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Marriage & Martinis is an online project by a couple from New Jersey, Adam and Danielle. Together they write a blog, produce a podcast, and have even released a book to help take the fun, sexiness, and deep connection of date night to the next level.

But with this article, let's focus on their social media. There, Adam and Danielle delight their followers with humorous content about marriage and parenting; the memes and jokes they reshare paint a hilariously accurate picture of family life, so let's have a look at them as well!

More info: marriageandmartinis.com | Instagram | Facebook

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Best Story Ending Ever.
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Proxima Centauri
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not a question of equality. This is not showing consideration for a person who is sick.

Rissie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's also the perfect example how it's not about everyone being the same. The one with the uterus destroys her (yes, I know and no) body carrying the little sprouts. They are the next gen and you need them, whether you like it or not. So some respect for carrying out that task is not too much to ask.

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Savannah Manis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She didn't want equality. She was pregnant and motion sick. What a jerk

Kishibe Angelo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

idk how equality stands in for this. this guys is just an asshole

A Jones
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wtf kind of statement is that??? dude doesn't know the physical struggle of pregnancy. lasses need to rest.

Lilith the Demon Panda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

in cases like this men dont even need to understand struggles of pregnancy... being sick from pregnancy is the same as being sick of anything else or have a broken limb or I dont know what else - you just give your f*****g seat to them no matter the gender

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S M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not about equality where everyone gets the same. It's about equity which takes into account people's differences such as pregnancy.

Osgood_7
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Equality means everyone gets what they need, not that everyone gets the same thing. Because when everyone gets the same thing, it only works for some of them.

Axolotl King
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she was not pregnant I would agree with him completely, but she was. So that's stupid. And he kind of deserved that

Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The thing is that at 4 months it's not so obvious in many women! If someone asks you for the seat politely of course you give it! You don't request their health status!! This is the human thing to do!

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Eb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The point is to give your seat to anyone who needs it more than you do.

Hannah Edwards
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What an ignoramus, glad he got what he deserved……and nice and warm too!

Christi Brown
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Equity, not equality: when men can get pregnant and suffer the exhaustion and morning sickness then it can be called equality.

Persephone
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Equality would be him also being sick and pregnant. This is just hating people that "aren't a man (stereotype)", to make excuses for their own shitty, selfish behavior. Being pregnant is the equivalent of running a marathon every day for 40 weeks; I doubt dude was doing that.

Giles Gallie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

[Pauline] when he is 4 months pregnant, then it is equality. HA...JERK!

Marco Conti
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Terrible people are terrible people. Before I got a transplant, I had a condition known as "Ascites". Essentially, I was 40lb underweight, but my fluid filled belly looked 10 months pregnant. I am a guy, so carrying around a ginormous beer belly wasn't fun. I bet this jerk would have given me a seat or, better yet, he would have expected a younger and healthier person to give up their seat for him, if he had the same condition. But no. Why not make a pregnant woman pay for his insecurities instead?

Potato Puffin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Equality doesn't come into it until a man can carry a baby and feel the same things!

TheWickedOne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While he was a d**k, intentionally throwing up on someone is disgusting, you are an adult and know when you are about to throw up, f*****g turn away.

AnnaBanana
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bit difficult on a bus to turn the other way. And she didn't say she puked on him deliberately. Besides, sometimes you only have seconds of warning (if that) when you're about to spew and she probably spent those seconds thinking "Oh no! Where am I going to do it!!!!"

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bob bruce
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he wants equality he can keep his seat when he gets pregnant.

helen anderson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an older woman at 50 ..have been there done that! All of my 3 pregnancies ( last one twins) I could not keep anything down for the first 4 month..ended up in hospital with my first because of this non stop morning sickness!. All pregnancies I lived on oodles of noodles Gatorade and saltines for the first 4 months . I stared to eat pretty well 5 , 6 7th month.. 8 & 9th it all started up again non stop sickness.. especially with the twins! All the babies were long and running out of room and would kick my stomach making me sick.. I suffered from the same thing as Kate Duchess of Cambridge did in early pregnancy! Not fun at all! Lesson here is if a pregnant lady needs a seat give it to her!!!!!!

