It really does feel like this.

Relatable

had to be there

And that's why my bloodline ends with me

Lol. Paris olympic was full of drama

Daily struggle.

Just 50? Come on brain, stop slackin'

Ends up being 30 minutes and the potato is now contemplating whether to get seasoned or become mashed in bed.

Wish they wouldn't notify it's shipped when all they've done is create a label.

I work remote. It's amazing

Oh yes

Is it home time yet?

lol me

Same

I had that feeling when I did a fluke triple pirouette without falling for the first time. Never was able to recreate that ever again.

No regerts.

2 rights

Ah yes, the no accountability apology. Always a popular choice

Aww the sleepy time tea bear! I love him!

Ugh yes, me 😩

Sadly this is me and that’s with glasses

LOL, as if. If I had money, I'd just finally get my physical health issues and mental health issues fixed/see specialists, get new lenses for my glasses (been looking through the most scratchy, pitted, bleary pieces of glass for a few years now), fix my car, and save the rest for food, treats, toys, and vet care for my pets XD

This picture made me yawn. 🤣

"that will cost you more"

“Snackcident”!! Love it!! New word unlocked

Always listen to your gut feelings. If I had, I wouldn't have an ex-wife!

Just manifest me a fully functional Tardis for $50, or Scooby's doghouse in "A Pup Named Scooby-Doo".

Or they did stuff that was dumped on you.

That would be hips currently.

Well yeah obviously it's an important decision 😋

What's wrong with that? Here's a little secret. Your man thinks you are hot AF! It doesn't matter that you just woke up from a nap, haven't washed your hair in three days, and shoveling food into your mouth with a bulldozer. He thinks you are a goddess. You don't have to like it, but you should accept it, and move on.

This too shall pass

Depression do be like that.

hunh...I'm gonna have a brother??

Aaahh, can‘t wait till this effing heat is over, i really suffer… Autumn, you are WELCOME

I do this at work actually.

Maybe he should smoke what she's smoking

I need desserts.

18?

Then Netflix starts judging you: "Are you seriously still watching this s**t, go to bed MF!" Not what it actually says, but I know what it's thinking. I can read between the lines

Done it!

was this right before we sacked him?

You are busy relaxing. That's fine.

This is literally me, but if I brush my hair XD the_hair-6...ce1fcb.jpg

Ugggghhhh hurry up already

Wus uuuuuppppppppp?

None of which taste like a fresh tomato (including that force-ripened one in the top right).

Hey at least you’re not hungry! Oh wait…

Dude

Not cool hiding from your boyfriend in the dark. No wonder he's drunk.