three cups of water, etc). Vegetables such as broccoli, carrots or broccolini are placed in the steamer above the rice. Set and forget. Automatically turns off from Cook to Keep Warm. Every Asian home has one and most Australian homes too. Nobody I know of cooks rice in a microwave.

    B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plastic bowl, plastic lid with holes in it. Put rice in, cover with twice as much water, dash of salt, microwave on full for 8 minutes, stir, then another 7 minutes. Perfect fluffy rice every time. Been doing this for the past 8 years, never had an issue.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they not put any water in the container?

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rice gets insanely hot in microwave.

    #47

    Went To Replace Microwave, It Fell On Our Stove

    Went To Replace Microwave, It Fell On Our Stove

    LifeHydra Report

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at all the money you saved installing your own microwave.

    #48

    Cooking Fail. Thought I Hit Microwave. Hit Oven Instead

    Cooking Fail. Thought I Hit Microwave. Hit Oven Instead

    behr09 Report

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