That last line got me. I laughed way to hard at that.

This is a better tip than any tik tok life-changing mind-blowing tip I have seen.

aweee [EDIT: i meant “awe” because i don’t say “aw”]

same

that is soooo cute

What the hell is wrong with people, who seriously could ever have a problem with two people in love getting married?

Cute af! Beautiful couple, I hope they are happy together forever

Nailed it.

my heart-

Are you Mr. Bean?

Indiana Bones

So basically don't give any f***s and live forever

lol….I can’t Un see this now

Love it.

Look at that smile :D

When I was a college professor, all the exams I gave were open book.

This is me everyday

OMG the ❤️ on the leg 😍😍

What a great family ☺️

awww pookie

heeeeeeyyy yaaaaalllll

He even plays the same character in every film!

Whooooo ..classy ;)

CUTEEE

No Scooby!!

What a beautiful photograph ❤️

It’s to make themselves look big and scary. Don’t tell them how squeezable they look…act scared. 😉

let him live life bro

It's true. My son has taught me as much as I have taught him

Awww I want to pet all of them… even though I’ll probably lose my arm doing so

Brilliant!

I'd still end up with about 12inches on the edge because cat.

You would think their outfits would be grander? Like come on!

Give her a fishing rod and have her do traffic.

But were you wearing a tutu at the time?

Black cats are the best! 🐈‍⬛

I see he still hasn't bought the baby cow.

ugh i can feel it 🤮

These were always just rich people parties.

I'm sort of comfortable at work now after a year and 8 months. It helps a lot when you are training a new worker and feel so know-it-all xD

pretty

Hasn't anyone of those characters in a horror movie ever been to the movies and seen a horror movie? Because they would know then that you don't open the door, go into the basement, hide in the closet, run into the barn, I mean geeez.

Laughed out way loudly to this one!!

Am sure Tom's dad is an actor too...very familiar face!

i needed a unicorn…NIEGHHH

I wanna watch sqiud game but im 12😭

i’m that one person listening tho, i won’t look like it but you do have my full attention no matter how boring the story :)

Actually, this is my life and it hurts much more if these people were even asking you to tell your story, beforehand...

After a while you just get used to it and start going out alone with headphones and a book. "But you can do that at home!" Yes, but I don't have beer on tap in my kitchen.

One of the reasons I don't talk a lot. Pretty sure my stories aren't boring, I think most people are just selfish 🤷‍♀️ my true friends know my stories