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Meme culture has so deeply permeated the digital world that at this point, you could put two people on a deserted island and they would be drawing memes in the sand about their experience within a few days.
The aptly named “Men’s Humor” Instagram page is dedicated to memes and posts that exemplify the sorts of things guys find funny. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments section below.
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Huddo's sister 8 months ago
Every time there is a data hack I feel more justified for feeling this way and limiting things as much as possible.
Libstak 8 months ago
Exactly, I have so many people think I'm bizarre in not accepting apps and locations etc for anything. I have enough invasive emails from my utilities that I allowed direct debit for, every freaking day my in box jumps by 50 or emails, all marketing b******t. I'm done.
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Gregory Garcia 4 months ago
Download Brave. Its German, they have dtricter rules
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Science Nerd 8 months ago (edited)
About every six months, I get a notification that my personal information may have been leaked and I will be enrolled in some plan to protect my identity for the next year. Maybe this type of insurance should just be s government program given to everyone permanently.
urbeinghunted 25 8 months ago
I don't want to be f*****g stalked and have my own phone used against me 😖
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Dawn Marie 8 months ago
My favorite line: "The conversation may be over, but the dialogue lingers on."
Gloria Golden 8 months ago
I'm a 71-year-old woman. Back in high school my face wasn't very pretty (acne) but my body was well proportioned. I was walking to my next class one day and one guy said to another (about me) "I'd like to put a bag over her face and fu(k her!" I will never forget that.
Dorothy Smith 3 months ago
Weird how those comments stay with you thru the years. I also have several. Too skinny.
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I was coaching rugby for U7 and there was this boy with ADHD who would often act out and stuff. Nobody was really "mean" to him or anything but it was clear he didn't fit in. I know as a coach, I wasn't meant to have "favourites" but I'll never forget the time during a drill where they had to pair up, the best player on that team, Cooper, saw the boy struggling and walked up to him and taught him the skill we were doing better than I did and with more patience than I'll ever have in a lifetime. They were great mates from then on.
Gisergraphis 8 months ago
I was pretty lucky to be blessed with a personality where I tend to blend in with whatever group I was hanging with, so nobody really messed with me in school. Kind of Zelig-like. Now my extended family on the other hand.
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OWL ON A MISSION 8 months ago
We humans have some strange ideas sometimes. WTH would I want to go to a pool party and not get in the pool?
LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
I'm an adult and the only way I would interpret the phrase "pool party" is "party where people can swim in the pool"! A pool party where no one uses the pool (or apparently expects to use the pool) is weird XD
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Pirate Luxe 8 months ago
Bunch of other husbands glaring at their wives saying "seeeeeee... I shoulda worn my suit"
Jenna Kay 4 months ago
I went to one of these "adult pool parties" where they served cocktails and drank bourbon, and everyone was dressed in "rich people" summer clothes. Y'all, I am NOT rich, I don't own these kinds of things, I only went because my SO had to attend, as it was being hosted by some executive at his job who liked my hubby. I'll thank you all to know I wore my bathing suit and enjoyed my margaritas in the pool, with my husband and one other couple, who were just your average working people too!!
Daniel Ralph 7 months ago
Sounds more like a cocktail party near a pool. Unless a cocktail party is a party near cocktails but no one actually drinks cocktails.
Gracie Mae 8 months ago (edited)
all the other husbands are side-eyeing their spouses & saying through clenched teeth, "that could be me, but you said no one would actually be in the pool!"
Guy humor is a quirky breed all its own, often revolving around the art of exaggeration, a fondness for the absurd, and a knack for turning even the simplest situation into a wild story. It’s the kind of humor that thrives on deadpan delivery, think of the guy who recounts his epic backyard barbecue adventure as if he’d just returned from a daring expedition into the wild, complete with heroic near-misses and a mysterious disappearance of the condiments.
One of the unique charms of guy humor is its love affair with the mundane. A broken lawnmower or a misplaced remote can suddenly become the centerpiece of an outrageous tale that leaves you laughing not because the story is entirely believable, but because the storyteller insists on treating it like the discovery of the century.
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Scott Rackley 8 months ago (edited)
That's not all he did. Look it up, Mr. I was a hell of a guy. This story is wrong on a point however. Rosa's apartment was attacked and Mr. I put her up in a better apartment in a safer place in Detroit and footed the bill for it.