Say What
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Equality is about not having to get your husband's permission to open a bank account. This guy is hopeless.

Amy Stone-Chandler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah. A person can clearly tell when another is sick. Especially when going to barf. I'd have done the same

Susan Mcphee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

perfect!! i'll bet he always gives up his seat from now on no matter who it is!

RoseTheMad
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a chronic pain disorder - and as many disorders of the kind, it's invisible, though I can be in debilitating amounts of pain to the point of barely being able to move and nausea. I didn't choose to get this chronic pain the same way a woman will choose to get pregnant. If I'm having one of my bad pain days I'm not going to give up my seat unless I can visibly see distress or sickness of said pregnant woman or other person who is ill/in pain. Downvote me all you want but the point that pregnancy is usually a choice (at least where I live) and chronic pain is not stands. :/

Lainie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rose, no one would expect you to cede your seat if you weren't feeling well yourself. There's a lot of other people around.

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Touché! Weak or ill people shouldn't be forced to stand in the name of equality.

LiLa Laune
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well deserved, what has equality to with offering a seat to pregnant, disabled and elderly ppl? It's called manners.

Lithuli Dinadi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just respect elders,pregnant and elders.If i were there i will kick his ass

Roe Rainrunner
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did the lady tell about pregnancy and sickness? Neither a 4 months pregnancy nor a sick feeling can be "seen". Yes, the guy was being somehow rude, but on the other handside: Maybe he just didn't know? That's why London metro offers a button saying "Baby on board" (https://tfl.gov.uk/transport-accessibility/baby-on-board), so there is more empathy spread :)

Kim Morrison
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is lacking context and/or content. Did you tell him you felt sick? Was he an elderly man? Did he even know you were pregnant and experiencing symptoms? I DO NOT SUPPORT mysogyny in any form, but I do support clear communications between human beings. Can't form an opinion without additional info, sorry. When I was 4 months pregnant with my first child, nobody would have been able to tell.

Tee Witt
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Equality? How many men have to endure the 9 months being pregnant, then talk about equality.

Sasha
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its funny how irrational that argument is. People are litteraly afraid of basic human decency.

Squawkleo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kinda feel that this guy was in the right. Unless of course she told him that she was pregnant and feeling ill.....

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What an absolute f*****g c**t! Being pregnant is a free choice. Don't do it if you can't handle it. Should we also stand up for drunk people or just suck it if they vomit on you? Seriously Karen. Stop being a s**t or deal with it.

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Comments seem focused on seated man, who by the way has a point, then ends with hostile comment "shock on his face was gratifying." Would comments be the same if a woman declined to give up her seat? Would being seated have averted barfing?

Vicky Zar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, it would. Man does not have a point because he never was and never will be (able to be) pregnant! It's the same as if someone would deny a seat to an elderly or disabled person. This has nothing to do with equality. It has something to do with being decent and compassionate.

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Kai David
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2 years ago

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Also its aßault with bodily fluids with serious consequences

Carole Reid
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He was a jerk. She should have aimed elsewhere. It could be considered assault.

Vicky Zar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where? On other people, who weren't assholes? As she obviously did not ask another person, I assume the coach was crammed and she had to stand in front of this one man. He did not let her seat and she had no other choice. She was getting sick and she had nowhere else to get it out.

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Zillyboy
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throwing up on a person is not very considerate.

malenchki
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you think she did it deliberately? Have you got half a brain

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Well everyone here is saying the guy is in the wrong NEWS ALERT he never had to give up his seat and you just cause property damage so uno reverse card you are in the wrong here

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She was just a Nast a-- b----. She puked on him and felt vedicated. She needs to quit drinking and focus the disgusting vile goblin she is. Also dude if you see a person with any type of physical impairment then get your a-- up. It's about being a good person nOt seeking out a cathartic "victory"

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Karen can never accept the other way around, even if opponent is woman.

