I rather think it should be Pigeon Lady denies being Piers Morgan. She's a nice person

Just own it! You are NOT convincing anyone...

Glad they realised

Well now they can see clearly :)

Go Derek.

“Sorry it’s not working out. It’s not you, it’s me.”

What has Mary been doing to get so popular, or do I not want to know.

"Erected" in Bell End?

Scummy thing to do.

Apparently (just for some additional context) it's not unique to the monarch. Traditionally, the hive has to be told about changes to the head of the household in order not to upset the queen (bee in this case). Hives would be told all kinds of gozzip. Beekeepers are an odd bunch

Did she choose to wear Peppa's dress deliberately?

Did the photographer sneak up on him in his own kitchen?

Ok, so I really needed context for this one: A woman who sent threats to her ex partner via his dog's Facebook page even though she was banned from contacting him has been sent to prison.

It'll be on Airbnb by the end of the week

Shucks, I can't unsee him now

McChopper

I suppose putting ketchup on your pasta will get you banned too

Where can I sign up for this cult?

Oh how the turns have tabled

They should give her free groceries for the free advertisement

Who's a good beast of Hackney Marshes?

In Cornwall, Santa really takes the naughty list seriously

I'm using this one 😁

Whoop whoop 🙌

That's a bit ruff

Priorities. 🤣

It's Hull...

Modern day Cinderella.

stupid people!

Be honest guys - this could have happened to all of us. ;)

It's a spin-off called Sunday Drivers

Give 'em a plastic bowl filled with a cold tin of baked beans and a plastic spoon

I hope the dog was given a breathalyser too 🐶 🍷 🍺

Then compounded the trauma by trying to wash it down with a pint at London prices

Make it a regular thing, like The Ashes

😆

Is it those hot towels? Some are lemon scented. I must admit I once was very close to putting one in my mouth. I thought at first glance it was a cake with shredded coconut. It looked delicious. th-641d534...09542.jpeg

Appalling! Where's the spirit gone of a nation that gave us Boaty McBoatface?

In fairness, I'd probably say a bit more than that

Easily done. Her left eye is looking in a different direction from the right one.

Me thinks that maybe they are just 3 'a bit little' drunk men

Ain’t no friend anymore

"Be off with you odorous gimp! Take this cigarette and safe journey! Now, begone!"

This is it, this is my favourite, 'twas the onion rings wot did it

How much did it sell for?

Had to google 'OnlyFans'. Not a thing in Germany. At least not in my age group.

That makes no sense to me

Obviously the person doesn't know what Rod looks like

….ok….I think they too this to a rather worrisome extreme