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Emabelle Backer 8 months ago
that is soo cute i wish i had a picture of my grandpa teaching me how to ride horses🥺
urbeinghunted 25 8 months ago
There was this blue ute that was always parked in the driveway of a house three blocks down from my house. It was never moved in the six years I've lived there. Now three years later, I looked on Google Earth. Guess what? Still there.
Gregory Garcia 4 months ago
For all those young enough, SPEND as much time with your grandparents before they go. I dont miss mine because I spent too much time with them.
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Linda Lee 8 months ago
Oh my. I hope I don't cause a rif in their marriage. Best wishes, Linda
Richard Iachetta 8 months ago
You keep that up and one day you are going to have to say "Linda would never point a loaded gun at me"
Gregory Garcia 4 months ago
The Roses looks like a remake of War of the Roses from the 80s
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Marie BellaDonna 8 months ago
My husband's imaginary girlfriend is named Alisha. My imaginary boyfriend is Tyrone. They get blamed for a lot of stuff, lol.
Maples Dad 8 months ago
I've had crazy dreams where I have a wife and child, a few times and it's always those 2 exact people. In reality I'm gay so I don't know what those dreams mean but in the few seconds after waking up I miss my wife and kid!
Gregory Garcia 4 months ago
Married in a previous life maybe? My nightmares tend to be about ghosts just watching me 🤔🤷 Also since youre gay and presumably dressed to the nines, explain gay pool parties where no one gets in the pool.
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D Gibson 8 months ago
Same. I lost my mom before I was old enough to tell her how special she made my childhood. I stopped celebrating Xmas after I realized it would never be the same without her. I try to make Xmas special for my nephews, (who never knew my mom & dad) & their bdays, too. I was so lucky to have such a real childhood.
Gregory Garcia 4 months ago
Lucky you. The men in my family are/were mostly PTSD war vets. I did my best to give my nieces a better childhood than I had.
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Yeah, now that my mom's parents are gone, the family has dispersed, I quit Church and holidays entirely.
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Notme 8 months ago
When I get impatient with my now elderly and very difficult mother I try to remind myself this.
Gregory Garcia 4 months ago
Lol. My mother 73 has some kind of dementia like her mom who died at 85, and I never know what age my mother will act like. I'm the only one with the patience to put up with her, but I have my days too 😄😄😄
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HistoryNerd 8 months ago
Mom and Dad in my case. Got a great pic of my dad trying to assemble mousetrap for four-year-old me 🩷🩷🩷
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Panda McPandaface 8 months ago
Any photo that makes you smile at a fond memory is among the best.
Gregory Garcia 4 months ago
Looks like the one time I went to the Grand Canyon and it was clouded over... In Summer!
urbeinghunted 25 8 months ago
Who said the shark was stupid? I say otherwise. Ur son is cool bananas!
It’s humor that thrives on shared experiences, inside jokes, and a mutual understanding that sometimes the simplest observations, like the way a beer foam behaves when poured just right, are the most hilarious. In the end, guy humor is all about finding comedy in everyday life, no matter how trivial the subject, and sharing that absurdity with others who get it.
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Huddo's sister 8 months ago
I'm certain this is why I got away with coming to maths late so many times in my last year. Teacher knew once I was there, I would just sit and do the work, going ahead of people often. I didn't have any friends in the class so I didn't even chat when I finished the work. Usually I just read the novel I brought with me. I always hated maths and when I was put into a higher level I struggled. Then I did the basic class in year 11 & 12 and somehow it ended up being my highest mark. Even though I had forgotten my notebook for our open book exam and went through the first 20 minutes without it, until my teacher, who went to my house to get it, dropped it in.
Tessa 8 months ago
That’s a special teacher, taking the extra step to help!
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Bec 8 months ago
My brother got in trouble in the 3rd grade because they were coloring and he just colored everything green. The teacher said it was unacceptable but he knew it was just busy work. Similarly, I was out of school for a few weeks due to chickenpox jn 3rd grade and came back to lots of work to be made up, including coloring pages for a holiday that had already passed - really?
Tom Brincefield 8 months ago
In grade school I would put books inside our textbooks and read them in class. I thought I was really smooth, until I heard a classmate complain to the teacher she shouldn't get in trouble for doing something instead of her classwork, because I was always reading in class. The teacher said when she got grades like mine, she could do other things too. Guess I wasn't cooking anyone.
Marie BellaDonna 8 months ago (edited)
God I always freaking hated those little àss-kisser tattletales. Like mind your own dàmn business, Betty Sue.
