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After A Few Years Of Hard Work I Was Finally Able To Quit My Day Job. Here Are 59 Of My Best Comics
When I was a kid, one of my dream jobs was becoming a newspaper cartoonist. I was a big fan of Garfield and Peanuts, then later Calvin & Hobbes and The Far Side. I went to college to become an Illustrator. I was supposed to be drawing things for advertisements in magazines and stuff like that. All along though I would draw comics to entertain my friends. I would make photocopied books and pass them out to whoever would take them. By the time I finished college newspapers were dying and my dream job was dying along with them.
But at the same time the newspapers were fading, the internet was growing. I kept drawing comics but instead of just showing my friends, I put them on the internet for anyone to see. As the internet grew, so did my readers. A few years later I was able to quit my day job and live off of just my cartooning income. I stopped chasing my dream job but it came back and found me.
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#1
Final score:
224points
Valentina Sodano 8 years ago
wish have friends like this, mine everytime i have problems disapears, and since i have a chronic ilness it happens often
moonsong23 8 years ago
Aww, that's awful. I hope you can find a true friend!
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Linda James 8 years ago
Crowley on the couch, Aziraphale with some bibliophile friends...now my OTP.
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#2
Final score:
210points
Undead Soldier 8 years ago
Wow this is pure gold. I like the way you are thinking, hundred thumbs up!
Sheila Weila 8 years ago
Play with the kids; take the mother-in-law shopping. Play with the kids; take the mother-in-law shopping. I'd play with the kids all day!
Melissa Nunya 8 years ago
Absolutely agree. Women sometimes make the same mistake when referring to Dad "babysitting" everyone should make an effort to stop using that term for a parent
#3
Final score:
207points
Ana Breeze 8 years ago
Hahaha. An honest friendly outburst that ended smoothly. Pretty rare though*
Markus McCloud 8 years ago
"Hey, buddy! You wanna take this outside!?" "Sure!" "Wow, what a lovely evening!" "This was a really good idea!"
#4
Final score:
206points
Matt_Heagraves_GreenArmy_ 8 years ago
Exactly my life 24/7 except I'm on BoredPanda or playing video games then at night think, "Wow, I did nothing today." Then go back to video games.
#5
Final score:
191points
Stephanie Hutner 8 years ago
Yes, a comic restored the faith in humanity.
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Deb Harrell 8 years ago
Awww. Sometimes your endings are so sweet. The voodoo doll one is a favorite of mine
#6
Final score:
181points
#7
Final score:
161points
Laila Najm 8 years ago
The only thing that might have iced the cake would be evil diabolical eyebrows
#8
Final score:
151points
Chelsea Truong 8 years ago
Netflix and chill is a Colloquialism about coming over to have sex.... cause there used to be nothing good on Netflix so saying "Netflix and chill" really meant have sex. Some kids made it popular when their grandma posted her grand dtr got knocked up cause there was nothin good on Netflix and blamed the pregnancy on Netflix and not her irresponsible grand dtr
La Dung 8 years ago
Thanks, much appreciated... didn't understand it at all xD
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Cat person 8 years ago
Yeah I learned what "Netflix and chill" meant a couple years ago in school sex Ed class..
Julie Smith 8 years ago
Thanks for the explanation Chelsea; we would have been lost without it. Lmao --give me a break
Clarke Isackson 2 years ago (edited)
Proof there are alternate universes and all hell breaks loose when they meet
#9
Final score:
151points
Thegreatcountryofverden 7 years ago
But that skeleton is inside us. so we're trapped in a skeleton that wants to get out of us.
#10
Final score:
145points
Blue Cicada 8 years ago
Beware the technically accurate wish granter!! Reminds me of the genie episode of The X Files, one of my favorite tv episodes.
#11
Final score:
140points
Jasmina Wetherley 8 years ago
i hate that too. ever single time i read a story about a doctor, they are always men
Master Markus 8 years ago
True, but you're going to have to change the "Doom" part unless you want Marvel after you.
Alia Gail 8 years ago
i think that was the doctor they were talking about
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Final score:
125points
#14
Final score:
119points
Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago
more like rick-trolled!! ha ba dum tsss ... i'll see myself out
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Amanda 8 years ago
MY FRIEND WAS RICK ASTLEY FOR HALLOWEEN AND SHE RICKROLLED EVERYONE IN HER NEIGHBORHOOD
Risa Lovee 8 years ago
Wow~!! That song played automatically in my head when I read this lmao XD
#15
Final score:
114points
Dani Donovan 8 years ago
Yes! Why is it when everything seems great, I have that feeling of impending doom?
Risa Lovee 8 years ago
True... I always have this thought whenever everything is going well and it did happen most of the time :')
#16
Final score:
112points
Clarke Isackson 2 years ago
Instead, did mummy ever complain to you about the monster under the bed 'till you now believe it's there?
