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Initiations, pranks, and social clubs mix with assignments, tests, and the beginnings of a career search to make the fascinating cocktail that is student life. Whether the memories are fond, horrifying, or repressed, campus stories are popular for a reason. And like anything popular, the internet is awash with student memes dedicated to them. 
The “College Confessions” Instagram account posts more than just gossip; it features funny and relatable memes about university life that one doesn't have to be a student to enjoy. We also contacted David Kozak, co-founder of College Media LLC, to ask a few questions. So be sure to upvote your favorite student life memes and comment on your own tales from campus life. 

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Prof Is One Of The Boys

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Pro Study Tips!

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Bored Panda contacted the co-founder of "College Confessions" to ask a few questions about the page and the student memes themselves. Despite being aimed particularly at campus life, a decent segment of the page's followers were not actually in any form of higher education. "About 60-70% of students are in college, and the rest are either finished or about to enroll," he said, based on their user statistics. The page's main focus is posting anonymous confessions alongside memes for students, so we were curious if they had any rules for what people can submit. The answer was simple, "no rules at all."

Any discussion of campus life with a student or ex-student will inevitably stumble into discussions of what their experience was like as a freshman versus, say, a junior. The American high school experience also uses these terms. Despite how common they are, many people don’t even stop to think about why they exist. So, like many elements of “American” culture, the origin is actually British.

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Hold Up... He Might Be Onto Something

Hold Up... He Might Be Onto Something

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Wholesome

Wholesome

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There’s So Many Other Places Smh

There’s So Many Other Places Smh

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To start, the freshmen are a needlessly gendered denominator. This one is pretty straightforward, as the term comes literally from older students calling newer ones fresh, i.e. simply new. Since the 17th-century education system was generally male-dominated, at the time, it made sense to follow “fresh” with men, though they could have referred to them as boys if they really wanted to drive home the idea of new, novice students. 

The sophomore is an immediate level up, as it utilizes Greek words to add some weight to the concept, something a sophomore might think is cool and relevant. However, the meaning is actually quite clever, combining the concepts of intelligence (Sophos, or “wise”) and foolishness (moros,) which perfectly encapsulates most sophomores. They are smart enough to know a handful of things and have survived year one. But they still lack any true wisdom despite their own thoughts on the matter. And we have tons of relatable memes for students to prove it.

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Let’s Hear Them

Let’s Hear Them

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Only The Smart Ones Get It

Only The Smart Ones Get It

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Well Played

Well Played

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The last two terms used to be longer, junior sophister and senior sophister (meaning expert), though now we mostly just keep the first part of the whole phrase. These terms do appear somewhat ridiculous when we think about applying them to high schoolers, who are unlikely to be wise at any point in their education. If that offends you, you are probably still in high school and came to look at these student memes to learn what to expect later on. I would recommend waiting a year or two and coming back to see if you feel the same way.

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Honestly A Vibe

Honestly A Vibe

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Well Done

Well Done

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What Kinda School

What Kinda School

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Of course, actual student life isn’t just academics unless the student prefers it to be that way. College and University are times of active social encounters, growing up and often causing mayhem. However, student pranks that are often turned into memes about university life later on aren’t just some modern outpouring of youth that has lost all its morals; rather, they have existed as long as Universities have been around, going back to the Middle Ages.

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Adapt. Improvise. Overcome

Adapt. Improvise. Overcome

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Going To Be Memorizing Them All

Going To Be Memorizing Them All

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Francis
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thou frothy fat-kidneyed coxcomb :D EDIT: insults that the BP algorithm can't censor :)

WiggleJiggle (they/them)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Saving this to my photos for when I need something insulting to tell the trolls

Cosmologist wannabe
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thou got downvoted by some gorbellied doghearted flax wench. Now, taketh t'is upvote

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thou infectious fly-bitten barnacle, thou flea, thou errant clay-brained, loon-faced clotpole! May thee rot in the gorbellied primordial space that is thy haggarded, mangled inferno!

