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Married life is quite a funny thing when you think about it - first of all, you have to endure the dating phase, skipping through possible marriage prospects and meeting all kinds of weird people along the way. When you actually find the One, and not without plenty of relationship advice from your more advanced friends, a long process of getting to know each other ensues. Finally, you tie the knot and decide to spend the rest of your life, meaning at least 50 years, as a married couple. And if that kind of a long relationship commitment isn't funny in a way, then it's quite weird at the very least.
As with most aspects of our lives, marriage accumulates gigabytes and gigabytes of funny memes. Bored Panda has compiled some of the most stereotypical and over the top marriage jokes to either prepare you or show that there are many more out there suffering just as much. After all, there's a byte of truth in every best meme, no matter how cliché they are, right? From dealing with tedious daily chores to appearing in public, these relationship memes cut to the very core of keeping your sh*t together. So, drop the kids at school and scroll down to reassure yourself that everything's fine.
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#1
Learn To Compromise
Gemma Lees 7 years ago
Me and my hubby agree on this! He's a huge Marvel fan and I'm covered in DC tattoos but even we wouldn't have mixed them!
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Elizabeth Rolando 7 years ago
The buildings on the right look like it is giving the middle finger salute. Lol
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#2
See Who They Really Are
Pamela24 7 years ago
See? You can make a joke about marriage and without ridiculous stereotypes.
bob 7 years ago
Indeed, this one is funny... and true as a matter of fact.
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Zenozenobee 7 years ago
Also works with a trip of few hours by car, while the traffic is ultra dense.
Krystine Patterson 7 years ago (edited)
In Australia our internet is so slow anyway, screaming and shouting at a computer is considered normal! Some days I'm down to 12 Mbps (download), our National Broadband Network is the bane of everyone's existence.
Hendra Lim 7 years ago
12 Mbps huh? how bout my home internet that only have 1 Mbps download speed
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Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
Before internet we had to judge someone by how they drove in traffic. :)
#3
Arguing
Wilma Ann 3 years ago
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#4
Roles Reversed
SykesDaMan 7 years ago
Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)
ADHORTATOR 7 years ago
that's why I take a photo of the things wife and daughter want me to buy before shopping
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Lady Perkele 7 years ago
Well mine understands 100% about sanitary pads, tampons and everything I need without asking. He sometimes missunderstands chocolate by salad but thats alright
Laugh Fan 7 years ago
These days just take a pic on your mobile phone or get your partner to send it to you. That's what I've done if picking up something very specific from a huge range for my husband and vice versa.
Elaine Dodge 7 years ago
Products have names, pack colours and descriptions. For marital harmony I'd suggest using them. Honey, please could you pick up 5 litres of Castrol Superplus Gen 3 Oil, it's a blue container? Or, Sweetheart, please could you get me a 30 pack of HappyTimes applicator free organic cotton tampons, It's a pink box with flowers on it. See. Easy.
Vicki Gerlich Neus 7 years ago
I find it hard to believe that a man would say 'get me some oil,' without giving you the amount, weight and maybe even a brand. I think a man made this meme!
Bridget Wright 7 years ago
It's shameful for anyone who drives to not know what kind of oil to use. Ladies: it is on the damn oil cap! Just know if it has to be synthetic oil or not.
BusLady 7 years ago
In most stores, they have a book there so you can look it up. You could also Google it.
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Kwaku 7 years ago
I went with my girlfriend to a make up shop; after spending what seemed like 2 hours sitting and watching her exchange pleasantries with one of the attendants, they both walked up to me with the same colored product asking me which one was lighter... thats when I lost it and went and waited in the car!!!!!
#5
Intimidation Techniques
engineer_nope.avi 7 years ago
Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute! After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?
Daria B 7 years ago
Maybe she just had something in her eye and he thought she was winking. ♥
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#6
Fresh vs. Old Couples
Jean van der Merwe 7 years ago
I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.
Lauren Day 7 years ago
In fairness, Harry will likely never inherit the throne so will has got a lot more pressure on him, I wouldn’t say he’d ever be allowed to get over himself without some accident to set it straight 😅😅😅
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Eunice Probert 7 years ago
Duchess Kate and Prince William do have three children. That changes everything.
Gerry Higgins 7 years ago
They also have nannies..... THAT changes everything.
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Zara Demelza Harradine 7 years ago
William and Kate have been together far linger, once you take the entire relationship into account - nearly 20 years, to Harry and Meghan's 2 years.
My dog is my co pilot. 7 years ago
My parents still looked at each other the same way Harry and Meghan do in this picture right up until dad died. They started dating in 1961 and dad died in 2007 and this is how they were all the time, all that time. My mother was crushed when he died. She still sleeps with a scarf she bought him and he always wore under her pillow and she now sleeps on his side of the bed to feel closer to him.
Ruth Beaty 7 years ago
The older brother and his wife have settled into the "comfortable with each other" stage (close together, not touching but near each other), the younger brother and his wife are still in the "honeymoon phase". Both are good.
Dorothy Parker 7 years ago
William and Kate are aware they are held to a different standard than, well, anyone else in the world. They've also been together for a while and have their beautiful family. That, vs THE HONEYMOON. All four seem like lovely people. Envious of the Brits.
#7
Talking Dirty
JF Purcell 7 years ago
Nakedness is sexy for men looking at women, but not the other way around.
Wandering Pilgrim 7 years ago
omg... I am f*****g laughing like hell ... do visit https://tournbike.com/
#8
Never Laugh At Her Choices
Randy Dhuyvetter 7 years ago
Well she did make the choice in the past. Whether or not she stuck with it is another question.
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SykesDaMan 7 years ago
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/actual-advice-mallard
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Micheal Rose 2 years ago
HOW I GOT MY TUBES UNTIED WITH THE HELP OF dr babaogunda ROOTS AND HERBS. My name is doyle lillian ,i got married 2019 and and ever since then,it has been hell trying to get pregnant after so many triers and doctors reports. the doctors confirmed that i will never get pregnant because my tubes were tied,until i contacted this very great spell caster (Dr baba ogunda),who gave me the Herbs that made me get pregnant after doctor's reports. He also today me that he is also specialized in all kind of spell. *love spell * Herbal treatment * Help for weight loss/gain * lottery spell * Help for job promotion e.t.c. Email him now on: drbabaogunda@gmail.com WhatsApp https://wa.me/+2348070899030
Grace Sherry 2 years ago
Best spell caster is Dr Sanni the great wizard from African I want to use this medium to thank him for bringing my ex lover back to me he only told me to provide the items needed for the spell and which I did and he told me that after he got the items in 48 hours I will start seeing the result and truly is a man of his words contact him today and get your problem solve. You can text him if you’re having misunderstanding or you’re not happy with your relationship Email: Drsannimoses@gmail.com What'sApp: +2348110562441 or phone call, You can also visit his website ; https://sandrarohdan123.wixsite.com/drsannimoses
Monica Jolly 3 years ago
for everyone out there going through relationship problem, I recommend you talk to this great spell caster Dr agbadu,I am a living witness of his powerful spell. His spell is ever potent. His spell helped me a great deal, he said he would help me cast a spell to bring back my ex boyfriend and he actually did. Am finally married to the man of my dream now and we are expecting our first baby. Enough respect you can get in touch with him on his email address dragbadu@gmail.com or Facebook page👇👇 https://www.facebook.com/DrAgbaduSpellHome/ 🇺🇸😍🌹
#9
Dad Cold vs. Mom Cold
Ntosh 7 years ago (edited)
Oh this one. I was going through natural miscarriage last month, in between the cramps I still had to take care of everyone. When he has a stomach ache you'd swear he is going to die.