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I agree with the man, but I also agree with the threw karma. I'm really glad he said no. 😂😂

RP
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a women. If I have a seat and an elderly man looks like he needs it - I stand up. If a young man has a cast on his leg, I stand up. If I see a dog looking like he might want to snuggle, I sure as hell make room close to me! It's not about her being a women. It's about a person having a medieval need to f*****g sit down. It's common consideration

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This selection, as a whole, really represents the way Adam and Danielle view marriage.

"It turns out that people will judge no matter what, so you really have to do what is best for you and your spouse, 'cause in the end, it boils down to the two of you and your connection," the couple wrote on their website.

"No one else can make that happen. We've learned so much along our journey and made so many mistakes, but we've never given up, and have found so much happiness inspite of all the hardship. No one said it was going to be easy, and it hasn't been. But man do we have fun, laugh, and keep each other youthful and wild. We also give each other gray hair and heartburn now, but we'll leave all that for the podcast."

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Please Let This Be Our Attitude This Next Month When We’re Being Inundated With Diet Culture. Our Thighs And Butts Are Just Damn Powerful 👏👏(Via @grrrl_clothing)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have grown very powerful over the years. Not only my pants, but my shirts also are too weak to sustain my mighty body parts.

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That means fueling the spark even as you grow older and life starts adding more and more responsibilities. "As a stay-at-home-mom to three kids and two rescue dogs, I've learned how important it is to take time for myself and for Adam and me together," Danielle explained. "Laughing at ourselves and the ridiculous expectations placed on us by society as parents and spouses makes this journey so much more enjoyable."

"I think Adam and I are very in touch with the fact that if we take it all too seriously, we'll lose so many opportunities for fun, hilarity, and bonding. Marriage and parenting are seriously hard work. But it's all filled with mistakes and fails that we can either hide in humiliation or if we choose, we can share them and know that we're not alone. I much prefer that method."

"I like the idea of understanding that we're all struggling with the same experiences and fighting similar battles. It's also so nice to hear stories of people who have overcome these struggles and maybe have some advice and knowledge to help make it more tolerable for all of us. I think that describes Adam and me. We’ve been through so much in 20 years of being together, and we've stayed together. It hasn’t been easy, that’s for sure. But it has been worth it," the woman added.

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There’s Seriously Nothing Else Like It. ❤️❤️
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Nicola Roberts
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are times when you don't want someone to offer solutions to your problems. Sometimes you just need a hug.

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Adam is on the same page. "When she had the idea to combine our love for inappropriate conversation, podcasts, and cocktails, it definitely piqued my interest," he recalled the origins of Marriage & Martinis.

"Plus I've seen how much people seem to relate to Danielle's blog and I think this will be an awesome extension of that, with the same 'real and authentic' voice saying, 'we're far from a perfect couple, but we're trying our best and we've never given up on one another.' It will be a new journey, and I think it will be really fun and interesting to see where it goes. Mostly though, I'm really looking forward to embarrassing the crap out of my wife."

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Which is probably what many of the people in the pictures are guilty of too!

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Nope Nope Nope!!!! For My Garbage Rant Head To My Stories Lol.
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, if you take the last of the toilet paper, put the new roll on the spindle, don’t just leave the roll on top of the toilet tank!

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Yes It’s A True Story, Yes She Laughed When I Showed Her This, And No I’m Not Drinking Her College Fund Because That Would Be Like One Drink. We’re Bad At Saving.
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Kishibe Angelo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is like the time my brother got stuck upside down on the monkey bars, so i had to help him. told him to let his legs go and his only reply was "i don't wanna im gonna fall to the sky" i said thats not how gravity works buddy

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Not All Heroes Wear Capes 🙌👏
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JitkaBlitka
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel that one! Every year I did presents for my husband's family, until this year I finally realized why tho? It wasn't that he made me do it, I just kind of did together with other gifts and never ocured to me before, that it could be his problem. I ranted about it every year but never told him. Sometimes I am thick as hell.

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Mine Is A Teenager Now And I Have Actually Thought About Doing This. Follow @stay.at.homies For More!!
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Jitka Šedová
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah... Having kids gives me some insight into the reasons why my mom always started vacuuming or doing noisy chores in the kitchen at 7 a.m at the weekend. Sweet revenge. I'm planning the same for my boys as soon as they grow into their teens 😅

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Sometimes We Parents Have Gotta Do What We Gotta Do. (Twitter/Authorgaylord Via @stephaniejankowski)
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Mari
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With their teacher because they don't wanna eat their vegetables!

