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Rumors abound that you can buy absolutely anything that your mind can think of on Craigslist. Anything. Well, plenty of us has officially admitted that our imaginations need some fine-tuning and updating after taking a closer look at the bizarre and hilarious advertisements you can find while scrolling through the site.

Bored Panda brings you this list of the funniest, weirdest, and craziest Craigslist ads that you’ve ever seen. From a guy’s ad about him giving away his girlfriend to a purse-snatcher’s dating ad, these will give you a hearty chuckle and will make you reevaluate your life when you realize some of these aren’t jokes at all. So put on your giggling goggles, buckle in and start scrolling. Upvote your faves, drop us a comment about which ads you liked and why, and share with your friends. And in case you need some more awesome viewing material, take a look at our other posts about a guy’s hilarious attempts to sell off his 1999 Corolla on Craigslist, as well as a compilation of the most delusional and funny people to be found on various internet marketplaces. They’re fun, so check them out after you’re finished with this list.

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Saw This Gem On My Local Craigslist

Saw This Gem On My Local Craigslist

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The Things You Find On Craigslist

The Things You Find On Craigslist

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#3

Uber Alternative

Uber Alternative

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The US ad website Craigslist has its roots in 1995 when Craig Newmark created an email distribution list for his friends that featured local events in the San Francisco Bay Area.

#4

Another Craiglists Gem

Another Craiglists Gem

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Craigslist: Idiot Needed To Beat Vanilla Dome

Craigslist: Idiot Needed To Beat Vanilla Dome

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#6

Free Almonds!

Free Almonds!

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One year later, it became a web-based service, expanding into other classified categories. By the dawn of the new millennium, Craigslist expanded into other US cities.

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#7

Anyone Need Reminder Tags?

Anyone Need Reminder Tags?

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#8

Spotted Under Free On Craigslist Baltimore

Spotted Under Free On Craigslist Baltimore

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#9

Craigslist Ad Looking For Replacement Friend

Craigslist Ad Looking For Replacement Friend

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As of now, Craigslist operates in 70 countries and more than 700 cities. Wow. The first non-English languages that Craigslist supported were Spanish, French, Italian, German and Portuguese — this happened in 2008.

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A Friend Of Mine (Still Haven't Found Out Who) Posted This Craigslist Ad For My Birthday. 100 Points For Creativity, -100 Points For All The Chinchilla Texts And Voicemails

A Friend Of Mine (Still Haven't Found Out Who) Posted This Craigslist Ad For My Birthday. 100 Points For Creativity, -100 Points For All The Chinchilla Texts And Voicemails

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#11

Found This Browsing My Local Craigslist

Found This Browsing My Local Craigslist

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#12

I Was Looking For Used Laptops In Craigslist

I Was Looking For Used Laptops In Craigslist

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Now, let’s talk numbers because they’re jaw-droppingly huge. Craigslist has over 20 billion (that’s right, that’s a ‘b’, not an ‘m’) page views each month (this one’s an ‘m’, though), and it had more than 49.4 million unique monthly visitors in the US alone.

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#13

Just Cancelled My Weekend Plans After I Saw This On Craigslist

Just Cancelled My Weekend Plans After I Saw This On Craigslist

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#14

This Guy On Craigslist Found A Lost "Dog"

This Guy On Craigslist Found A Lost "Dog"

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Amanda On Craigslist

Amanda On Craigslist

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TheExtremeSmell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can only picture some guy drunk holding up a turtle being like why won’t you love me Amanda?!

GodOfHyperdeath
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ll gladly take the ball python! ‘Cept...they’re illegal where I live...

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Raine
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im guessing he met someone new and no longer loves amanda

Tevah Rose
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I noticed that they only are selling 10 of the 16 reptiles and I support their choices.

Lydia Holmes
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1 year ago

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carmen cairo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amanda was one of the roommates, who suddenly ‘moved out’ suddenly and without notice.

Iris
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, I guess his ex girlfriend's name is Amanda ? 😂

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Craigslist also has 80 million new classified ads each month. The numbers are so stunningly big that it makes perfect sense why there are so many ads that have us laughing out loud.

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Craigslist Gold

Craigslist Gold

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#17

Bread And Gas At Trader Joe's

Bread And Gas At Trader Joe's

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The Things You See On Craigslist When You Live In Nashville

The Things You See On Craigslist When You Live In Nashville

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#19

The Only Time I've Ever Clicked "Best Of Craigslist"

The Only Time I've Ever Clicked "Best Of Craigslist"

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#20

My Friend Found Another Indispensable Service On Craigslist Yesterday

My Friend Found Another Indispensable Service On Craigslist Yesterday

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#21

It Looks Cute But It Ain't

It Looks Cute But It Ain't

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#22

Goose The Lobster (Hates Johnny Cash)

Goose The Lobster (Hates Johnny Cash)

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#23

Free Bacon

Free Bacon

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#24

Take This Baby Out For A Spin

Take This Baby Out For A Spin

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#25

Found On Craigslist In My City

Found On Craigslist In My City

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#26

This Is Not A Joke

This Is Not A Joke

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#27

Craigslist Cookie Creep

Craigslist Cookie Creep

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#28

They Know Their Targer Audience

They Know Their Targer Audience

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#29

Craigslist Ad: "Free Vcr With Old School P***o Stuck Inside"

Craigslist Ad: "Free Vcr With Old School P***o Stuck Inside"

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#30

I Saw This A While Back, Maybe It Belongs Here

I Saw This A While Back, Maybe It Belongs Here

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#31

Craigslist Skilsaw

Craigslist Skilsaw

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#32

Found This Post On Craigslist The Other Day. Passive Aggressive At Its Finest

Found This Post On Craigslist The Other Day. Passive Aggressive At Its Finest

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#33

Found This Job Seeker On Craigslist

Found This Job Seeker On Craigslist

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#34

My Local Craigslist Doesn't Disappoint

My Local Craigslist Doesn't Disappoint

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#35

Craigslist - 2000 Year Old Autographed Photo

Craigslist - 2000 Year Old Autographed Photo

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#36

Sounds Like A Fun Party

Sounds Like A Fun Party

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#37

No Shipping Carrot

No Shipping Carrot

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#38

Cactus Car

Cactus Car

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#39

Surfing Craigslist For Free Stuff When I Stumbled Across This

Surfing Craigslist For Free Stuff When I Stumbled Across This

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#40

Please Be My Friend For $15

Please Be My Friend For $15

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#41

The Things You Find On Craigslist

The Things You Find On Craigslist

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#42

Best Craigslist Ad I've Seen

Best Craigslist Ad I've Seen

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#43

So I Was Browsing Craigslist, When This Picture Caught My Eye

So I Was Browsing Craigslist, When This Picture Caught My Eye

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#44

Only In New Hampshire

Only In New Hampshire

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#45

Why Buy New?

Why Buy New?

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#46

It's So Stupid It Might Just Work

It's So Stupid It Might Just Work

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#47

Conrad Knows What He Wants

Conrad Knows What He Wants

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#48

Why Is She Doing A Handstand

Why Is She Doing A Handstand

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#49

Nothing Illegal Here

Nothing Illegal Here

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#50

Homemade Phone Case

Homemade Phone Case

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#51

Smoked By Cute Blonde Woman

Smoked By Cute Blonde Woman

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