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Initiations, pranks, and social clubs mix with assignments, tests, and the beginnings of a career search to make the fascinating cocktail that is student life. Whether the memories are fond, horrifying, or repressed, campus stories are popular for a reason. And like anything popular, the internet is awash with student memes dedicated to them. 
The “College Confessions” Instagram account posts more than just gossip; it features funny and relatable memes about university life that one doesn't have to be a student to enjoy. We also contacted David Kozak, co-founder of College Media LLC, to ask a few questions. So be sure to upvote your favorite student life memes and comment on your own tales from campus life. 

#1

Yuri Gagarin

University student meme about history professor's lesson on Yuri Gagarin, highlighting humor in learning.

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sbj
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I take pride in the fact I can't name the Kardashians, however I am aware of their existence which is not good

Take me to dinner first
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ikr, I ignore their existence but even still I'm able to name 5 freaking Kardashians

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Janine B.
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's forget about this stupid family and let's honor Yuri. He was such a humble and nice human being and died way too early. "Orbiting Earth in the spaceship, I saw how beautiful our planet is. People, let us preserve and increase this beauty, not destroy it!"

Sonia Bailey
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't forget he also held the Soviet Government to account of the death of his friend Vladamir Komorov.

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ЛеснойКороль(ForestKingHe/Him)
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it’s now my goal in life to make it into a presentation slide with the title #insane pointing at me

Pineapple (he/him)
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i know how, just buy a tank and go to every fast food place in california, surely your gonna be on the news everywhere and in history classes for years

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Clay S.
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bonus points if you know who Valentina Tereshkova is

CD King
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

please upvote this to the top

HARRY KOPPERS
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everything I've learned about the Kardashians has been against my will.

Coconut 🥥
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can name all the Kardashians 😎

White Sauce Hot Sauce
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know the Kardashians, but it's not by choice.

Fresh Big
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who would censor "a*s"? Some "dumbass" "f****t"!

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    #2

    Prof Is One Of The Boys

    University professor conducts experiment wearing a wizard hat and cape in front of a class, projecting notes.

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    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my teachers had done this. Science classes on Halloween would be something else.

    V33333P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The overhead projector is doing me in I love it

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good god, I haven't seen an OHP for years!

    Sheena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Protect this man at all costs

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    #3

    Pro Study Tips!

    Tweet about university students collectively using Google Docs for lecture notes.

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    Bored Panda contacted the co-founder of "College Confessions" to ask a few questions about the page and the student memes themselves. Despite being aimed particularly at campus life, a decent segment of the page's followers were not actually in any form of higher education. "About 60-70% of students are in college, and the rest are either finished or about to enroll," he said, based on their user statistics. The page's main focus is posting anonymous confessions alongside memes for students, so we were curious if they had any rules for what people can submit. The answer was simple, "no rules at all."

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    Any discussion of campus life with a student or ex-student will inevitably stumble into discussions of what their experience was like as a freshman versus, say, a junior. The American high school experience also uses these terms. Despite how common they are, many people don’t even stop to think about why they exist. So, like many elements of “American” culture, the origin is actually British.

    #4

    Hold Up... He Might Be Onto Something

    University life meme: professor shares humorous pearls of wisdom on board, highlighting student experiences with humor.

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    CJay M
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds Scottish... edit it literally says scottish on the paper lmao im a genius

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are not pearls of wisdom. They be facts of life. 😉🤣

    Miss Revelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking doesn't solve any problem except dehydration and alcohol can't solve that either.

    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6. Never throw your pearls before swine.

    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Number 3 is too true, avoid doing this at all costs

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder our planet is so depressing. NO! Help as many people as you possibly can. BE KIND!!!!!

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand 3 ... Don't help a man or he'll keep coming back to bother you whenever he's in trouble again?

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people never get their lives sorted out, so need regular help. But not helping just makes the world a very depressing place, and makes us a selfish species.

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    Roadkill The Brave
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever someone asks me why I smoke I tell them 'Murder's still illegal and I'm too pretty for prison.' It's a joke, obviously, but there are days where stress levels make me stabby so let me use my stress coping mechanism bad or otherwise.

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he quit? That would be an awesome resignation letter lol

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    #5

    Wholesome

    University life meme showing a teacher drawing a cat on a whiteboard in class when a student is absent.

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    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its because cats make everything better :)

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure so! Some things even are bearable thanks to cats at all anyway...