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Accurate. (@kilo178 Via @sammichespsychmeds)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. Feeling all that right now. And so here reading BP and ignoring my work...😶

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This Will Happen.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Glad I am not the only one. Imagining a cluster of tiny houses, paths to a fire pit...i think i just described hobbiton.

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It Will Be Ok. (@cmichelcarter Via @filterfreeparents)
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JitkaBlitka
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We called that "the hunt". "What's for dinner?" - "just go hunt something for yourself."

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We Have A Strict Policy Here.
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Kai David
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It seems that now since everyone is home for school and work, I am doing triple the laundry. As I put items out of the dryer, I often say "when did they wear this? I never saw this on any one? He never wears that for me?" 🤔

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They Just Get Me But Don’t Judge Me.
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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, we all need to be able to vent while understanding that you still love that person you're venting about.

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And That’s Before I’ve Been Drinking. Follow @janetforklift For More!
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get into an Uber, chanting in my head 'don't look at me don't look at me don't look at me don't talk to me don't talk to me don't talk to me nope don't

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If This Doesn’t Sum Up My Relationship With Working Out And Eating I Don’t Know What Does!!!! Give Me All The Bread! Follow @dadandburied For More!
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Slowly move backwards to a safe distance and break out the emergency chocolate treats. Gently lob them, do not handfeed untill sobbing stops if you are fond of your fingers and wish to keep them. She'll be ok.

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Of Course It Was. From The Always Hilarious @macgyveringmom22
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LH25
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So true. 9 times out of 10 I can tell hubby where whatever he is looking for without looking for it myself. The other time, I can usually find it by looking.

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#52

This Is Too Perfect

Dads the first month of being a parent vs. the rest of their lives.

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Ok It Has Been A Week Over Here!! I Am Feeling All Of These By My Girl @shittymommymoments So Hard!! Go Follow @shittymommymoments And Other Awesome Account @shittyadultingmoments Doe More Relatable Humor!!
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I moved from a southern us state ( rice, dauted fresh veggies) to a northern state ( stewed meat and potatoes..my god the potatoes ). One day i was homesick and cooked some foods i wanted. Stepkids balked and (ex) hubby said " what did you expect?" . One of the most hurtful things that happened to me. Ex husband idea of making dinner was to call the pizza place for delivery

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Trust Me On This.
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Spock's Socks
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes wish I enjoyed alcoholic beverages in order to partake in these pleasures. Hope chocolate milkshakes will do the trick!!

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#55

This Might Be The Best Relationship Hack I’ve Ever Seen 😂😂 Follow @adamxmelinda For More!!
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Hermien Scholten
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*huband. You mean an extra child... I do not get why women take this from the men in their lives...

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#64

For Real, Please!
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d bradley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Disneyland World doesn't get any better free when they still allow people in the parks

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#66

Nope Nope Nope I Did Not Sign Up For That Lol. Follow The Hilarious @bonjourbitchesblog For More!!
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Sue User
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So true. I used to try and ask because i thought he wanted input. I would ask the night before so i could pull something out of freezer. He would get upset , " how do i know what i want to eat tomorrow?". So i stopped asking, so much better

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I Don’t Care If This Lasts Another 4 Months....i Will Not Break.
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JitkaBlitka
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once thought my kid lost my keyes, because I remembered her playing with them, and been bitching about it two days, when I found them in. My. Effing. Purse. Where I looked multiple times of course. But I've owned that and apologized to my kid for accusing her wrogly and since then every time I look for sth she yells from whichever part of the house: "did you check your purse?"

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#69

Things You Definitely Never Expect. Follow @henpecked_hal For More Hilariousness.
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MaggieWest
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While the wife just announces that she's taking the damn shower 🙄

#70

Oh Yes I Fucking Did Tell You!
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Sue User
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God, i was so glad when texting became a thing so i could do this. See, i did tell you.

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