hahahha LOL

Why is taking out the trash such a big deal?

Brilliant! I mean, it's funny, but not always true.

Everybody loves a Smart A*s, except the Missus.

It are the small thing in life that count!

I'm surprised the mugs weren't taken by a mugger.

May the divorce be with you!

You should probably stop the Acid.

Every grown man always keeps the little boy tucked away, for special occasions.

This is actually the most relevant question here. Why??

Husband: Space Wife: fix ozone layer

What I find weird is that he has a photo of his boss... ;P

Yes!! It's even harder with a mouth full of whipped cream. Trust me, I know from experience

to the tune of when you wish open a star

Lol! This one made me laugh so hard!

Me, every time. It's the glittery smoothness that gives you away.

I think if a ball pit is eventually emptied, you will fine many...interesting...things.

I'm laughing so hard and my parents keep telling me to calm down XD

Bee good!

That's the sealiest thing I've heard.

Whew! That was close !

I can imagine the wife giving him the death stare when he gets home

The movie that just played through my head right now... XD

Calling your husband a child is gross

This so you Suggi Premkumar

I'm laughing so hard at the office! had an awkward moment :D :D

Ah, the free essential things of life...Buying beer, opening child proof lids, and doing math

oh, come on! this deserves to be much further to the top!

BUT HOW DOES THE DOG WEAR THEM

Well, it also is for the challenged. Whatever their challenge is...

Oh my gosh. YES!!!!!

Hey! Not all men are dogs :/

This is milk and blood curdling!

His wife is unfair....very sad

I'm not a guy but I take a long time saying bye to the cat

Haha Karen from spongbob aka computer wife

That's Grammar For You!!! XD

HAHAHA

that would be an awesome movie and or video game withe controls of for honor

I just almost died laughing :D

hey, at least he didn't spend all their money

Baby One More Time!

ahhhhh cold blooded !!

good one bruh

why must it still be broccoli

*eyes roll*

men

I pronounce salmon with the L, too. I thought I was the only one.

Now that's a burn!

Finally, the mom playing along!

best way to test it

dont worry honey, i just win more

she asked for it...

lol

I would do that for my dog!

-_- no

fake dinner! So sad

~magic~

sounds about right

Schwimming and fighting with water is a difference of at least 20 seconds per lane swom.