Bwahahahahaha!!!

Never understood this myself. My college had a freaking NUCLEAR REACTOR but the football team was the focus of attention.

Perfection

He has all my respect for rescuing a black cat, which often get overlooked due to superstitious nonsense. Also, the cat's name is the best!

i have Duracell batteries best power you can get

Is this a custom model? The one that comes with an actual truck bed. I like the green, nice change.

Reminds me of the fact that Mr. Rogers always said when he fed the fish because a blind little girl asked him to so she'd know he was taking care of them.

Okay, this one did make me snort a bit.

And asking, "Would you like to tip your ATM?"

Explains a lot.

I so hope this is true.

This totally works! This should be higher!

I currently live in an apartment that has a heater that is at least 100 years old. Old fashioned hot water radiator. This building has outlived generations.

For real. Bacteria from gum disease can spread to your heart. Full stop.

Reminds me of Ferris Bueller. When you think about it, how many truly wonderful weather days are there in a given year? Not enough. Enjoy it when you can.

And it was DELICIOUS

Fair enough

Let's go get some tacos.

If that "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum" thing is still a part of it I'm keen.

Multicoloured Tanager

But what is that in trampolines and bouncy houses? /j

Tina should have reversed Uno and called him “now”.

If you order a salad, the romaine, butterhead, and arugula lettuce are all fine. Just avoid the iceberg.

I just had an awakening. FFS, why didn't I think of that.

Retiring to a remote Pacific right now sounds good.

THIS!!! And all while paying you less and making you spend more! Gas, parking, etc... Not to mention time, which is the most valuable of all the things unnecessarily spent!

Invest in Apple and use the money to run a proper anti Brexit campaign and stay in Europe.

Nothing wrong with that.

Be grateful he didn't put a pizza in the oven.

Chad knows his worth :D

I think that guy is now King of the Britons.

Liked Christmas songs until I got my first department store job. Same 12 songs over and over, shift after shift, for months! Started just after Halloween.

This person is the opposite of a Karen.

And in second place, NEPOTISM.

🖕🖕

I want teh Swedish poster for Speed on my wall right now!

Smooth!

This guy knows what he's about.

Mine is a car transporter with the ramps down, I wanna go full Dukes of Hazzard / General Lee over one of those things 😂😂

Not a cyber truck but they did manage to make it as ugly as one.

My kids aren't particularly loud (I'm not bragging, we're all just quiet, introverted personalities), but from the other side: my childfree neighbor had to have surgery out-of-town and a friend of hers apartment sat for her. He apparently threw a raging party one night. When she returned home and found out, she freaked out because she knows I have kids. She made a point of coming over and apologizing for her friend's thoughtlessness. I assured her that we hadn't even noticed because the kids were at their dad's that night and I work night shift, but I appreciated that she appreciated that I have kids and her friend's party might've disrupted our routine.

My Space was the first major social media site. But it had none of the c**p that we hate about Facebook.

If it's not a front it should be one in a novel or movie at least.

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Diabolical. True big brother stuff.my older brother 12 and I, 10, bought little bro, 7, a specific baseball mitt, wrapped it, and it sat under the tree to be felt, held, and touched by small hands. Christmas eve the grimy package was replaced by a stone of the same shape, with a cloth around it, and identically wrapped. Morning comes, 7 zooms to this package, tears it open, and stares in utter shock and disbelief. Even hard-hearted 12 couldn't keep this going, and he got the real package out from under the drape around the tree. 7 looked at it and unwrapped it, expecting another fraud, but was real. He kept that mitt locked to his body for days, not trusting us (with very good reason).

That looks like a pouched rat and they are sometimes pets. They're very good at sniffing out land mines too.

And on a paper plate. I can't even comprehend the riches on display here.

Surely that's an ex- caterpillar. Look at the treads on it.

There is a fine line between being funny enough to entertain your coworkers, but not funny enough to get a call from HR.