108 People Who Follow The Rules So Literally That They Beat The System

#1

You Are To Assume The Role Of A Chinese Immigrant In 1870

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#2

This Peanut Sale

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#3

Mortality Is Real

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My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result

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#5

By Customer Request

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JEFF THE KILLER 7 years ago

Challenge excepted XDD

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Just a Purpler 7 years ago

*accepted

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Just a Purpler 7 years ago

Honestly though, what was this customer expecting anyway?

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jacluckycat 7 years ago

Right...you know what you ordered, and that those dimensions make the instr ridiculous

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DancingToMyself 7 years ago

A house key. :p

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Pi... 7 years ago

My question exactly! Customer deserved this one! But maybe he meant the yellow receipt n just forgot to mention it!

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John L 7 years ago

That's what is called "literal interpretation".

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Amanda Wsky Gamba 7 years ago

Followed by: when buying something online, check measurement.

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Cindy Eckert 7 years ago

:)

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Kris Collins 7 years ago

Hahaha Peter Collins did you deliver this!

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Lynn Ziegler 7 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Shirley Noblett 7 years ago

Lol

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Jesika Moua 7 years ago

Lol!!! 😂😂😂 SO FUNNY!! HAHAHA!

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Barbara Baxendale 7 years ago

The postman's got a brilliant sense of humour !!

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Dianne Wilson 7 years ago

hahahaha

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endelbendel 7 years ago

Fedex tends to do this anyway.

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4Sunshine 7 years ago

Made me laugh out loud. Too funny.

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Maria Pechenkina 7 years ago

Just a reminder what a great guys are delivery drivers.

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Celental Midnight 7 years ago

HAHAH!!!!!!!!

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Cat Meow 7 years ago

They got what their asked for... good thing they didn't ask for it to be HIDDEN under the doormat

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Anastasia B 7 years ago

I don't know who is the worst, the customer or the delivery guy...

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Lei Autida 7 years ago

Hahahha 😂

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Laughinmydreams 7 years ago

beautiful!

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Intensive Panda 7 years ago

need bigger doormat

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Andreea-Gabriela 7 years ago

Good job 😂

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Eby FAshn 7 years ago

😂😂

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#6

My Mom Told Me To "Clean The Bathroom Like The Queen Of England Is Visiting"

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542points

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#7

Breastfeeding Request

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#8

Arriva Has Banned Shorts As A Part Of Their Uniform, Offering Only Pants Or Skirts Regardless Of Weather

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#9

You're Welcome, Mum

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#10

My Wife Asked Me To Take Some Pictures With My New Selfie Stick When Doing Stuff Throughout The Day

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487points

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#11

Denise Ain't Fucking Around

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#12

Insert Card As Shown

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#13

How To Draw A Sheep

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#14

Saw This On My Facebook Feed Today

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#15

I'm On It

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#16

Found Some Amazing Indian Writing

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#17

He Chose... Wisely

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#18

Can't Argue With That

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#19

School District Doesn't Allow Halloween Costumes

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#20

Marc With A C

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#21

Question Everything

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#22

My Dad Asked The Waitress For "One Very Small Check" I Think That She Out-Dadjoked Him In Response

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#23

How To Cook Pork & Caramelised Chestnut Stuffing

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#24

Girlfriend Told Me To Wear A Plain Tie To Dinner Tonight

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#25

Future Lawyer? Was Told He Couldn't Go Outside

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#26

Because, Screw You And Your "End User License Agreement"

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#27

My Wife Asked Me To Put The Cake In The Oven At 120 Degrees. Took Some Doing, But I Managed It

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#28

Hug Left Curb When Leaving

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#29

I Never Imagined The Golden Gate Bridge Was As Bike Friendly As It Is

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#30

The Poor Girl Actually Stopped Walking

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#31

My Dad Asked Me To Hand Him His Ginger Ale. I Don't Know What To Do

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#32

Complying With The Rules

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#33

Literally

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#34

I Have No Words For This One

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#35

When You're Told To Change Ur Shirt Before Thanksgiving Dinner So You Happily Oblige

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#36

My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed

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#37

I Noticed This Bottle At A Local Coffee Shop, And Asked The Owner About It. He Said "Health Inspector Asked 'What's This Jar?' And I Said Nothing, It's Empty, And She Said 'Everything Has To Be Labeled' So I Labeled It."

I Noticed This Bottle At A Local Coffee Shop, And Asked The Owner About It. He Said "Health Inspector Asked 'What's This Jar?' And I Said Nothing, It's Empty, And She Said 'Everything Has To Be Labeled' So I Labeled It."

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222points

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#38

My Brother Got Bored Waiting At The Pharmacy

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#39

Why People Don't Obey Signs

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#40

Bus Driver Near Busy Stop Ticketed For Letting Passengers Get Off Early Due To Congestion. Reaction: Today Bus Drivers Coordinated To Do Things By The Book And Only Stop Exactly At Bus Stops; Huge Line-Up Ensues

Bus Driver Near Busy Stop Ticketed For Letting Passengers Get Off Early Due To Congestion. Reaction: Today Bus Drivers Coordinated To Do Things By The Book And Only Stop Exactly At Bus Stops; Huge Line-Up Ensues