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Asmodeus Hare 8 months ago
I had a teacher like that. 1st grade. After a week of me finishing the days work in an hour, she started giving me it in triplicate... 2 hours later done. Finally she started making me stare at an X on the board and if she thought I was looking away, she'd smack me with a metal yardstick. Principal was sitting in the back one day and watched it live to prove me a liar but heard the impact. She snuck to the door and closed it loudly and confiscated the yardstick.... nothing more said so this continued for the year.
Marie BellaDonna 8 months ago (edited)
I had a manager like that. I worked a drive-through, and was always friendly and efficient, and fast. Which was why I got stuck in the back drive through all the time, all alone, for my whole shift. I had quite a bit of downtime between customers, and it got boring back there. I couldn't walk away and help in other areas of the store, because I have to be right by the register, to answer the headset when it goes off. And there's only so much (read: almost nothing) store related that I can do while I'm stuck back there. So I passed the time between customers by working my cross stitch, or playing mindless games on my phone. Plus doing those things helped soothe my ADHD, and kept my anxiety down by helping me think about other things besides my stress or how long before I could go home. Nobody else, no other manager, even my GM, ever had a problem with that. I was good with the customers, got nearly every other correct, solved problems on my own without needing to yell for anyone, my money was always right. Basically, I'd been doing this for years, and they knew I could ace it, and they didn't have to worry about me. Well, this particular manager came to my shift from another, after 3 years of being there with no problems, and all my other managers loving me. And she had a problem with EVERYONE. I tried to keep a low profile. But she set her sights on me. She didn't like that I sat in a chair at the register, but she couldn't do anything about that, because I had a doctor's note. So then she took aim at my cross stitch and phone. She tried to confiscate my cross stitch. I marched right into the office and took it right back. She turned the GM against me, and got him to approve TWO write ups in one night! And this woman actually told me that I was supposed to sit there and stare at the blank white wall! For 8 hours straight!! None of the other managers, the ones who stood up for me before, would say a word. I quit that job in big part because of her. I live in a small town, and I've seen her a few times. This bítch has the balls to act like we're best friends or something, and she misses me so much. Lmao I DO NOT miss her and I am SO GLAD to be away from that place!!
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Felecia_1986 8 months ago
Yep. Ran afoul of a teacher in 6th grade about this. They had these reading modules in color-coded boxes. The term started in early September and I'd completed all the years' worth of modules before Halloween....and then the fun started. With the first F I'd ever got on a report card! F for effort and I'd completed all the assignments with 100%. Then the teacher (allegedly) copped an attitude at a parent conference. Nowdays, there are words for what came down on this guy "Karen", "Tiger Mom" and "Miranda Priestly" and so on, but they don't quite convey the level of h-e-double hockey sticks that came down on this teacher!. First, my mom (district music teacher, but still a teacher), my grandma (retired, but first female high school principal in her home state, with a list of qualifications and certifications as long as your arm), and finally, the middle school principal who was our next door neighbor....poor guy didn't know what hit him.
Alison Hobbs 8 months ago
Just got engaged and met his ex-girlfriend. She asked to see my (diamond solitaire) ring then said "you'll have to tell me the name of the stone, I don't know the names of the cheap ones". I burst out laughing and have been looking for an opportunity for 50 years to use it on someone else 😂😂
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Jayeff Vee 8 months ago
I took my wife to the emergency room. As she was answering the intake questions, they asked if she was married. She said Yes. I turned to her and said, You're Married?!
Gracie Mae 8 months ago
If he was quick, he'd have said, "As soon as you tell your husband it's mine!"
Rob Williams 8 months ago
Many years ago I had some injections before a tropical holiday. A short while later my friend and I were in a lift in a department store and she said "Are you ok? You look a bit pale and clammy." I replied "I think it could be the yellow fever." There were some startled looks in that lift!
Doodles1983 8 months ago
Me and partner. Airport bus. "I'm so glad I met you, when you dated my mum." The just sit back and watch people react/get awkward /laugh. Etc.
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Panda McPandaface 8 months ago (edited)
I had to wear a tie to school as well, and in my early working life - never worn one for 40 years since. I'd kind of like to get all gussied up now!
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Gregory Garcia 4 months ago
I cant remember how to tie a tie unless Im slightly drunk. Havent worn one in 10+ years.
urbeinghunted 25 8 months ago
I had to watch a video to teach my brother bc the boys at our school had to wear ties from year 3 onwards. I learnt it. He never did. So guess who ties that stupid tie very morning?
