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Stolas 2 years ago
no higher than #1 (thought you would be happy to know its there now)
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Diolla 2 years ago
Unfortunately this isn't just the quality of the girlfriend but also causd by how Tinder seems to work..... I had a similar situation when I went on Tinder. Am a 57 year old woman. Male friends told me this is how it always is. New woman on Tinder = crazy amount of likes. Men have to work for likes.
Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago
They basically swipe right on everybody so they can get at least some matches. Some guys have told me that's how they operate.
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Jason 2 years ago
This is a better tip than any tik tok life-changing mind-blowing tip I have seen.
Shannon Mallory 2 years ago
I've been sewing all my life and I've never seen this and I want to know WHYYYYYYYYYYY, this is so brilliant!!! This should be everywhere!
Blackstone 2 years ago
Dude. I'm so using this from now on! I handsew a lot and I could have used this tip a long time ago.
Coyote Osborne 2 years ago
I wish I'd thought of that or someone had showed me that about 80 jillion stitches ago! Nice.
Paul Neff 2 years ago
This is something used by fabricators. It is a premeasured and convenient tool to use when setting things like this. For items not painted directly onto the person, we called them a 'jig'. (These types of tools predate standardized measurements, and were never completely replaced by them after)
sharyn turnicky 2 years ago
That is genius, I use my thumb to keep my hand stitches evenly spaced
#3
Mike Hunt 2 years ago
Give it a few more years and a small boy scout will visit him and they will end up on a magical adventure with their house lifted up by balloons looking for the snipe
The term “meme” was coined by Richard Dawkns. It is a shortening of the Greek word “mimeme”, which means “imitated thing”, and it was used by Dawkins to discuss a broad range of things that propagated across societies and cultures by imitation.
#4
BetterBitterButter 2 years ago
Me too! Thanks to Greta now I know who Andrew Tate is( I heard the name before but didn't know much). Like my life wasn't miserable enough that now I have to know this guy has followers? Greta how dare you? Also it was satisfying to see him getting owned.
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the_harbinger_of_doom s/t/h 2 years ago
it is an insult to gollum to be compared to tate the turd
Katy McMouse 2 years ago
I didn't know who this Tate guy is, so I googled him. Wish I hadn't. Smeagol couldn't be this evil if he tried.
#5
SCARYCLOWNBOY (he/him) 2 years ago
i can only imagine the kid's happy grin and giggles of happiness when the dad shows him the lil puppy!!
#6
Circular0rb 2 years ago
What the hell is wrong with people, who seriously could ever have a problem with two people in love getting married?
Marco Richter 2 years ago
yes seriously. Do not deny other people's happieness just because you are a miserable twät
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Natalie Kelsey 2 years ago
When I was a kid, people with Down Syndrome didn't have a long life expectancy, and I never saw elderly people with Downs. In my lifetime I've seen many people become healthy, happy elderly adults who are either independent, married or still living in their families. It's so wonderful to see
tom tucker 2 years ago
this, it just dint happen back in the day. those folks just didn't live as long because we didn't know how to take care of them. why marry if you're only gonna live til l 30? but so different now. so beautiful, and so genuine. love is the thing,
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Laughing otter 2 years ago
The excuse people used for this kind of discrimination was, "They won't be able to navigate life together." In the 70s and 80s, the expectations of what people with Down syndrome could accomplish were basically nil.
MrsFettesVette 2 years ago
Which makes zero sense to me, as at least here where I live (usa- new York), they would have plenty of assistance- financial, medical, and social. Their needs would be met- they'd probably have a caseworker who helps them navigate life. I'm not saying this as a negative, but as a positive. A lot of the stresses most couples might have wouldn't even exist. (My upbringing and work background consist of a lot of experience in special needs and ARC work and I've seen couples like this before. At least here if they want to get married, they can- developmentally disabled single adults even get things like sex education here, as they should).
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Missi Boness 2 years ago
Couple that are black and white told the same thing. Couple that are gay told the same thing. Love is love. Let people BE HAPPY.
Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦 2 years ago
For those unaware, the husband (whose name is Lou, IIRC) passed away a few years ago. Their relationship is beautiful.
Snazzy Smurf 2 years ago
Some underestimate the capabilities and capacities of people with Downs and those folks couldn't be more wrong.
Dawkins’ definition includes things like songs and dances, recipes, and even architectural techniques like the technology required to build an arch. Given what we see on TikTok and other social media platforms, of course, some of those definitions extend to the present day.
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RavenTheCat 2 years ago
I don't quite like abbreviations myself even though im guilty of them too, anyways admittedly this post took a good moment to understand until i saw this comment ^^
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Kitten Fenerty 2 years ago
I had a daughter with severe DS. Sadly she would never have been able to experience something like this. Covid took her from me in 2018. This touches my heart in many ways.
baby frog 2 years ago
i genuinely cannot tell rn who has downs, but they are both beautiful. congrats!
Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈 2 years ago
A toast to there smile my it always be bright A toast to there love my the ember forever burn bright A toast to happiness that they bring 🥂
Gemini_Panda_83 2 years ago
I helped my grandmother take care of her sister that had Down syndrome. Hers was severe. Non-verbal. But she was the sweetest person I've ever known. We played Barbies and with stuffed animals all day. She could comprehend how to play card games also. But Dominoes was her game. She passed at age 56 and we found about 100 notebooks filled with what looked almost like binary codes. Just a bunch of lines in different sequences. I know that was her way of communicating but I wish we could have figured out her key to the code.
Danish Dynomummy 2 years ago
My uncle (mothers brother) is also non-verbal, but we grew up learning his ways of communication. He lived with my grandma til she passed away i '12. We are all close with him, and there isnt a single day where he is not visited by family in the secured facility he lives in now. He is 59 now and he has also always written in different sizes of Lines.
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Laughing otter 2 years ago
After my mom died, my dad placed pictures of her on the table every time he ate. They were married for over 65 years.
Grace Smith 2 years ago
Instant lump in my throat. I would like to ask to sit with him and hear their love story.
Today, internet memes include a dizzying array of phrases, images, GIFs, videos, formats, and yes, even dances, that people imitate, create, and consume on a massive scale.
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Nikole 2 years ago
Ohhh my heart, the episode where he gave his teddy eyes for Christmas, put them on him, and then waved hello!
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RavenTheCat 2 years ago
I am a cat and i upvoted this image and your opinion
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Penguin Panda Pop 2 years ago
None of this seems true. They all weaken everything seems more accurate, but I'm not a doctor or a scientist so I'm prepared to be wrong.
UpQuarkDownQuark 2 years ago
It feels like a punch card of unhealthiness, and I think I’m due a free sub.
#13
Natalie Kelsey 2 years ago
Well, Australia's white people started out as a prison colony, maybe they brought deer
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
Well actually deer are an introduced species to Australia! (and like most introduced species the population boomed out of control)
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Not wrong, actually: Australia was founded as a prison colony. Kangaroos fill the ecological niche occupied by deer among placental mammals.
Rose Richardson 2 years ago
Not to be that guy but Australia wasn’t founded by the English and Dutch. It’s been occupied for thousands of years by Indigenous Australians and roos have been around for a long time. I’m Aussie
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David Paterson 2 years ago
Kangaroos are safer than deer. Much safer. For starters, the don't have antlers.
LazyStream 2 years ago
Yeah but they are so dumb around cars that it compensates!
