If you rob a bank, you might get him to come to you! 🤔

Yes! This is my favourite line in the entire franchise.

Can you really blame them? Healthcare in America is terrible!!

He is absolutely qualified to play Iron-y Man!

Wouldn't surprise me if he did.

To be fair the opening credits are done in a pretty similar style

TONY STARK built this in a CAVE, with a BOX OF SCRAPS

Honestly if I was Rogue I would just become a serial killer. I don't think there is any job better suited for a power like that.

Once you see it, you can't unsee it!

Genius is close to madness.

It's you.

Oh man, Marvel missed a good burn on that one. That would have the audience roaring.

I want Apple to employ Paul to be the voice of Siri...

You forgot the zits.

Why didn't he grow up at all 😭

Everyone knows it, except MCU.

And tell him Thanos is the guy who killed his dog.

Props for the title ✨👍✨

Well, it IS metal... right?

Captain Marvel saying "there are a lot of other planets in the universe" is such a s**t excuse lmao. Wouldn't you wanna prioritise stopping the gigantic purple genocidal potato?

Because it makes sense to put the organic web shooters, aka. spinnerets, at the ends of the extremities with the fluid reservoir deep inside the body instead of placing the spinnerets where spiders have them.

Time is exactly what money buys you! Don’t have time to mow the lawn, get a gardener! Fed up of housework? Hire a cleaner, or even better, I’d love a housekeeper/cook/PA. Money would solve nearly every single one of my problems. Rant over.

The images are in reverse order. The Freshman 15 comes first. Then the energized Sophomore catching up on all the course while one still has the energy. Then the battle weary Junior. And finally the panicked getting those last credit hours needed to graduate.

Wolverine didn't thought this plan through.

Someone missed the point and got the shaft.

No other Loki, but Tom

36yo me...

The kid needs to get himself into witness protection real quick

I need one after the miles morales cliffhanger

I'm pretty disappointed with Marvel for what they turned scarlet witch into

The top was me and my bestie was the bottom.

He's right, though. Thanos is a bit of a moron for not thinking of that.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Or feeling exhilarated that the good guys won?!?

How can you tell he is the hero? The world is on fire and he still has perfect hair while the rest of us are covered in *bleep*!

Oof... that's gotta be awkward

This is an established trope from the comics. The main reason Jameson keeps paying Peter is that Peter brings him photos of Spider-Man when no one else can. Peter’s been shown in the comics setting up his camera with a remote or timed shutter to get shots.

But, but, just one more?

Snort

To be fair, he throw himself into the bullets with his super speed

Why are people allowed to say they think a certain actress is cute, but not allowed to say they think a certain actress is not cute? Sure, randomly insulting people for their looks isn't nice, but in this case it's actually relevant because the post was about her being cute, surely people are allowed to say they disagree?

To be fair, we had an global finacial crisis and a global pandemic btween 2008 and 2024.

Well at least Gwen didn't have to deal with Peter for long. If THAT'S the silver lining.

"Hire better writers" - I have doubts about that

Not only did they fail at the courtroom scenes, they also failed at everything else in that shithouse circus.

Which one?

It's a family blockbuster. You really want them to show Chris Hemsworth's flaming d**k and balls?

It ended for me

Imagine if he gave everyone an identical doppelgänger...