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Thanos'Fingers 8 months ago (edited)
Electrolysis is the key for most metals. Salt water, a car battery, and some copper wires, you can clean away any rust in existence. Makes a 100yo cast iron look like it just fell off the line.
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Jen F 8 months ago (edited)
An actual "hack" that does work... soap, hot water and aluminum foil. If your accidentally burn something to your pan, especially the inside a little soapy water allowed to soak a good 10 mins or so scrubbed away with aluminum foil, rinsed and repeated as necessary works wonders.
Marie BellaDonna 8 months ago
My SPD couldn't handle the metal on metal scraping! Sets my teeth on edge and gives me chills just thinking about it, lol! Oddly enough, I can handle a metal wool scrubbie just fine...
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P R 8 months ago
The vinegar and baking soda together cancel each other, as an acid and an alkali. If you first use one, rinse, then use the other, will be much more effective. Also, the lighting differences here are like a plastic surgery or cosmetic ad: very low light for the "before", bright light for the"after".
keyboardtek 8 months ago
Oven cleaner will remove the burned on food grease and grime, but it will also mess up the aluminum. Then you need an orbital sander to smooth the aluminum.
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Andrew Arons 8 months ago
There's a webpage dedicated to "Cats Who Look Like Hitler", so why not one for "Cats Who Look Like Anti-Hitler"?
LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
My dad would have decreed PBR as the cheapest, crappiest beer when I was a kid XD Not sure what it would be nowadays.
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Misti Wilson 8 months ago
I love this, because it's so true!! It took me a long time to understand that my man means what he says no subtext intended, lol, manipulative people can mess you up, thank God for the good one's!
Pencil 8 months ago
@Nova yt I couldn't agree more. In my nearly 60 years of life, I've never known any women who talk or behave like that. But maybe I've just been lucky that my friends have all been functional adults and not sitcom characters from the 80s.
Tom Brincefield 8 months ago
It looks too me like Nova is responding to someone who is admitting sure did communicate like this to her SO. This is actually a dig at anyone who gets upset and then expects their friends & family to understand what's wrong without actually telling them. And in my nearly 63 years of life, I've seen both men & women act exactly like this.
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D Gibson 8 months ago
My bro's strict rules about communication are , "Say what you mean. Do what you say you will do. Never lie ,for any reason." 180 degrees from how my sisters & I communicated. I would like to be in touch with my bro' more , but most of the time I'm just too tired to tell the truth.
Bryn 8 months ago
turn around is fair play... It's because you pretend to be incompetent so she doesn't bother asking.
Jah ə 7 months ago
Since there was nothing in the post about incompetence, I can only assume you said that because all men pretend to be incompetent?
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
Yeah, no, it's not. A lot of guys actually do play video games.
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Scott Rackley 8 months ago
Einstein was wrong, the greatest force in the universe isn't compound interest, it's insider trading.
Historyherstory (old guy) 8 months ago
Career politicians should be forced to extinction. No, I am not advocating violence like whackjobs, but we the people should make it a reality.
QuincyForrest 8 months ago
Yes, the Congressional salary is $174, but remember most of these lawmakers are also lawyers with lucrative private practices, thus allowing for the McMansions.
Michael Largey 8 months ago
Most Congressmen were rich before they were elected. That's how they had money to run for office. And why, of course.
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Vicki Perizzolo 8 months ago
to be fair a lot of them were rich before they decided to go into gov't... unlike FOTUS47 and his massive corruption game.
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Dan St John 8 months ago
There is one sitting in our white house right now, destroying our democracy for his best buddy Putin.
Sheena Leversedge Wood 8 months ago
pretty much the exact thing our teacher told us in GCSE Biology.
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Mike F 8 months ago
And a new one in the mail every week, lol. And free for the taking just about everywhere.
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W. 5 6 months ago
My late mom was a boomer,she wasn't allowed to go to finish school or get an education because she was the daughter and the money had to be for her brothers, so she had to drop out of school to work hard. She never had a house or career. She had a s****y husband who beat and abused us. She worked all her life and then got cancer and died young. I never had the chance to make her life as awesome as I wanted to. Dont act as if all boomers were "rich" or well off.
Jason 8 months ago
Not a boomer but don't see why the hate. I mean it's the economy and the politicians in power, nothing to do with the people at the time lmao. Imagine if all the energy blaming each other went towards the politicians
CP 8 months ago
Who votes for the politicians with policies that hurt future generations?