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Tim Scott 2 years ago
I love it too. But the poster is lying. A hs friend of mine built this for another hs friend of mine over a decade ago. It's been all over the internet, including on BP. https://www.boredpanda.com/jaws-baby-crib-shark-attack-joseph-reginella/
Christmas love 2 years ago
Sad that the credit for this adorable idea is being denied to your friend
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Jason 2 years ago
My son would probably volunteer to sleep in this now even. It's pretty awesome
DarcyRose 2 years ago
Your son! Hell, I'm a full grown adult and I'd try to aqueeze my a**e in it. Love it
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Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago (edited)
One day he will throw his bottle into the shark's mouth and his first words will be "Smile you son of a b**ch"
Tim Scott 2 years ago
Also this poster is lying. This bed was made by a high school friend of mine for another high school friend of mine. That baby is now a teen. The creator is an artist that also makes fake memorial statues and places them around NYC. https://www.boredpanda.com/jaws-baby-crib-shark-attack-joseph-reginella/
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StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
Just wanted to tell you that your username is genius. Ok bye now
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Rae Ramirez 2 years ago
I knew my son had a girlfriend because he came home with a hair tie that was not one of mine! He does have long hair, so it was understandable, but it was girly AF when I asked him about it with smile on his face was just as big as this boy here!
#16
MrsFettesVette 2 years ago
One of the best professors I've ever had, Darlene Walsh (love you Professor Walsh- she told us after we graduated to just call her "Darlene" bc we were colleagues, but I could never do it- I always wanted to be as respectful as possible to this smart, talented, kind lady), used to tell us that we don't need to know everything, or remember every answer- we just need to know where to go to get information we need. And I think about that, or explain that to my patients, just about every day (almost 20 years later).
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Crystal Kelley 2 years ago (edited)
THIS!!!!!!! You're not actually learning the information. You're memorizing it. In a few years or maybe months, more than likely, you would not be able to apply it to any situation because it's already gone from your brain.
Me. Just Me. 2 years ago
I often forgot some of the next week as I cramming more information into my brain for the next exam. And it was all over if all this memorization was on the final.
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Booker 2 years ago
As a math and science teacher for more than 25 years, I agree! It takes tremendous effort on the teacher's part to effectively structure a test for this. Students that want to learn the material like and do well on well structured open book tests. Students less interested in the subject would much rather have closed book multiple choice and true/false tests.
Missi Boness 2 years ago
I didn't start really loving science until after highschool. Less stress. Now, I love learning new things science related.
Load More Replies... Laughing otter 2 years ago
The hardest test I've ever taken was an open book test in a class on civil procedure before trial. It was absolutely brutal.
Mini Muppet 2 years ago
In finland in high school we have a book with math, physics and chemistry formulas. No need to memorize them, but understand what they do.
Pattie B 2 years ago (edited)
Open book tests were so much harder in engineering, but definitely more reflective of real life. Just knowing how to apply a formula is fine but what separates good and bad engineers is being able to truly understand these laws intuitively and derive new ways of applying them on the fly. The thing is, though, some people will just never be able to do that. So in that case I feel like all you can fairly test them in is just knowing things.
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
People who have never taken an open book exam think they’re easy. Thing is, you have to have actually read the book before the exam, as you have to know where to look for an answer—-and the prof will choose the most obscure stuff to ask about. If you didn’t read the book, you wouldn’t finish the exam, and you would be incredibly stressed out after having shuffled through the book frantically looking for the answers as the clock ticked its way to the end of class.
Cat Chat 2 years ago
But, typically, open book exams use the same book both the teacher and students used in the daily classes. If a teacher is planning on an open book exam, they also typically will announce "this will be on the test" so those who own their books can highlight the section. So, unless one skipped the classes beforehand, it's not a big issue. I agree it can be problematic for the final exams which covers the entire book vs previous exams that only covered a chapter... and not knowing the answer or remember in which chapter it's covered in.
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Trophy Husband 2 years ago (edited)
I have zero memory, and I have a pretty good career working for a great company, decent benefits, good pay. If I didn't have a wife and kids I would be a millionaire by now... Edit: That's not entirely true, if I didn't have a wife and kids by now I probably wouldn't have the drive to have that great career, I'd still be working at the job that I had right out of college and probably enjoying it, but I would probably still be in debt...
#17
Shark Lady 2 years ago
I have prescription goggles, not because I'm ever going to enter a race I just got fed up with bumping into sides of the pool.
Joe Reaves 2 years ago
Wait, you can get prescription goggles? I literally gave up swimming (not that I was any good at it but it was fun) because it's terrifying when people and walls just appear out of nowhere.
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LillieMean 2 years ago
Every summer problem when you go swimming in the lake. Friend: oh, what wonderful scenery. Look how cute the ducks are! Me: ???
Alice Landers 2 years ago
I got glasses when I was about 10-11yrs old I looked outside and saud OMG trees have leaves! Not just a green blob!
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CD King 2 years ago
Forgot my glasses when I went to the grocery store (not my usual store) today..... It was both an exciting adventure and terrifying maze all at the same time
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
I forgot mine while driving once. Made it to the end of the driveway and realized defrost wasn't doing s**t then panicked
Load More Replies... The Original Bruno 2 years ago
I can relate because she IS wearing her glasses, they're just on her forehead. (Goggles CAN be subscription, but yes, I know why she's doing this.)
#18
Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)
I hope that guy buying the baby cow was planning on shampooing it cuz omg look how fluffy
David 2 years ago (edited)
EDIT: Spock's Mom shared a video. It is hair spray and a vacuum cleaner that make them 'fuzzy'. --- If that isn't photoshop then I wonder what breed(s) it is. Holsteins have short hair that would not fluff up like that. We raised them. I never gave one a shampoo but I did shampoo our Charolais bull (also short hair) when we took it to the fair and it did not 'fluff' either. It looked great, but not fluffy. The back legs in the photo above look way too thick even for 'fluff'. Holsteins don't have 'cankles'.
Bob Brooce 2 years ago
No idea about breeds, but finding pictures of long-haired cows is easy (so here's one). The heart might be photoshopped, but if you do an image search for shampooed cow you'll find a bunch that look similar to the picture above. floofy-cow...130d2a.jpg 
InsertNameHere (They/Them) 2 years ago
... and by the way, this is why I'm vegetarian
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Lesley Zed 2 years ago
Once a cheater, always a cheater! You escaped a boatload of pain.👍🏻👍🏻😉❤️
#20
ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago (edited)
Guess they AGAIN shorted Pookie his BONE-us.
Load More Replies... S. E. in Indiana 2 years ago
Can't I just sniff another dog's butt instead of all these bags with drugs in them?
MrsFettesVette 2 years ago
Me every day (I love my job, I just hate leaving my house and having to put on a bra).
Snorky The Pig 2 years ago
so don't put on a bra, you don't have to! we need to normalize bralessness-they're only breasts after all, and all of us women have them.
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Will Cable 2 years ago
I'm going to admit something.when I first watched Zootopia I though there was a fault on playback with Flash moving so slowly, then the penny dropped
Des 2 years ago
I...... don't..... know..... What...... do...... you...... call...... a...... three....... humped..... camel?
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boone williams 2 years ago
When I was five he was "Easy Reader! That's my name!" And he was so very much younger. https://youtu.be/nnT4zzHz2BQ
Lavern Defazio 2 years ago
Yep. He was strolling along in that one. Almost pimp rollin'.
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Karen Evans 2 years ago
I remember him as Easy Reader on Electric Company! His voice has always been the same.
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ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
The man had a plan. He's the original and gave birth to the upgrade.
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Jan Bowyer 2 years ago
I'd love to give the Snoop family a kiss. They're both elegant and incredibly handsome. I guess charisma is a genetic trait.
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Lizzie Andricks 2 years ago
"girls, come look at this strange little cow!" "mom, why are all these weird dogs staring at me??"
PurpleUnicorn🇮🇪 2 years ago
Cattle are so inquisitive, they love to crowd together and get a look at something new!
#25
Queen penguin 2 years ago
Tad bit harder to be discreet dressed as a dog lol
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Ember 2 years ago
A school that doesn’t allow Halloween costumes? What is this cruel insanity?
MrsFettesVette 2 years ago
Wow! I went to Catholic school and we still had Halloween celebrations- costumes and a party and the whole shebang. (Then again, this was in the lawless 1980s)
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Madster 2 years ago (edited)
Did folks not tilt their heads slightly when kissing in the olden days?