#17
Final score:
104points
Marisa Marflak 8 years ago
Okay, but what about the people who just set the roll ON TOP of the holder?
BoredBirgit 8 years ago
I appreciate so much that the author gets solutions for the real annoying problems!
Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
The obvious problem is that someone will inevitably change the other roll to the correct hanging position (which is where the paper hangs OVER the roll)
Blue Cicada 8 years ago
A) Islamically, one is to remove the physical waste first, so toilet paper is 100% acceptable, THEN rinse w water and B) MUCH of the world has such unclean water that splashing said filthy water on one's privates is yet ANOTHER way to spread disease.
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Final score:
104points
Jasmina Wetherley 8 years ago
or just plug it into your phone and pretend you are listening to music, but instead you are secretly listening to the other office workers like a spy. they could be talking about you
#19
Final score:
103points
#20
Final score:
94points
#21
Final score:
92points
PsychoPrincess 8 years ago
I usually just flip them off and walk to the next stop(time pending of course)
#22
Final score:
91points
Blue Cicada 8 years ago
Oh! I HATE it when schools restrict hair color! I'd LOVE to see s student do this!!!
The Cube Cat 8 years ago
And they fell in love and got married, living happily (and spitefully) ever after
#23
Final score:
91points
#24
Final score:
89points
#25
Final score:
86points
Sheila Weila 8 years ago
When God made squirrels, He said, "I know, I'll make these little guys collect acorns and plant them all over the place!"
#26
Final score:
81points
PsychoPrincess 8 years ago
It's nice to see that after this is been posted for as long as it has that there's been no gay Bashers on this page yet.
#27
Final score:
81points
#28
Final score:
78points
PsychoPrincess 8 years ago
Downloaded the game they kept advertising on here and its been many many bedtime at 11 sleep at 3 oops lol.
#29
Final score:
77points
Miriam L 8 years ago
You've made a good point, in theory - but BoredPanda has taught me to care for the wellfare of internet strangers - are you alright?
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Rebecah Ozuna 7 years ago
But the other 'guy' has arms too, couldn't he take the garbage out by himself?
#30
Final score:
76points
Jason H. 8 years ago
I literally won't answer! Knowing the person calling knows I'm on my phone because I literally just texted them 20 secs ago... Don't care!
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73points
moonsong23 8 years ago
You forgot: Make sure they have food Also, I personally would like to have a giant cardboard box to hide is as well, just saying :3
Out of chocolate 8 years ago
I’m not even an introvert but that sounds lovely.
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#32
Final score:
70points
#33
Final score:
66points
Alia Gail 8 years ago
they ought to make some that just say “i love you” or something like that. it’s really not fair for genders aside from female
This Is Me 8 years ago
As a mother of 3 boys, I can attest to the frustration of finding great babies for my babies.
#34
Final score:
66points
#35
Final score:
64points
Master Markus 8 years ago
Quite a good thing to say. There are still people who think that mental illnesses being treated with medication is just burying the problem when talk therapy and the like is what you need, but often issues like depression don't have a specific cause, but instead are triggered by physical problems like hormone imbalances. Also, yes, some people are more "attuned" to art, they are more interested and perhaps more coordinated and able to think outside the box, but even the classical masters had teachers and practice.
Master Markus 8 years ago
"THE medication"? Do you need medication? Does your family need medication? Because you're proposing an odd scenario where everyone seems to be taking medication. Also, that's too small a sample size to gain any significant information.
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Final score:
63points
Rebecah Ozuna 7 years ago
There's nothing wrong with liking Jarjar. He's annoying but i like him. Problem?
#37
Final score:
58points
Laila Najm 8 years ago
Concrete absorbs moisture. Alot actually. *pats you. He can also mainline it?
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#38
Final score:
55points
#39
Final score:
55points
#40
Final score:
53points
Michael Crenshaw 8 years ago
Roses are red Chocolates are nice Tomorrow at Walmart You get them half price
PsychoPrincess 8 years ago
Lmao the most true thing ever except they were all sold out and I got there at 10 a.m. how do you sell out of that much Halloween candy
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Final score:
53points
#42
Final score:
52points
Vanessa Ying 8 years ago
Is this from Pompeii or Herculaneum? I think I recall my Classical Civilization teacher mentioning it to me once.
Carrie-Lee Touhey 8 years ago
I think the whole thing is nonsense and a big guessing game anyway. If I saw a mountain blast coming towards me or what the hell ever, I'd grab the nearest stranger, lover, or enemy and hold on for dear life. We have ZERO IDEA what the real relationship was and we never will.
The Paul 8 years ago
For the sake of the joke, let's pretend they skeletons were not complete and so it took some kind of additional testing or expert analysis.
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#43
Final score:
52points
Vanessa Ying 8 years ago
The older generation always has something to complain about the younger one....and vice versa.