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Nils Skirnir 8 months ago
No one bought a house with minimum wage jobs, even then. The key was that there weren’t as many minimum wage jobs and the government encouraged builders to create affordable housing. And we had nothing else to spend money on
Charlotte 8 months ago
What, no cars, clubs, clothes or airports where you lived? We had plenty else to spend money on!
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Joyce Brown 1 week ago
Oh Shayne. SOME Boomers got those things. Women and people of color had none o' that! We were still trying to achieve some semblance of equal rights. Women's salaries did not count towards the purchase of a house unless they were a nurse or a teacher. People of color were 'red-lined'. If they were allowed to buy a house, it was usually in a run down, undesirable area. Additionally, I bought a house on my own on two occasions: 1. A trailer on a 2/3 acre piece of property; after four years, my boyfriend left, and I couldn't afford the mortgage on my own. 2. A 94 year old duplex; I did my best to keep up with the repairs, but after ten years, it started falling apart. I had to get out before the structure failed. Loved both places. Completely out of my league both times. My former husband, on the other hand: Retired. Getting more than double what I get from social security. Paid off house. SOME boomers! Certainly not all.
Lorraine R 1 month ago (edited)
That's because when boomers were working THE MINIMUM WAGE WAS A LIVING WAGE, NOT A STARVATION WAGE. WRITE YOUR CONGRESSPEOPLE TO RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE TO $20 AN HOUR.
2WheelTravlr 3 months ago
We didn't buy a house and go to college on minimum wage. We rented an apartment with 2 bedrooms and 3 roomates and the one who got the "nice" bedroom was the one who had his parent's hand-me-down TV with a 17" screen, weighed 70 lbs, and only got 3 channels clearly. There were two others that would sometimes come in clear enough to watch something mildly interesting, but in reality if the tv was on during the day your choice was soap operas or Sesame Street. College was do-able for middle-class kids with help from small loans or parent's help but we still had to work a part time job during school or find a summer job that was backbreaking, dirty, and sometimes dangerous but it paid a little more than minimum wage and you could work 60 hour weeks. We didn't have a phone, if we needed to call someone we'd use the payphone, or write a letter. One of our roomates had a car if we were lucky, but it was some cheap pile o cr@p that never ran when you needed it.
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Karen Bryan 7 months ago
If it had been your mom, things might have gone another way.
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Michael Largey 8 months ago
Since it was 1945, many of them didn't live long enough to be affected.
Tom Brincefield 8 months ago
The picture as from 1945, I doubt she had s*x with all of them in just half a year.
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Maples Dad 8 months ago
I used a fake ID when I was just 15 to get a job in an gay nightclub! The ID was ridiculously fake, some English university 😂😂
urbeinghunted 25 8 months ago
I had a friend who was 16 at time time and his brother was 21. He looked 21 and his brother was shorter and chubbier and looked 16. At a dinner party, the waiter offered wine to the 16-year-old but when the 21 year old tried to order wine they made him show them his ID card. Makes me laugh every time
Urbangirlatl 8 months ago
SMH. Kids these days. Memorize EVERY bit of info, then know "your" zodiac sign and what year you graduated from high school. (I know, it wouldn't have helped OP, but he was clearly unprepared!)
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urbeinghunted 25 8 months ago
Nope it's the dad and the goose is camouflaged.
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Norm Gilmore 8 months ago
I'd be making helicopter noises and going wacka wacka wacka wacka...
Marie BellaDonna 8 months ago
My husband IS smaller than I am, buuut...he's got EXTREMELY brittle ribs (old injuries) and I've God bad knees and a bad back. So I don't think it's a good idea for us to even try this. Looks fun though! 😂
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OpheliaPoe 8 months ago
As a server I just told people our register/computer had a limit per person per table and I couldn't override it. They were usually drunk enough not to question it.
Kristina French 8 months ago
Kinda strange that in the very last Bored Panda I read, this exact image was changed to say "Chinese Buffet" at the top instead. FOR SHAME
Gregory Garcia 4 months ago
Its a Ralphie May joke. He was a very fat man.
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Got that once. After the fifth drink ordered. The head bartender asked the one who gave me it why. He said that was the fifth Shirley Temple he had so cutting him off. The head tender said "he is the designated driver and I hope to hell you were not putting alcohol in those shirleys." The tender realized I was still absolutely sober.