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    CJay M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone doesnt get the referance to morris... that was a cat who ran for mayor of a city in Mexico... el candidito Mauricio

    bennu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the little b******e

    Minty mosasaurus
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw the cat’s from a mobile game Neko atsume lol

    Zi Lin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snowball! First cat you get in the Neko Atsume mobile game. Haven't played it for years now but still recognized him immediately. Chill dude.

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    #6

    There’s So Many Other Places Smh

    Text meme about life at university humorously stating places where parking should be free: university and hospital.

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having patients pay for parking at a hospital should be illegal!

    Joseph Grimmett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At parking at a University should be included with the rediculas tuition they charge

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parking was so easy and cheap when I was at university. Nobody could afford a car and we all walked or went on the bus!

    Queen Jackson.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And freshman aren’t even allowed cars at the places I’m thinking of going to.

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    Catherine Graves
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love if my local hospital had free parking. But I used to park across from the hospital at one of many medical offices. When parking at the hospital was free, visitors to other businesses abused it. And for the same reason, eventually the medical offices initiated pay parking too, because visitors to the hospital would fill our parking lot and leave no room for our own patients. It can be a vicious circle.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to cheat by switching between parking in delivery bays out the back of the schools when I found out what days and hours they came and didn’t and then move the car around the block to public parking around the parking metres guys hours 😂 hectic but I made it without a ticket, inconveniencing the delivery people or paying for parking for a whole year. Each class I usually had to move the car or during a class

    Bruce Horton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hospital care is free where I live, costing thousands of dollars per day I'm sure. The outrage over a $20 parking fee mystifies me.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (public) Hospital care is free where I live, but the parking is $20 PER HOUR!

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    Aria the Dog Lover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. I can park freely when I want to go to the grocery store, but as soon as I want a further education or a trip to the hospital that could be life or death, I have to pay ridiculous prices. Personally that's why I opt out of further education and to solve the hospital problems, my pronouns are healthy/alive. This is a joke obviously, if your mad you need to loosen up.

    Fakus nameus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your moms house. I’m there so often I should have a permit

    No Clue
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when you live in a dorm ON CAMPUS. Twenty years later and it still pısses me off. 😡🤬

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about the parking lot of the building you WORK AT?

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    To start, the freshmen are a needlessly gendered denominator. This one is pretty straightforward, as the term comes literally from older students calling newer ones fresh, i.e. simply new. Since the 17th-century education system was generally male-dominated, at the time, it made sense to follow “fresh” with men, though they could have referred to them as boys if they really wanted to drive home the idea of new, novice students. 

    The sophomore is an immediate level up, as it utilizes Greek words to add some weight to the concept, something a sophomore might think is cool and relevant. However, the meaning is actually quite clever, combining the concepts of intelligence (Sophos, or “wise”) and foolishness (moros,) which perfectly encapsulates most sophomores. They are smart enough to know a handful of things and have survived year one. But they still lack any true wisdom despite their own thoughts on the matter. And we have tons of relatable memes for students to prove it.

    #7

    Let’s Hear Them

    University student meme about mistakenly accused plagiarism incident involving original art found via Google search.

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    UsingTheMaxThirtyCharactersLol
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got in trouble for eating my lollipop before my sandwich in 3rd grade... Why Ms. White? WHY?

    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In grade 1 I got detention for reading a book during recess.

    Addi Moore <3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen why do people get so pressed that im ugly? like how is my uglyness going to bring up your ugly personality?? give it up buddy just give it up

    Joe Average
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet you are t ugly at all. Just a wrong impression about yourself.

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    ValdaDeDieu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dumbest thing I got into trouble for in class was READING A BOOK. It was a romance, and the school was Catholic, which meant the nun who was principal didn't know it was romance and so, sent me back to class unpunished but --! See the entire scenario of ironies here?

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeh that's just dumb. Feel for you

    Satan Laughs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. This exact thing happened to me. My Abnormal Psych teacher called me loudly into the hall after she passed back our graded finals essays. She proceeded to sternly, aggressively, and loudly tell me how she was going to get me thrown out of college and pretty much blacklisted (?) from future academia. Long story short, I proved it was my work that I posted online for peer review (this was in 2005 so there wasn’t much of an issue as today), aced the final— like scored 100 percent, but still no apology. I love/hate school.

    Take me to dinner first
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forgot my gmail logged on school's PC and someone wrote an email with a lot of curses. I didn't even know half those curses back then, never did anything wrong, never got called to the principal's office, but even still they never believed I didn't write it

    Duuuuuuude
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always found it irritating that i had to provide a citation whenever i quoted myself in a paper.

