Let's go find them to hunt them down

That would be me dead, I can't read half the damn things.

Aww... genius. A nerd's dream.

I can't help thinking his Axe is gonna get really blunt dragging it about like that

Bye son, see you when you're 18

Oh Brussel Sprouts!!!

Is your boss Simon Cowell?

That's actually really sweet

Whack it with a Notepad? Paper Beats Rock!!! Ha Ha Ha

Definitely check that baggage and don't pick it up at your destination.

It's true of the ones I've used!

I knew those pesky Aliens were intercepting my emails!!!

Hahaha - wasn't expecting that.

Creepy Looking Kids

Get a load of that hairy chest Mr Criminal

Or you will be doomed by an Internet curse!

THOSE kind of kinks!

I think she smoothly shut him down

There really does have to be some kind of reason.

Lol!!!

"Well? Am I in? The squirrel said I should be admitted."

im confused. is this supposed to reference to the dance or flossing your teeth?

Go on you big Meany, let the little Fella in.

Perhaps I can make a donation to the Government

Dogs are just so trusting

I hope they've got Wifi because they're gonna be on Bored Panda a long time.

Stupid Logic Genie

Welcome to hell, version 2.0: “baby shark do do do do do do, baby shark do do do do do do....”

Level 2 (Marriage)...You will now need to purchase extra credits...For LIFE!!!

Lies, damn lies and statistics.

I bought some Bitcoins from a guy in the Pub, did you know they had chocolate inside?

You're a Parselmouth and can code Python, yet I drink coffee and can't code Javascript, Not Fair!!!

Ahhh ok

I've always wondered: What does a Vegan Food Pyramid look like?

Well that had to of been a blast

Next time don't forget the Screenwash

That's how you defeat Harry Potter? You suck, Voldemort! You had seven years to kill the little bastard, and all you did was have a whinge!

Plot twist: One of them grows up to be a Firefighter. The other an arsonist.

The bane of Christmas morning with kids.

Oh... hahaha... other kind of DM.

That's got to be his Big Brother with advise like that.

Im still not gettin it

Epic Fail, better luck next time.

Dark Elves! Dark Elves! Dark Elves! Dark Elves! You've got my vote.

If you won't give him exposure I guess its up to him to 'Expose Himself'

Woah there slow down

Wild Pumpkin Spice Latte used Protect!

What? The Devil is just doing his job- making people miserable.

Ah, I feel so sad for him...I'll play with you.

I miss the times I could ignore emails and messages without being judged

He looks like a Security Officer off the original Star Trek....He's Doomed!!!

Mother knows best.

Go on Eva, Blast him!!!

You might as well spin it around, its more likely to be the right temperature then.

Poor Michael. Not what he expected.

"What do you think I did whilst I was at college?"

How wrong could you be Sandra?