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Learning new stuff is one of life's most gratifying experiences. And Michael, the creator of Light Roast Comics knows it. He's an American guy who currently lives in Germany and has recently set out on an artistic journey.
"I started drawing the funny comics this February," Michael told Bored Panda. "Light Roast Comics is (supposed to be) a funny and occasionally thought-provoking webcomic, and its topics are almost totally random with just a handful of recurring characters and storylines."
Everyday life has an important role in Michael's creative process. "I am usually inspired by conversations I have with friends and ideas I have while I'm out running."
"I personally don't find vulgar, profane stuff very funny, so I tend to steer clear of those kinds of subjects, sticking with good advice and some savage roasts. And any of my funny comic strips might genuinely hurt or offend someone - obviously you could take that concept to either extreme. But if people aren't having fun checking my funny drawings out, then it's all a waste of time. I usually bounce ideas I'm unsure about off of a few friends and other artists to get their vital life advice."
"As of less than a year ago, I never thought I would be drawing comics or delivering the best roasts about life, but now it's a significant part of my schedule, and I'm having a ton of fun with it," Michael concluded. "I hope that my relatively simple example might encourage more people to step out on their own creative limb and try something new."
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#1
Give Him A Shot
Cian Thomas McHugh 5 years ago
and cast a ninth level version of fireball.
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Aaron Kara 7 years ago
Farm anti-vaxxers to get more XP! Eliminate all anti-vaxxers to receive the Axe of Rationality
Hans 7 years ago
Side quest: decapitate the king of anti-vaxxers! Sounds easy, but gives much XP due to the many heads.
danielw 7 years ago
. . . . . . . I feel like that would be an world boss of some sort. Just saying. better bring friends.
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La Petite Morte 7 years ago
HP + MP + CPI = xx. If your CPI (Combined Parental Intelligence) starts out as negative and the base number is larger than your combined stats, sorry kid, you start live with a disadvantage. Experience can help you overcome this disability.
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#2
The Sacred Texts
r3dd3v1lL 7 years ago
They are better than the ones with "Choose all pictures with cars/ trees/ buildings". Those can actually get bugged even if you choose all the correct pictures and still not let you on.
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Hard 2 Guess 7 years ago
Don't we already have those? Or are those lizards in human costume?
Load More Replies... Aaron Kara 7 years ago
"Ah, I typed that wrong we have to wait 10 minutes...So, what do you guys do without the internet?
#3
Co-Op Mode
Neurotic_Octopus 7 years ago
If someone proposed to me this way I would die.... by their side decades later because OMG YES!
#4
Kindness
Gary 7 years ago
I can't help thinking his Axe is gonna get really blunt dragging it about like that
Ruth Sneddon 7 years ago
Reminds me of a Terry Pratchett character Mightily Oats, the missionary priest who carries a big double headed axe called Forgiveness.
#5
Peak Parenting
Mr. Re-in-act-ment 7 years ago
Thats like the hidden truth... Me: "My weekend was fine" My brain:" Without you"
#6
Vegetative
Laugh Fan 7 years ago
Only one of those is wrong. Flipping vegans... Just kidding!! Article on BBC news front page today quoting Britain's Chief Medical Officer saying 'People who believe the myths spread by anti-vaccine campaigners are absolutely wrong'.
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XxxPotatoes_rockxxX 4 years ago
NOOOOO MY SONS GONNA EAT SWEET PEAS okay i litterly love sweet peas tho
A Dyke From The Dreamworld 7 years ago
The hospital isn't enough. Put that thing into the mental facility.
#7
Let Go
#8
Asking For A Friend
Adriana Coppage 4 years ago
*pulls out shining raquaza and lunala gx cards* so what? I can like pokemon cards too
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Deniz Vitvitskiji 6 years ago
Does anyone even know how to play pokemon? I remember in 2016 everyone had them, but nobody actually played with them.
#9
Type Advantage
Mr. Re-in-act-ment 7 years ago
How does paper beat rock? Just make the rock sharper and WOOSH, right on through
Rinpai 7 years ago
Because like most problems, as long as you cover it up and pretend it isn't there it will go away someday....or so we hope.
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#10
Baggage
BusLady 7 years ago
Definitely. Grab any random baggage. It has to be better than that.
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Donna Cheung 7 years ago
Sorry there'll be an absurdly large excess baggage charge. Would you like to pay be cash or card?
#11
Nonsensory
Gary 7 years ago
And like the sensors on some Automatic doors at shops where you nearly end up walking in to them.
Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
The sinks with delayed reaction have such low pressure you have to almost touch the faucet to get clean. So the laser could only shoot within a 10 yard radius.
#12
Reachin’ Out
Night Owl 7 years ago
Looks like the Earth didn't get the massage. Just put it in the spam folder and ignore them; they'll give up eventually, those stalkers
danielw 7 years ago
probably not. CETI has been at it for... uh... well, longer than I've been alive. On the other hand, if they do reply....
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BusLady 7 years ago
Those Earth people are weird. They have multiple arms and legs.