BobbyK 7 years ago
Actually, this is reversed for my wife and me. She falls apart and is dieing with a cold and I keep going even with the flu!!!
Basil 7 years ago
You know, fellow ladies, we have the power to stop this stereotype! It will take a cultural shift, sure, but it can also start on an individual level. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE THIS WAY!! Hold men accountable- it CAN be done! And let yourself rest. Sometimes, for things to change, maybe you DO need to let the world fall apart a little. I swear, if every woman just learned to care a little less and be a little more of an a*****e . . . it has really worked for me at least. lol
Tucker Daugh 7 years ago
Funny. Just a comment, not an analysis or opinion or anything about me, or what I do, or my spouse, or how my spouse feels or what I think, or my life.
RockBottom 7 years ago
Huh interesting, when i get sick i will still work, and hopefully get everyone else sick in the process.
Marion Friedl 7 years ago
So true, when men have a cold they´re always "almost dying, fading away", while women´re brave & keep on "functioning"...
#10
Food Solves Everything
Bonnie Edwards 7 years ago
My first year of marriage, whenever I was cranky for any reason, my hubby bought me some rocky road. Admittedly, I was mostly cranky from exhaustion, or it had been too long since lunch, or pms... so chocolate was perfect. Hahaha.
#11
Yes You Did
Zenozenobee 7 years ago
I can even recall the circonstaces: "You said it at your father's house, we where drinking coffee in the veranda... Come on, I was wearing my yellow sweater!"
Amanda Ford 7 years ago
This is my husband and I, except he's the one with the photographic memory.
Eric Lafleur 7 years ago
So true. They will forget to taka the garbage out but still remember s**t you've said years ago...
Rosemary Moreland 7 years ago
I'm still laughing! Filing comments! What next? I just trust my memory.
Bob Beltcher 7 years ago
And this is why marragies end, because you won't let go of stuff that happened years ago.
Basil 7 years ago
I don't think this is a gender thing, I think it's a personality type thing. And when I find myself resorting to this behavior it is usually because the past issues were never resolved- my husband is bad at apologizing for things and also at correcting issues. I am better at doing those actions. However, when he makes an effort to change something negative or make amends for an error, I feel like the "file", so to speak, gets tossed. So it's not the refusal to let go that ends marriages, it's the inability for both parties to communicate and solve problems in a satisfactory way so that issues don't pile up to become resentments. Not resolving emotions is why we file them away for the future in the first place.
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Kelly Horrigan 7 years ago
Would love to be able to. Unfortunately I believe they would remember or at least cop to it. But I wend up wishing I wrote it down...lol
Teri Donovan 7 years ago
I get that from my sons...or "you never told me".....at which point I pull out my phone and pull up the text messages. I have YEARS of texting between us that I have not deleted....
#12
Wife's Always Right
MammaG 7 years ago
Love this. I have freakishly strong hands and the hubs often hands me the stubborn jars.
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David Viesta 7 years ago
And when that also fails, start arguing about if you should or not call for a professional.
Teri Donovan 7 years ago
A SMART man will do it his wife's way FIRST so, if it doesn't work he can then say "ok, can we try it MY way this time?"
#13
Trying For A Hug
ZombieGirl5591 7 years ago
Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!
Daniëlle Raats 7 years ago
So jealous at you right now. I really needed to laugh but I'm at work, acting like I'm bussy.
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Lee Maidana Kuhl 7 years ago
That would be me on the left, except there would be fire coming from my mouth as well.
Kim Lorton 7 years ago
My hubby once got mad at me early in our marriage, and tried to make me upset by not touching me, and it backfired on him! I was fine, and he was crazy trying to figure out why I wasn’t bothered by the freeze out!
John Kamau 7 years ago
Oh... and she tells the sister how you have been mistreating her and she came in to reinforce her... Damn... You're doomed
Amreen Godhrawala 7 years ago
God bless the photographer who captured this, cause I would've run for my life after seeing those angry faces!
#14
Keeping Secrets
Zenozenobee 7 years ago
My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p
Marika Stanway 7 years ago
This is so true. I tell my husband everything. He's the only person in this world I can trust 100%
Basil 7 years ago
I trust my husband more than my Mother, lol. But not just because he's my husband. He's one of those "I can and will literally take a secret to the grave if you ask me too" kind of people. I recognize I am NOT that kind of person, though I try and haven't failed anyone yet. But I really respect his ability to be like that. He is rare.
Suparna Gibbs 7 years ago
Absolutely! You have to have that ONE person who you can tell everything to!
Micheal Rose 2 years ago
HOW I GOT MY TUBES UNTIED WITH THE HELP OF dr babaogunda ROOTS AND HERBS. My name is doyle lillian ,i got married 2019 and and ever since then,it has been hell trying to get pregnant after so many triers and doctors reports. the doctors confirmed that i will never get pregnant because my tubes were tied,until i contacted this very great spell caster (Dr baba ogunda),who gave me the Herbs that made me get pregnant after doctor's reports. He also today me that he is also specialized in all kind of spell. *love spell * Herbal treatment * Help for weight loss/gain * lottery spell * Help for job promotion e.t.c. Email him now on: drbabaogunda@gmail.com WhatsApp https://wa.me/+2348070899030
Micheal Rose 2 years ago
HOW I GOT MY TUBES UNTIED WITH THE HELP OF dr babaogunda ROOTS AND HERBS. My name is Doyle ,i got married 2019 and and ever since then,it has been hell trying to get pregnant after so many triers and doctors reports. the doctors confirmed that i will never get pregnant because my tubes were tied,until i contacted this very great spell caster (Dr baba ogunda),who gave me the Herbs that made me get pregnant after doctor's reports. He also today me that he is also specialized in all kind of spell. *love spell * Herbal treatment * Help for weight loss/gain * lottery spell * Help for job promotion e.t.c. Email him now on: drbabaogunda@gmail.com WhatsApp https://wa.me/+2348070899030
Grace Sherry 2 years ago
Best spell caster is Dr Sanni the great wizard from African I want to use this medium to thank him for bringing my ex lover back to me he only told me to provide the items needed for the spell and which I did and he told me that after he got the items in 48 hours I will start seeing the result and truly is a man of his words contact him today and get your problem solve. You can text him if you’re having misunderstanding or you’re not happy with your relationship Email: Drsannimoses@gmail.com What'sApp: +2348110562441 or phone call, You can also visit his website ; https://sandrarohdan123.wixsite.com/drsannimoses
Monica Jolly 3 years ago
for everyone out there going through relationship problem, I recommend you talk to this great spell caster Dr agbadu,I am a living witness of his powerful spell. His spell is ever potent. His spell helped me a great deal, he said he would help me cast a spell to bring back my ex boyfriend and he actually did. Am finally married to the man of my dream now and we are expecting our first baby. Enough respect you can get in touch with him on his email address dragbadu@gmail.com or Facebook page👇👇 https://www.facebook.com/DrAgbaduSpellHome/ 😍😍
#15
Life Challenges
Barbara Bacigalupo 7 years ago
I don't like that ..it generalizes that all marriages feel this way..