Cat Chat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Speaking to my footwarmer currently snuggling on my feet: Thou fawning common-kissing foot-licker 😽

The Original Bruno
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is nothing compared to Pope Francis' insults of traditional Catholics. "Semi-pellagian," "thought-pagans." Someone compiled a list of hundreds.

Ann Coffman
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, some become too, too involved in the history and ceremonies of the Catholic Church and need reminding of the true teachings of the Christ whose footsteps they profess to follow. CHINOs, CHristians In Name Only?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you wish you could speak Shakespearean? Here's a gift from me to you. It's an online English to Shakespearean translator. Enjoy it, and has't thou a most wondrous day! https://lingojam.com/EnglishtoShakespearean

Donkey boi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Beslubbering, guts-griping, flap-dragon' wins my choice award.

Miocha
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thou frothy common-kissing bum-bailey will be my favorite

Sadie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg my theatre class had to have a shakespearean roast battle where there were 2 sides that just threw insults at each other and there team would hype them up

ValdaDeDieu
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Copied for further use when I echo on Spoutible and encounter a dankish, beef-witted fustilarian joithead.

Elina Wachtmeister
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thou loggerheaded clay-brained barnacle! Ha, that's actually kind of fun!

RandomHumanBean
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thou goatish fly-bitten hedge-pig :D my friend has a pencil case covered in Shakespearean insults. its amazing

cj be like
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i am ashamed to be in presence with thee! Thou art such a lumpish fly-bitten bladder!

Sicily Vincent
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my turn, you artless, boil-brained, mangled, flap-mouthed barnacle

Jack Evans
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've met at least two dozen teachers who originally created this.

Jack Evans
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've met at least two dozen teachers who claim this as their own original work

v
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hell-hated! Imagine being so bad as to be turned away from that party.

Menacing Duck
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My english teacher should take some tips from this teacher

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A- For Not Deleting The Part At The Top

A- For Not Deleting The Part At The Top

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Like all things Medieval, the jokes and japes were generally more cruel and often ended in more violence. The St Scholastica’s Day Massacre occurred in 1355 in Oxford, where disgruntlement at watered-down wine spilt over into a pitched battle between students, a tavern keeper, and other guests. The final death toll (when have you last heard that in reference to University misbehavior) stood between forty and sixty-three.

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W Bonus Question

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The Kitkat Bandit

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Solid Advice

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If fraternity and sorority are now the main dividers of groups in campus life, Medieval universities had their own divisions, mainly based on fraternal associations of scholars drawn from similar regions. As usual, these groups might battle each other, normally leaving injured scholars in the streets. A few times, blood would be spilt, which would lead to another cycle of violence as the losing party would no doubt seek revenge.

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Bro Tweakin’

Bro Tweakin’

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And It Was -6

And It Was -6

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Fortunately, modern college life will unlikely require a pitched street battle just to protect oneself. In some cases, students might have to organize themselves to protect their rights or to promote other causes. Students have long been politically active, either demanding justice in the case of racial discrimination or promoting student loan debt forgiveness in the United States. International Students' Day marks the suppression of anti-Nazi students in occupied Czechoslovakia in 1939, where nice students and professors were executed. If you want to see more student memes and tales, click here, here, and here.

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Crying Is Allowed?? Excuse Me

Crying Is Allowed?? Excuse Me

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He’s Write About This One

He’s Write About This One

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Finals Season

Finals Season

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Ams Aren’t For Everybody…

Ams Aren’t For Everybody…

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Thinking Outside The Box?

Thinking Outside The Box?

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Smh My Head

Smh My Head

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College Is A Scam

College Is A Scam

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10¢ A Pop

10¢ A Pop

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Untouched?

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The Cure To Everything

The Cure To Everything

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Too Early For This

Too Early For This

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Life Lately

Life Lately

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What’s His Name??

What’s His Name??

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How Do You Even ¿

How Do You Even ¿

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Quote Of The Day

Quote Of The Day

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