Madster 2 years ago (edited)
Second ones down look like they've never kissed each other before and have no idea how.
Christmas love 2 years ago
It kind of looks like they are trying not to giggle or laugh!
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Matt Mich 2 years ago
Little concerned that there is only one row of people for the generations...
Dana Trahan 2 years ago
Possibly one of the best photos ever. The BEST idea for a family photo
#27
Uncanny 2 years ago
It’s to make themselves look big and scary. Don’t tell them how squeezable they look…act scared. 😉
baby frog 2 years ago
i’m terrified… that i might squeeze too much and hurt the panda!
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MrsFettesVette 2 years ago
If you happen to see the Disney film "Turning Red" (it's amazing especially if you were at one time an adolescent girl...or boy, really, anyone who suffered through that awkward phase can relate to this wonderful movie).- where the main character turns into a GIANT RED PANDA when she's stressed out...they animated her throwing her hands in the air just like this. It's absolutely adorable.
Cathy Hinz 2 years ago
Red Panda's are just so damn cute! I wonder if they are as soft and cuddly as they appear?
#28
Christmas love 2 years ago
Seriously. Who cares if he’s naked, dressed, drinking, reading whatever. Just let him go somewhere that he can have his vacation time. The paparazzi need to let these humans be human and they should only be taking pics at premiers or whatever
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Pandas: "Bodyshaming is bad, unless he's a famous actor, then bodyshaming is totally fine." Seriously my fellow boredpandas, stop bodyshaming people.
Coyote Osborne 2 years ago
Snrk. Hell, at this point, he looks way better than me, AND has a yacht.
Lavern Defazio 2 years ago
Thank you. I thought he was lookun kinda fine myself.
Load More Replies... Bob Brooce 2 years ago
The problem with being really buff in your 30s is your 40s, 50s, 60s ...
Missi Boness 2 years ago
So he's human. We need to stop putting ridiculous appearance standards on people.
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Groundcontroltomajortom 2 years ago (edited)
I said this to my therapist. My daughter has taught me more about emotions and dealing with them than my parents ever did. We're learning together. When she randomly tells me she loves me I want to cry with joy!
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Phoenix 2 years ago
One of the strangest feeling realizations that I ever had was when I was in my early 20's and looking at photo albums. I realized I could remember my parents when they were the same age that I was. I had always thought of them as being so much older and never realized how young they actually were.
Tracy Wallick 2 years ago
My father had narcissistic personality disorder. I was forced to grow up way too fast, because he refused to.
Duane Johnston 2 years ago
The singley most important job in the world is done by amateurs. Iys called parenting. Getting the job done for six hundred thousand years!
#30
A Bi-Cycle 2 years ago
Awww I want to pet all of them… even though I’ll probably lose my arm doing so
Tanya Power 2 years ago
Think I'll paws for a moment and stretch. Ahh!!! that feels Sooooo good
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Binky Melnik 2 years ago (edited)
Then explain it to me so I can enjoy it, too, please? I haven’t the foggiest what I’m looking at. 😰
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Yer maw 2 years ago
I need one this size as my two youngest keep coming in during the night. - a king size does not accommodate 4 humans
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Just got mine out of our queen bed.... 10 years later
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MooMooFutch 2 years ago
As a 6 foot 3 inch tall lady, this bed looks like my idea of heaven. One part of the bed will always be cool!
Wendy O'Shea 2 years ago
I am a foot shorter than you but totally respect your view, that is why I love sleeping in a king.
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Michelle C 2 years ago
I’d probably have room enough to be sleeping on the very edge because my dog would take the rest! Ah, well…
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ShellsBells 2 years ago
The crown she is wearing is worth around $50 million 😲.
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Auntriarch 2 years ago
Old people just like to be comfortable, she's probably not even wearing a bra
Load More Replies... MrsFettesVette 2 years ago
That crown looks so badly photoshopped onto Camilla's head. But at least that furry cape finally makes Charles look a bit..tampon-y. Just like he's always wanted.
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
THIS is why I'm paying almost $2 now?? Hate paying celebrity endorsers. Drop the octogenarians and make it .89 again!
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BW Gibson 2 years ago
Anyone rmbr Imperial Margarine? I can't help it, that's what this portrait reminds me of!
Christmas love 2 years ago
I do! That was my second thought after wondering why nobody is giving this title s**t because he wasn’t properly named!
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Debby Keir 2 years ago
The 'royal purple' silk looks too much like polyester to my way of thinking.
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PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago
On another channel we might have seen her nimbus
Load More Replies... Diolla 2 years ago
USA weatherpeope are so amusing. Over here we just have ppl who are official meteorologists doing official weather forecasts.
Tamra 2 years ago (edited)
Our weather people are also official meteorologists doing official weather forecasts. Some of them just have some fun while doing it.
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Rows and flows of angel hair And feather canyons everywhere I've Looked at clouds that way
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Capybara with a cat 2 years ago (edited)
They waited on the flight 222 to Toulouse
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juice 2 years ago
it cuts off at the last number, which looks like a 3. one second too late!
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JustYou'reAveragePANda 1 year ago
That was actually tuesday, so HAPPY TWOSDAY!!! sorry i had to.
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cogadh 2 years ago
Agreed. I have adopted many cats in my life and the three different black cats that chose me (always adopted from shelters and let the cats pick me, not the other way around) were all the best. Technically one still is, Stormageddon Dark Lord of All (aka Stormy), still lives with/owns my son and his wife.
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Circular0rb 2 years ago
Black cats are awesome. We have a black kitty, she turns 7 this year :D
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
My black cat is 7 this year too! Perhaps they are long lost sisters XD
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Jeff (He/They) 2 years ago
I think most of it goes all the way back to those stupid rumors about how black cats are bad luck
Load More Replies... Auntriarch 2 years ago
Same with dogs, greyhound rescue used to have a page called Big Black Boys as they were the hardest to re-home
Gabriela Cink 2 years ago
Hah, we had black dog from shelter and he chose our black cat from the other.
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Blackstone 2 years ago
Our local shelter won't adopt black cats out around Halloween for fear of animal cruelty.
OliveMarmalade 2 years ago
Awww! I had two black cats who were besties. Sweetiepie and violet. Violet passed away due to medical issues, but sweetiepie is still alive and well!
#37
Clown fish 2 years ago
It's off being shampooed and getting a matching dog too. But he needs to keep the other men away while it's all happening lol
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Lavern Defazio 2 years ago
Or when your boxers bunch up. Discretion gets thrown out the window.
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Beck 2 years ago
You gotta hold the under sleeve in your hand while you put the top sleeve on.
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Šimon Špaček 2 years ago
Galas yes, but dances? That was pretty common place to meet ~100 years ago.
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Jill Rhodry 2 years ago
We should definitely have balls again - not sure the guys will come but us gals will have a great time, a ball even lol
MrsFettesVette 2 years ago
I would 100% go to some sort of ball, especially if it was a fundraiser for a good cause. I never have a reason to get that dressed up, it would be a lot of fun.
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Tee Rat 2 years ago
You might be able to attend if you had experience. Valet, wait staff, etc..
Mimi La Souris 2 years ago
in France, we still have "guinguette", always have great times there :)
Timmy Pillinger 2 years ago
The dances in Jane Austen? People from every level of society did them, although not at the same place or time. Those things are flirty - and designed to allow you to meet people
#40
Circular0rb 2 years ago
I'm sort of comfortable at work now after a year and 8 months. It helps a lot when you are training a new worker and feel so know-it-all xD
El Dee 2 years ago
Sadly having worked though the 80s and 90s I have been made redundant from a lot of companies that failed. I've had more new jobs than most and it's the first week where I usually feel I've made a terrible mistake and think I'll never learn it. The first day is always a washout where you are guaranteed to be left on your own for a couple of hours with no one knowing where you should be or what you should be doing. And of course there are those jobs that misrepresent themselves and you only find out during your first week or two. At that point you have to bail quickly..