Basil 7 years ago
This isn't even an original comic, just a cut and paste job. This comic is insulting to men, that they are all just immature losers waiting to have their lives ruined by evil teachers and bosses and women, women being the worst of all, waiting to death march them down the aisle then trap them with a bunch of kids. That is so insulting to all the wonderful happy dads and husbands out there, like my Dad who homeschooled me and my brother, or my son-in-law who I just watched weep at the birth of his first child. Or my husband who loves being married and is my best friend, and vice-versa. What a gross and reductive narrative to project onto men.
Leesa DeAndrea 7 years ago
They left out the last one: Old Age. When everything hurts & everything upsets your stomach & you can't remember anything & your hearing & sight & strength are failing & you can't do the simplest chores & your money is almost gone & the only thing to look forward to is death.
Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 7 years ago
I hated high school and college, I don't have a job, I'm not married and I don't even want kids
#16
This Conversation Will Be Recorded
SykesDaMan 7 years ago
"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"
David Viesta 7 years ago
It will be used against you, even if the conversation took place years before, and is not actually related to terms of your new dialogue.
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Aahzmandus Pervect 7 years ago
Oh, Raymond... Only the worse husband in the history of TV sitcoms.
Basil 7 years ago
I'm going to make a bet. I bet you have not rewatched the entire series of Everybody Loves Raymond from start to finish, in order, as many times as I have. No he most certainly was not! Deborah was TERRIBLE. Now look, I'm all against the bumbling TV Dad/harpy Mom. The show was written from a very mysogynistic viewpoint: Ray was the hero, Deb was the villain. It is unfair, and I hate it. But it is what it is. I do empathize with Deborah. But I recall that it was Deborah who chose to move them across the street from her in-laws. And it was Deborah who chose to constantly defer to Marie and be a huge doormat and then take it out on Ray. I don't want to victim blame, but good lord at a certain point irl someone would just be shaking this woman and saying to her "stop putting up with these people's b******t!" So yeah, Ray was useless but he was funny and the only nice one, and the peacekeeper, and affectionate, and at least he seemed to actually like their children.
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Micheal Rose 2 years ago
HOW I GOT MY TUBES UNTIED WITH THE HELP OF dr babaogunda ROOTS AND HERBS. My name is doyle lillian ,i got married 2019 and and ever since then,it has been hell trying to get pregnant after so many triers and doctors reports. the doctors confirmed that i will never get pregnant because my tubes were tied,until i contacted this very great spell caster (Dr baba ogunda),who gave me the Herbs that made me get pregnant after doctor's reports. He also today me that he is also specialized in all kind of spell. *love spell * Herbal treatment * Help for weight loss/gain * lottery spell * Help for job promotion e.t.c. Email him now on: drbabaogunda@gmail.com WhatsApp https://wa.me/+2348070899030
Micheal Rose 2 years ago
HOW I GOT MY TUBES UNTIED WITH THE HELP OF dr babaogunda ROOTS AND HERBS. My name is Doyle ,i got married 2019 and and ever since then,it has been hell trying to get pregnant after so many triers and doctors reports. the doctors confirmed that i will never get pregnant because my tubes were tied,until i contacted this very great spell caster (Dr baba ogunda),who gave me the Herbs that made me get pregnant after doctor's reports. He also today me that he is also specialized in all kind of spell. *love spell * Herbal treatment * Help for weight loss/gain * lottery spell * Help for job promotion e.t.c. Email him now on: drbabaogunda@gmail.com WhatsApp https://wa.me/+2348070899030
Grace Sherry 2 years ago
Best spell caster is Dr Sanni the great wizard from African I want to use this medium to thank him for bringing my ex lover back to me he only told me to provide the items needed for the spell and which I did and he told me that after he got the items in 48 hours I will start seeing the result and truly is a man of his words contact him today and get your problem solve. You can text him if you’re having misunderstanding or you’re not happy with your relationship Email: Drsannimoses@gmail.com What'sApp: +2348110562441 or phone call, You can also visit his website ; https://sandrarohdan123.wixsite.com/drsannimoses
Monica Jolly 3 years ago
for everyone out there going through relationship problem, I recommend you talk to this great spell caster Dr agbadu,I am a living witness of his powerful spell. His spell is ever potent. His spell helped me a great deal, he said he would help me cast a spell to bring back my ex boyfriend and he actually did. Am finally married to the man of my dream now and we are expecting our first baby. Enough respect you can get in touch with him on his email address dragbadu@gmail.com or Facebook page👇👇 https://www.facebook.com/DrAgbaduSpellHome/ 😍😍
#17
Sharing The Chores
Zori the degu 7 years ago
That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.
Michelle Dodson 7 years ago
Oh, Honey - you've got issues. (And your Sister's a f*****g pig. Keep cleaning, but not HER s**t).
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Lady Perkele 7 years ago
Husbando always does laundry and dishes. I always do the folding and dust. He tried but he is like Sheldon Cooper trying to fold.
Random Panda 7 years ago (edited)
How is this sexist? It doesn't say "all men men do this". This meme was likely made by a woman and she described an issue relevant to her (and many women due to outdated gender roles). A man shouldn't expect praise because he cleaned the house he lives in that one time. I mean do you thank your spouse every time they do the chores? I doubt it.
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Shannøn Renee 7 years ago
This is my husband. Whenever I’m gone he tells me all of the things he accomplished. I don’t list every time I pay a bill, wash laundry, make a meal... I just do it and move on, because I’m being an adult. I don’t need applause, but rather for him to help out and not make it seem like he’s doing me a favor.
