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The Things You Find On Craigslist

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Brandy Grote 5 years ago

Fish drama

167points

#3

Uber Alternative

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451points

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bahamut 5 years ago

Need a partner?

116points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

Marry me!

23points

AndersM 5 years ago

Sold!

19points

JeffC 5 years ago

You too? I'll split the cost with ya!!!!

3points

Kiss Army Premium 5 years ago

This sounds like fun!!

10points

Coco 5 years ago

I need this guy in my life.

7points

backatya 5 years ago

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Boaty McBoatface 5 years ago

And we never saw any of them again...

5points

Belle Cypher 3 years ago

yep

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Minnie-me 5 years ago

Do you currently work in the suburbs of Chicago? Asking for a friend (me)

5points

Anna Repp 5 years ago

LMK if he replies - I'm in Skokie and I need him too!

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Kururi.Orihara 5 years ago

Change the vehicle and this might be Dean Winchester. Except for the Skynard maybe, replace with Metallica

5points

debrina blackmoon 5 years ago

that works too

1point

Baba Caine 5 years ago (edited)

So he is a uber 🤔

4points

JeffC 5 years ago

Goober maybe but he's no Uber ;)

2points

Sofia Gunn 5 years ago

i will take him up on that offer

4points

Raine 5 years ago

My Kinda Ride but i prefer Hell Ya Sista

2points

Ava Ford 5 years ago

Yeehaw intensifies*

1point

debrina blackmoon 5 years ago (edited)

SKYNYRD!!! :D play Zeppelin too!

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Donna Reynolds 5 years ago

Sounds like a good time.

1point

Missy Barton 5 years ago

Sounds fun

1point

Caren Johnson 5 years ago

Brilliant!

1point

Jessica Temple 5 years ago

This is my husbands dream job <3

1point

Ed Souza 5 years ago (edited)

Hell yeah brother! sign me up

1point

Suzi Gauthier 5 years ago

Genius!

1point

KieLeaHar 9 months ago

I’d call. He seems cool 😎

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I’mSoEmotional 1 year ago

How much are you willing to pay for 3 hours?

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Manny Heffley 1 year ago

yo sure bro

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Shyla Clay 2 years ago

Can I ride in the back and fly six feet at every bump until I fly out?

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DancingToMyself 5 years ago

He knows how to sell his business :)

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Boredpanda-crew 5 years ago

Lynyrd Skynyrd

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Cadence Becker 5 years ago

lol

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Id row 5 years ago

That's not unsettling at all.

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Anna Repp 5 years ago

OK, what number do I text?

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Steve Cruz 5 years ago

"I need to go to the Klan Rally, it's at…" "I'm going there too!"

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Mayson 5 years ago

I'm surprised it's not a van...))

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Mary Clark 5 years ago

Open container laws prevent any drinking in a vehicle while driving; even the passenger

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DancingToMyself 5 years ago

What about limousines and champagne? Asking seriously, I really have no clue.

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JeffC 5 years ago

SOLD!!!!!!

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Carl Blackford 5 years ago

Redneck Uber be like...

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E FourOFour 5 years ago

I would definitely call this guy

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Kristy P 5 years ago

#scruber

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Chris 5 years ago

Does he drive out to the woods? Or through badly lit areas?

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athornedrose 5 years ago

soooo we're complaining about how unsafe ride shares can be, but y'all wanna trust some guy on craiglists cause he has beer?

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Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

No, because it's a joke.

2points

The US ad website Craigslist has its roots in 1995 when Craig Newmark created an email distribution list for his friends that featured local events in the San Francisco Bay Area.

#4

Another Craiglists Gem

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Neon Petra 5 years ago

The last reason is gold.

184points

#5

Craigslist: Idiot Needed To Beat Vanilla Dome

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335points

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 5 years ago

I think the whiskey and donuts are the reason why you can't beat it.

144points

#6

Free Almonds!

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318points

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Neon Petra 5 years ago

I laughed soooo hard.

110points

One year later, it became a web-based service, expanding into other classified categories. By the dawn of the new millennium, Craigslist expanded into other US cities.

#7

Anyone Need Reminder Tags?

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Neon Petra 5 years ago

I laughed waaaay too hard at this.

90points

#8

Spotted Under Free On Craigslist Baltimore

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comboplush 5 years ago

Didgeridoityourself

216points

#9

Craigslist Ad Looking For Replacement Friend

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eliana 5 years ago

Daby 2.0

71points

As of now, Craigslist operates in 70 countries and more than 700 cities. Wow. The first non-English languages that Craigslist supported were Spanish, French, Italian, German and Portuguese — this happened in 2008.

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A Friend Of Mine (Still Haven't Found Out Who) Posted This Craigslist Ad For My Birthday. 100 Points For Creativity, -100 Points For All The Chinchilla Texts And Voicemails

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201points

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Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

Finnish, Hungarian, and Estonian are their own language group. No exceptions!

71points

#11

Found This Browsing My Local Craigslist

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JessG 5 years ago

I typically eat the cheese first

48points

#12

I Was Looking For Used Laptops In Craigslist

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184points

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Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

I worked in an office that kept a typewriter around for when we needed to make corrections to signed forms and other documents. A young attorney asked me if I could show him how to turn it on, so I did. He sat down and then just looked at it—he couldn’t figure out how to put the paper in—and yet he somehow thought he was going to white-out some text to be replaced with other text? I took pity on him and did it for him in just a couple of minutes. Sometimes being old really pays off.