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ManuelQue 8 months ago
Because the Odyssey was a long and dangerous voyage. The dog would have been in danger and possibly more of a hindrance than a help.
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S Mi 8 months ago (edited)
Male privilege is not understanding the biggest threat to her safety is the person sitting at the table with her. (But i also don't think a date needs to pay for a friend's food)
Celtic Pirate Queen 8 months ago
I understand the safety aspect, but bringing another person on a date is just plain rude.
Trillian 8 months ago
What sort of protection would you need inside a restaurant? And if you need someone sitting at the same table to feel safe maybe you shouldn't be dating?
Dav Carro-Ripalda 6 months ago
I think you do have a huge problem to address in the US. Huge. Humongous.
Richienotsorich 6 months ago
I'd just be sitting there thinking a t*******e is on here, ruin the evening and end up alone!
Hetal Vyas 8 months ago
I went on a blind date years and years ago, I told my friends about it, so they went to the same place separately to make sure I was ok. I ditched the guy and we had a great night drinking and dancing
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Deborah B 8 months ago
You want to end up paying half your income to exes who despise you, to support children you don't parent? What exactly are you winning? STDs?
Poppy 8 months ago
Alexander the Great was bi at the very least, he was known to have relationships with both men and women. I doubt Waaandrew Twate would want to be equated to him.
Definitely a Human 8 months ago (edited)
Weird way to admit that no woman wants to stay with you long term...
Dariusz M. D. 8 months ago
If charges against him are proven, I hope he spends many years of his miserable life in jail.
Jaya 8 months ago
Giving your children a harder life on purpose, is not really the flex he thinks it is. Growing up without one of your parents is hard for kids, and growing up in 2 homes too. Obviously rerlationships don't always work out, no judgement about that. But to strive for it on purpose... Putting your own needs before your children's needs, isn't masculine, it's childish.
The Bearded Viking 8 months ago (edited)
Well while you're at it, let's say If you have séx with more than one woman against their will, you ARE a multiple rapíst! Hmmm...guess which one is the more agreeable to 99% of all people. Now...Mr Tate... on behalf of the women of the world, and the vast, vast majority of men too...please go fall off the face of the Earth and dìe a horrible deáth. Cheers
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Lady Eowyn 8 months ago
The ones I saw were wearing flip-flops or slides.
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Natalie H 8 months ago
MY SON…OMG we got into SO MANY arguments Every Single Day in wintertime over this!!! He insisted that he ‘didn’t get cold’ and vehemently refused to wear a coat. It drove me absolutely insane. He even went so far as to wear his shorts under his pants and would take his pants off at school, and when I ‘MADE’ him wear a coat, he would take it off and stuff it in his backpack as soon as he got out of my sight. It was so bad, that I finally just gave up when he reached the 9th grade. I figured fuq it, he’s old enough to call me if he gets hypothermia, & I’m not gonna have this frikkin stupid a*s argument anymore…he’d been doing this s**t behind my back for many years and hadn’t frozen to death yet…Fast forward 15+yrs..I was at his house last month, and he was fighting my 3yo grandson, who was violently (and comically) resisting, trying to make him wear a coat before leaving the house, bc it was cold af outside. I laughed and laughed 😂😂😂😂
Donna Peluda 8 months ago
Girls on a night out in York UK. Short skirts, no tights, high heels, icey pavements.
Forrest Hobbs 8 months ago
There are places in NW England where the girls on a night out have the short skirts and no tights like that, but *ALSO* leave their coats at home and you see them queuing up outside the nightclubs in the flippin' snow and just ask yourself "WHY?"🤯 - I mean, the lads are just as bad for not having coats, but at least they're wearing trousers and their shirts aren't so thin you can see through them...
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WFH Forever 8 months ago
Any college student in my town(About 20,000 of them) from roughly October to May.
Bonnie Buttons 8 months ago
Canadians. This was a common sight on campus on non-blizzardy days. And we were in southern Ontario where the winters were relatively mild.
Joseph Naputi 8 months ago
This was me in college. Before going out for a jog, I put on my sweatshirt on running shorts.
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Urbangirlatl 8 months ago
Who else had to look up where Le Mars, IA is? Those people are savage!
LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
It's not all that far from where I was born... I wonder if I have biological relatives there... would make sense, as this is my kind of sense of humor XD
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 8 months ago
Side note from someone who has never lived in snow: isn't there a website they have with a plowing schedule?