Bunny Lady 7 years ago
And I hate the way if a husband does do some tidying they always say, "I've tidied up for you!" For me????? For me????
Gerry Higgins 7 years ago
If a man loads the dishwasher but a woman doesn't see him .... did he do it ?
Kendra Grace DeCostanza 7 years ago
wow you did one thing out of the hundred things i do everyday
#18
Just Husband Things
Xandra 7 years ago (edited)
It is... Only my jeans would probably be right besides his on the floor. Women can be messy too...
Load More Replies... Lilla Ontherun 7 years ago
It's easy to solve. Wash only that's in the box. He will learn it at last when he ran out of pants.
miten sasmita 7 years ago
my husband used to do this until I stopped picking his scattered dirty clothes. eventually he'll run out of pants/socks/etc and when he asked I just shrugged "idk did you put it in the laundry?"
Imajean Yuss 7 years ago
Happens constantly...yet he alphabetized my spice drawer...go figure.
Janine B. 7 years ago
And my man sorts the clothes pins by their colours. Bwahahaha.
Load More Replies... Elaine Dodge 7 years ago
Heard a true story once - a wife encountered this every day until eventually the frustrated woman tried a new strategy. Anything not in the washbasket got kicked under the bed. Pretty soon the (too lazy to do my own washing) husband ran out of clothes. "Honey, I seem to be out of clothes." "Hmm, odd," replies the wife, "Everything that goes in the washbasket gets washed." After much searching the () husband finds his dirty clothes under the bed. "Really?" he fumes. "Anything IN the washbasket gets washed. Anything else, doesn't," she says with a smile. His clothes were always IN the basket after that.
miten sasmita 7 years ago
my husband used to do this until I stopped picking his scattered dirty clothes. eventually he ran out of panties/socks/etc and I just shrugged "idk did you put it in the laundry ?"
#19
Trying To Be Mad
My dog is my co pilot. 7 years ago
Hi his was the mom from the cartoon Dexter's Laboratory. She always wore rubber gloves no matter what she was doing. No one ever saw her hands.
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Micheal Rose 2 years ago
HOW I GOT MY TUBES UNTIED WITH THE HELP OF dr babaogunda ROOTS AND HERBS. My name is doyle lillian ,i got married 2019 and and ever since then,it has been hell trying to get pregnant after so many triers and doctors reports. the doctors confirmed that i will never get pregnant because my tubes were tied,until i contacted this very great spell caster (Dr baba ogunda),who gave me the Herbs that made me get pregnant after doctor's reports. He also today me that he is also specialized in all kind of spell. *love spell * Herbal treatment * Help for weight loss/gain * lottery spell * Help for job promotion e.t.c. Email him now on: drbabaogunda@gmail.com WhatsApp https://wa.me/+2348070899030
Grace Sherry 2 years ago
Best spell caster is Dr Sanni the great wizard from African I want to use this medium to thank him for bringing my ex lover back to me he only told me to provide the items needed for the spell and which I did and he told me that after he got the items in 48 hours I will start seeing the result and truly is a man of his words contact him today and get your problem solve. You can text him if you’re having misunderstanding or you’re not happy with your relationship Email: Drsannimoses@gmail.com What'sApp: +2348110562441 or phone call, You can also visit his website ; https://sandrarohdan123.wixsite.com/drsannimoses
Monica Jolly 3 years ago
for everyone out there going through relationship problem, I recommend you talk to this great spell caster Dr agbadu,I am a living witness of his powerful spell. His spell is ever potent. His spell helped me a great deal, he said he would help me cast a spell to bring back my ex boyfriend and he actually did. Am finally married to the man of my dream now and we are expecting our first baby. Enough respect you can get in touch with him on his email address dragbadu@gmail.com or Facebook page👇👇 https://www.facebook.com/DrAgbaduSpellHome/ 🇺🇸😍🇺🇸
#20
Wife's Approval
Pamela24 7 years ago
I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
I see partnership as something stronger than that though. It’s a life partner, not a mom or sibling or boss or coworker. We are supposed to support each other and build each other. Living life together. Everything one person does has an impact on the other. It’s not asking for permission. It’s making sure less important things don’t interfere with the path to success or the relationship. And of course it’s anout respect too, and it’s a two way street.
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Random Panda 7 years ago (edited)
Well, when I want to go out with friends I also ask my husband if he's ok with it. Neither of us will ever say no (unless we had something planned), but it's nice to do so. Shows you care.
issam 7 years ago
I love your comment , shows that you actually understand and in a real relationship .
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Bre Amsink 7 years ago
Ugh I don't get this. If my husband wants to go out, he doesn't need my permission. I just want to know around when he'll be home and call me if it's goes longer. His friends always seem so surprised by this, that I let him make his own decisions. It's a partnership and if you don't trust your husband, you shouldn't be with him.
Mike Jenkins 6 years ago
Then it would be rather FK’d up I think BUT.... that’s just MY opinion so... yeh 😬👍
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blugeagua 7 years ago
I’ve never understood this ridiculous stereotype. Most women (and men) don’t care what their significant other does on their free time. You know why? Because WE like having free time to hang with friends too.
Amanda Wilson 7 years ago
It's more about respect and honesty. If you don't care then why would you be with your significant other?
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Averil Aplin 4 years ago
My husband uses me as an excuse... the Mrs said No... I bloody did NOT! Sod off out 🤣
Kitty Katty 7 years ago
Ok, his face reminded me of the pissed off husky who realises the ball hasn't been thrown
Michelle Dodson 7 years ago
One of the things I love most about my honey is the 12 year old boy who still lives inside him. Like many men, he's just a big kid at heart. He is a really great guy and is also a National Kite Flying Champion (yeah, it's a thing). For the first 6 months we were together, he would ask if I minded if he went to fly kites. The answer was always, "Go - have fun!" Apparently his ex really resented his kite flying and would pull this passive/aggressive punishment b******t every time he did. He finally began to understand that I was sincere, have a life/hobbies/interests of my own and having free time was a bonus for both of us. We just had our 11th anniversary and this is one of the things that came up - loving someone enough to just let them BE.