Spittnimage 2 years ago
When I told the cashier at the store I'd been hired at that I was a new employee she actually said nobody told her they'd hired somebody. I thought you're a cashier and you think the manager answers to you?
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Bored Trash Panda 2 years ago
woah.. if you stare at the picture long enough, the water looks like its moving...
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S. E. in Indiana 2 years ago
Hasn't anyone of those characters in a horror movie ever been to the movies and seen a horror movie? Because they would know then that you don't open the door, go into the basement, hide in the closet, run into the barn, I mean geeez.
Lo.fi.lou 2 years ago
I dunno man, after what I saw during the pandemic I am certain that is exactly what half of America would do in thos situations.....
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Marie Dahme 2 years ago
Check out “Slashstreet Boys singing “I’ll Kill You That Way”. On YouTube! Frogging Hilarioua ! They got other songs too !
Christine Zanfino 2 years ago
I love that Geico teenage horror commercial.....laugh every time, especially the look on the bad guy's face.. that's the same face I make every time I leave the house.
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago (edited)
If I saw that table, I would go over there and say I agree with them. (Except not really because I’m shy)
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Ken_Jane 2 years ago
My anxiety is pretty bad in general. If my partner did this to me it would mean she doesn't take my anxiety seriously
Toni 2 years ago
same for me. my partner would never ever do sth like this to me.
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Marleina Hershberg 2 years ago (edited)
So you are an a55hole. Hope she dumped your a*5 afterwards, as you CLEARLY are against her, not on her side.
Francine Govan 2 years ago
So you thoroughly ignored and disrespected your partner for what? A laugh at her expense?
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Christmas love 2 years ago
Is it just me or does the father look like the actor in the Pitch Perfect movies, the a cappella judge?!
I'm a Furry, so what? 2 years ago
Emma Watson is amazing! I'd be nervous even if i were famous... 😅 but it would be a lifetime dream to meet her even if i have no idea what i would say, but she seems like an amaze person :)
RavenTheCat 2 years ago
Did you mean to say HP for harry potter or something else?
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Jason 2 years ago
It's very true! When my son gets upset over something "minor" that I do. It makes me happy in a way because I know how bad I had it with my father and if this is the worst thing for him then I'm doing well. By minor I mean like "only" reading 3 chapters of a nightly book at bed time to him.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago (edited)
Didn't realize it, but I've been doing this for years. I spend a lot of time thinking about the troubled youth I was thirty years ago. And what I would say to myself if I could go back.
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Lukas Meyer 2 years ago
Maybe also for your safety, don't be broadcasting that you're a minor, a lot of bad people feed on this stuff. Just saying.
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Coyote Osborne 2 years ago
I always assumed that it was because glasses were thought to be less macho, and turning evil was somehow macho.
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
Does anyone remember Zachary Quinto in Hero’s ? Now Sy was a really bad guy !
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baby frog 2 years ago
i’m that one person listening tho, i won’t look like it but you do have my full attention no matter how boring the story :)
Ropre 2 years ago
Me too! Many times I'll also notice that someone talks over someone talking and as soon as the rude person finishes I'll look at the first person who was talking and say "Oh...what were you saying about...."
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Jason 2 years ago
Just switch to made up crazy s**t and see when people start paying attention again.
Trish 2 years ago
Trail off with "...anyway, that's when I decided naked foosball was a bad idea..."
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martymcmatrix 2 years ago
Actually, this is my life and it hurts much more if these people were even asking you to tell your story, beforehand...
Blackstone 2 years ago (edited)
Why does this happen so often? Or like when someone asks a question and then interrupts the answer? Dude. I've gotten to a point there are no second chances. Ask me something and interrupt? That info is now locked behind Fort Knox for all eternity. They'll either learn to listen and not be rude or learn the info all by their self, because I am no longer interested in participating in a one sided conversation.
Load More Replies... Jayne 2 years ago
After a while you just get used to it and start going out alone with headphones and a book. "But you can do that at home!" Yes, but I don't have beer on tap in my kitchen.
Jane No Dough 2 years ago
WHAT?? No Kegerator?? I think we must launch a GoFundMe...
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When I see this happening I acknowledge the speaker so they can finish and not feel like a d**k..
Blarrg 2 years ago
That moment when the speaker realizes they aren't sure whether anyone is listening, and are desperately trying to make eye contact with someone so they can feel okay about continuing. Bless those who look at them (rather than the more interesting person.)
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Rachel Smith 2 years ago
One of the reasons I don't talk a lot. Pretty sure my stories aren't boring, I think most people are just selfish 🤷♀️ my true friends know my stories
Enlee Jones 2 years ago
I’ve been ignored, talked over, and had my feelings dismissed my entire life and people wonder why I’m so “closed off”.
strawberry.panda 2 years ago
Yes, it did. But I keep on doing it to show that maybe one day I will find a person that will listen.
January Tempis 2 years ago
It's so exciting when you realize that one person is still listening.
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Tiramisu 2 years ago (edited)
With the new cutting-edge technology our experts here at Apple have developed, it will now be possible to determine which spiders have the potential to be engineered into human superheroes.
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Remember all the people that go themselves effed u when Pokémon Go first came out? Chasing radioactive spider. Get hit by car. Lay dying begging radioactive spider to come back.
Load More Replies... Apatheist Account2 2 years ago
What sort of loser thinks a cigarette in their profile pic is still cool?
Cyndielouwhoo 2 years ago
My sister attended one of the MCU marathon events at the El Capitan that Holland appeared at, speaking with his real accent of course. A little boy near her was so surprised he yelled out: "Oh my gosh, Spiderman is British?!?"
Cathy Carey 2 years ago
See Tommy dance, dance Tommy dance. You and Hiddleston both got some fine moves, fine!
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Celesta 2 years ago (edited)
Unless you have cats, then mullets are good, because beards end up unrolled in the floor or strewn around the bathroom like a jerk teacher's yard the morning after Halloween
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
I'm sensing a lot of double entendre here, but not getting it.....
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Linda Riebel 2 years ago
Wrong! My husband and I have a mixed marriage, so luckily we have two bathrooms.
tuzdayschild 2 years ago
Emphasis on changing the roll. I really don't care about direction. If you replace it, we're still friends.
Invisible Potato 2 years ago
mullet paper have a reason, if you have a cat. otherwise its "call inqusition Fred, they just start did it again!"
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Nicola Roberts 2 years ago
That is so funny we do it to our toddlers. I bet there's a feel good emotion buried with this.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
For a man in bed with a woman with her legs in the air, this is a novel response.
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Lorraine 2 years ago
yes and you can double the benefits by reading the same books over and over again :)
Upstaged75 2 years ago
I do that too. Sometimes it's a struggle to start a new one because I'm worried I won't like it.
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your sarcastic bestie 2 years ago
hells yeah. rewatching last man standing for the 50th time while scrolling through this thread 😂
Settled for Infamy 2 years ago
YES! Do this every night if only for 10 minutes if needed. "King of the Hill's" Hank, relaxes the hell out of me for some reason.
ShellsBells 2 years ago
Maybe you are destined to "Provide the people of this community with propane and propane accessories." Or it could just be Boomhouer mumbling sweet nothings.
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Upstaged75 2 years ago
Absolutely!! It's why I haven't actually seen that many movies overall - because I've watched the same 5 of them 50 times each. :)
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Otis B Driftwood 2 years ago
Cause you're a snack! I'm sorry I'll leave. Whoops fell down the stairs.
Coyote Osborne 2 years ago
If whoever she shows that picture to even notices the shadow, they're probably not the ideal mate.
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Circular0rb 2 years ago
The concrete below me broke and I made a crater one meter wide and two meters deep
MooMooFutch 2 years ago
"And you know what, I got right up, popped my battery back in and carried on working like nothing happened!"
