This Page Mercilessly Mocks Those With A LinkedIn Grindset, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Posts (New Pics)

OMG. This is gold

1000% need this. I had a job I tried for that I had solid experience with and they just never got back to me. I had to call multiple times just to figure out that they weren't interested in hiring me 🙃

The interviews always stop when the candidate they like comes in. If they call you back later saying you have the job, they are just settling for you.

Agreed!

This needs to be law! The wait and then the let down.

I am but a poor student, yet my library is vastly bigger than my TV! Plus, the TV was bought 3rd hand to give the dog something to fall asleep to while I get some work done.

Jokes on him. I have a pretty sizable book collection and a big TV to watch my pretty sizable movie collection on. I think what they meant to say is "Rich people have a hundred cars they never drive parked in a garage while poor people have one car that barely runs but gets them by."

Have you seen the price of books these days?

What a load of s**t this is.

Starting out in one of my first jobs - I got a cheap lousy TV second-hand. I used all my already read books to make a TV stand as I could not afford that...

Note the memo was addressed to the 'younger folks in the workplace,' i.e. the inexperienced and gullible

I manage a medium sized company. Take your PTO. If we can't manage without you, then I don't deserve my job. Every company should have a plan in place if an employee is not going to be there. People have emergencies, they have doctors appointments, they quit, they get sick, sometimes they die.

Im a teacher and so on the one hand i know how hard it is on the school and my students and coworkers when i take day-- BUT on the other hand i still take days when i need to because i'd be more of a long term detriment to the team/class when completely burnt out or sick

I'm taking my PTO right now and feel no guilt.

6. Enjoy the compensation that your employer is contractually obligate to give you.

Failed his way up the corporate ladder

J. Paul Getty had a similar quote: "Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil"

The 5th qualifier

Seems like four of those things weren't really necessary.

He also gave up avocado toast and Starbuck's.

Also this is the fallacy of the survivor. How many had the same drive, intelligence and opportunities and failed? https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1827:_Survivorship_Bias

Age 55 divorced & lost half of his fortune

So age 33 should be "Turns $250k loan into multi-billion dollar business."

Trumpishness

Upvote for Dan Price!!

Ooh... I'm definitely using this!

Love this! It might just become part of my signature.

The location of punctuation is very important!!!

I'm making this my signature line in all my emails.

About 10 years. Unfortunately no children, we both have above average paying jobs, my husband is a very very frugal person. We bought a house on my income when he studied back in 2012 when houses were relatively cheap. We currently save his income 100%, paid of the house as soon as possible after he started working. We do fun things and splurge occasionally, but are frugal.

4-6 months roughly as long as the cars hold up

15 minutes after the first 5 minutes having a panic attack.

This

Purchase a barrel of heroin = turns consideration to a quality vs quantity situation.

I suffered no management fools and got that a lot on my reviews. Was always from first time supervisors who couldn't manage their way out of a hat and I was semi-retired professional manager. Wasn't going to play their dumb games.

Worst example being actresses who lost jobs because Harvey Weinstein told people they were "difficult to work with". I remember hearing that one even lost a role in the Lord of the Rings trilogy because of that.

I was told that once. Later realized it was b/c I did more than just sit on my azz like everyone else and actually DID my job. So to fix that phrase, "you're making us look bad by how hard you're working, please stop"

My manager bullied 11 people into leaving. I laid a complaint instead of leaving. I was told the problem was just me and I was "difficult to work with" (along with "everyone in the office dislikes you" and "you are resistant to change"). Turns out the whole difficult to work with thing was part of a constructive dismissal process. Another 2 people in her team left just a couple of months after me (one had only been there a few weeks). The manager is still there.

Yeah I don't play games. I work for money not to make friends.

Nothing like dying then being reborn with a Microsoft operation system.