#21
Hell Hath No Fury
Stephenie Stone 7 years ago
I think the right caption for this one is “Why men have shorter life expectancy.” I’m pretty sure the wife and kids are screaming at him from the cellar and he’s like...”I’ll be done in plenty of time! “
Micheal Rose 2 years ago
HOW I GOT MY TUBES UNTIED WITH THE HELP OF dr babaogunda ROOTS AND HERBS. My name is doyle lillian ,i got married 2019 and and ever since then,it has been hell trying to get pregnant after so many triers and doctors reports. the doctors confirmed that i will never get pregnant because my tubes were tied,until i contacted this very great spell caster (Dr baba ogunda),who gave me the Herbs that made me get pregnant after doctor's reports. He also today me that he is also specialized in all kind of spell. *love spell * Herbal treatment * Help for weight loss/gain * lottery spell * Help for job promotion e.t.c. Email him now on: drbabaogunda@gmail.com WhatsApp https://wa.me/+2348070899030
Grace Sherry 2 years ago
Best spell caster is Dr Sanni the great wizard from African I want to use this medium to thank him for bringing my ex lover back to me he only told me to provide the items needed for the spell and which I did and he told me that after he got the items in 48 hours I will start seeing the result and truly is a man of his words contact him today and get your problem solve. You can text him if you’re having misunderstanding or you’re not happy with your relationship Email: Drsannimoses@gmail.com What'sApp: +2348110562441 or phone call, You can also visit his website ; https://sandrarohdan123.wixsite.com/drsannimoses
Monica Jolly 3 years ago
for everyone out there going through relationship problem, I recommend you talk to this great spell caster Dr agbadu,I am a living witness of his powerful spell. His spell is ever potent. His spell helped me a great deal, he said he would help me cast a spell to bring back my ex boyfriend and he actually did. Am finally married to the man of my dream now and we are expecting our first baby. Enough respect you can get in touch with him on his email address dragbadu@gmail.com or Facebook page👇👇 https://www.facebook.com/DrAgbaduSpellHome/ 😍🇺🇸🇺🇸
Tifferooski 7 years ago
That grass does not need to be mowed. There's flippin bald patches for cryin out loud.
#22
Married Life
Martha Meyer 7 years ago
Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
Happy hubby, life is lovely. There. No more excuses to be a miserable wife.
Larisa Phillips 2 years ago
Ow mekak is crushing me crab salad. Only because "IT AINT GONNA SUCK ITS SELF B!TCH." (Tm) and that's when this not so nice wife, but who was ironically a hubby to her BFF, decided to finally do the one thing she had never done. In style, using glitter and high heels to kick, then throwing glitter in the men's faces while crippled in half... happy what.. hmm with who for how many jelly brand? OH 37.. well my bad ginger stay passed much longer and get even in magical I love you and no I will never talk to you again ways. Yup getting off this drunk bus drivers bus. Holy 20 years on thw wrong one. Wow!!
Michael higgins 5 years ago
Happy Husband, Happy Loveland. And to the lady who said married women live shorter lives, because they work harder....Hahaha well how much harder might you have to work if there wasn't a guy...working really hard so you don't have to?....single women do all that married women do and work full time jobs, with no help...at ALL. SMH...Married women live shorter lives because of me not being generous, courteous, giving lovers. Cumming is epic stress relief, and I venture to say, either those who did have those endorphins, and hormones regularly lived longer, and if they didn't, they died happy!!
#23
Attitude
Ola Polowczyk 7 years ago
Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.
Random Panda 7 years ago
My grandpa gave this advice - never confront your spouse when one of you is angry or right after an incident. He would always wait a few days before confronting my gran and they would talk it out. They had a very successful marriage. Gran also used this in her work and found it very useful.
Tony Kyzer 5 years ago
Best I ever heard is: Marriage is two People sleeping together with the strangest people they know.
Bethanie A. 6 years ago
@Ola, I love your theory on relationships, you should be a motivational speaker for all of the dumbasses that like to complain more than take action in a situation. Quit being a cry in the corner dunce and think of others BEFORE yourself. #othersmattermorethanyou
#24
Kids Are Great
Gary 7 years ago
If you ask such a stupid question and get that look, back away rapidly, horrible things are just about to happen!
Anne 7 years ago
If you get that look, give the wife a hug, plop her in a chair with a drink of choice, grab kids and go to a play ground for like half an hour to an hour.
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Grace Sherry 2 years ago
Best spell caster is Dr Sanni the great wizard from African I want to use this medium to thank him for bringing my ex lover back to me he only told me to provide the items needed for the spell and which I did and he told me that after he got the items in 48 hours I will start seeing the result and truly is a man of his words contact him today and get your problem solve. You can text him if you’re having misunderstanding or you’re not happy with your relationship Email: Drsannimoses@gmail.com What'sApp: +2348110562441 or phone call, You can also visit his website ; https://sandrarohdan123.wixsite.com/drsannimoses
Monica Jolly 3 years ago
for everyone out there going through relationship problem, I recommend you talk to this great spell caster Dr agbadu,I am a living witness of his powerful spell. His spell is ever potent. His spell helped me a great deal, he said he would help me cast a spell to bring back my ex boyfriend and he actually did. Am finally married to the man of my dream now and we are expecting our first baby. Enough respect you can get in touch with him on his email address dragbadu@gmail.com or Facebook page👇👇 https://www.facebook.com/DrAgbaduSpellHome/
Mike Jenkins 6 years ago
When u get that look.... no scratch that actually.... Who TF even ASKS that question anyway?!? Lol If I walk in the house and my wife (sh#%, truly the better of us both honestly) has that look on her face, I just automatically feel the need to apologize/tell her I love u maybe even with a quick kiss.... and head straight for the kids and get them outside ASAP or go to the park or something. I know she is beyond awesome at what she does. Does WAY more than I could ever handle I’m quite sure and basically what I would consider a super hero/super mom so, THAT look right THERE .... means I NEED relief. Like IMMEDIATELY 😬😳 SAVE ME PLEASE !! Lol
ElectricBooty 7 years ago
I've changed the question a bit more towards "was today absolutely insane for you?" Less claw marks now!
#25
Just Married
Gary 7 years ago
That's the look I have in the clothes shop or shoe shop sitting in the complimentary seat waiting for her to try on yet another dress or shoes...God when will this end???
Ruth Beaty 7 years ago
Never took my husband shopping, left the poor thing at home where he could watch the kids or do his own thing. I had a lot more fun shopping that way. Except thrift stores or book stores, did not go into one without him, lol.
Sharon Ryan 7 years ago
That's the look I had whenever I was sitting on the curb at 3am waiting for my husband to get drunk enough to pass out so I could go home without getting assaulted.
Laura Enez 7 years ago
That's my dad but he was thinking how he could get away with murder. That's how bad it got.
Grace Sherry 2 years ago
Best spell caster is Dr Sanni the great wizard from African I want to use this medium to thank him for bringing my ex lover back to me he only told me to provide the items needed for the spell and which I did and he told me that after he got the items in 48 hours I will start seeing the result and truly is a man of his words contact him today and get your problem solve. You can text him if you’re having misunderstanding or you’re not happy with your relationship Email: Drsannimoses@gmail.com What'sApp: +2348110562441 or phone call, You can also visit his website ; https://sandrarohdan123.wixsite.com/drsannimoses
Monica Jolly 3 years ago
for everyone out there going through relationship problem, I recommend you talk to this great spell caster Dr agbadu,I am a living witness of his powerful spell. His spell is ever potent. His spell helped me a great deal, he said he would help me cast a spell to bring back my ex boyfriend and he actually did. Am finally married to the man of my dream now and we are expecting our first baby. Enough respect you can get in touch with him on his email address dragbadu@gmail.com or Facebook page👇👇 https://www.facebook.com/DrAgbaduSpellHome/ ❤️🇺🇸🌹
#26
Perfect Balance
Shari H 7 years ago
I don't think it means they always fight at home, just that they never fight publicly.