Coyote Osborne 2 years ago
First mobile phone I remember seeing had a huge battery pack you had to carry like a briefcase. Who was going to get that thing even up three flights of stairs? ;)
Caroline Nagel 2 years ago
My Nokia is about 12 years old, I've dropped it a gazillion times, and it is still working perfectly. I still haven't bought a smartphone, my Nokia has to die first.
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I give up on society 2 years ago
No joke aside. The engineer who design this should of made cars
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LooseSeal's $10 Banana 2 years ago
Wait a minute, you're not chomping into them like an apple or an orange?
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
One good thing about not being able to eat onions anymore is not having to cut them!
Mintii Bunnii 2 years ago (edited)
i highly dislike the smell and taste of onions, so i will not be cutting them in any way
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Der Kommissar 2 years ago
I was gonna say, get the Igster some coffee pronto
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
not true. I have about 150 friends (people I follow up on and care how they are doing etc). They are the only friends I have on facebook. Linkedin is more, but that's because of my work. I make a new friend roughly every two months, I think. Just found the latest one last week. A 3d-modeler and pilot. Cool.
UpQuarkDownQuark 2 years ago
And then when all three of your closest friends move away in your 40s, you find yourself in your 50s still wondering how the hell people make new friends.
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René Sauer 2 years ago
Oh, so he did more then just those stupid "reaction" videos where he doesn´t actually react at all but simply stares into the camera?
Jeff (He/They) 2 years ago
Fr 😭 I literally saw a video of him "reacting" to a video of a painting. He didn't even credit the actual artist
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why - can't you just follow him, he posted yesterday
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Jason 2 years ago
Don't think this would work on my preschooler. It's pretty funny when he's finally quiet he says "daddy it's so quiet in here. I like it". I tell him "me too son me too"
DJR 2 years ago
Try this: every time your son is being quiet, act startled like you didn't know he was there and how you're pretty sure he's part ninja.
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Jason 2 years ago
With all the data you provide companies predictive models can get pretty accurate
Ridiant 2 years ago
And all the data from your friends... and your family... your boss... Brenda from Accounting who talks to you at the water cooler...
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Anya Beboop 2 years ago
For me it's the things I havent searched ever, talked about out loud, and is not normal for me to buy.
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Put it in his lunchbox. But only if you’re a dentist and you’ve been dying to fix his teeth and this is your way of getting him into your office.
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Auntriarch 2 years ago
I've just had a lunch of cold beef with pickles and more pickles with extra pickles
Load More Replies... strawberry.panda 2 years ago
My friend knows him and says he is one of the nicest, down-to-earth celebrities you will ever meet.
Persephone 2 years ago
He looks very annoyed that his pickle fest was disrupted. ❤️ adam sandler
Jane No Dough 2 years ago
I wonder how many times random people have tried to give him money for food or shelter.
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peithecelt 2 years ago (edited)
I love that there is a generation of Grandma's coming up whose responses would be more loving...
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
What did the heir ever do to deserve that?
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Couple more: 1) Putting a thin layer of Elmer’s Glue-All on the bottoms of your feet, then peeling it off in front of your Mom, who thinks you’re peeling off sheets of Athlete’s Foot skin. 2) Whatever kind of face you did that your Mom said would freeze like that. Mine was folding my upper eyelids up over themselves, so you could see the red underneath. Chased my mother around the house with my eyelids like that, begging her to help me fix them because they froze that way. 3) Pranking your prankster sibling when you’re tired of their pranks. Now, I’m 62 so this happened in 1969. Our bathrooms had those button locks on the inside on the door handle—-remember that fact. My youngest brother, who was nine years older than me, was the joker and prankster of the family. As the oldest brothers grew up and left home, there was a time it was only Steve and myself as the kids still at home. When I was 9 and Steve was 18, I had had enough of the pranks, so decided to prank him. Went to the bathroom, and upon leaving I pushed that little button on the door handle in, and exited, leaving the door open. Steve was the next person to use that bathroom. He does his business, and—-oh no!—-he can’t get out of the bathroom! The door’s stuck and won’t open! Panic! My father actually ended up putting a ladder up to the bathroom window (2nd floor), and crawling in the window to see what was up with the door (I was already giggling, so you can imagine that escalation had me totally in stitches). That’s when he found the button lock was pushed in. It was considered a dumb accident, like he accidentally pushed the lock in himself when he closed the door, so he didn’t get punished or anything, but Steve didn’t live that one down for a while. I never fessed up about it. Well, not until now.
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Krst Trs 2 years ago
Whoa good question I thought it was her sock reflection but no your right
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Missy Coy 2 years ago
I don't understand why they would be wearing a mask in their home. It's not like the Rona is going to seep through the monitor. I get that it's hiding the mannequin's plastic face, but does she really wear a mask in her home, while remotely participating in an online class?
AJJ 2 years ago
Maybe she's not the only one home. My sister was quarantining with my mom who was receiving chemo during this and masks were worn in the house.
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April Caron 2 years ago
Story time: I was out clipping branches to make wreaths. One minute I heard birds chirping, and then…sudden silence. That’s when I knew…and thought, “Where is it?” I slowly began scanning my surroundings, looking for it…and it was about 12 ft (4 m) away, creeping out between some huckleberry bushes. And my reaction was to yell, “No! Bad cat!!! That’s a very bad cat thing to do!!!” while stomping my foot and waving my hedge clippers at it. I had an air horn in my pocket (for this very reason - to scare a cougar, if I ever encountered one). Did I remember that? No. But, “Lemme get my cell phone out and film this moment, because people should know how I died” crossed my mind. He inched forward. I did what you’re supposed to do. I raised my hands above my head to appear bigger and kept stomping my foot and yelling, “Bad cat! Stop that!!!” He did stop, and paused before walking away. At which point, I actually did take my cell phone out, snapping a few shaky pics of a cougar’s backside. 😅
David 2 years ago
This actually happened to a good friend of mine on an urban trail. They made themselves look as big as they could and slowly (not running) went the other way and it worked out. Kind of scared them though.
NL Stuart 2 years ago
Exactly the right thing to do. Works for most bears, too.
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LillieMean 2 years ago
This is not the goal. Not even close. The goal is that while you're flossing, the other person is sitting on the toilet and you effortlessly discuss the week's schedule and still find the other person sexually attractive.
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Can't do Sunday at all. That's the Lord's day, says the Atheist.
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Coyote Osborne 2 years ago
When I was three, I was fortunate enough to have a dad who is a pilot (I still am!). He took me up flying in an old ww1 biplane. He flew us upside down, and did barrel rolls! What a lucky kid! Except for the part where I was scared out of my mind and freaked the hell out. ; ) Later that day, while he was supposed to be watching me, I got toad venom in my eyes. I bet the talking to my dad got was nowhere near as bad as what uncle skydive received, even if those are fakes.
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David 2 years ago
This is very relatable. I have some old notebooks from nuclear power school in the navy. One section has about four pages crammed full of equations I had to have memorized for the final exam. Stuff for calculating reactor power, radiation levels, shielding, coefficients of fluid flow and head loss in a piping system and much more. I used to know them by heart. Now I can kinda sorta remember what some of them were for but would have difficulty actually applying them. In fairness to myself though, it was 45 years ago and most of that stuff we never used in the actual job.
NL Stuart 2 years ago
Geez. I have to look up the equation for the number of gallons in my swimming pool every time I add salt.
Load More Replies... LillieMean 2 years ago
I have dyscalculia so I have never understood anything like this. Hieroglyphs make more sense and are even readable. This is like an alien attempt to contact me.
B.Nelson 2 years ago
Dyscalculia is hard to deal with. The best way I know is to connect it to your visual or physical senses.