    ELLA HOLMES
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I go to a Christian school and we have this thing called chapel every Thursday, well I had a crush on this guy and we were talking but this teacher tells him to move down a few rose on the bleachers so we wouldn’t talk, my friend brought her water bottle. I grabbed a piece of ice and threw it at that boy, little did I know it went right past him and hit the principle. Still to this day my family laughs about my “INFRACTION FOR THROWING ICE IN CHAPEL” I cant—💀💀

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My buddy was selling his original artwork online and was contacted by the wife of a deceased artist accusing him of forgery. He sent close-up shots and a short video showing that the two works not only were different, but also their techniques were completely different. She did apologize.

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    #8

    Only The Smart Ones Get It

    Bearded professor wearing a humorous university student meme shirt.

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was one my dad wore like this, it said: "There are 10 types of people in this world: 1.Those who can read binary. 2. Those who can't."

    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 tyoes of people. Those who divide people into 2 types and those who don't.

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm crushing hard on your professor ngl

    Omima mimi miki
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this! haha nothing is ever known with certainty but I mean for those who think logically you can project a pretty good estimated guess what may happen next...... so he didn't need to write " Those who can't" Lol you already knew it. and for those who didn't know it - well haha that's the point and very sad. I want this shirt.

    Red PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang on I think I know this guy he might be my Chem teacher lmao

    John George
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary notation, & those who do not.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever came up with this is a genius with a wicked sense of humor.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the conservative crazies are definitely #1.

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    #9

    Well Played

    University life meme showing a DIY repair for dorm inspections with a wall hole covered by a plate.

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    Elina Wachtmeister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what happens when you have 20 of them? teacher: Why are there so many? Student: Ummmm. IDK! It was like this when I got here? *Runs out of room very quickly*

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no need for a degree with real-world skills like this

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toothpaste takes care of nail holes, unless you're a twitterpated twat who used roofing nails to hang things, or are flat out dipshitted enough to use blue toothpaste. Use WHITE TOOTHPASTE, twitwit.

    Queen Jackson.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t remember if I was doing a split, or if I was laughing too hard and accidentally kicked the wall backwards, but our old apartment had a whole like this. I just shifted the blame to the toddler.

    Michelle Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dorms are furnished dorms are furnished so you could rearrange the furniture to cover holesDorms are furnished so you could rearrange the furniture to cover holes

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    Isaac Harvey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An aspiring engineer, no doubt. Maybe not a good engineer, but an engineer nevertheless.

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    The last two terms used to be longer, junior sophister and senior sophister (meaning expert), though now we mostly just keep the first part of the whole phrase. These terms do appear somewhat ridiculous when we think about applying them to high schoolers, who are unlikely to be wise at any point in their education. If that offends you, you are probably still in high school and came to look at these student memes to learn what to expect later on. I would recommend waiting a year or two and coming back to see if you feel the same way.

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    #10

    Honestly A Vibe

    Students playing cards in a university dorm elevator, showcasing university life humor and spontaneity.

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    Little L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until you grow up and realize that that was the only time you could do it

    Kobe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhmm, I could totally see the seniors the the retirement home where I work do this....

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    Adam L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my college a couple of the floor residents were booted from their positions because during one of the breaks they decided to set up a slip-and-slide on one of the floors and got caught.

    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We played Monopoly in our elevator dorm in 1971, which had fifteen floors.

    Stephanie Barr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frat guys broke the lights in our elevators. One day, the door opened and there were kids holding a seance. Never mind, I'll get the next dark elevator.

    Forrest McCanless
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they couldn't do this in case of fire.

    Rebecca Broscombe-Adams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing! I love this freedom. If I had an elevator (or lift - UK here) I'd do this today. Top of the stairs doesn't cut it.

    Fresh Big
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attention seeking twats. 'Look at me, I'm so edgy and cool"

    Shelley Dawson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Become cabin crew. I definitely pulled of stunts like that when I was flying but that was in the mid-70s.

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    #11

    Well Done

    University life meme showing a student's humorous extra credit answer, drawing a square labeled as a "wrong triangle".

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    ThatCapybara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess the triangles a bit obtuse.

    Rachel Reynolds
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The government wanted to fake the moon landing, but they hired Kubrick to film it and he insisted on doing it on location.

    Rinso the Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best answer I've ever heard. You win the internet today Rachel

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    Nitka Tsar
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How DO you draw a wrong triangle? Draw a circle or what? I am not familiar with the term, if it is something special… now I need to google it. Damn Edit: ok I know it now and am dumbfounded about the English language.

