I feel this so hard. I've learned to make myself a list and then just start checking things off one at a time. If I think about everything I have to do, I get overwhelmed.

Yes

The most me so far.. it's a problem

Accurate.

My dog SMACKS me in the face when I'm about to have an anxiety attack

You've met most of my managers then?

Lol. I often finish my cup of coffee 3 hours after making it. Apparently one sip is enough to power me for a couple hours 😂

I'm pretty sure all my friends and some family have a laundry chair. I do, it's for clothes I only wore like an hour or so but not clean enough to be put back away. There's 100% logic behind it

Carbs, carbs, carbs, lovely carbs....

So am I. ~begins to research spells to transform myself into a dog~

Clearly someone with more pairs of knickers than me

Needs slices for doodling on the papers and surfing on the phone.

"No -- thanks to you."

Because you are trying to grow the wrong kind of plants

It's been 84 years

A few years back, pre pandemic, there was a house listing (in the UK) that did the rounds on FB...due to the amount of sockets everywhere in the house. Even on the ceiling. Iirc, there were more than 27 double sockets in the lounge alone! 🤣. So many said it was the dream home... not many said it was overkill.

Computer for me.

Soooo true 😏🥲

Add in the feelings of insignificance and failure as well.

Mom put both on the table to avoid issues. Good for me. I like both.

I am type one, but with all the icons lined up on the left side instead of the right.

I was sick that day to the point where any amount of movement gave me a massive headache :3

Ha ha this is me

(Based on coment earlier) How. Did. You. GET MY NUMBER AGIAN?!?!?!

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty!

Diet and any other exercise that burns more calories than sit ups (all of them) will get you there quicker. Then do the sit ups

But those have flavour

Hey, coffee is made with water!

Still hydrating...

The 8 glasses a day myth also claims incorrectly that you can't drink anything else. Coffee is a bit of a diuretic, but almost any other water-based liquid, like soda, is equivalent to water.

Starbucks

That's why I stopped wearing nail varnish

"Why didn't you type any notes from that meeting?" "Cuz nothing important was said."