Load More Replies... Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I’m going to keep solving this stuff throughout life because I’m going to become an astronomer
David Paterson 2 years ago
Not only could I solve this. I used to use it in my daily life. Solving partial differential equations was my bread and butter. This is only a differential equation, easy stuff. But these days I'd just plug a differential equation into Excel and let Excel do the calcs for me. Miss the old times.
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Samantha Mannion 2 years ago
Omg i feel this lol. I loved algebra and Calc but never used much but basic math after school so now I couldn't do any of these crazy formulas.
René Sauer 2 years ago
Nope, I am out. A soon as they started introducing letters to math I was out...
Brenda 2 years ago
This truly makes my brain hurt. I have dyscalcula so letters & numbers together..... My brain literally freezes up. I simply can't make sense of it. They just shouldn't be together & my brain refuses to do it. Literally,. I was a college honor student, president of 2 groups, but I couldn't pass intro to algebra. Three times I tried, and three times I had to drop the class because I was failing. I was finally diagnosed by one of my Psi Beta advisors. She tested me, and I do have dyscalcula.
Terry Tobias 2 years ago
I came across a Neuropsych paper that I wrote while in college the other day. I read it and thought "How did the dummy who is me write this, understand it, and get an excellent grade on it?" It was like reading another language!
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WindySwede 2 years ago
Or this could be ok as well! tropical-p...402409.jpg 
Seonag Udell 2 years ago
Like in bedknobs and broomsticks where you travel everywhere by bed. Wonderful
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Jason 2 years ago
Having a successful relationship takes a lot of work. 25 years and counting. Seems like yesterday it was being excited to hit 3 years
S. E. in Indiana 2 years ago
July 3rd my wife and I celebrated our 47th year of marriage. And yes, it is true, I love her just as much now as I did then. Can't imagine life without her in it.
sharyn turnicky 2 years ago
My husband and I will be married 51 years in Dec, his family had members who said it wouldn't last!
NL Stuart 2 years ago
Met in 1974. Married in 2019...he died 14 months later. Still my forever soulmate. He's waiting for me, I know.
AliJanx 2 years ago
23 years until he died unexpectedly. Knowing the outcome, I'd marry him again. We had so much fun!
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
God, I want To fall in love again and have it be like forever. Almost had it. RIP Dave.
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Emmydearest 2 years ago
Nah, it looks scared. A bombastic side eye would have a certain "you disgust me" attitude.
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The Blue Spirit 2 years ago
ATLA or the blue people? Both are good but I need to know
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Cuppa tea? 2 years ago
Our engineering maintenance guys had one rule on Friday - called lap dance club. You can look, but don't touch. Nobody wanted to start fixing something that could turn into few hours overtime on Friday. Just make it OK-ish untill Monday.
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Francesa Miller 2 years ago
I pull the door open juuussst after the timer says "1". There is no beep, but the timer returns to clock mode.
Sally Signup 2 years ago
I like this pic when the caption is "Cats who are done being petted."
Gabriela Cink 2 years ago
I have old one with ringing bell :D you can't close doors if it was stopped sooner, otherwise it will start again.
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David Paterson 2 years ago
Sales wears tie, always wears tie. And black shoes polished so much you could see your reflection in them. Back in the day, sales also used to wear top quality pinstripe suit as well.
Coyote Osborne 2 years ago
It's true. Most places I worked, the sales guys looked like the Steve Carell character, and the IT people in general were fairly snappily dressed and groomed.
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Cheeky chicken 2 years ago
20 years for us and during bumps and disagreements I still wait for the shouting and physical pain. Never has happened in all the time we have been together but it's so ingrained in me I will always be waiting for it. I have to confess it took me a long time to understand that his not reacting like that DIDN'T mean he wasn't interested in fixing the problem, he saw the issue as the problem and we were the team working to fix it. I was mindblown when he explained it to me that way x
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Travel Lass 2 years ago
Same girl! We were friends first and his kindness and lightness was so amazing I knew I was with the wrong person. That was 27 years ago, still going stronger than ever
Heather Resatz 2 years ago
My hubby of 23 years has never verbally abused me, ever. In times of stress he loves me enough and respects me enough to walk away and vent in the shower like a civilized human being!! Lol
Michael Largey 2 years ago (edited)
I've been married for thirty-six years, and my wife has never called me names or disrespected me. Hence the 36 years. (Also because there is no need to exaggerate my shortcomings. And sometimes no way to.)
David 2 years ago
My mom and stepdad - married over 35 years until death did them part. I do not hide my feelings but I tend to express them calmly. It is stressful for me when I'm in a group of people routinely talk over each other and talk loudly or yell when upset about something. Which unfortunately describes some other parts of my family. Dysfunctional communication is way to common in the USA. (can't speak for other countries)
SCARYCLOWNBOY (he/him) 2 years ago
i wish all couples a happy, normal long relationship!! i am no so lucky when it comes to getting bfs (mostly of the fact i have never experienced romantic attraction for more than a day..) my last relationship was rocky and ended with a panic attack and threats and guilt trippimg from the other one . but i hope everyone else has a happy, long relationship with their partners!!
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Marie Dahme 2 years ago
I watched that with my late fiancé when we were high as kites ! I always picked the pinky marbles. Lol
Load More Replies... Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago
I remember back in 3rd grade one of my friends found one of these on the school playground and literally everyone kept asking if they could have it
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
Isn't everyone from like the 1900s onwards? I mean they still sell these and they are popular. Maybe not for the exact same purpose though, usually marble runs these days.
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Trainingfortheballetpotteh🇺🇦 2 years ago
thats me with bellyaches. Like every time some big s**t is going to happen like a party, gathering, family vaccay, etc, i get a random bellyache that is there the whole day, and then its gon when the event is done. like make that make sense.
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David Paterson 2 years ago (edited)
Best place to let your demonic possession out for a stroll. Or is that driving.
Load More Replies... Francesa Miller 2 years ago
I LIKE showering. It makes me happy to have all that hot rain splashing on me.
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Jill Rhodry 2 years ago
disagree - we know what year it is, we generally know the month, so the day is the most important piece of info and should come first.
Load More Replies... Tiramisu 2 years ago
Don't come after me, but having lived in the US my entire life, MMDDYYYY makes the most sense to me. It's even the way we say most dates in the US (except for holidays like the 4th of July). For example, I always say my birthday as May 12th, 2006.
Daft Mosquito 2 years ago
Then you should write the 4th of July as 04-07-2023 to avoid the confusion. ;)
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Stephen Gross 2 years ago
YYYY-MM-DD, because lexicographic sort matches the chronological sort
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baby frog 2 years ago
i am rn. i’m going through some tough stuff, i cut myself on purpose for the first time ever, and i’m not feeling very great. that said, pandas, don’t hurt yourself. just remember if you feel no-one loves you, i do.
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
And *I* love *you*, baby frog! You have people on here who love you too :) I'm sorry that you're going through a rough patch. I've self-harmed too recently. If you need an ear (eye? since it's text? lol) to vent to, I'm always here <3
Load More Replies... Paul Brown 2 years ago
Every night at bedtime, then toss and turn and wonder why I can't fall asleep.
Anagram margana 2 years ago
I console myself with the knowledge that I LIE in my bed!!! And that I don’t LAY eggs. Sigh…
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Harley 2 years ago
I can’t say I will love you, but I’ll be your friend 🙂
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Anagram margana 2 years ago
I hope at least one of them knows what an apostrophe is and when it should be used.
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
Still waiting to meet them. Hoping he’s in Las Cruces, New Mexico when I go back home Next year.
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UpQuarkDownQuark 2 years ago
Isn’t 2009 still in the future? I mean, since 1980 was only 20 years ago.
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Sven Grammersdorf 2 years ago
I know, right? I was born in 1984 and these comments got me feeling positively ancient!
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Oais Wright 2 years ago
I was born in 2007 and am about to go to 10th grade after almost failing Latvian language exam
fair_weather_rose (she/they) 2 years ago
I was born in 2007 and am about to go into 11th grade...