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the answer? I googled it but am even more confused now!

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    Douglas Turner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, the moon landing WAS staged by the government... in real-time and 1:1 scale.

    FieryHotPotato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best part is that they were given the point lmaoo

    Timmy Pillinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that it was faked on location on the moon

    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... he's right. It was staged. Do you think those astronauts went there just happened upon a giant-a*s rocket that carried them to the only Earth's natural satelite? XD

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    #12

    What Kinda School

    Teachers perform a flashmob, head of math ziplines over university students during assembly.

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    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the name of this place? I’ll try and see if they’re accepting new admissions

    Sheena
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this. Wonder the name of the place and if it accepts admissions? Its for a friend ;)

    Disguise Doge.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember having a school assembly and my teachers filled up maybe hundreds of water balloons and splashed everyone in the school.

    JB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stupid ducking spellcheck.. every time

    Isaac Harvey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d pay to go to an event like this.

    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our math teacher ground chalk into a blackboard.

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    Of course, actual student life isn’t just academics unless the student prefers it to be that way. College and University are times of active social encounters, growing up and often causing mayhem. However, student pranks that are often turned into memes about university life later on aren’t just some modern outpouring of youth that has lost all its morals; rather, they have existed as long as Universities have been around, going back to the Middle Ages.

    #13

    Adapt. Improvise. Overcome

    University student meme: Professor using a fishing pole with a foam finger to point at a projector screen during a lecture.

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    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it. Hated being in a lecture hall and trying to figure out where the tiny red laser dot was; this is so much easier to follow

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never cared how they got their points across as long as they were stimulating enough to get my interest.

    Isaac Harvey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s either an x-foot-long pole or a <1cm circle. It’s not stupid if it works.

    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is really didn't believe in laser pointers, or just knows a better option when he sees it? 😉🤔🤣

    holter Di polter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why isn't he using the cursor arrow?

    Take me to dinner first
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean he doesn't believe in laser pointers?

    BewilderedBanana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    apparently he hasn't been presented with enough evidence to convince him of their existence... but he might be a laser pointer agnostic, so there's still hope for his eternally pointy soul :)

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    WFH Forever
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a chemist, I find it rather embarrassing....

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are things In an organic chem lab that affect fine motor control over time. Its possible that the teacher struggles with controlling a laser pointer so a larger object that allows gross muscle movements allows him to do the same function.

    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg we had one prof who did the same! He'd come to class with a 2m long pole and he used an old school projector instead of one hooked up to a computer and lo and behold, he taught chemistry! But it was inorganic chemistry, not organic chemistry as depicted here

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    #14

    Going To Be Memorizing Them All

    University students using a Shakespeare Insult Kit in class for a creative English exercise.

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    Francis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thou frothy fat-kidneyed coxcomb :D EDIT: insults that the BP algorithm can't censor :)

    WiggleJiggle (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saving this to my photos for when I need something insulting to tell the trolls

    Cosmologist wannabe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thou got downvoted by some gorbellied doghearted flax wench. Now, taketh t'is upvote

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thou infectious fly-bitten barnacle, thou flea, thou errant clay-brained, loon-faced clotpole! May thee rot in the gorbellied primordial space that is thy haggarded, mangled inferno!

    Kiah Skuse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thou lumpish half faced flapdragon!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahah :D

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Speaking to my footwarmer currently snuggling on my feet: Thou fawning common-kissing foot-licker 😽

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yummy, does he have a brother? Asking for a friend.

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    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is nothing compared to Pope Francis' insults of traditional Catholics. "Semi-pellagian," "thought-pagans." Someone compiled a list of hundreds.

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, some become too, too involved in the history and ceremonies of the Catholic Church and need reminding of the true teachings of the Christ whose footsteps they profess to follow. CHINOs, CHristians In Name Only?

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    QuirkyKittyGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you wish you could speak Shakespearean? Here's a gift from me to you. It's an online English to Shakespearean translator. Enjoy it, and has't thou a most wondrous day! https://lingojam.com/EnglishtoShakespearean

    No Clue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omgosh, that's amazing! Thank you!! 😁

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    #15

    A- For Not Deleting The Part At The Top

    Student meme highlighting university life and AI, with a funny exchange about assigning essays with ChatGPT.

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the first paragraph didn't give it away the last one certainly will

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure if the student has reached epic levels of stupid or legendary levels of lazy. Maybe both?

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    Don Slish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Students: Please learn how to cheat correctly. This is just embarrassing for both of us.