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Zori the degu 7 years ago
I think that the fact that two people cooperate to fool everyone else already shows that their relationship is not so doomed.
Luisa Vasconcelos 7 years ago
My kids all all the time. I'm thinking to live outside até the street.
Anita Wolf 7 years ago
for some it seems to be the other way around, I've known a few couples who impossibly could have been as nasty with each other all the time as they were in public.
diane a 7 years ago
Um - the dogs are not remotely related lol - but know what you mean
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Dating vs. Married
Helen R 7 years ago
First time staying at his place when dating I had food poisoning..that was awkward as well an ice breaker...
Sayake 7 years ago
Didn't happen on a first date for me but was still pretty terrible having it happen at his parents place. :P My hometown and next town with most people sick from drinking contaminated water... I was just the last in the family to have it break through, which happened at their house. Still very embarassing even if you're dating for a longer time :P (and for the week after, both towns had to pick up bags of clean water from the local fire dept)
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Carol Emory 7 years ago
The full extent of how married you are comes to the final test of "Honey..there's a pimple on my back I can't reach..can you help me with it?" If that's not real love, I don't know what is.
Nizzle 7 years ago
we'd been going out for about 6 months when i had diarrhea that ended up in hospital with a drip. before it got to that extreme, there'd been a smallish 'brown' accident on the bed sheets. she still married me. PS - that episode was in the future referenced as the 'Rampant Poo Disease', or RPD.
Boocie Bear 7 years ago
Lol me and my husband always tell each other about our bodily fluids and farts
Amanda Ford 7 years ago
Mine too. TMI every time it come up, and any time it comes up is far too often!
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HOW I GOT MY TUBES UNTIED WITH THE HELP OF dr babaogunda ROOTS AND HERBS. My name is Doyle ,i got married 2019 and and ever since then,it has been hell trying to get pregnant after so many triers and doctors reports. the doctors confirmed that i will never get pregnant because my tubes were tied,until i contacted this very great spell caster (Dr baba ogunda),who gave me the Herbs that made me get pregnant after doctor's reports. He also today me that he is also specialized in all kind of spell. *love spell * Herbal treatment * Help for weight loss/gain * lottery spell * Help for job promotion e.t.c. Email him now on: drbabaogunda@gmail.com WhatsApp https://wa.me/+2348070899030
#28
Big Baby
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago (edited)
People are so damn lazy. If a man says some s**t like this, he isn’t a strong person. He is weak. There’s no excuse for ANYONE to be in a constant state of need for someone to cook and clean for them.
Layla 7 years ago
If you don't know how to cook anything half-edible, you're literally dependant on other people to stay alive. If you can't do your own laundry or dishes, if you don't know how to clean after yourself, you are not an adult. And not an adult means not ready for marriage. Simple as that.
Angie Chan 7 years ago
This is why I am single. Every guy I have dated has been far more trouble than they were worth, so I finally decided that two dogs were less mess/maintenance and fully embraced happy spinsterhood.
Basil 7 years ago
You see that this creates a cycle where no matter what happens, it's always a woman's fault. Why doesn't Dad bear any responsibility? Oh, he was useless too? So it was Grandma's fault? C'mon, you have to see the impossibleness of this situation. Eventually a grown man has to be responsible for his own life. If he's a loser, it's his own damn fault after a certain point.
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Helen R 7 years ago
Well to be honest it's also part of your own upbringing..my mum is still doing everything around the house. I'm allergic to clutter in the house as well. If I ask my hubby to vacuum or something like that he will do so whenever he feels like it instead of just doing it right away. And also usually I just expect him to do chores as well without being asked to. So in the end it's my own choice if I want to do it now 🙈
#29
Making A Point
Grace Sherry 2 years ago
Best spell caster is Dr Sanni the great wizard from African I want to use this medium to thank him for bringing my ex lover back to me he only told me to provide the items needed for the spell and which I did and he told me that after he got the items in 48 hours I will start seeing the result and truly is a man of his words contact him today and get your problem solve. You can text him if you’re having misunderstanding or you’re not happy with your relationship Email: Drsannimoses@gmail.com What'sApp: +2348110562441 or phone call, You can also visit his website ; https://sandrarohdan123.wixsite.com/drsannimoses
Monica Jolly 3 years ago
for everyone out there going through relationship problem, I recommend you talk to this great spell caster Dr agbadu,I am a living witness of his powerful spell. His spell is ever potent. His spell helped me a great deal, he said he would help me cast a spell to bring back my ex boyfriend and he actually did. Am finally married to the man of my dream now and we are expecting our first baby. Enough respect you can get in touch with him on his email address dragbadu@gmail.com or Facebook page👇👇 https://www.facebook.com/DrAgbaduSpellHome/ 🇺🇸🌹❤️
Rosaviolett Bikadorov De Hollande 7 years ago
hahahahahahaha that happens.... its better to not say anything hahahahaha
Hendra Lim 7 years ago
that's me after long argument that replayed from the start again and again
#30
Listen Carefully
FABULOUS1 7 years ago
I can tell my wife something, walk in the kitchen to get a drink and by the time I return she has forgotten what I have said. It usually ends with "I have already told you the same s**t 5 times, I am not repeating myself again." When i want to be an a*****e I through in "I hope my next wife is a better listener then you are." It pisses her off but so does having to repeat myself.
BusLady 7 years ago
Well, you had the patience to repeat it 5 times. Some people will not even repeat it a 2nd time.
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Neurotic_Octopus 7 years ago
Talking with my parents on the phone, told mom the joke "I can tell my BF all my secrets and he won't tell anyone, because he wasn't listening in the first place". She hesitated when I said I think it's just a Male trait. She asked Dad if he agreed, and he said "What? I zoned out." Point made, lol.
Lily Mae Kitty 7 years ago
yup. mine has selective deafness. and not just to me, to tv and movies as well. It's like we're watching two different things and he needs me to explain.
Evelyn Rys 7 years ago
haha, totally my husband, then he doesn't even bother reading my text >:(
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#31
It Went Quick
Elizabeth Molloy 7 years ago
I wonder how many of these 'celebrities' are an absolute nightmare to live with? No-one usually goes through marriages that quick!