Load More Replies... SadieCat17 2 years ago
Everyone on this site is either under 20 or over 30, no one can prove me wrong
the_harbinger_of_doom s/t/h 2 years ago
what about 2008? OMG AM I OLD NOW I HAVENT EVEN GRADUATED YET WTF
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
Now I know why when they just glance at my ID and see the “19”. In 1972….oh you’re fine ma’am. Oh wow. I’m now being called ma’am when I buy a bottle of wine. That’s depressing enough to make me want to buy 2 bottles.
Soton_Sherpa 2 years ago
What's the problem with all these people born after eight AM/PM? I was born just after 2AM but I don't bang on about it. 🙄
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SadieCat17 2 years ago
idk why there are downvotes on this, why is it funny to call women heartless bitches
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Mike Hunt 2 years ago
I'd be in the office 5 days a week with 0 work life balance, still horrifically unfit and would have probably missed out on a lot of bonding with my first child. I know the whole Covid situation was horrible for a lot of people but in all honestly it was a bit of a blessing for me
James016 2 years ago
Same here, I got furloughed so I spent 4 and a half months at home with my wife and son. Time I would never have had. Bonus was we had a heat wave for most of that time so I was in the garden sun bathing and generally switching my brain off to mentally recharge. Now I work from home, do the school run, take my full lunch hour etc.
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Panda Boi 2 years ago
A little better because it would be less obvious how completely selfish and willfully ignorant some people are.
PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago
I like the obvious. The delusions have killed many of my loved ones and almost me.
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Quarryville 2 years ago (edited)
Considering I was/am an essential worker, I miss 24hour grocery establishments. I liked shopping after 12am to 5am on my days off.
Lori w 2 years ago
Same I work a changing shift. It was nice to be able to get groceries whenever. Also now the employees are trying to pick orders with those big carts so it makes it harder to shop in the day
Load More Replies... Stardust she/her 2 years ago
My mental health would’ve improved and I would never have been this stressed out. I’d have never had depression
Lori w 2 years ago
Getting COVID increased my depression a lot. Physically I'm fine now but its taken months to get mentally a little better and I'm still more depressed than I was. Hope things get better for you ❤️
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Michael Largey 2 years ago (edited)
When people aren't pleased to see me, it doesn't always mean that they've forgotten me. Sometimes it's the exact opposite, in fact.
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Sneaky Snek With Long Neck 2 years ago
Oppenheimer famously said "it worked!" after detonating the first nuclear bomb
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Clearly sunny 2 years ago
I'm imagining how much better when it's night and you keep the lights off, so all you see is the city lights!♥️♥️♥️
StumblingThroughLife 2 years ago
No curtains/blinds??? Yeah. Give all the surrounding people a show, lol.
Skim Beebles 2 years ago
My room looks nothing like that and I already don't want to leave it, ever.
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
I walk around in my panties alone …so all these windows would be a hard pass from me. Ain’t showing my goodies off for free ! Lol
Wait...What? 1 year ago
The thing is I wish those windows had blinds because I wake up to the light
Spittnimage 2 years ago (edited)
Makes me think of people with telescopes. Now Peeping Toms can look from the comfort of their home.
#103
Beck 2 years ago
Oh my God yes! There is a s'mores desert you can get from papa Murphy's. It is like cookie dough with marshmallows and I can't remember now but if you cook it for like 5 minutes instead of 12, it is AMAZING!
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
I love the cookies called Lofthouse ! So cakey soft with that extra sugary sweet frosting that gives you a head rush.
#104
Eastendbird 2 years ago
Mr Eastendbird and I are both awful at travelling. We get super stressed and anxious and that makes us prone to getting snappish and angry. So we now have a rule that nothing we say while travelling counts, all arguments and grumpy comments are automatically discounted. Works for us.
#105
TheNightOwl 2 years ago
Too late. I already discovered the address. The husband won’t be getting any kind of ransom note… I have absolutely no intention of returning her.
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#106
bisexualbaddie <3 2 years ago
i simply blacked out the whole 2020 era, idk how i made it to july of 2023 tbh
#107
boone williams 2 years ago
But he did good in Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers
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I love to new sonic design its better then the old and it made tails in the second movie ADORABLE
#108
LillieMean 2 years ago
It's best if you both have a weird, chaotic cheer mentality. My husband: You don't dare! *chicken noises* Me: Stop it! *licks electric flyswatter* My dad and sister:😶😶
Michael Largey 2 years ago
I stopped dating for ten years and didn't get married till age 36, but I found her.
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
Awww. It’s so true. But what happens if your soulmate passes away ? Do you get another one or is that it ??? And if you did find another..::is that like betraying your previous soulmate. ??? I’m so confused. 😢
#109
Friendly neighborhood possum 2 years ago
No. Unless you like having breathing difficulties,you definitely don’t want to be him.
Nicola Roberts 2 years ago
Sadly many of these XL bully breeds are just another mistreated trophy statement.
#110
Jonathan 2 years ago
https://www.thesun.ie/fabulous/5425805/penny-coin-floor-diy-fan-pattern-finished-result-amazing/amp/
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Binny Tutera 2 years ago
Actually, she used 7,500 pennies. That's $75 plus the cost of grout, sealer and time. Pretty surprising, yes?
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
trouble with this is the copper will corrode and all of it will eventually be dark brown/black/dark green
#111
🇳🇬 Asi Bassey 🇳🇬 2 years ago
I wonder if one experiences the same catharsis when typing, instead of writing with pen and paper.
#112
the_harbinger_of_doom s/t/h 2 years ago
that is happiness. happiness and obesity
Load More Replies... Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
It can pay off the debt I'm in because of my dog's medical conditions, that'd make me happy XD
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
it can buy you reduced financial stress which is the cause of most unhappiness tho
#113
michael reid 2 years ago
I live in Scotland and go outside all the time and I think winter is better than summer
tuzdayschild 2 years ago
I live in hot, humid SE Virginia and I agree with you 100%.
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People who go outside know that winter and summer are just the waiting periods for spring and autumn.
Patrick Linnen 2 years ago
There are four seasons to a year. "Pollen Season", "Dust Season", "Mold Season", and "Allergy Relief (I'm lucky if this is longer than a week)"
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Lyone Fein 2 years ago
Um, I think it's the people who wear *boots * that say winter is better than summer?
#114
Jason 2 years ago
Uh Netflix delivered DVDs? I used them for years before streaming because I was too lazy to go to the video store
Nina 2 years ago
Not in all countries. They only came to the Netherlands when they were a streaming service 🤷🏼♀️
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KittyGaming 2 years ago
I get this when i was four i had to HUGE containers of dvds under the bed and would always have a backpack full on trips
Awesome At Being Autistic 2 years ago
Um, no, my Millennial kid had VHS tapes. And my Gen Z kid then got those passed on to him.
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#117
Lyone Fein 2 years ago
I think I'd be more in the mood for Oppenheimer after watching Barbie. But that's just me.
#118
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
The guy in the photo is John Cena, a famous wrestler, whose "signature catchphrase" is him waving a hand in front of his face and saying "You can't see me!" - implying that he is better/faster than his opponent, so fast that his opponent can't even see his moves. So, the joke is, no one "sees" John Cena, so the girl is "alone" in the photo (she really isn't, but it's like joking that you can't see a person when they are wearing camouflage clothing.)
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Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
The guy in the photo is John Cena, a famous wrestler, whose "signature catchphrase" is him waving a hand in front of his face and saying "You can't see me!" - implying that he is better/faster than his opponent, so fast that his opponent can't even see his moves. So, the joke is, no one "sees" John Cena, so the girl is "alone" in the photo (she really isn't, but it's like joking that you can't see a person when they are wearing camouflage clothing.)
