I rather think it should be Pigeon Lady denies being Piers Morgan. She's a nice person

Just own it! You are NOT convincing anyone...

Glad they realised

Well now they can see clearly :)

Go Derek.

“Sorry it’s not working out. It’s not you, it’s me.”

What has Mary been doing to get so popular, or do I not want to know.

"Erected" in Bell End?

Scummy thing to do.

Apparently (just for some additional context) it's not unique to the monarch. Traditionally, the hive has to be told about changes to the head of the household in order not to upset the queen (bee in this case). Hives would be told all kinds of gozzip. Beekeepers are an odd bunch

Did she choose to wear Peppa's dress deliberately?

Did the photographer sneak up on him in his own kitchen?

Ok, so I really needed context for this one: A woman who sent threats to her ex partner via his dog's Facebook page even though she was banned from contacting him has been sent to prison.

It'll be on Airbnb by the end of the week

Shucks, I can't unsee him now

McChopper

I suppose putting ketchup on your pasta will get you banned too

Gnocchi goes great with gravy, just saying.

pasta with gravy is delicious. actually.

Gravy is the best. Sono pazzi questi Itali. ;)

I would ban her

Not every pasta dish is Italian? Many noodle dishes go with gravy. Beef stroganoff?

(Currently trying to figure out the difference between bolognese and gravy)

Fair's fair. So everyone EXCEPT this lady should now be banned from Italy.

I serve my stew over pasta when I don't have the patience to make rice. It's yummy. Fight me.\

Gravy is good on any food, even ice cream.

I need to try this, being banned from an entire country would easily be the most interesting thing about me.

So, no mashed potatoes?

...HeEh??

As she should be.

Wouldda been okay if she'd added some eel. Then they'd say "that's a moray"!

It's all good. Throw a little cheese curd on it and she can make a living selling it in Canada.

So they don't know about pineapple yet?

This reminds me of some posters who flip out over certain foods/s.

I love red sauce, but that looks delicious ... I'd drink beef gravy out of an old shoe!

I’d try this

Been there, done that. It's not that disgusting. I even eat pasta with black pudding, bacon and applesauce. I don't think anyone else has ever tried this combo.

Would I get banned for eating tinned pasta?

that is why I only put mayo & mustard on my pasta

Where can I sign up for this cult?

Oh how the turns have tabled

They should give her free groceries for the free advertisement

Who's a good beast of Hackney Marshes?

In Cornwall, Santa really takes the naughty list seriously

I'm using this one 😁