Nah, just the moon landing is a bit challenging.

😂😂😂

Ha, in Vienna they call coffins "wood pyjamas"!

Only somebody faking an Irish accent wouldn’t be able to tell that an Irish accent was faked…

Oh, dear, the normies are figuring it out

Nice Ploice Man indeed!!

Can we all pause a moment and appreciate the effort made above to protect our sensibilities? 🤣🤣🤣

😄😆😆😆😄

Sure it’s a mystery otherwise

My cousin is called Soap on his GAA team because he showered after a match before going to the pub

Well damn

It is not fun to drink alone.

Not as insane as thinking that spraying a baby with magic water has any effect whatsoever.

Saoirse: Seer-sha. Tadgh: Tie-g Caoimhe: Kwee-va Daithi - Dah-hee

To be fair same with Minnesotans

I'm going to have to ask for an explanation for this one. I've got a pretty good vocabulary but I understand irish names are just impossible to pronounce from the spelling. Is it "peeve"?

I know it’s brennan’s and this is pat the baker but immediately started singing “what wakes up the morning…”

Oh remember the day when TWO dogs got in, and they started doing the thing? Stuff of legends that

Is he happy to see it or is that just a peninsula?

I was at a gig on Saturday in the east of the state and talking to the girlfriend of one of the band members. Asked where she lived, which was 4 hours south west of where were, in a small town 'we probably never heard of'. The town was where my uncle was born and my grandad taught for a few years, 50ish years ago!

Could have been 2094. Perhaps they know something you don't...

Historically speaking that is a rather solid reason.

Coffee version of hunger games

This is a deliberate ploy on the part of the lad at the checkout. If he sees a girl he fancies, he can use this line. If she says Yes, great! If she says No, he goes with the 'It's part of the deal' bit to save face, no embarrassment.

There is one relic in the church from the time of the Crusades and the war with Salad-inn.

That is funny 😂😂👏

Strawberries are healthy!!

Looks like Alex Jones every time he hears the word 'liberal'.

This is funny!

Listen, when in doubt, get St Anthony out

Ah, go on!

i thought they were essex girls

That's an English newspaper though. In other news, did you know that Guinness was actually prescribed and used in some UK hospitals at least into the 1980s?

They got the count wrong it's 8 out 8- what do you think you're going to get when you order the steamed vegetables? It ain't gonna be carrots or broccoli- were talking Ireland- it's steamed POTATOES!

It's not a bin, it's just a negative pint of Guinness. negguinn-6...2bf9b1.jpg

No, it's just really freaking annoying - though we call it a doona

Tank beer is a big thing here as well

It got delivered https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/donegal-postman-delivers-letter-to-your-man-with-the-glasses-1.2289890

The amount of air that just escaped through my nose 🤣🙈

At least they're not home alone.

hahahaaha

Hey, I can see my university from here! And my house. And your house.

Also students.

HAHAHAHA

Only because Alaska and Hawaii were left out.

Can relate.

You forgot the 4th🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I guess it's either this or getting smacked up by mom.

Well played, well played.