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#13
Gateway Drug
Night Owl 7 years ago (edited)
Germany calls these goods Quängelware (Quengelware) because the kids whine and nag (quengeln) to get some
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#14
Family Planning
troufaki13 7 years ago
Oh come on!! They look really cute! I would adopt them! :D
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Cameron Traxler 3 years ago
the mother left...........................................................................................................................
#15
The Hero We Deserve
Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
Mugger: AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH, I give up! Put that away! I'll never mug again!
#16
Chain Mail
#17
Bad Robot
#18
Smokin’
Night Owl 7 years ago
Yeah, if I heard that often, I'd consider buying one of those things as a prop to do the same. A problem would be if the guy vapes or is interested in vaping.
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Joseph Roberts 7 years ago
THIS WOULD BE GREAT THOUGH, IT’S LIKE A CREEPY GUY COMES UP TO YOU: “Hey, [insert cheesy/creepy pickup line here], wanna bang?” AND YOU CAN JUST RESPOND BY SAYING: “No, but have you considered the benefits of veganism?” (not to hate on vegans, but to benefit from the stereotype) AND THEY’LL BE LIKE “WUT NO!!!!”
Foxyloxylou 7 years ago
actually it doesnt matter if its a vape or cigarette both are equally bad for u and can give u lung cancer
frederic eeckman 7 years ago
Regarding that he's winking at her while saying she's smoking, I guess he was about to say the old pun "you're smoking. You're smoking hot" but he didn't have a chance to do it. And actually people who are vaping are sometimes a bit too prone to talk about it a LOT :D
your name 7 years ago
No tar no highly dangerous chemicals tastes wonderful and my doctor thanked me for switching although i still agree the ones who show off with it make me sick. Its supposed to help you not become a tool to be a snob. I myself still call it a "douche flute"
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Jordy Star 7 years ago
vaping and smoking is the same thing, only vaping is worse because of the stuff in it, look it up
#19
Oh That’s Why
Hamlets twin 7 years ago
you see when a right headphone and a left headphone love each other very much...
BusLady 7 years ago
So how do you explain ear buds then? They've never been separated. Newlyweds?
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
Earbuds are naughty twins. Cersei and Jaime?
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#20
Hot Air
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
Trump doesn’t even pretend to have a plan for fighting poverty though. 😏
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Simmons Gets Fired Again
#22
Captain Nature
Andrew Anthony 7 years ago
He can talk to animals, he didn't say anything about understanding them back.
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Kathryn Harterink 7 years ago
Just because you talk to animals doesn't mean they can understand you!
#23
Flossing
LucarioSage 7 years ago
im confused. is this supposed to reference to the dance or flossing your teeth?
#24
Backstage
#25
Pay It Forward
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
Here, here! I second that! Let's all donate our school debts to the government! More specifically: to the individual members of the government, who each make more in a year, than some of us will ever see in a lifetime.
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Perhaps i can give a donation of 100000000000000000000000000000000000000Q dollars to an orphanage
#26
Hugh Man
#27
Space Elevator
#28
Simmons And The Magic Lamp
Foxyloxylou 7 years ago
"Yeah, uh, we have a spot that needs to be filled in at the 'Modern Akward' Comic seriers. Are you interested?"
#29
Sounds Like Hell
Beeps 7 years ago
Welcome to hell, version 2.0: “baby shark do do do do do do, baby shark do do do do do do....”
Joseph Roberts 7 years ago
Eventually it would just fade out because you have gotten used to the noise.
Joybug 3 years ago
And he never said how you had to wear them. Say, around your waist.
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Running Out Of Quarters
Jose Baeyens 7 years ago
Probably why I never got married : I don't see the utility of spending so much money to a ring...
#31
Backfire
Night Owl 7 years ago
Sure, he still became a statistic, but a much better one. Everyone is part of some kind of statistic anyway, if nothing else a part of the statistic of how many people currently live on this planet (does that statistic count people in space, on the ISS?)
Foxyloxylou 7 years ago
hey, i live with a gun in my home. my dad uses it when we r nkt around, and we know about gun saftey. its a rifle
#32
Cryptogram
#33
Parselfingers
#34
Second Of His Name
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
Why? Is he planning on marrying his granddaughter?
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#35
Pyramid Scheme
Foxyloxylou 7 years ago
veggies, fruits, fake meats. i should know, im a vegan, well at least my family is, im more vegetarian. *Prepares for hate*
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#36
This Region’s Gyms Are Weak
#38
Op Spells
Ryo Bakura 7 years ago
That's how you defeat Harry Potter? You suck, Voldemort! You had seven years to kill the little bastard, and all you did was have a whinge!
Thomas Es Thomas 7 years ago
I learned that spell when I was five or six. It was a very cute saying. Unfortunately it doesn't stop your older brother from tackling you.
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
Lol! Did he tackle you because you yelled the "spell" at him?
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#39
Laying Low
BusLady 7 years ago
Plot twist: One of them grows up to be a Firefighter. The other an arsonist.
Foxyloxylou 7 years ago
"Hey John, headed to the Henderson home to start another fire, huh?" "Yeah Bob, and dont take too long to get there!"
