10 degrees celsius isn't even cold, coming from a canadian

Cool cat

I know the earth is flat, but looking at this picture I see it's got an edge to it also. Is that what is meaning of living on the edge is?

One of the best jokes ever, in my opinion.

Hawaiian and Japanese is usually pretty good about this

Me! Me! Me!

It works with adults too. I've started using that in my English classes and on average I tend to get more questions since suddenly people aren't afraid to raise their hand anymore.

louder, more obnoxiously, violently, and while profiteering. Edison only worked on things that would bring him profit, all Tesla wanted was for EVERYONE to have access to his inventions

I’m sure some of us could use it to our advantage!

Fr tho. Native English speaker.

No Internet Connection

I talk like this whenever I attempt to have a phone conversation XD

IRS: we know how but it's a secret and we aren't telling. Unless you mess up. If so enjoy jail sucker.

Ah! the element of surprise

Oh no, a rainbow. I can hear the sound of furious keystrokes coming from mommys basement as I type this.

And she graduated.

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Ah a perfect example of Zen Navigating Life!

this is like the meme about someone trying to get a job for like 20 year olds but you need at least 30 years of expirience. LMAO

i’ll do it tomorrow

So true i always pick the closest one and pray

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I was told you only use contractions for speech.

But what do you do when you need less??

Changing the kerning is a good way to expand your essay.

M h m ye ah 1000 iq

Stack overflow

Whales: Evolve lungs, leave ocean. See the shitshow on land. Return to ocean.

um technically washington dc is a capitol not a capital, just saying XD

My twin daughters just started taking pictures of the board instead of trying to copy it all down.

This needs a sneaky 3rd character "Me, who repairs and even improves defective products"

https://www.sciencealert.com/why-do-mirrors-flip-things-horizontally-but-not-vertically-here-s-the-physics

The only thing I ever did with sin, cos, and tan was name a character in a story I wrote. His name is Sintancoslo. XD

That's what the internet is for

The censored word in question (synonym of 'knave') is a slang term for a male sexual organ

Set aside your petty grievances and lets come together to defeat this evil

The amount of tines Wikipedia has sucked me into a black hole of weird articles. ...

Moving the goats to the other pasture today. One that enjoys eating everything went first. Making all sorts of noises for temporarily leaving his friends. Gets to new pasture noises are extremely muffled through massive mouthfuls of his favorite food to munch on. Basically this exact picture