Michael Largey 8 months ago
They can't know in advance which areas will have heavy snow and which will have light. But you can be sure that the guy in charge of the snow plowing department gets his street plowed first.
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Pernille 8 months ago
So was I, I've never been more disappointed, every eventuality was planned for, and nothing happened.
Skip Buktis 8 months ago
Nothing happened because every eventuality was planned for
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Chris Robertson 8 months ago
Australian here. I SO wanted to organise New Zealand to turn all its lights and electronic gear off at midnight and watch the rest of the world panic. Sigh.
Gordon Guitar 8 months ago
I was too and to show you how silly it was (excepting Banks, etc.) I got $150.00 an hour for 6 weeks to program Cobol hacks to roll the dates over.
Motivated sloth 8 months ago
That was my best new years ever. I honestly barely thought about this and certainly wasn’t worried the world was going to end. Seems like people make a bigger deal about it now.
CrunChewy McSandybutt 8 months ago
It was a real threat. I mean, it was never going to be the apocalyptic hellscape that the media would have us believe, but it would have been difficult while they fixed the issue. But there was a large team of dedicated software engineers and data scientists that fixed the problem before it was a problem.
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Libstak 8 months ago
I was there, did my best to be rational and ignore the hype. Then on NYs eve, I caved and filled my bathtub with water, just in case.
Gracie Mae 8 months ago
I'm still laughing at the hype over this, and I was there (and in I.T.)
Margaret H 8 months ago
The best thing about those days was the brilliant little shareware game that, instead of becoming inoperable after a month, decided it was now 1900 and has settled itself securely on a USB for all eternity. And it still works, despite Microsoft updates, which is even more miraculous.
Foxglove🇮🇪 8 months ago
I guess we'll never know if it really was a problem and we did enough to fix it, or if it wasn't going to be a problem at all! I remember all the meetings and fixes we did the last couple of years before the turn of the millennium, all the
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Nova yt 8 months ago
My fav content right now on sm, is these dumpsters getting stuck in mud, snow, small hills and people ripping them apart with their bare hands hahaaha
Thanos'Fingers 8 months ago
How about the one that literally had the frame split in half as he drove into his own driveway? That's reliability if I've ever seen it.
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Scott Rackley 8 months ago (edited)
It is. Garage Beer Fridge is a sign a man has made it. As is the shop vac accomplishment I see you already have.
Marie BellaDonna 8 months ago
And the big red tool box, preferably Craftsman, but Snap-On is good too.
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Mary Green 8 months ago
It's not just for men. I love my garage fridge, it makes my life a better place to be.
Rebecca McManus 8 months ago
My parents used to put old fridges in the garage to store wine, they weren't plugged in but the insulation meant that they maintained a stable temperature, cheaper than a wine cellar
Natalie Kelsey 8 months ago
I heard an amazing song about a garage fridge by a guy at a Nashville bar once. I wish I could hear that again
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Dan Holden 8 months ago
I don't know why you're getting downvoted for this
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Luke Branwen 8 months ago
Right? I became utterly allergic to the term "friendzone".
Load More Replies... Jaya 8 months ago
Who says he's even into her? Some people are just great friends. If a woman takes her heartbroken friend out for food and a fun outing, everyone would think it's just a normal good friendship. But if a man does, he's automatically assumed to wanna date her? So weird.
YDNinja 8 months ago
It's on the same track of "If you're gay, we can't be friends or you'll hit on me"
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Sheena Leversedge Wood 8 months ago
I mean, maybe he's HER brother. and if he's not, then he's her friend, and that's fine.
Ogidi Girl 8 months ago
Why not take him for yourself? I am always surprised at how we spend time looking for 'LOVE' when we have the most compatible person in front of us. Excitement last for a short time and fades. Compatibility is forever.
Richard Smith 8 months ago
You have my sympathies, Austin. One day your kindness will leave you successful, divorced, and s******l.
luci (he/fae) 8 months ago
there's a difference between having friends and being friendzoned. the former seems rather alien to you.
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Owen 8 months ago
I feel like moving the clock would have been a smarter, easier solution. But I'm not a plumber.
geezeronthehill 8 months ago
You can find older clocks that were wired right into house current and rigidly mounted to the wall. Yes, I am old.
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Marie BellaDonna 8 months ago
Thank you for this!! This is exactly where my mind went too lol!!
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Callum Young 8 months ago
Yes, it is. Also embarrassing. Why would anyone feel it necessary to assist someone to manipulate another person by lying for them? It's not as if this gem of a guy is worth the time of day. Also, of course, one has to call BS: "surrounded by 3 girls" indeed. Written by an incel.