138points

Now, let’s talk numbers because they’re jaw-droppingly huge. Craigslist has over 20 billion (that’s right, that’s a ‘b’, not an ‘m’) page views each month (this one’s an ‘m’, though), and it had more than 49.4 million unique monthly visitors in the US alone.

#13

Just Cancelled My Weekend Plans After I Saw This On Craigslist

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183points

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Kristof De Smet 5 years ago

Just... why?

74points

#14

This Guy On Craigslist Found A Lost "Dog"

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183points

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Jessamyn Zolcznski 5 years ago

The cat clearly gives no F's

128points

#15

Amanda On Craigslist

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TheExtremeSmell 5 years ago

I can only picture some guy drunk holding up a turtle being like why won’t you love me Amanda?!

119points

Craigslist also has 80 million new classified ads each month. The numbers are so stunningly big that it makes perfect sense why there are so many ads that have us laughing out loud.

#16

Craigslist Gold

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159points

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Slinkman 5 years ago

'How are you this dumb?' , sorry, but you're de dumb one in not recognizing he is having a great time trolling you :D

149points

#17

Bread And Gas At Trader Joe's

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155points

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A B C 5 years ago

"you fart like a Clydesdale horse" - this guy knows how to woo a woman :D

102points

#18

The Things You See On Craigslist When You Live In Nashville

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Kaisu 5 years ago

If this is true, then this is very creepy and delusional

139points

#19

The Only Time I've Ever Clicked "Best Of Craigslist"

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128points

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Molly Universe 5 years ago

If the dog likes it... DON'T GET RID OF IT!

53points

#20

My Friend Found Another Indispensable Service On Craigslist Yesterday

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Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

I could use his service...

49points

#21

It Looks Cute But It Ain't

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Slinkman 5 years ago (edited)

It doesn't look cute at all, it looks F*****g creepy. Never buy dolls like this.

75points

#22

Goose The Lobster (Hates Johnny Cash)

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122points

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Brandy Grote 5 years ago

He won't walk the line, don't call him Sue, and for heavens' sake, watch that ring of fire!

109points

#23

Free Bacon

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116points

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Olga Antonova 5 years ago

It's good that husband is soon to be ex, poor guy had to live with such selfish person.

40points

#24

Take This Baby Out For A Spin

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114points

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A B C 5 years ago

Whoa, I'd LOVE to take this one for a spin!

44points

#25

Found On Craigslist In My City

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107points

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Brandy Grote 5 years ago

Very environmentally friendly, no gas needed, plus you can sell the wool!

68points

#26

This Is Not A Joke

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105points

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Slinkman 5 years ago (edited)

He doesn't need a hawk he needs a Headwig

57points

#27

Craigslist Cookie Creep

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86points

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Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!

113points

#28

They Know Their Targer Audience

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84points

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A B C 5 years ago

I'd love to see this one on Burning Man. Maybe upgrade the looks a little.

27points

#29

Craigslist Ad: "Free Vcr With Old School P***o Stuck Inside"

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81points

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Rowlie 5 years ago

Groundhog porn

42points

#30

I Saw This A While Back, Maybe It Belongs Here

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73points

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GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

Am I the only one who saw all the discord messages at the top

28points

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#31

Craigslist Skilsaw

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Roger Haywood 5 years ago

I 'saw' that coming. Was the price slashed?

12points

#32

Found This Post On Craigslist The Other Day. Passive Aggressive At Its Finest

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Slinkman 5 years ago

F**k the wife, go take your day of Bryan!

8points

#33

Found This Job Seeker On Craigslist

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Neon Petra 5 years ago

Um... are they serious?

11points

#34

My Local Craigslist Doesn't Disappoint

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GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

This is actually sad.

17points

#35

Craigslist - 2000 Year Old Autographed Photo

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 5 years ago

Worthless cause subject is still alive and well.

10points

#36

Sounds Like A Fun Party

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A B C 5 years ago

Well I can do that. I'm three years late, though :(

4points

#37

No Shipping Carrot

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Molly Universe 5 years ago

*Buys it*

9points

#38

Cactus Car

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Cordelia 5 years ago

Toupee??

13points

#39

Surfing Craigslist For Free Stuff When I Stumbled Across This

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Rowlie 5 years ago

it's like a can't opener

11points

#40

Please Be My Friend For $15

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29points

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Rowlie 5 years ago

this is a very solid basis for all future relationships

7points

#41

The Things You Find On Craigslist

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Rowlie 5 years ago

highest level of carpentry

12points

#42

Best Craigslist Ad I've Seen

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Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

An aggressively angry free give-away of a high-value item. What a karmic conundrum...

8points

#43

So I Was Browsing Craigslist, When This Picture Caught My Eye

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27points

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Cordelia 5 years ago

Soooooo he's washing his bike in the shower?? 🤦🏾 I bet that cat has seen it all...

16points

#44

Only In New Hampshire

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Rowlie 5 years ago

Totally safe

11points

#45

Why Buy New?

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26points

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Rowlie 5 years ago

Experienced glasses

12points

#46

It's So Stupid It Might Just Work

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Demi Zwaan 5 years ago

But what happens when this original person wants to find a job after graduation, while not actually knowing anything? Won't it be very obvious that they never attended uni? And the person doing this, will have a degree, but never be able to prove it/use it. That's a shame too.

14points