Best. Wedding. Cake. Ever!!!!!!

See? You can make a joke about marriage and without ridiculous stereotypes.

I heard that!

Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)

Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute! After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?

I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.

mission accomplished

I find the use of "were" instead of "are" very disturbing! XD

Oh this one. I was going through natural miscarriage last month, in between the cramps I still had to take care of everyone. When he has a stomach ache you'd swear he is going to die.

Adore this!

This is so true

this will save soo many ' i told you so' from happening

Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!

My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p

Am I strange if I feel it just gets better and better?

"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"

That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.

This must be universal

my husband used to do this until I stopped picking his scattered dirty clothes. eventually he'll run out of pants/socks/etc and when he asked I just shrugged "idk did you put it in the laundry?"

I'm a guy and also a house-husband. I wash dishes, clean the house, do the washing and then hang it up and fold it all when it's dry. My ex always used to throw her clothes around the house for me to pick up. Being a slob is not just a male thing.

Happens constantly...yet he alphabetized my spice drawer...go figure.

my husband used to do this until I stopped picking his scattered dirty clothes. eventually he ran out of panties/socks/etc and I just shrugged "idk did you put it in the laundry ?"

It should include tea bags, empty milk cartons, etc..plus, why can’t a man close a frickin cabinet door? I go into the kitchen, and based on which cabinets are open, I know what he has gotten. And there is nothing worse than leaving a tea bag on the island that contains the trash can. Zeezee!

Hey, I miss the basket too!(and I get "the look" when he picks it up for me).

Nope. Mine's trained!

At least he's getting closer

slob...his mother needs to be slapped bringing him up to be a slob...ffs

It is, half the time they can't hit the laundry basket or the toilet.

Well, if he won't do laundry, he doesn't deserve to have clean clothes.

You forgot to mention all the dirty dishes on top of the dishwasher. 😂

Unfortunately I'm the one guilty of that

This just makes me so angry. Every day!!! I even put the basket on his side of the bed!!!!!

I wish we could post pictures here. I've got a washing basket like this

Don't clean it then. Make him learn. Wtf you are not her mother.

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My husband does that to. I even put the laundry basket where he throws his clothes in the bedroom and he still puts them right next to it. so irritating.

I can relate !!

From the "Husbands Are Us" handbook.

yes every day twice a day he stepped over his undies (same pair) for 6 weeks I ended picking them up I was also caring for a special needs child

Besides the laundry I have the exact same basket

kids too!

Hey man, I'll take it.

Honestly guys, is there another reason to mary ?!

Yeah, my teenage son.

I don't see a problem. He got it pretty close.

I feel that!

I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.

I think I have a preference.

Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.

Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.