Load More Replies... God of Sarcasm 8 months ago (edited)
I don't have the energy necessary to mock a few of these posts. Here's a rabbit instead. 🐰
Marie BellaDonna 8 months ago (edited)
This would've been much better, IMO, if the OP had gone up to the GIRL, and pretended to know her. Stay just long enough for the other guy to leave. Then give her her space. Héll, that might have even gotten HIM her number. It certainly would've been better than assisting in the other guy's super lame lie. I'm mean, she's definitely gonna find out the truth. And where does that leave him? Some guys just want to get their "díck wet", and to héll with who they hurt in that pursuit...
CP 8 months ago (edited)
I don't know how i feel about this. I would feel much better if I knew OP informed the women of the ruse before letting it go too far.
Papa 8 months ago
Why? The women weren't interested in the guy until they thought he was rich and famous, so they don't come off looking good either.
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Sarah Bailey 8 months ago (edited)
Oh so very true, for me at least, it is the comfort I crave when when watching something for the 7482647383747 time. I believe it's a form of stim for my brain to decompress.
Load More Replies... Inigo Montoya 8 months ago
"These go.to 11." "try to realize the truth. There is no spoon." "it's just a flesh wound!"
Boo 8 months ago
"May the Force be with you", "That's no moon...", "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?", "No, I am your father", "Men should be like tissues...soft, strong and disposable", "You'll shoot your eye out".
Load More Replies... Auntriarch 8 months ago
Every time. Hopefully I will be forced to see the occasional new film and it will end up behind door 3
Rebecca Taylor 8 months ago
New films to violent or dirty. Friends suggestions alway questionable. Olf fave are always the best.
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Cindy Brick 6 months ago
It's like visiting the Hoover Dam, then talking about the dam store, the dam tour, the dam site, etc. etc. Feels great!!!
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Motivated sloth 8 months ago
It would be weird to imagine being a side character in your own story.
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Samantha Melnychuk 1 month ago
My school had the green as participation ribbons, must have been the first of their kind because I'm a geriatric millenial- got my first one in like, 1990. Only time I saw any other colour was if there were only that number of participants.
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Norm Gilmore 8 months ago
Yes, I know it's edited but dang those would be some awesome eggs on toast if they were actually that size!
Sue Phillips 8 months ago
Ahhh, egg on toast. Haven't had that since I was a kid when my grandfather made it for me.
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Nota Robot 8 months ago
The risk of lawsuits from the families of the terminally stupid though...
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Robert Millar 8 months ago
Yeah, Cornish tin miners, Cornish pasties, gay.
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Huddo's sister 8 months ago
This would be me as a parent, except most of the time my family don't bother wrapping things (weirdly, dad is the only one who always will).
OpheliaPoe 8 months ago (edited)
I'm my father's daughter. I grab all the wrapping paper and hoard it in a pile so when the trash bag comes out I'm ready and conquer all the wrapping paper in one armful. Also, as my mother's daughter I neatly fold all the gift bags as I open the gifts and stash the ones I like to take home and reuse next Christmas. My MIL and SIL do the same thing with gift bags, it is mutually understood that we will trade the same bags amongst ourselves over the span of many Christmases.
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Inigo Montoya 8 months ago
Happened to me once. And no it wasn't labeled as double -yolks. Obviously the egg producer screwed up because I got 12 double yolk eggs in a standard extra-large carton.
Motivated sloth 8 months ago
But…you can just buy them that way. He should read the carton before he buys the lotto ticket.
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Lorraine R 1 month ago
You can tell by her face that she thinks he is the problem, which, of course, he is.
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Hellcaste's Wife 8 months ago
That would be me in an argument with Mr Hellcaste. My kids say my comments/sarcasm could start wars if I wanted. LOL
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Richi Weiss 8 months ago
Had the same experience with "rich" ppl in Austria at a sportscar event, I was working as waiter. Those who will save up for years to finally buy that ferrari/Porsche or whatever are thise who are a real pain in the a. On the other hand we had one guy with the most expensive car out there that time, was the most laid back dude you can imagine. No problem if you get something mixed up with his orders or if it takes some time to get served because there where 400 ppl at that time in the dining hall.
turk 8 months ago
Are you actually trying to make the case that people who are more rich have more empathy? I guess you haven't heard anything about the state of the US recently.
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