Well technically he is telling the truth. He doesn't have a girlfriend. Anymore.

Best response ever 🤣

Don't do that *_* stuff with people you're not familiar with. It's awkward to do it randomly

*runs away*

Quite frankly ick

I remember when I first noticed that stupid uwu thing back in the early 2000s. Hated it then as a teen, hate it now as an adult. It's not cute, stop doing it. It's creepy af.

Ugh, guys, never - and I mean NEVER - send a text like that. It's pure cringe.

spewed last night's dinner tomorrow.

*gags* WHY MUST YOU TYPE SUCH THINGS

This "aw shucks, acts shy" act is very creepy. If you're doing this know that doing this is a not a good move.

What a rude response...

They aint messing around with this one

Yeah, that is totally creepy! WTF? My husband said he used to do that in online video games. That is totally different. Icky

In a way I kind of get these, but that's just way over the top. As for *nuzzles you gently* that's creepy Even if the other person had feelings for them 😱🤢

Saw right through that bullshiy.

There is a time and place for roleplaying and it is not THIS.

Only one possible response to that tripe…..and that was it

Do men actually believe this is a good opening?! It's lame.

Yes !!!

Honestly I laughed so hard

Didn't see that coming!

I saw the astrix and knew I was going to cringe

Why are so many of these cringey texts coming from the people who sent the cringey texts in the first place...even if it's a joke, are you proud of that?? I would die

The person could've made it too, if they didn't use the fukin asterisks and the UwU

Please, someone tell these guys this is soooo creepy.

This message is so creepy

vomit.

It is so cringey when guys do that

What is wrong with this kind of people 🫤??!! Why do they write like this!! So extremely cringe my body want to curl up in a fetal position 😩!

See, children, when someone like this pops up in your life, you have to do the right thing... the only right thing is to reject them in the most creative way possible! Or do this too I guess.

The response!! Love it!

"Nuzzles you gently" always gives me a cringe

Not the blushing face "U///U" man use emojis

Ok, does anyone have a moron - English translator please?? Can't understand a word they said, unless it's just my age....??

Do people really talk like this? That's pathetic.

*Calls vet to get creep neutered*

Bloody furry

No, the holebowl is a colander, this is a screenbowl.

Call the ICU, 4th degree burn victim incomming

Some of these are very creepy, but this one is funny!

“AI will take over the world!” AI:

that's utterly adorable

Oof

Think before you speak/text.

Damn your gonna need some ice after that burn 🔥