    ChatDeCafé
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didnt even delete the part at the bottom skulge

    Saint Tim the Godless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Achievement unlocked: fail a university course in one paragraph or less.

    Red PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m glad they have ChatGPT do this, very good against cheating, however if they don’t provide a reason why they need an essay I wonder if people can still cheat

    unseeable mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah i've used this before myself but I haven't cheated. It's very useful to get ideas tho.

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    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using as many Shakespearean insults as possible.

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    Like all things Medieval, the jokes and japes were generally more cruel and often ended in more violence. The St Scholastica’s Day Massacre occurred in 1355 in Oxford, where disgruntlement at watered-down wine spilt over into a pitched battle between students, a tavern keeper, and other guests. The final death toll (when have you last heard that in reference to University misbehavior) stood between forty and sixty-three.

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    #16

    W Bonus Question

    University life meme showing an exam question asking to identify the teacher assistant from photos, with option D circled.

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    Lulu Lemons
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha faceblindness go brrrrr (just to be clear this is a joke, I also have this)

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    S Mi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have Aphantasia. This would be tough, takes me a long tome to recognize people like that. Probably more than half a semester.

    Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good God! I'm struggling and I'm Asian!!

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know it's C; the answer is always C

    Lurking Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's about *half* time of the *whole* *quarter*" This bothers me more than it should.

    Niki B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope I can figure it out otherwise it'll be a shame. Wait, what? I don't have to.. fiuxxx

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just when you thought the midterm couldn't get any tougher, you have to solve a CAPTCHA.

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    #17

    The Kitkat Bandit

    Handwritten note on napkin about a Kit-Kat, showing humorous side of university life.

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    not batman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "did not take anything other than the Kit-Kat", ah hah, that's exactly what someone who took something other than the Kit-Kat would say... wait.. that's a bad thing nvm lol

    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gave himself several justifications: 1. Love KitKat 2. Hungry 3. Your door was unlocked. 4. You left it in the cupholder 5. Saw it. 6. Did not take anything other than KitKat. F*****g future CEO there...

    Saint Tim the Godless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a stupid thing for so many of the people in this thread to get into a twist over. Give me a break.

    Dylan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there's ever a KitKat in my car, it isn't mine. No Nestle products for me. 🙁

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walking back to our flats a bit tipsy from the club, when my buddy spies some kid snack like a Hostess Snoball, opens the car door, grabs it, and continues along like it was a common thing to do.

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was really pissed until I realized they were talking about a candy bar and not an actual kitty cat.

    Argie Smith
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, maybe he was just hungry? Because he wrote a note and said that he was sorry. Not everyone is well fed.

    Dkside
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gimme a break... Gimme a break... Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: "But seriously, I was trying to do you a favor so you didn't have to come back to a melted KitKat"

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    #18

    Solid Advice

    University life meme showing college advice: sleep more than study, study more than party, and party as much as possible.

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    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d add: “Choose a major based on the average start time of the earliest classes. Always wake in double digit hours & go to bed in the single digits.” None of that 8 or 9 AM BS!

    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So to maximize your party time in a day (24hrs, ie 1440 minutes), party for 479 minutes, study for 480 minutes and sleep for 481 minutes.

    Mikey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never go to excess, let moderation be your guide.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spent most of college majoring in beer.

    Kaiser
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we sleep and study as much as we possibly can?

    Miocha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this exact order or...?

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So....to maximize your sleep and study time, you really need to Party, Party, Party. 🤔

    Ginger Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8hrs 1 min sleep, 8hrs study and 7hrs 59mins party

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    If fraternity and sorority are now the main dividers of groups in campus life, Medieval universities had their own divisions, mainly based on fraternal associations of scholars drawn from similar regions. As usual, these groups might battle each other, normally leaving injured scholars in the streets. A few times, blood would be spilt, which would lead to another cycle of violence as the losing party would no doubt seek revenge.

    #19

    Bro Tweakin’

    University student staring at a computer screen showing broccoli, humorously depicting finals stress.

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    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No idea so it's just a guess, but it can be a design project, maybe he's cutting the pic

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have found a kindred spirit

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is no one gonna mention Adderall & Ritalin??? It’s finals week and he’s stuck on an image of a veggie. He’s def “tweaking” on one or the other.

    Johan Plane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Checking Mandelbrot fractals??

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always said that finals were a test of endurance, and not of knowledge.

    Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Broccoli are fractals. If you zoom on a tiny bit of the branch it will look like a miniature whole branch; then if you zoom on the tiny bit on the tiny bit it will look like a whole branch again, and so on. It is truly mesmerizing once you find the pattern.

    Callum Cotton
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then again, that is some REALLY cool broccoli.

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    durign finals week i just go here between studying

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was unknowingly preparing for the 2020 lockdown.

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    #20

    And It Was -6

    Calculator showing incorrect math test answer, highlighting student meme humor about university life challenges.

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    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember trying to take the maths section of the SATs. The answers I came up with were never even remotely close to the multiple choice options.

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's C or None of the above. 60% of the time it works everytime

    Sadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    doesn't everyone do that?

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s a ballpark estimate, this would be right.

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    #21

    Professor

    University life meme with a professor's email causing confusion over attachment issues.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your attachment appears to have dropped off. ;-)

    Arunika R.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was definitely not a mistake

    Just_Another_Bored_Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cancelling therapist appointment* You're telling me this NOW!??!!???

    Sicily Vincent
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly i would ask him how he knows before the correction

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly, it really is an attachment issue.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, but you were right the first time.

    Fortunately, modern college life will unlikely require a pitched street battle just to protect oneself. In some cases, students might have to organize themselves to protect their rights or to promote other causes. Students have long been politically active, either demanding justice in the case of racial discrimination or promoting student loan debt forgiveness in the United States. International Students' Day marks the suppression of anti-Nazi students in occupied Czechoslovakia in 1939, where nice students and professors were executed. If you want to see more student memes and tales, click here, here, and here.

    #22

    Crying Is Allowed?? Excuse Me

    University meme showing a humorous exam instruction about crying silently during the test.

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'M NOT CRYING QUIETLY! *LOUD SOBS*

    Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There there have a fuzzy blanket a cat a warm cup tea some relaxing music and a good book

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else ever got that test that was: This is a 100 question test. You have 90 minutes to complete it. You MUST follow all instructions exactly to pass. You MUST first ONLY read each question. After reading every question, go back and answer them.... Anyway, the instructions take a full 10 minutes to read, so you are already stressed for time. IF you actually followed instructions (spoiler alert, the whole point of the test), instead of skipping ahead and answer the questions as you go, number 100 was answer only this question: Write your name at the top of page 1. You obviously only pass if the only thing you wrote on the test was your name. 🤣

    Just_Another_Bored_Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!! *runs away crying loudly whilst using exam paper as a tissue*

    Musa baksh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    soooooo..... just be myself thennnn

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not wipe tears on exam paper. Just let them fall naturally on your answers (in pen) so that there is no way anyone can read the answers. Make sure some engineering terms are kinda legible.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is a test at Vietnam National University Hanoi written in English?

    WFH Forever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because many of these engineers get further training in the US, UK or Australia.

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a final with three questions and you had to answer two of them. And then rejecting the first question......

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lik'n this teacher. Humor helps learning.

    smile_b4_u_die
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that they know someone will cry💀💀

    lily
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a short final exam

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    #23

    He’s Write About This One

    Student meme about debating AP courses with a spelling correction in comments, reflecting university life humor.

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    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose - again - that's it's too much to ask what AP is?

    CaptainDinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Advanced placement. It's college level courses you take in highschool.

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    Apps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, "auto correct" makes us all look like high school drop-outs on a regular basis.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Combine that with character limits, forcing us to screw grammar and sentence structure, and we look like elementary kids.

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    ValdaDeDieu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on the class? If Grammar is not essential to that course, fine. If Grammar is -- then neither of them are ready: *Whether, *You're and *"Don't take it; you're not ready."

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You not ready ... either ... hope this isn't English.

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? The Y is even capitalized, even though it's preceded by a comma, not a period. 🙄

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    Tiramisu 🇵🇸
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your high school offers dual enrollment, do take it over AP. There are many colleges these days who accept dual enrollment credits, and dual enrollment often means getting an almost guaranteed credit out of a class with far less trouble than AP. For the most part, college professors are way more qualified at teaching than the high school AP teacher, so its a better experience.

    FireSwirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *you're* not ready

    zovjraar me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i took 4 AP classes in Virginia, then my family moved to Georgia for my senior year. Guess which classes didn't count for college credit in GA? yup. we should really have some kind of, idk... FEDERAL EDUCATION program so students aren't getting effed over because their parent(s) move.

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the "or not" is unnecessary. Whether offers the choice.

    Rachel Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wondered about AP. I did not sign up for any AP classes in highschool yet I got put into AP literature when I was a sophomore...How does that even happen??