Debbie Hadar 7 years ago
I think that the hype of celebrity creates a false reality, and expectations of marriage are often skewed.
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Mr. Re-in-act-ment 7 years ago
These people magazines, it's like 2 seconds after printing one the other is printed
Micheal Rose 2 years ago
HOW I GOT MY TUBES UNTIED WITH THE HELP OF dr babaogunda ROOTS AND HERBS. My name is Doyle ,i got married 2019 and and ever since then,it has been hell trying to get pregnant after so many triers and doctors reports. the doctors confirmed that i will never get pregnant because my tubes were tied,until i contacted this very great spell caster (Dr baba ogunda),who gave me the Herbs that made me get pregnant after doctor's reports. He also today me that he is also specialized in all kind of spell. *love spell * Herbal treatment * Help for weight loss/gain * lottery spell * Help for job promotion e.t.c. Email him now on: drbabaogunda@gmail.com WhatsApp https://wa.me/+2348070899030
Grace Sherry 2 years ago
Best spell caster is Dr Sanni the great wizard from African I want to use this medium to thank him for bringing my ex lover back to me he only told me to provide the items needed for the spell and which I did and he told me that after he got the items in 48 hours I will start seeing the result and truly is a man of his words contact him today and get your problem solve. You can text him if you’re having misunderstanding or you’re not happy with your relationship Email: Drsannimoses@gmail.com What'sApp: +2348110562441 or phone call, You can also visit his website ; https://sandrarohdan123.wixsite.com/drsannimoses
Monica Jolly 3 years ago
for everyone out there going through relationship problem, I recommend you talk to this great spell caster Dr agbadu,I am a living witness of his powerful spell. His spell is ever potent. His spell helped me a great deal, he said he would help me cast a spell to bring back my ex boyfriend and he actually did. Am finally married to the man of my dream now and we are expecting our first baby. Enough respect you can get in touch with him on his email address dragbadu@gmail.com or Facebook page👇👇 https://www.facebook.com/DrAgbaduSpellHome/ 🇺🇸🌹❤️
Synder Anderson 5 years ago
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#32
Marriage Material
Elfmonkey 7 years ago
Haha, I often say this to my hubby. "Yeah, I'm crazy, but what does that make you?" :P
Amanda Ford 7 years ago
I had a bf that always answered that with "f--king crazy". Would p**s me off every time.
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My criteria of marriage; 1. Finding someone who's crazy matches your crazy. Either jigsaw style or mirrored. 2. Finding the one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Susan Gardner 7 years ago
My husband KNOWS I'm crazy and sometimes I wonder why he married me lol
Sonitar Brown 4 years ago
Getting back with that special man in your life may seem like an impossible feat, but it really isn’t. What is there secret? Contact email: alfredhealinghome@gmail.com IG: @alfre_dhealinghome WhatsApp+2348076480598
Louise Brigance 7 years ago
Reminds of my Mom. She use to say about the Father, He knew what I was when he married me!
#33
Sharing Is Caring
Grace Sherry 2 years ago
Best spell caster is Dr Sanni the great wizard from African I want to use this medium to thank him for bringing my ex lover back to me he only told me to provide the items needed for the spell and which I did and he told me that after he got the items in 48 hours I will start seeing the result and truly is a man of his words contact him today and get your problem solve. You can text him if you’re having misunderstanding or you’re not happy with your relationship Email: Drsannimoses@gmail.com What'sApp: +2348110562441 or phone call, You can also visit his website ; https://sandrarohdan123.wixsite.com/drsannimoses
Monica Jolly 3 years ago
for everyone out there going through relationship problem, I recommend you talk to this great spell caster Dr agbadu,I am a living witness of his powerful spell. His spell is ever potent. His spell helped me a great deal, he said he would help me cast a spell to bring back my ex boyfriend and he actually did. Am finally married to the man of my dream now and we are expecting our first baby. Enough respect you can get in touch with him on his email address dragbadu@gmail.com or Facebook page👇👇 https://www.facebook.com/DrAgbaduSpellHome/
#34
Know What You're Yelling About
Elfmonkey 7 years ago
Ha, we do this all the time... uh, well, I do this all the time. Luckily, we both end up laughing afterwards.
Grace Sherry 2 years ago
Best spell caster is Dr Sanni the great wizard from African I want to use this medium to thank him for bringing my ex lover back to me he only told me to provide the items needed for the spell and which I did and he told me that after he got the items in 48 hours I will start seeing the result and truly is a man of his words contact him today and get your problem solve. You can text him if you’re having misunderstanding or you’re not happy with your relationship Email: Drsannimoses@gmail.com What'sApp: +2348110562441 or phone call, You can also visit his website ; https://sandrarohdan123.wixsite.com/drsannimoses
Monica Jolly 3 years ago
🇺🇸🇺🇸for everyone out there going through relationship problem, I recommend you talk to this great spell caster Dr agbadu,I am a living witness of his powerful spell. His spell is ever potent. His spell helped me a great deal, he said he would help me cast a spell to bring back my ex boyfriend and he actually did. Am finally married to the man of my dream now and we are expecting our first baby. Enough respect you can get in touch with him on his email address dragbadu@gmail.com or Facebook page👇👇 https://www.facebook.com/DrAgbaduSpellHome/
Sonitar Brown 4 years ago
Getting back with that special man in your life may seem like an impossible feat, but it really isn’t. What is there secret? Contact email: alfredhealinghome@gmail.com IG: @alfre_dhealinghome WhatsApp+2348076480598
Nostalgic Hyena 7 years ago
Basically my dad and my stepmom. For some reason, my stepmom starts arguments with him over the most random things.
Mr. Re-in-act-ment 7 years ago
When you are upset and wanna cry but you can't even force yourself to cry.
#35
Oh It's Nothing
Gary 7 years ago
As a husband all those words in small print sound like Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah....
Hendra Lim 7 years ago
and then we just, zoned out until she asked "did you hear me?"
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#36
Wife vs. Husband
#37
Personal Feet Warmer
Random Panda 7 years ago
My husband is usually the one who puts his cold hands/feet on me. He thinks it's funny.
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 7 years ago
Maybe you haven't seen your face when he does it. I did that to my gf, it was hilarious. Ex gf really... THATS NOT WHY WE BROKE UP! :'(
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Lowrider 56 8 months ago
I dont have to worry about that, my wife has issues about her feet. NO ONE touches her feet, ever. Under penalty of death!