Laila Najm 8 years ago
Dear Lord. DO you remember when call waiting came out? And party line calling? All your friends on one line talking about nothing at two in the morning... hold on I'm clicking over...
#44
Final score:
51points
Laila Najm 8 years ago
Ok so I looked it up to see if it exists because you know....yay! The internet hole swirled me to this: not for sale but so fun https://www.upliftpo.st/this-vets-office-turns-ordinary-cardboard-boxes-into-magnificent-custom-cat-houses/
#45
Final score:
50points
Cees Timmerman 8 years ago
Foil acts as an antenna, though, so make sure it's Faraday-cagey enough in shape.
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Final score:
46points
Laila Najm 8 years ago
Today I went to Krispy Kreme and I got ONE donut. Yes- I am still patting myself on the back.
Slosh 8 years ago
You deserve a standing ovati-wait. HOW BIG WAS THE DONUT!? WHAT WAS ON IT, EH!?
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Final score:
43points
Chris Hallbeck (Submission author) 8 years ago
Naps are my all-purpose solution.
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#48
Final score:
43points
#49
Final score:
40points
Jenna Bois 8 years ago
Honeycrisp apples here are $3.99/lb, dang right my daughter is getting the cheap apples ;)
Caroline Han 8 years ago
No, don't! You're just training them to dislike apples! Don't you want them to eat more fruits and vegetables?
Shannon McKee 8 years ago
I've tried many kinds of apples, including honeycrisp and Fuji apples and I can safely say I am not an apple fan. I far prefer pears.
Laila Najm 8 years ago
Training the future gens: Now we will have apple tasting class at 10 am. Please clear your palate before class so that you can learn to appreciate the nuances we will be addressing in the apple of the day.
#50
Final score:
39points
#51
Final score:
38points
Laila Najm 8 years ago
Strange but true fact: My brother has a bottle of catnip spray in his car.
#52
Final score:
37points
David Ross 8 years ago
Not just a ton of paperwork, but it is likely expensive, government likes to make things hard and expensive.
Daniëlle de Voogd 8 years ago
Wow. This joke just went way over your head.
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Final score:
35points
Laila Najm 8 years ago
Chocolate cake. Or just cake... I love you- but ---cake
Load More Replies... PsychoPrincess 8 years ago
I have never related more to a comic strip then this one right now. I have a black on my wall that reads Life Begins after coffee and then nightgown that reads my true love is coffee so yeah I'm a bit of an addict
PsychoPrincess 8 years ago
Plack not black... Although my plack is black lol
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Final score:
35points
Hypergamer 101 8 years ago
you and i have a very diffrent definition of fair
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PsychoPrincess 8 years ago
I'm not French and I think they taste wonderful. I'm not even sure why it's associated with the French. To me you'd assume that I'd be a swamp man of Louisiana or something that came up with the idea.
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34points
#56
Final score:
29points
Jasmina Wetherley 8 years ago
i really don't understand why there is a pineapple-on-pizza debate. why are people so against it?
Chris Hallbeck (Submission author) 8 years ago
People like telling others how to live their lives.
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nanashi 8 years ago
where I came from pineapples goes with everything. sweet dish, spicy dish, cold dish, hot dish, sour/savory dish etc. it's a no brainer to put them on pizza too. I can't say if they're the common favorite to the rest of the country, but on top of every toppings Pizza Hut has, I always go for the one with pineapples.
#57
Final score:
28points
AJ the 🦔 4 years ago
Exactly!! The only pizza I've ever had is pineapple. It's great!!
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Just A Lonely Hobo 8 years ago
Pineapple and ham is yuck but pineapple and chicken bbq is delicious. My fav pizza, Thick crust Pineapple Chicken Mozzarella BBQ sauce
#58
Final score:
27points
Thegreatcountryofverden 7 years ago
The best way to get out of that situation is to burp once every 30 seconds.
#59
Final score:
20points
Miriam L 8 years ago
It's a pun... he literally traced the call, as in, sketching a rough outline of the phone taking the call. It took me a few times - I think I'll save this to use as an alertness test until the novelty wears off.
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What do you think ?
Laila Najm 8 years ago
Your humor is so very humorous and true. Its strange but I felt like I know these people, and I am these people. Fun. Your art is its own little community. I don't know how to explain what I feel better than that. Thank you for this post. I had fun!
Susan Forbes 8 years ago
I smile at all and wince at a few, some of these hit too close to home lol.
Dani Donovan 8 years ago
I enjoyed these! Congrats on being able to do something you love for a living!
Laila Najm 8 years ago
Your humor is so very humorous and true. Its strange but I felt like I know these people, and I am these people. Fun. Your art is its own little community. I don't know how to explain what I feel better than that. Thank you for this post. I had fun!
Susan Forbes 8 years ago
I smile at all and wince at a few, some of these hit too close to home lol.
Dani Donovan 8 years ago
I enjoyed these! Congrats on being able to do something you love for a living!
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