    Jeweled Dragon (She/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking of AP, I just took the AP Biology exam, which was a pain in my a*s.

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    #24

    Finals Season

    University life meme: a teacher sipping from a water bottle labeled "Student's Tears" in a classroom setting.

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    Deppression
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teachers water bottle says 'children tears'

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teacher appears to be a derelict.

    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    teacher has humor and is cute

    #25

    Ams Aren’t For Everybody…

    University student meme showing a student sleeping on the floor in a lecture hall to make attendance count.

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    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first semester in college was brutal. I had a full class schedule that included freshman composition, life science majors' biology, music theory, and five performing groups - concert band, show choir, jazz band, women's choir, and chamber orchestra. No, wait … I also had pep band. It was not the unusual to find me wearing pajamas to class, especially on days after games.

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 out of 100 college kids sleep in class ... I made that up ... statistics

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    95% of statistics you see on the internet are made up😉🤔🤣

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    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not cool! This will just distract other students who wanted to understand this mf subject... :D

    RandomEpiBioPerson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea. Most of my classes did that or similar to force attendance. Unfortunately, one of those professors was so terrible that attending the class actually made it harder to pass the class because the professor was so bad at teaching. He assigned about 3+ hours of work due every other day. After the homework, I knew how to do everything, after attending class, I no longer knew how to do anything I learned the night before. Highest exam grade anyone got in his class was a 53. He has to curve every exam for anyone to pass. I was only about 1-2% from an A, and I had no idea how to do any of the stuff we supposedly learned in the class, by the time the semester was over.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bright-eyed and bushy tailed for my AM classes, but this was how I felt in afternoon classes.

    Ivona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person's a disgrace to the academic institution and an insult to all the hard-working students.

    Ivona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an insult. Whoever's doing this is not studying and not being an actual student.

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    #26

    Thinking Outside The Box?

    College student filling a milk jug at a cafeteria dispenser, with a humorous caption about student life.

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    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm hello..the chocolate milk is RIGHT THERE

    Annette Easton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate milk is fine for drinking, not so great for cereal (depending on what cereal of course), I might use it with coffee but wouldn't with tea, and I definitely would not cook or bake with chocolate milk.

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    Rachel Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully she cleans it between uses

    Lyrica Melody
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my thought, too... washing a milk jug in a typical dorm room sink would be challenging, to say the least.

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    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up having whole farm-fresh milk set in front of me every day at dinner. To be clear: I DESPISE the taste of milk, period. After years of tears, I finally said, "I'll eat yogurt, I'll eat cheese, I'll eat pudding, but please do not put milk in front of me, because I'm NOT drinking it anymore!" To this day, the only way I can stand to drink milk is if it's a minimum of 1/4 chocolate and 3/4 milk. I do keep 1% in the fridge, because I cook with it.

    Fresh Big
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and soon milk will be in small packs or dispensed by staff.

    Edward Dwyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milk isn't doing a body good cuz she's skinny as hell

    Ivona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't she get milk for her cereal in the cafeteria? This is stealing.

    nia not long
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How? It's already from the cafeteria. No different than getting a ton of refills really.

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    Forrest McCanless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she's putting 2% in a whole-milk jug - who's she trying to fool?

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    #27

    Smh My Head

    University student meme about life in a dorm, discussing accidental release of pepper spray and its effects on residents.

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    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess they'll just have to ... ehem... bear with it :| i'll see myself out, thanks

    WiggleJiggle (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody else notice the the title means “shaking my head my head”?

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Situation was so bad, they had to shake their head while shaking their head.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people are in college?! Neither one can write a damn sentence, ffs.

    Wicked Adi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long do you think before this pops up on a post about why women live longer lol

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Thomas returns from his walk he is going to be in deep doo doo.

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    #28

    College Is A Scam

    University life meme: incorrect quiz answer with identical options shown, captioned "I’m dropping out of college."

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might have this wrong but I think the question is about the correlation of the Q angle with isokinetic knee strength and muscle usage or activity

    Arunika R.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the "correct answer" part has uneven spacing smh

    Argie Smith
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every Pearson test ever, amiright?

    CrazyKnitter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIGHT?!?! My college switched to online quizzes halfway through my time there and I curse Pearson so much for their broken tests that caused so many problems. The other problem was the teachers who just shrugged and said that you should have imputed it correctly, WHEN IT'S THE SAME DAMNN ANSWER!

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    Queen Jackson.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens so much, honestly they probably just emailed the profesor.

