Bite a breeder today. Let’s hear it for the shelter pups! Good dawgzies.

It took me a minute. Good on you, girl! Lose that excess fat!

How awesome! Imagine knowing you've touched someone like that. And for him to let her know -- I just have the happy feels right now.

I thought the same thing for a bit.

Awesome photo

What a loving husband you are. You are definitely a keeper.

legend

This is amazing.

Maybe she's so popular because she's the nicest gal.

THIS!!!

What a kind landlord.

That's so sweet

This one always makes me smile. At times, I think everyone needs laughing luggage.

I hate to be that guy, but in the UK that bill would be $0. Total. Ever. And as a diabetic, all his other prescriptions would be free for life too.

People pointing out to him that his wife ‘has grown’ need to go f themselves. And Pierce is a decent person but this is kind of the bare minimum for getting praise, ‘loving your spouse as they are’

That's how you do it! :)

I cry T_T

the beer angel is a good drag queen name

fun fact-most dogs are allergic to chocolate, but some are not and, while they cannot eat it safely, but will not die (much of this is dependent on weight) my friends dog apparently got into the fridge and ate a WHOLE GODDAMN CHOCOLATE CAKE and was fine afterwards.

More teachers need to be like this

Celebrate every victory!

And it worked, didn’t it.

Wise beyond her years.

Congratulations on becoming an Uncle...but not an ordinary Uncle, but a FUNCLE! So glad you didn't take your life. Your niece is very, very lucky to have you in her life!

I actually do this XD

I managed to get dressed today...

Sadly, German Shepherds with dwarfism suffer from a myriad of health issues and do not live long.

This is hilarious

AND.....

That's a pretty colour

Ugh, I looked mine up and its in the middle of the ocean near Australia.. Don't think I can get anyone to play that game :D

Thanks to the teachers who do this it's amazing!

What fun!

We did that for the kids at my wife's school. And food too. Hardest part was they needed so much more and would ask to bring essentials home to their family cause they were hungry or didn't have necessities either.

I keep stuff for emergencies, but our school nurse has a well-stocked closet, and in our office area, in an extra room , we have our "mall" with clothing, toiletries, etc. If a student needs to "go shopping" he or she tells a teacher who arranges it. And a local church packs over 200 backpacks every weekend for certain students to take home, backpacks that contain extra food to get the kid and family members through the weekend without school breakfast and lunch. John Q Public just does not realize or have any idea what schools and teachers actually do these days. We're so busy sometimes trying to meet our students' most basic needs we have little time to teach.

This is great... But I have to say, it makes me angry that teachers have to be the local community pantry because the US is a supposedly developed country that doesn't guarantee that children have food and basic hygiene items.

Let’s underpay our educators, who reach into their own pockets to help the students, but overpay our CEO’s, who reach into OUR own pockets to help themselves. 🤦🏾‍♀️ SMH

I thought those tampons were joints at first and I was like ok ok legalization has gone too far if teachers are handing out joints

It's not just new teachers. Any person with "a teacher's heart" knows the living conditions of her students. She also knows what food stamps don't cover (hygiene products (soap, deodorant, toothpaste, toothbrushes) paper products, feminine hygiene products, etc. She will provide what she can so that her students can maintain (or establish) their sense of self-worth. Many students are bullied because they "stink," "smell," etc. Students can't learn if they are not able to be like their peers, if they're hungry or if they've been kept up at night by domestic quarreling/violence, gunshots, or worse yet.. Teachers can't save all of their students from their bad surroundings, but they can (and do) make sure that they have little necessities.

This is supposed to make me feel good, but it makes me so sad. Teachers aren't paid enough to be doing what the state/feds should be doing.

I love this!

I like this plan. Now I just need to find 7 girlfriends

I've never gotten the point of big giant weddings. Shouldn't the day just be about you and your significant other?

My mum is always like "you don't have to stop" and gets annoyed if I do it. I NEED TO AND WANT TO MUM

Stealing this one

i'm not sure if i'll get super downvoted for this, but i watch 911 and i recently heard there is a big group of buddie shippers that are mad because the show is supposedly queerbaiting. Some of their arguments consist in Eddie screaming Buck's name when Buck was struck by a lightning and them holding hands when Buck was pulling Eddie from a colapsing building. All I see is a very nice and rare type of friendship, where one is constantly there for the other, and I find very sad that some people are not used to this anymore. I remember McDanno's friendship from hawaii 5-0 and i really wish more shows had this kind of relationship again, but i'm not certain if it wouldn't get mistaken for something else and hated on.

I want to know what the delivery guy thought

What if it's 19 and 21. 2 yrs man grow up

I love this

But what if I don't really know WHAT I'm lacking but only THAT.

best mum ever( other than my mum)

All Shrek movies are full of little "easter eggs" (so to speak) like that. A true master piece when you can have a lot of fun watching no matter your age/level of comprehension.

Sounds way better, not gonna lie

Covering up a gross comment with love and positivity

I'm just so happy that they're allowed to get married. <3 It's being discussed today again in our parlament and I know it's not gonna go well...

Yeah, slightly less sweet when you know that he was physically abusive to her during their relationship.