Best. Wedding. Cake. Ever!!!!!!

See? You can make a joke about marriage and without ridiculous stereotypes.

I heard that!

Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)

Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute! After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?

I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.

mission accomplished

I find the use of "were" instead of "are" very disturbing! XD

Oh this one. I was going through natural miscarriage last month, in between the cramps I still had to take care of everyone. When he has a stomach ache you'd swear he is going to die.

Adore this!

This is so true

this will save soo many ' i told you so' from happening

Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!

My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p

Am I strange if I feel it just gets better and better?

"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"

That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.

This must be universal

I feel that!

I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.

I think I have a preference.

I think the tornado was heading away from them, which is why he wasn't too concerned.

Hmm, yes, these priorities are very skewed, I see.

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That grass does not need to be mowed. There's flippin bald patches for cryin out loud.

You mow the lawn and twister mows you! Justice done.

Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.

Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.

If you ask such a stupid question and get that look, back away rapidly, horrible things are just about to happen!

That's the look I have in the clothes shop or shoe shop sitting in the complimentary seat waiting for her to try on yet another dress or shoes...God when will this end???

This one is actually quite sad.

First time staying at his place when dating I had food poisoning..that was awkward as well an ice breaker...

Do you want a mother or a lover? The two don't mix!

The cat looks like it's on drugs in the first pic

And than he doesn't listen again.

I wonder how many of these 'celebrities' are an absolute nightmare to live with? No-one usually goes through marriages that quick!

What is this, gone girl?

Joey doesn't share food

Ha, we do this all the time... uh, well, I do this all the time. Luckily, we both end up laughing afterwards.

As I said, nothing!

same.

My husband is usually the one who puts his cold hands/feet on me. He thinks it's funny.

My wife says I have two major flaws. I do not listen to her and one other thing...

I hope that she's not married to Hamlet...

Mostly a broken marriage doesn’t lead to immediate violent death. Plus, on the off chance that it works, the one that actually works is better than anything you can imagine. Married 21 years. The parachute opened I guess and the view is spectacular!