    UsingTheMaxThirtyCharactersLol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, though, you're lucky you didn't get the whole thing wrong. Unacceptable.

    Freeasabird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That the worse example of expanding space I've ever seen.

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    #29

    10¢ A Pop

    University life meme with a handwritten sign asking neighbors to throw cans in the yard.

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    Elina Wachtmeister
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's possible for the items to be cleaned and recycled, so it's worth considering doing so. (Sorry I know it sounds nerdy)

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a recycling program here that pays 10c per bottle or can. So yeah, it's definitely a way to earn easy money if they come to you.

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    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one would do this here as you get your Pfand (a cash deposit) back, when you recycle them.

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    #30

    Untouched?

    University life meme featuring a water bottle labeled 'DMZ,' humorously suggesting it's sourced from the DeMilitarized Zone.

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    Barbra E. Nyberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is the DMZ between north and south korea than this is some crazy pure water. I read that there is wildlife in there that can no longer be found on either side of it.

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So maybe we need more DMZs? For ecological health?

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    digitalin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's untouched, how do they get the water from there????

    g90814
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the pipes are .01 inches from the border.

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    Annie A
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...untouched by humankind for over 67 years"....until we found it and exploited the hell out of it

    CD King
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    again, I think this should be up voted to the top.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vacating of animals keeps poop out of water.

    Niki B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good source of the radiation water

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    #31

    The Cure To Everything

    University life meme with pot on stove filled with various tea bags for stress relief during finals.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would actually taste pretty good if you got rid of the peppermint.

    Lina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just gonna taste like peppermint. That s*it takes over.

    Casper Mijacogeo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think using the entire group of essential oils would work as good.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good candidates for an advanced degree.

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is the lost apostrophe from Kids door.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couple shots of whiskey woulda been easier and better tasting

    Freeasabird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda not supposed to be all in honey *hugs*

    BreakingSomethingProbably
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there not too much colour? Is it cold water potion???? 😱

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    #32

    Too Early For This

    University student asleep under a desk in a study room, humorously captured instead of attending a presentation.

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    JCM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    George Costanza 2.0

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how comfortable that even is

    Edward Dwyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to party on Fridays and then go to my shared office after and surround myself with boxes in order to sleep under my desk so the cleaning staff wouldn't see me. PS - I don't snore.

    Miocha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice, but I'm getting nervous with how small the space is

    #33

    Life Lately

    University student meme showing a weekly schedule of mostly "cry," humorously depicting college life stress.

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    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked Tuesdays and Thursdays, only two classes (even though they were longer) and I got to sleep in a little longer

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do all my classes t/r and have 5 days off!

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously is was the apex of their year. A shining pinnacle. The apogee. The absolute zenith. ;-)

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    Arunika R.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me they symbolized half-week although technically Thursday is the half-week day

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    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get used to it. You'll also cry as an adult

    #34

    What’s His Name??

    University life meme showing a classroom screen with a Scooby-Doo quiz question.

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of the above: Scooby Dooby Doo.

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take Scooby Dooberdane for 64,000

    Edward Finger Hands
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who’s paying only 18k a year for college??

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking the important questions.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    College will have many discerning questions. Study the classics.

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    #35

    How Do You Even ¿

    University life meme showing a laptop with a trackpad placed above the keyboard.

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    Sarcastic Jock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's consider it. No miss types because the mouse pad has gently touched skin. I can see the benefits.

    Kobe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fear I would get a lot of miss types because my arms would touch all the keys - lol

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the best way to guarantee nobody would want to steal it

    Linda van der Pal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate a trackpad below the keyboard as well, this might even work better for me...

    Red_panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, my track pad is turned off because i push buttons on it while typing and I use a USB mouse. Like this I wouldn't even have to turn it off!

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d love that, actually, as I use a wireless mouse, and am annoyed to have the keyboard so far away! 👍🏽

    Z
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a real thing? I've never seen a laptop like this, and I've had a few acer laptops in my time.

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I thought company I work for had some bad design ideas. XD

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they designed this for the sole purpose of making your life even harder and somehow preparing you for the real world....... you can either hover your wrists above the keyboard (painful), invest in a bluetooth mouse for a laptop that you don't own ( wasteful) - by you're own computer ( doubtful) invent something interesting to help you solve this problem ( resourceful) ;)

    Dogcat vet (retired)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disconnected my mouse pad and use a regular mouse. Otherwise it keeps going off (is in the normal position).

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    #36

    Quote Of The Day

    Quote Of The Day

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