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If you’re a fan of laughing about the absurdity of life late at night (I am not judging what time you are reading this, even if it's 3 AM and you should be up by 6), then "WTF Life Jokes" might just deliver what you need today.

This page perfectly captures the essence of life's most relatable and, well... ironic moments. With a blend of dark or sometimes even surreal humor and a dash of ever-crushing reality, this page cooks up memes showcasing stuff like a solemn Batman reflecting on his unpopular support for Tom over Jerry to a hilarious take on how astrology people overreact to the most mundane horoscope predictions (Daily Tarot websites, I am looking at you). So Pandas, if you'd like to see more, feel free to scroll down!

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Sue Denham
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe this. Also: just when your pillow is worn in enough to be just right for you it *will* fall apart.

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Jack Burton
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's damn scarry when you realize homeless people had pretty standard life before. Usually starts with unemployment, separation, health trouble, bankrucy, alcool... Can happen to anyone.

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Jack Burton
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have seen this one a lot but still funny as hell. The kid looked so happy and how bad is this fake MJ

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Jack Burton
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I take my showers after my shift at hospital, this is the basic hospital soap, raw as f**k. My wife use some expensive organic multi oil soap. I am smoother 😅😅

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Jack Burton
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well... i'm no Henry Cavill but it worked for me, one time. It was 22 years ago and still running

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Jack Burton
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have great great memories from event before the smartphone era. Never understood why people think they have to record something cool to live

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Rafael
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our CPU time is limited, turning the volume down reduces load and frees processing power to parse our surroundings.

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Ottawa
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had read my horoscope in a satire magazine once. It said I would lose my job... I had in fact just lost my job 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Ovata Acronicta
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6 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I usually use a private browser for stupid searches. Not even obscene ones, just stupid ones. I am boring. (edit: on the other hand, when I've been looking at textures of skin of intimate areas to replicate it while modeling digitally, I don't bother using a private search. Who cares. Balls.)

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Bob Jones
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6 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a god who cares exists then why is the plane shaking in the first place??? Why do humans have to beg their God to try to get her to do good things?

Ace
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And why would anyone suggest that god must have been looking after me when I survived a horrendous accident with life-changing injuries but didn't die? I seriously once had a doctor ask me if this hadn't made me believe in god. WTF? If he was working to keep me alive wouldn't he have done better to just, you know, stop the accident happening in the first place?

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DadManBlues
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A better text for the meme would be "Religion as it leaves my body when I visit the paediatric oncology ward for the first time".

CanadianDimes
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I looked into the stats behind plane crashes and turbulence once - the odds of a plane crashing because of turbulence are vanishingly small. 95% of crashes happen on take off or landing, and the larger the plane, the harder it is for it to be damaged by turbulence. Turbulence never worried me much before, and knowing the facts about it keeps the atheism firmly in my body.

Riley Quinn
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't confuse faith, or lack there of, with an ancient biological survival reaction. I'm not intellectually fearful of death, but my physical being fights it tooth and nail. My physical reaction to death ranges from adrenaline rush exuberance to primal terror (racing cars vs nearly falling off a building). BTW death is easy, it's the dying part most of us want to skip.

Melissa Buddin
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It breaks my heart when I read comments like these. Those of you who feel like this have missed the whole point of Christianity.

Michael Largey
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is heartbreaking is all the "Christians" who miss the whole point of Christianity. You might start with them.

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Guess Undheit
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fictions told by fanatical christofascists to make themselves feel superior. I've been through multiple 7.0+ earthquakes this year plus many other things in my life (e.g. attempts by criminals to kill me) and never once leaned on the worthless crutch of religious cultism.

Andi
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

in tmes of fear you will hear us atheist calling on God - you know why? because that is a phrase and notion from the culture we were brought up in and sometimes when you are out of control you call to some one 'higher' And you know what, all that clearly shows is that that need for hope is the reason man invented God in the first place.

Zoe Belen
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, I didn't do that. Only religious people think we change our minds like that.

Carl Roberts
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sigh. Can't people just laugh at a funny for cripes sake. Nope, not BP commenters. They have to get into a triggered outrage. And, of course, that 'outrage" (again, over a funny meme) is directed at one specific religious group...Christians. Because they sure as heck wouldn't say anything like that about Islam.

Mimi M
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Learn from that Singapore flight and keep your seatbelt on when seated. Or fasten quickly as soon as the light goes on.

Michael Largey
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Any supernatural entity that believes last minute conversions is by definition too stupid to be God. (Fails the "all-knowing" test.)

Alicia M
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you believe, then God knows you're dying in a plane and he's okay with it.

Jenni Currie
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My pop was in WW2, he told me some men would argue they don't believe in God but when they were on the frontline you would see them praying

Highball
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When your airplane free falls 5,000 feet. There are no atheists in the trenches.

Mary G
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, coming from a fellow atheist, it's called "covering all your bases because - you COULD be wrong"

Plant lady
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow! I read Bored Panda for entertainment not religious or political debate!

Mirolfur Grafarson
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Christianity leaving men Christians when they need surgery(prayer doesnt work)

Agent Smith
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I often muse to myself that people are praying to the deity that gave them the problem to begin with...

Lene
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God needs to have fun, too. And shaking planes full of ppl sounds like something a big (god-) child would see as fun play. I'm a polytheist and I know that my gods are real sh1ts sometimes. Every single one of them. Lol. I think it must be boring to have 1 god and believe that that god only do good stuff.

Plinkplink Fizz
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To believe in the Christian ‘benevolent’ god is so ridiculous it seems like wilful ignorance. The tiniest bit of rational research into the origins and content of the bible will leave any individual with an open mind in no doubt whatsoever that it is all utter nonsense. Benevolent god? Just look around you. And don’t you think it’s a bit of a coincidence that you believe in a Christian god and you were born in a Christian country? And that had you been born in India you would most likely be a Hindu? Or Pakistan you would be Muslim? Or the fact that there are several thousand gods believed in by the people of earth but yours just happens to be the right one? Don’t you see that all the others think theirs is the right one too? And the free will argument for the allowance of suffering? What about profoundly disabled children? Or cancer? Or a thousand other evils? And what sort of ‘benevolent’ loving, forgiving god says worship me or you will be tortured in hell for all eternity? grow up.

Joanne Earle
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn straight! I don't even fly anymore cause it scares me so bad. Plus it seems like it's a really horrible experience these days.

Hobby Hopper
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6 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if life as we know it is a game, a great cosmic simulation if you will, that we all willingly participate in because as unlimited spiritual beings we were all bored off our asses before we were born, so we all chose to forget and become limited for the sake of feeling something and telling the stories later? Not saying I believe that, but it makes for a good story.

keyboardtek
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if there was a god that could save my life, I still would not get on an airplane again.

Charlotte
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you were a true believing Christian, wouldn’t the chance to go to heaven really soon be a good thing? And yet, they prey not to die 🤷‍♀️

Lydsylou (she/her)
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heaven sounds great! But if course death is still scary for most people that doesn't mean they don't believe that heaven is better than earth just that they don't want to leave earth

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Penguin Panda Pop
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahem, my shirt does not see Dwayne Johnson. It sees someone in significantly worse shape and much paler. Not all of my hair has left my head yet, so I guess thats a win for me (I realise that The Rock looks great bald - I will not).

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