Micheal Rose 2 years ago
HOW I GOT MY TUBES UNTIED WITH THE HELP OF dr babaogunda ROOTS AND HERBS. My name is Doyle ,i got married 2019 and and ever since then,it has been hell trying to get pregnant after so many triers and doctors reports. the doctors confirmed that i will never get pregnant because my tubes were tied,until i contacted this very great spell caster (Dr baba ogunda),who gave me the Herbs that made me get pregnant after doctor's reports. He also today me that he is also specialized in all kind of spell. *love spell * Herbal treatment * Help for weight loss/gain * lottery spell * Help for job promotion e.t.c. Email him now on: drbabaogunda@gmail.com WhatsApp https://wa.me/+2348070899030
Grace Sherry 2 years ago
Best spell caster is Dr Sanni the great wizard from African I want to use this medium to thank him for bringing my ex lover back to me he only told me to provide the items needed for the spell and which I did and he told me that after he got the items in 48 hours I will start seeing the result and truly is a man of his words contact him today and get your problem solve. You can text him if you’re having misunderstanding or you’re not happy with your relationship Email: Drsannimoses@gmail.com What'sApp: +2348110562441 or phone call, You can also visit his website ; https://sandrarohdan123.wixsite.com/drsannimoses
Monica Jolly 3 years ago
for everyone out there going through relationship problem, I recommend you talk to this great spell caster Dr agbadu,I am a living witness of his powerful spell. His spell is ever potent. His spell helped me a great deal, he said he would help me cast a spell to bring back my ex boyfriend and he actually did. Am finally married to the man of my dream now and we are expecting our first baby. Enough respect you can get in touch with him on his email address dragbadu@gmail.com or Facebook page👇👇 https://www.facebook.com/DrAgbaduSpellHome/
Lisa Williams 3 years ago
My husband gets mad at me because I throw the covers off me during the time I'm sleeping
Sonitar Brown 4 years ago
Getting back with that special man in your life may seem like an impossible feat, but it really isn’t. What is there secret? Contact email: alfredhealinghome@gmail.com IG: @alfre_dhealinghome WhatsApp+2348076480598
Tony Kyzer 5 years ago
Best one I ever heard is: Marriage is two people sleeping together with the Strangest Person they know.
#38
Married Life
Dolicious 7 years ago
My wife says I have two major flaws. I do not listen to her and one other thing...
Krystine Patterson 7 years ago
From a woman to other women, learn to find and use your voice, speak up and be honest. And no, not screaming and throwing around accusations or having childish tantrums, just talk to your husband or boyfriend. Being honest doesn't mean he'll break up with you...well, he might, but that's the risk you take. You'll get over it.
Darryl Kerrigan 7 years ago
That woman has bad communication skills, anyone who takes silent treatment and moods to the level of domestic abuse does really....
Grace Sherry 2 years ago
Best spell caster is Dr Sanni the great wizard from African I want to use this medium to thank him for bringing my ex lover back to me he only told me to provide the items needed for the spell and which I did and he told me that after he got the items in 48 hours I will start seeing the result and truly is a man of his words contact him today and get your problem solve. You can text him if you’re having misunderstanding or you’re not happy with your relationship Email: Drsannimoses@gmail.com What'sApp: +2348110562441 or phone call, You can also visit his website ; https://sandrarohdan123.wixsite.com/drsannimoses
Monica Jolly 3 years ago
🇺🇸❤️❤️for everyone out there going through relationship problem, I recommend you talk to this great spell caster Dr agbadu,I am a living witness of his powerful spell. His spell is ever potent. His spell helped me a great deal, he said he would help me cast a spell to bring back my ex boyfriend and he actually did. Am finally married to the man of my dream now and we are expecting our first baby. Enough respect you can get in touch with him on his email address dragbadu@gmail.com or Facebook page👇👇 https://www.facebook.com/DrAgbaduSpellHome/
Lisa Williams 3 years ago
I swear my husband Keeps up so much drama he provokes an argument then when I get pissed he gets to running out side
Sonitar Brown 4 years ago
Getting back with that special man in your life may seem like an impossible feat, but it really isn’t. What is there secret? Contact email: alfredhealinghome@gmail.com IG: @alfre_dhealinghome WhatsApp+2348076480598
Abhijit Gadre 5 years ago
I still cannot comprehend what she exactly understood by a LockDown.
#39
Pure Excitement
Ethan Slusser 7 years ago
If I was married to Hamlet, that’s what I’d put on the epitaph
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Vanessa Galvan 7 years ago
Whoa tone it down a notch. Don't want anyone to have a heart attack!
Grace Sherry 2 years ago
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Monica Jolly 3 years ago
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Ruth Beaty 7 years ago
Don't know about that, mine was never dull, always something going on or needing to be fixed or fed, or taken to the hospital. We definitely had some wild times occasionally.
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Jean van der Merwe 7 years ago
Mostly a broken marriage doesn’t lead to immediate violent death. Plus, on the off chance that it works, the one that actually works is better than anything you can imagine. Married 21 years. The parachute opened I guess and the view is spectacular!
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
Also the divorce rate is way way way below 75%. It’s like 30% in 2017 or something.
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Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
Good thing that statistic is b******t and inaccurate. Also you’ll die if your parachute fails. If your marriage fails, you pay the bill and find someone else.
miten sasmita 7 years ago
blame the players, not the game. most people give up when things get hard. and honestly, all relationship has problems at some points, it's whether you want to work it out or not.
Debbie Andersson 7 years ago
Marriages doesn't work cause people aren't educated in psycology enough and fight instead of talk, probably also cause they picked a partner that they didn't fit with.
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Hans 7 years ago
And man. And bad life choices. And the fear of responsibility. Rather saddening. Being married with children made me a happier person. If you do not believe that,y why get married and why get children?
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Simon Rushton 7 years ago
These are either old, tired jokes or a lot of people who should be alone.
bob 7 years ago
Yep. Lots of frustration here. No wonder the divorce rate is so high these days...
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Agnieszka Polak 7 years ago
Mostly sad, not funny. If you are married and fight so much, maybe you are married to a wrong person?
Josef Alvekrans 7 years ago
Honestly, most of these perfectly sums up what it's like to be in a low-key toxic relationship more than anything else.
SirWriteALot 7 years ago
If this is you, you're doing it wrong. 1 ... be equals. 2 ... be happy.
Hans 7 years ago
And man. And bad life choices. And the fear of responsibility. Rather saddening. Being married with children made me a happier person. If you do not believe that,y why get married and why get children?
Load More Replies... Simon Rushton 7 years ago
These are either old, tired jokes or a lot of people who should be alone.
bob 7 years ago
Yep. Lots of frustration here. No wonder the divorce rate is so high these days...
Load More Replies... Agnieszka Polak 7 years ago
Mostly sad, not funny. If you are married and fight so much, maybe you are married to a wrong person?
Josef Alvekrans 7 years ago
Honestly, most of these perfectly sums up what it's like to be in a low-key toxic relationship more than anything else.
SirWriteALot 7 years ago
If this is you, you're doing it wrong. 1 ... be equals. 2 ... be happy.
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