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Snitches get glitches

Can someone please book this kid a speaking tour?

Maybe you did just hadn’t realised it yet

I worked as a temp for a temporary company that the insurance outsourced it paperwork to. I was just regular admin, but the of the workers who talked to the doctors about claims informed me that the instructions that came down the line from the insurance company were, “deny, deny, deny, deny, until the doctors screams some more, does a c**p-load more of paperwork, and then maybe approve it.” I kid you not. If you still think universal healthcare is a bad idea, please don’t get seriously ill.

Insurance (continued): okay, She does need it, but we're not going to cover it.....

Currently dealing with this for my seizure medication ☹️

Insurance company asking the doctor instead of a doctor they've paid is the real joke here.

Literally in this hell right now. The added bonus is that the Dr's office says I have no medication benefits and the insurance company won't let me see my benefits because it's a 3rd party through COBRA. So, who knows if I can take a different medication.

I have Kaiser coverage. Went in with back and neck trouble. Had an X-ray that day and an MRI two days later. Still waiting for the doctor to review it and make recommendations from there. It doesn't have to be his way. Vote Democrats into office locally and nationally and we'll get our country back from Trump and his gang of thieves.

OHHHHHH I HATE THIS!! Like hey insurance, YOU ARE NOT MY DOCTOR!! Why tf do you think they prescribed the medicine to me in the first place?! Just do your job and tell the pharmacy "Ok"

Every 90 days.

IKR. Such a waste of time.

Hysterically outrageously true! Haha. 😁👌

No. Let's ask OUR highly paid doctor.

Filling a pain med script (that you've taken for years): My doctor: You need this. Pharmacist: I need to see more verification that you are actually in pain and need this (forget the fact that we were giving you quite literally almost three times as much with no problem 10 years ago). Deep thanks to the addicts who ruined life for all of us with REAL pain.

Not in the UK.

In the earlier days of medication-assisted addiction therapy, it was a crazy nightmare. You needed prior authorization for the medication (but not for potent opiate painkillers!) But they wanted you to start the medication that day. And prior authorization could take 48 hrs, more if it was a Friday. So yeah, you need that medication to start your recovery, and you need it every day without skipping a dose. But you can't have it til Monday so you're going to keep using over the weekend. So your prescription (hopefully) gets approved and you get your medication. You have to come back every week to get a prescription for another week's medication. Let's say your appointment is every Thursday. Eventually there will come a month where there is 5 Thursdays. Nope, insurance denies it, because you can't possibly need 5 weekly prescriptions in a month, red-flag him/her! They're obviously abusing them! (I'm SO glad medication-assisted addiction treatment has gotten better, at least here.)

It’s not a toxic trait-

Amen!

Target is talking like you died of dysentery on the Oregon trail!

Ok wait! I've never considered winning therapy. This changes things.

It always annoys me that we can sleep wrong. Seriously, body, how is that so difficult?

You forgot overthinkinggggg

New name for baby cheetahs: cheetos

I am he. 😉

*pulls out notes* ahhhhh yyyyeeesssss

True, dat.

how snazzy

Fair enough, proceed.

Excellent observation

Snow White's stepmom was mad that a child was prettier than she was and tried to poison said child.

You can say he's mooooved on.

It's a vicious cycle really, but curious how they got this photo of me?

I have absolutely thought this. Wondered if a psych hospital would allow me to sleep enough.

Maybe they have PTSD from an incident involving a Great Dane coming into their house and eating the leftover Taco Bell that was on the table. Said Great Dane then proceeded to bark very loudly and wake up the OP, who was taking a nap. They thought that there was some sort of wild animal in the house, so they hid under the covers. The dog then left and OP checked the security cameras to see what it was. The OP then got angry because they were saving that Taco Bell for later. Since that day, they have never liked dogs.

Why even ask an eight year old this question? Or any age?

My singing in the shower might as well summon demons

Guilty, you caught me

I hit myself in the face when my brush got caught on my shirt the other day. The immediate anger I felt made my partner laugh lol

We did just that for our 9 year old Shih Tzu. 2 years later, she’s happier and has more pep in her step.