Load More Replies... SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
C'mon, get the poor lass a date, will ya??!!! I can't see him anywhere and I don't want to see her at the prom alone... XP
StrangePenguin 2 years ago
come on guys y’all supposed to be the best panda memes and y’all don’t get this joke? disappointed/j
#119
#120
Yoyo 2 years ago
They're like caramels in vanilla powder. They were very fancy back then.
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This must be a British thing. I've never seen this in my life and I was very much alive throughout every minute of that entire decade.
XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 2 years ago
Smith Kendon always remind me if my Nan! 😊
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Helena 2 years ago
Only if I live by myself. I like my privacy way too much to have this open a space.
𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋 2 years ago
Yup, the open bathroom consents are anxiety inducing. Wouldn’t even want an open bathroom if I lived alone!
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Francesa Miller 2 years ago
It will have to stay in your heart because your knees will not let you have an apartment like this someday.
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
With ceilings that high, you could add a third floor loft office or storage area—-a loft attic, so to speak. Utilizing the space above maximizes what would otherwise be a claustrophobically small space.
#122
#123
Owen 2 years ago
Considering he only had one line, but had to think how to say it in about 50 different ways, it's probably harder than it sounds.
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
It’s all in the inflection and tone of voice. I can see that might be a challenge
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Awesome At Being Autistic 2 years ago
Oh yeah. Morrissey and Danny Boyle. No one ever agrees with me.
Crazy Cookie 2 years ago
I had a choir teacher that to me looked exactly like the guy who plays Chris Trager from Parks and Recreation
Wilder Bourdaghs 2 years ago
I have to say Aunt Cass from Big Hero 6 and Helen Parr from The Incredibles, I've never seen anyone else say that b4
Dak Janiels 2 years ago
Ok- I'll start: What?! "Forbidden pairs"? Are you trying to make some odd thoughts a game or something?
#125
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
I am finally that person (though aqua aerobics not gym) but only because I don't start work until 2.30pm!
#127
Catlady6000 2 years ago
I love how she looks like just any middle-aged housewife from Jersey. With a fur blanket
Zipitty Doodah 2 years ago
Their kid is set for life. Mommy is a billionaire with approximate net worth of $1.7 billion and Daddy is a multimillionaire with an approximate net worth of $23 million. Mommy is clearly killing it income wise but Daddy isn't some broke m**o.
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Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
Some ancient cultures shaped their infants' skulls purposefully with cradleboards, because the odd/elongated skull shapes were considered elegant/beautiful in their culture. It did not affect the infant's brain or intelligence. Babies have soft skulls that aren't fused yet, so yes, you can ABSOLUTELY flatten a baby's skull if you left them on their back 24/7.
More! 2 years ago
Send it! I just want to slap the parents of any kids with a flat head. It takes no effort to switch up a baby’s sleeping position. And always make sure their ears are pushed back, not folded when they’re sleeping.
Budcot 2 years ago
You can't switch up their sleeping position, they need to sleep on their back. Though I agree it does give "baby lays in the cot or on the floor and is never held" vibes. My middle child ended up with a temporary dent in his head from constantly being in the crook of my left arm. It evened out once I noticed and switched him to the right.
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#129
Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
Ok, listen, I’ve read a lot of Shakespeare, I’ve read Romeo and Juliet, and it is good; it’s a great tragedy, I’ll give them that. However, it’s not the greatest love story of all time. People need to stop saying that. If you’re looking for the greatest love story of all time, I’d suggest looking for the Princess Bride
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Nope. Look for “UP”. Hands down, the greatest movie love story of all time.
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#130
Nano Iders 2 years ago
My wife (then girlfriend) made me an ankle bracelet about a year after we started dating. She tied it around my ankle while I was taking a nap. 25 years later and still there.
Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
Same! Wearing it right now! My best friend gave it to me for pansexual awareness day and it’s got the colors of the flag 🥹 its a bit stretched out but I love it so much and wear it every day
Edward Monks 2 years ago
true, even if its like a bit of packing string, going on till it breaks and falls off
DisguisedDragon 2 years ago
Me and my bf have matching ones :) he never takes it off, except for one time we’re it broke, but he fixed it- he says he loves it cuz it reminds him of me when I’m away <3
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
Back in the 80’s our thing was small safety pins with colored beads on them. You pinned them near the top of your front laces On your shoes. If you had a lot, that meant you had a lot of friends. Does anyone else remember friendship pins ??
#131
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
Save the old films that were made from nitro cellulose!!! Oh please don’t let them get destroyed
#132
Nicola Roberts 2 years ago
Not a great photo. Is it exposing (pretend) hieroglyphics because that would be cool in the right setting.
Gabriela Cink 2 years ago
I guess in wall dents? You can see stright lines. And also inside the black frame there is colorfull spot in wall.
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KittyGaming 2 years ago
I didn't know how to do this my whole life but the year we just got of off i learned how to do and kept doing all the time
#134
StrangePenguin 2 years ago
for some reason i always liked that part just before he goes missing…. the music was cool
#135
Emerald Joanna 2 years ago (edited)
Seeing as neither of these women should be role models for anybody but a spoon & Pete Davidson is a spoon...makes total sense...
Justin Trouble 2 years ago
Please explain the spoon reference, is this an insult of some form?
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Huddo's sister 2 years ago
Every time I hear of Pete Davidson I think of Dr Who and have to remind myself it's Peter Davidson! (No idea who the other one is, but Peter Davidson is my favourite of the Classic Doctors)
#136
Emma Goransdottir 2 years ago
I think both of them eating cuteness pills🙂
Load More Replies... Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
That's a mastiff. They're a giant breed, even as puppies XD It's just super sad that the larger dog breeds have shorter lifespans :( I only got 12 years with my heart-dog, who was a GSD.
#137
#138
Edward Monks 2 years ago
so its writting like a fool with all the emojies breaking up your sentances.
#139
️ ️lefty libra️ 2 years ago
ok but i feel like we all have that one uncle who turns every conversation into politics
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
My whole family talks about politics often, but I don't think in the way you mean.
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Luke Branwen 2 years ago
Moon Knight was better than Infinity War & Endgame combined
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LillieMean 2 years ago
??????yes????Why???do??? people????write?????like??this. 👏Or👏👏this👏👏👏way.👏👏 🪥Annoying.🚽
Maren Gärtner 2 years ago
Punctuation marks are not pack animals (Satzzeichen sind keine Rudeltiere, as you would say in Germany)
Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
This is me and my dog. I look into his eyes and i see the happiness in them so I get happy the he gets happy that I’m happy and I get happy that he’s happy and it goes on forever.
Catherine Maven 2 years ago
I know a female CEO who ONLY speaks in Uptalk ... Like EVERY sentence is a QUESTION? And it makes me NUTS??
#142
Living Example 2 years ago
Some day that kid will hunt you down Maybe not today maybe not next week. But some day......
Sanja Uzelac 2 years ago
Unless you gave them to him and enjoyed his face being bright again, you are a psycho.
#143
RuffianLivesOn 2 years ago
Guy on the left never hid that he was a bad guy. Guy on right was a snake.
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#144
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
My dad has clocks that have the times his kids were born
Catherine Maven 2 years ago
Oh! I was trying to sound it out! Lyin' eye Clock-rose. Lionine cockroach??
#145
Sam Juan 2 years ago
At the end of season 1 of Squid Game, the protagonist, right as he was about to board a plane (and shortly after dyeing his hair red), received a mysterious phone call. He then proceeds to run back through the airport, away from his flight, setting up a potential season 2. This implies that he probably ignored the phone call and continued on his flight.
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Gi-Hun from the end of season one of Squid Games
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mariahcareysleftnip(they/them) 2 years ago
squid games is a korean tv show in which the characters play children’s games for money
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MushroomHead22 2 years ago
I think some of these would make more sense if we were living in the timeline of those tweets.
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Memes are like the reason I breathe atp. And cats. And dogs. And red pandas. And cute stuff in general
MushroomHead22 2 years ago
I think some of these would make more sense if we were living in the timeline of those tweets.
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