Probably why she didn't load it right.

said my bf before it became his daily duty aswell :D i'm unloading it

On our first holiday I left his Speedos in the bathroom. This was 1986, and I have not been permitted to pack a suitcase since. No one, not even my dearest friends, believes that I didn't do it on purpose.

That's a rule in my household. Yes I clean, cook etc... Tell me I did it wrong, it automatically becomes your task permanently

Most of it gets moved around before I turn it on, just to fit more in it. I appreciate not having to put all of the dishes in even if I have to move them a bit.

Becareful what you criticize...

You must learn to be more carefull

My husband does all the cooking at our house for a similar reason.

I also left the dishwasher for my husband. This is something that our 5-year-old child will do in some time.

If you don't like how I do it, do it yourself. My teen son got to do all of his own ironing. Seriously.

That'll teach you to keep your gob shut

This reminds me of a Bill Egvall bit. He's talking about life at home and arguments with his wife, and she said something along the lines of, "I KNOW I'm not the only one here who knows how to load a dishwasher!" He replied, "Apparently you are." In answer to her scowl, he said, "We PUT dishes in the dishwasher. Then YOU come in behind us and rearrange them."

My husband grew up with one but never had to do dishes. I didn't get ones until my late 20's and it's challenging like Tetris! I broke my foot and had to have surgery sooo.... Do you know how difficult it is to go by on your knee scooter and see drinking glasses on the bottom and knives point up mixed with spoons????

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This reminds me. My partner asked me why I don't wash the bedding straight after I take it of the bed but store it and wash only before the next exchange. I said I like it freshly cleaned. He cannot understand it somehow.

LOL! Mistake!

Sorry, but you walked straight into that one.😁

Fair enough

It's a fight you cannot win, just go with the flow

You never truly know a person until you see how they load a dishwasher. It is like a window to the soul.

Priorities

Fair enough

This is a good strategy

LOL

It’s not a good idea to make your spouse feel like there’s an analogous relationship between having sex with you, and doing chores.

It's a dad's spidey sense

Wait for it. Eventually, someone will come along and tell us all how, we too, can work from home and make trillions of dollars online.

French fries, a steak and 2 bottles of red wine sounds good for dinner.

He's a Keeper!

Thing is we’re all picky eaters, we just notice it more in others than we do ourselves. We all have certain preferences. Not just ourselves, but all of the animal kingdom; my cat will only eat one specific brand of dry food, give her anything else and it will go uneaten.

Nothing worse than having extra pieces of junk added to your junk. Suddenly you've lost control of your junk and you have no idea what's in there anymore.

Is it that cool? Is that something married people do?

That is a skill indeed. ;oP

Well, write them on the list then!

Hard work is it's own reward

Smart woman

Was he a whippet?

This is why they have pizzerias...

Mount Trashmore

My wife bought new net curtains, they’re nice but the drop is too long in the living room and dining room. You know what? I used to take copious amounts of drugs, sleep behind a supermarket and wake up just in time to go to work, go travelling abroad sometimes without any luggage whatever, oh the list of poor and naive choices goes on and on. But at least I now have nice new net curtains.

That’s my dad he orders so much stuff online

Ok. Looks like they are on a roll with this one

*laughs evily*

Seems fair

This is what burst mode is for

I feel you

An old Italian woman once told me the secret to a successful marriage is finding someone you can put up with who is willing to put up with you.

Any man that believes women are "the weaker sex" has never tried to reclaim his half of the blankets on a cold winter's night.

That would be me!

His underwear?

Her French Fries are just your French Fries on the wrong plate.

Hi Honey, I got the store brand of toothpaste and saved twenty cents! (Crickets.)

Ouroboros.