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The Armor Of Polyethylus
#41
Sliding In The Dm’s
Aislynn Bierenga 7 years ago
i thought your profile pic was a hair on my screen and tried to wipe it off, got confused, and then realized. you are the worst
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#42
Shoot For The Stars
Jose Baeyens 7 years ago
I'd say : that way it'll take a very long time to prove you've missed...
Suparna Gibbs 7 years ago
More like, no one will ever know if you’ve missed, at least not in your lifetime....
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Link’s Final Form V. 1
Kat 7 years ago
Hyperlinks, that you click on, are typically blue and underlined unless the webpage is coded to display them differently. It's a very cheesy web design pun xD
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#44
Kobe
#45
Campaign Season
Adriana Coppage 4 years ago
no way! give me a shadow dragon with 4 banshees! or nothing at all!
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#46
Getting Charged
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
Maybe that's why he has allegations against him.
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#47
Link’s Final Form V. 2
rhyan lumilay 7 years ago
I see like the explanation in the previous post. When you already opened a hyperlink and you search for it, it will now be highlighted in violet/purple.
#48
Basic Chemistry
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago (edited)
Omg! I didn't get it until I saw your comment. Thank you, Kat.
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The Devil’s Scroll
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago (edited)
What if the guy was really into... I don't know...donkey, butt love. Then Satan would want him to click on the "Interesting Link", right? I mean, that sounds like something you would go to hell for watching.
#50
Safe At Home
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
Yep. Like Willow The Pillow said, but it's a twist, cause you think at first that he heard an intruder.
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Turned On For What
Night Owl 7 years ago
I miss the times I could ignore emails and messages without being judged
Alex Newell 7 years ago
If you can't change what others think about you, change what you think about being judged
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#52
Massive Attraction
Gary 7 years ago
He looks like a Security Officer off the original Star Trek....He's Doomed!!!
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
True. He's a red shirt. They probably shouldn't make plans for the future
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Mom Always Said
#54
Robotherapy
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
Omg, no! I saw this in a bathroom stall. You couldn't copy and paste. You had to type it in and BAM, it got you. Lol.
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Hotel Showers
#56
Draft Day
#57
The Old College Try
#58
Sandra’s Tough Day
rhyan lumilay 7 years ago
Sandra could be the personification of wrong. She was the wrong that sprouts a person.
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Naomi Armitage 7 years ago
All the upvotes for getting the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse right.
#59
Plastic Flowers
Gary 7 years ago
Why does the customer look like the Security Guard in the picture on the wall? Undercover?
Ryo Bakura 7 years ago
No. First panel is him learning that the business puts plastic flowers on their pens to prevent them from being stolen. Second panel is him getting an idea, and third panel is the diamond thief being prevented from stealing the diamond by the same plastic flower idea, since applied by the security guard, who may or may not have been made Security Guard of the month because of it.
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People Watching
#61
Bay Blades
Jordataka 7 years ago
God and an angel were playing Beyblades (a spinning top game) and the angel's top, which was a tornado, stopped spinning, so the hurricane disappeared.
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#62
The View (Comicsforjerks Comic Trade)
Quinn Alexander 7 years ago
But when he came back to the shuttle, the space suit was EMPTY!!!!
#63
Raising Awareness
#64
Zero Chill
Hendra Lim 7 years ago
sunscreen gel is white in the picture, so he's white because of the 4 bottle of sunscreen
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What Did It Cost?
Gary 7 years ago
Two Goats & A Virgin will give you an extra half second in a sprint, I'm sure it says that in the Bible somewhere.
CozaEVE 7 years ago
It's talking about sacrificing animals for blessings from the gods and stuff
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Survival
WaffleFryLife 7 years ago
May the odds be ever in your favor, young scouts... NOW QUICK ONE OF YOU KILL THE OTHER WITH THIS KNIFE
Šimon Špaček 7 years ago
One Czech singer was making story on stage and he had there badge of Paraguay. Scout will go to Paraguay and if he will meet with his leader two months later on the meeting point he will earn Badge of Paraguay. I still want to try this one.
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#67
Crime Wave
#68
The Key To Crime
Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
Add to it expensive sunglasses and he will become invisible!
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Anne Rouffignac 7 years ago
It's a joke around losing keys, now they've planted some on him it'll take forever to find the body!
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Ganondorf Goes To Work
Ryo Bakura 7 years ago
"A sword." "I think we're all pretty weak against those." "No, you don't understand. It's not just any sword, it's a Master Sword. Wielded by a kid who loves wearing green everything."
#70
‘Meta Loss For A Comic Idea
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John Louis 7 years ago
The world's most interesting man says: I don't always like the comics on boredpanda but when I do I fully expect more, more, more.
A B C 7 years ago
Why is it important that he's American, or that he lives in Germany? It has nothing to do with the comjcs.
John Louis 7 years ago
The world's most interesting man says: I don't always like the comics on boredpanda but when I do I fully expect more, more, more.
A B C 7 years ago
Why is it important that he's American, or that he lives in Germany? It has nothing to do with the comjcs.
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